Although Chongzhen is indeed a little white face, there is no little white face who likes to be exposed!
Chongzhen saw that this mysterious woman was munching on wolf meat, and there was no reason why he was compared to a big man, so he simply swallowed it up.After eating the wolf meat, Chongzhen finally felt less hungry in his stomach, but the smell lingered, and his stomach also hurt, it was estimated that it was indigestion.The night was already deep, except for the campfire burning quietly, with the occasional crackling of firewood and the unseen mystical animals overhead.A man and a woman are in the same hole, especially Chongzhen is still clean and wrapped in the woman's clothes, only revealing a pair of bare feet.Chongzhen's shoes and socks had long since been lost in the process of escaping.This situation is not only an embarrassing problem, if you change to someone with poor psychological quality, it can directly make you psychologically shorter.But Chongzhen didn't feel this way, now the climate is a little hot, there is still a bonfire burning in the cave, and the heat wave is rushing in bursts, and it is uncomfortable to die.He simply lifted the mysterious woman's clothes up, and all a pair of legs were exposed, and the hairs on the legs were clearly visible, and Chongzhen felt a little cooler.As soon as the mysterious woman raised her head, she met Chongzhen's legs, she didn't expect Chongzhen to have such a little white face, but the hairs on her legs were very dense.Her face changed suddenly, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Shameless, why are you stretching your legs so long?"
”After seeing this woman's savagery, Chongzhen didn't treat her as a woman, he grinned, "It's so hot, I stretched out my legs to cool off, the girl is a chivalrous woman, she shouldn't care, haha!"
”Chongzhen simply stretched his legs longer, and his arms also stretched out, anyway, he didn't like this woman, so there was no need to pretend to be anything.People's psychology is very strange, regardless of men and women, the more they face the person they like, the more they pretend, the more shy and scared they are, for fear of exposing their bad side.If you face someone you don't like, you don't have so many worries.But people like to make cheap mistakes, the more careless you are, the more you don't care about the other party, the more likely the other party is to fall in love with you, this is called the desire to conquer.Regardless of men and women, they actually have a little bit of a desire to conquer, but men are more obvious, and women are much more subtle.The mysterious woman was angry when she saw Chongzhen like this, seeing Chongzhen's behavior was extremely light, but her eyes were extremely clear, obviously she didn't think she was a woman, this was too heartbreaking.Most beautiful women are very confident in their appearance, and because they are beautiful, they have been the focus of everyone since they were young, so they will be a little arrogant.Even if this mysterious woman's martial arts value is super high, she is also a woman in her bones!"
Zhang Gongzi."
The mysterious woman suddenly laughed, "Since you feel very hot, the slave family will put out the bonfire, right?"
In the wilderness, there are many tigers, leopards, wolves and insects, in case a wild beast touches in and takes you away, don't blame the slave family!
”When Chongzhen heard this, he hurriedly put his legs and arms back, and said with a reluctant smile, "Woman, don't put out the bonfire, I suddenly feel cold again now, hehe!"
”After saying that, Chongzhen deliberately leaned next to the bonfire, and his sweat beads rolled out of the heat, but in order to prevent the mysterious woman from really extinguishing the fire, he had to endure it, just kidding, not to mention tigers, leopards and jackals, the mysterious things on the top of the bald head are quite scary.Then the two fell into an awkward silence, the mysterious woman didn't know how to talk, Chongzhen was tired and didn't want to talk.Chongzhen had just sweated again, the hole was full of sweat, the smell of men's sweat was fatal to women's attraction, and bursts of sweat hit the mysterious woman's nose.The mysterious woman was so embarrassed that she could kill the tiger and leopard with her fist, and she drew her sword and dared to kill the Tartars, but in the face of such a weak and polite man, she lost her square inch, and her heart was pounding, and now she is not sitting or standing.I wanted to say a few words to dissolve the embarrassing atmosphere, but the man next to him looked like he was ignoring it and was angry.Pap Chongzhen suddenly felt itchy on his face, he thought it was a mosquito, there are many mosquitoes in this mountain, Chongzhen has been bitten all over the bag, he subconsciously snapped on his face, only to find that there was actually an eight-legged long-haired spider in his palm.it!
Chongzhen suddenly found that the pine hair on the ground was full of all kinds of reptiles, spiders, centipedes, grass insects, not to mention how disgusting it was.Although Chongzhen is not afraid of insects, this does not mean that he dares to sleep in the insect nest, not to mention who knows if these insects are poisonous or not?
