The guest who is entertained by the sea today is the famous Hou Fangyu, Hou Fangyu is the son of Hou Sui, and the Hou family has been a scholarly family for several generations, which can be described as a virtue all over the world.Hou Fangyu smiled faintly, disapprovingly, picked up a piece of sea cucumber and fed it in his mouth, chewing it carefully, "Hou thinks these seafood are very delicious, and they fit my mouth very well." ”Hou Fangyu's words made Pet Dahai awe-inspired, Pet Dahai was born as a vulgar martial artist, and his quality was quite low, so he had a natural envy of people.Especially Hou Fangyu's good appearance, he is simply Mo Shang Yan Ruyu, the son is unparalleled in the world, his temperament is like Song Yu, and his skin is as white as Xue Sai Pan'an, which makes the pet sea more respectful, and the smile on his face is like a chrysanthemum, and he can't wait to be with him Chrysanthemum to Chrysanthemum, and he has a shameless dog face.Pet the sea said in a deep voice, "Hou Gongzi doesn't know, although this seafood is good, but it is harmful to the body, there is an ancestor of my Hou family who is fond of eating seafood, which leads to turbidity and dampness in the body, which makes the paralysis come to life, and the joints on the hands and feet are all deformed."
Then the ancestors set up a family motto, so that the descendants eat less seafood, pet is really admired Gongzi, so he reminded him, Hey Gongzi does not know, the world's delicacy is nothing more than crispy donkey intestines. ”"You old ghost!"
It was He Renlong who spoke, and he spat out, "Since the crispy donkey intestines are delicious, why don't you hurry up and serve them?"
Donkeys are not expensive, but they are much cheaper than seafood, and donkey intestines are even cheaper.This kind of inferior goods, even those who can't afford to eat meat will eat it, and you are embarrassed to show off in front of Hou Gongzi, a dead old ghost?
I'm ashamed of you!
”Seeing that the crisp donkey intestines he was thinking about were actually said to be worthless by He Renlong, he couldn't help but be a little angry, but today he was the east, and the invitation was not an ordinary guest, so it was not easy to get angry.Pet Dahai sneered, "General He's knowledge is really shallow, do you think my pet's crispy donkey intestines are the same as outside?"
Tell you and let you see for a long time, my pet's crispy donkey intestines are made from live donkeys.This dish is the most particular about the heat, the donkey must not die, and the dish has been cooked, the crisp donkey intestines that come out of this way are the real delicacy in the world, and the bone marrow of the cow must also be knocked out of the live cow, and the bone marrow that comes out of this way is the top grade, which is extremely nourishing to the body. ”The words of petting the sea made Hou Fangyu and He Renlong a little embarrassed.Hou Fangyu is a typical genius, he eats and drinks lightly and elegantly, he especially likes to eat seafood; And He Renlong is a military general, he likes to eat barbecue meat, and the honey roast pork on the table has the most appetite for him.As for what kind of live donkey intestines give birth to cow marrow or something, bah blah, the ghost eats it.Although Hou Fangyu despises the taste of the sea, but now that he has something to ask for, he naturally has to do what he likes, and Mao has to touch it.Hou Fangyu pondered for a moment and thought about it, "Listening to what the pet commander said, this crispy donkey intestine is really extraordinary, but Hou also has a famous recipe, and he is willing to share it with you." ”Then Hou Fangyu told all about the three squeaky suckling rats, digging monkey brains, iron plate raw duck paws, cutting donkey meat alive or something, some of these dishes were eaten by Hou Fangyu, and some of them were read by Hou Fangyu from the books, this guy is eloquent and good, and talked about the money from the side, which made this pet sea addicted, and I can't wait to make all these dishes, and then savor them.Hou Fangyu really knows how to look at people, this pet sea doesn't really like to eat crispy donkey intestines, he just likes abuse, this kind of person, his general mind is extremely vicious, if he uses it well, he is the best dog.Hou Fangyu smiled lightly, "Except for monkey brains, the rest of these famous dishes that Hou said are ordinary things, and the pet commander can order the chef to make them and taste them one by one." ”Pet Dahai sighed and said, "It's not easy to talk about, the old man has been living a very free life over the years, donkey intestines are eaten if he wants, and no one says anything about eating every day, but since he came to Shaanxi Sun Chuanting."
Everything has changed, this guy is different from other officials, after other officials accept bribes, they generally turn a blind eye, but what about this Sun tradition?
This bastard not only forcibly collected our field tax, but also took care of Lao Tzu's food and drink.What do you say that taking donkey intestines alive is too cool, knocking the cow and smashing the marrow is the most lacking in morality, you have to not allow the old man to eat it, and what game is not allowed to be eaten by the old man, special mother, although His Majesty the Emperor issued an order to ban eating wild meat, but who really obeyed it?
But Sun Tradition, this mongrel is eyeing the old man's kitchen, and every three or five people will come to check, Hou Gongzi, what did you say about three squeaky suckling mice, taking monkey brains alive or something, all belong to wild things, where does the old man dare to eat it?
As for cutting donkey meat alive or something, hehe, where does my pet family dare to raise a donkey now?
I was afraid that as soon as the donkey appeared, Sun Chuanting's people came, and then took the opportunity to impose a fine of silver. ”Pet Dahai drank a sip of wine depressedly, and He Renlong almost fainted with laughter, "The dead old ghost of the dog day, you said that this grandson is not staring at anyone, why is it just staring at your kitchen?"
Hahaha, Lao Tzu just ate game yesterday, and no one cares. ”Pet Dahai glanced at He Renlong, "You are less proud, be careful that grandson is staring at you." ”He Renlong was complacent, "Sun Tzu will not be eyeing Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is low-key, then the grandson probably forgot Lao Tzu, hahaha, so it is better to be a low-key person, who told you to take the donkey's intestines every day before, and the donkey's cry shook the sky!"
”Pet Dahai suddenly smiled, "Yes, that grandson forgot you, so the reward also forgot you, the promotion also forgot you, and bringing the generals to Beijing to meet His Majesty the Emperor completely forgot you." ”Selling hemp pies, this is too heart-wrenching!
He Ren's face changed in an instant, he took a sip of liquor with hatred, and scolded, "The grandson of the dog day, Lao Tzu also made great achievements in destroying Li Zicheng, what does this grandson mean?"
”"I don't like what you mean!"
Pet the sea smiled toothlessly."
He seems to be pampering you?"
He Renlong sneered at each other.Pet Dahai and He Renlong just fought, fighting, the two suddenly sighed together, now they are both marginal figures, who doesn't know that Sun Chuanting doesn't like them?
If the top doesn't like it, the people below naturally want to be isolated, and these two people are isolated, so they become friends, and they get together to drink every day, and then scold Sun Chuanting.Hou Fangyu lowered his head and smiled, then raised his head, his eyes were as bright as stars, and he said slowly, "Hou Mouguan, this Sun Chuanting is not an easy person to get along with, since he already has malicious intentions towards you and others, he will definitely not let you wait easily."
It's just that the situation in Shaanxi was unstable before, and he had to use you, but now the situation in Shaanxi has stabilized, and he has the support of His Majesty the Emperor in the court, and the Qin army below.