I was embarrassed to trouble the girl's family, so Chongzhen had to endure the severe pain to get up, clean up the pine hair, and check it carefully again before sitting with his back against the cave wall.He didn't dare to sleep, the wilderness was full of all kinds of insects, as well as mosquitoes, and Chongzhen had a lot of red towers on his body, itching and painful.Drowsiness hit him for a while, and Chongzhen's eyes were about to close, but he really didn't dare to sleep!
In order to resist drowsiness, I had to chat with the mysterious woman again and again."
What's your name, girl?"
The mysterious woman was embarrassed now, she saw that Chongzhen took the initiative to talk to her, and hurriedly replied, "The slave family's maiden name is Bai Xiuxiu, seeing that the son is very young, the slave family should be a few years older than you, and the son can call Sister Xiuxiu." ”Bai Xiuxiu?
Chongzhen looked at this woman who called herself Bai Xiuxiu depressedly, her name didn't match her at all, as if it was a fake name.Anyway, it's boring, the two just chatted, for people in this era, Chongzhen is extremely knowledgeable.He has been bombarded by the Internet age, and this guy himself is in love with some messy websites, so all kinds of jokes are easy to come by, humorous and funny.All kinds of anecdotes and strange things in the rivers and lakes also made Bai Xiuxiu stunned and listened attentively.thought that she Bai Xiuxiu was also reckless in the rivers and lakes, but she suddenly found that she didn't know as much about things in the rivers and lakes as Chongzhen, which was embarrassing.In the end, simply tell the story and get started.Chongzhen saw that this Bai Xiuxiu was from the rivers and lakes, so he simply streamlined the Condor Heroes, and then slowly spoke out.The story of the Condor Heroes is indeed moving, even in modern society, many girls don't like to read martial arts novels, but they can't resist the charm of Yang Guo, the Condor Heroes.But as long as a woman is a woman, who doesn't want to meet a man as affectionate and powerful as Yang Guo?
Bai Xiuxiu stared at Chongzhen with wide eyes, her whole person was immersed in the world of the Condor Heroes and couldn't extricate herself.The magnificent world of rivers and lakes.The chivalrous and soft-hearted lover is deeply in love.It's a weird and magical kung fu.That undying love story.At this moment, Bai Xiuxiu realized that the rivers and lakes could be like this?
wants her Bai Xiuxiu to crisscross the rivers and lakes for so many years, but she is a fake rivers and lakes.Time passed slowly When Chongzhen finally finished telling this story, Bai Xiuxiu couldn't calm down for a long time, and after a long time, she let out a long sigh."
If I were that little dragon girl and met a man like Yang Guo, I would inevitably live and die, hey, I don't know if there is really such a good man in this world."
Chongzhen smiled faintly, "There are many good men in this world, although some men are not as powerful as Yang Guo, they are not emperors and generals, they are just ordinary people."
But they still use their backbones to support a family, they love their wives and children, and silently earn money to support their families.They are just sentient beings, but their love is actually more touching!"
Bai Xiuxiu sneered, "It's a pity that there are more bad men in this world, and some men just collect a few more loads of grain at home, so they think about divorce their wives or marry concubines."
And what about women?
is it fair that the wives of rich and noble families have to help their husbands manage their concubines, and the women of poor families have to follow their husbands to starve?
”After a pause, Bai Xiuxiu continued."
After His Majesty ascended the throne over the years, he opened up the wisdom of the people, and the status of women has been greatly improved.In some places, women want to keep festivals but can't get it, does Childe know?
In the place where I was born, there was a trend of wife snatching, and after a woman lost her husband, some singles would take the opportunity to snatch her home and forcibly marry her.In this world, women have never had a choice, whether they are observing festivals or getting married, they can only go with the flow. ”The two were silent for a long time, and Chongzhen's voice suddenly sounded, "Maybe in a few hundred years, men and women will be equal, and Sister Xiuxiu should be very happy." ”"Huh!"
Bai Xiuxiu snorted coldly, "What does it matter to me whether men and women are equal or not?"
Anyway, no man dares to mess with the old lady. ”As he spoke, the style of his words changed again, this Bai Xiuxiu is really a typical person with low emotional intelligence, and he will die of talking to death if he is cold.Chongzhen didn't talk at all, so he simply coped with a few words, and then stopped talking, in a daze, he was about to fall asleep.Tianshou Mountain, Deling!
Wei Zhongxian, a generation of eunuchs, stood quietly in front of the tablet of Ming Xizong, and the portrait of the emperor above the tablet was young and majestic.The Emperor of the Apocalypse is intelligent by nature and attaches great importance to feelings, if he can live, he will definitely be a generation of Ming monarchs, glorious through the ages.Unfortunately, his life came to an abrupt end at the age of 23 and he was buried in this dark and dreary imperial mausoleum."
Emperor!"
Wei Zhongxian muttered to himself, "Since you left, the old slave has become a walking corpse, and every day he lives is just to avenge you.But the old slave was so useless, he finally caught Chongzhen's dog, but let him escape, the old slave was useless!
”As he spoke, Wei Zhongxian actually cried, which moved the Turg and the Tartars next to him.Wei Zhongxian did use them to kill Chongzhen, and this Wei Zhongxian did not hide it.Turg sighed, "Gonggong, it's all Turg's incompetence, originally I was about to catch the Dog Emperor, but I didn't expect that man to suddenly give up his horse and hide in the mountains and forests with the Dog Emperor." ”Turge was extremely remorseful, he knew that today, he should have slaughtered Chongzhen's dog on the royal street, Wei Zhongxian, who sold his mother's batch, squinted his eyes and thought for a long time, and suddenly he hammered his fist hard, "No matter what, you can't let Chongzhen's dog live, tonight the mountain is very windy, and we will burn this mountain and burn them to death." ”Wei Zhongxian stroked the tablet of Ming Xizong, and then he suddenly took the tablet down and put it in his arms, and then he took off the portrait of the emperor on the wall and rolled it up in his arms.Fortunately, he had a wide robe and a big black cloak, and he had so many things in his arms that he couldn't see it at all."
Emperor, if you want to come to the mountain fire, you can't burn in your underground palace, the old slave will temporarily put away your tablet and imperial statue, and after the king of Shu ascends the throne, the old slave will definitely rebuild the emperor's tomb for you."
Wei Zhongxian is also ruthless enough, he actually wants to set fire to the mountain, you must know that in addition to the tomb of Ming Xizong, there are other imperial tombs here.In addition to the mausoleum, there are also officers and soldiers and eunuchs guarding the mausoleum, so burned, I don't know how many lives will die?
Among the people who followed Wei Zhongxian, Wei Liangqing showed an unbearable expression, and he said cowardly, "Factory Gong, what if you set fire to the mountain and injure the living by mistake?"
Let's think of something else!
”Since beating Wei Zhongxian and revealing the fox's tail, he didn't allow Wei Liangqing to call him uncle anymore, and Wei Liangqing became more and more afraid of this eunuch.Wei Zhongxian glanced at Wei Liangqing quietly, obviously his eyes were very calm, but Wei Liangqing felt a deep chill and murderous intent.Wei Liangqing was stunned in an instant, he hurriedly retracted his neck, and didn't dare to say a word.And the Tartars also collected the grease that was originally intended to light the sky lantern for Chongzhen, and the ever-bright lamp oil in the emperor's mausoleum, in preparation for setting fire to the mountain.In the stone cave, Chongzhen and Bai Xiuxiu were in a daze, about to fall asleep, suddenly Bai Xiuxiu opened her eyes violently, her nose moved, as if she smelled something?
Then Bai Xiuxiu jumped up and quickly ran out of the stone cave, and when she came back, her face was already full of solemnity.Chongzhen asked strangely, "What's wrong?"
”Bai Xiuxiu didn't speak, she directly picked up Chongzhen and ran outside.Chongzhen is depressed,, I'm a big man, I'm being carried around by a woman all day long, what's the matter?
My imperial dignity!
But when he got out of the hole, Chongzhen was dumbfounded, but he saw the mountain fire rising in the distance, the smoke and dust were billowing up, the night sky was as bright as day, and the sky was as red as the sunset, and the beauty was thrilling.But now is not the time to enjoy the view, it is the time to die.Don't look at the slow burning of things, in fact, the speed of the fire is very fast, and as soon as the fire is licked, several mountains will burn.Now that they don't have horses, how can they run through the fire?
Or even if they have horses, your horses can't run on this barren mountain!
Mom sells batches, Chongzhen wants to scold, there is no doubt that this mountain fire must have been put by Wei Zhongxian, I didn't expect them to be so ruthless, in order to kill me, even this lack of virtue can be done, what should I do?
I'm too busy with work today, I'm in a hurry, I guess there are typos in it, let's change it tomorrow!