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On this day, after Chen Fool rested, he bought a lot of things and prepared to go back to Yanpimple Village to have a look.Although Chen Fool didn't want to face Daddy Chen and Chen Chunni, but people saved his life, if his wings were stiff and he ignored others, he would inevitably be scolded as a white-eyed wolf.As soon as he left Cangzhou City, he was stopped by a few ruffians who were hanging around.If you look closely, isn't the leader of the ruffians Sun Bin, the bastard?
Sun Bin stood proudly in front of Fool Chen, he was gorgeously dressed and holding a pair of Yashi fans in his hands, but his obscene temperament looked like he had not changed no matter how he looked at it.No wonder Miss Yunshu doesn't like him, women like to transform into people!
Or even if you're not a human, you have to pretend to be a human!
Sun Bin looked at the fool Chen, who was dressed simply and carrying a large piece of mutton in his hand, and he looked like a poor man in the countryside, he straightened his waist in an instant, and his sense of superiority was fully revealed."
Huh!"
Sun Bin sneered, "Yo, isn't this the famous Yun family's son-in-law, Chen Da fool?"
Brother Son-in-law, you are not at home to serve your father-in-law and young lady, why did you go out alone?
Oops, and the meat?
Your treatment as a son-in-law is really good, you can finally eat back the meat, hey, this son thinks that you poor people are really pitiful, in order to eat meat, you do not hesitate to sell yourself to others as a son-in-law. ”Sun Bin shook his head, looking a pity and a pity!
Fool Chen looked at Sun Bin quietly and didn't say a word!
Sun Bin came today to beat Chen Fool out of anger, it is best to hear Chen Fool's begging for mercy before and after the beating, that is the most relieving anger, but I didn't expect Chen Fool to say nothing, like wood.What does it mean to beat a wooden man?
Sun Bin roared instantly."
Fool Chen, you dog's thing, Lao Tzu is training you, if you are paralyzed, if you know each other, quickly kneel down and kowtow to Lao Tzu, and then call Grandpa Sun three times to spare his life!"
After Sun Bin finished speaking, he deliberately picked up his bowl-sized fist and made a gesture to beat him.And his dog-legged ruffians also stared at Chen Fool unfriendly, looking at the posture, it seemed that they were picking a place to beat people, preferably beating them half to death, but there were no scars on their bodies.Fool Chen's expression was still very calm.Uh, in fact, what can I do if this situation is not calm now?
Although Chen Fool is confident that he can outrun Sun Bin's bastard, he will definitely not be able to outrun those dog-legged ruffians.It will even completely anger them by running away.As for begging for mercy, call grandpa?
If begging for mercy was useful, Chen Fool would have begged for mercy a long time ago, and today I saw Sun Bin's posture to beat him to relieve his anger, Chen Fool estimated that the more he begged for mercy, the harder Sun Bin would beat him."
Sun Gongzi!""
Chen Mou looks at the temperament of the son, and he is also a Confucian student, you must know that scholars should act in the world with courtesy and righteousness!"
Fool Chen slapped his ass quietly, and sure enough, Sun Bin's face was much better.This Sun Bin didn't like to read since he was a child, and he didn't know how many gentlemen he was angry with, and when he grew up, he would only memorize a three-character scripture and a hundred family names, and even his own name was written like a chicken claw.As the saying goes, the more you lack something, the more you admire something.Sun Bin can't compete with Confucianism in terms of temperament and knowledge, he has grown so big and heard countless sycophants, this is the first time that he has been said to be like a Confucian student, and his heart is beautiful.Even looking at Chen Fool was a little pleasing to the eye.But?
Sun Bin didn't show his expression, he still smiled, "The sage taught me and other scholars to be reasonable to others, but didn't he say that I should be reasonable with dogs?"
”Hearing Sun Bin say this, Fool Chen breathed a sigh of relief.It seems that his words did spare Sun Bin's itch."
Childe likes Miss Yunshu?"
Chen Fool's words made Sun Bin burst into a rage, and his face was red and his neck was thick with anger, "Lao Tzu likes her?"
She doesn't pee to see what virtues she has, and she deserves to be liked by Lao Tzu, and the sows are more beautiful than her. ”Fool Chen shook his head and sighed, "Chen is also going to teach his son 108 tricks to win in chasing girls, since Childe doesn't like Miss Yunshu, well, forget it, Chen will not be ugly." ”What?
108 tricks to win by chasing women?
Chen Fool said half of what Sun Bin was itching in his heart.Chen Fool suddenly said mysteriously, "Chen is just a poor man from a stove household, but he has been proud of his love scene many years ago, not blowing, but all the women who have come into contact with Chen have loved me to die and live."
Look at that Miss Yunshu, aren't you also fascinated by me, a poor boy?
Just that Gou Gongzi was treated as a dog by her, what do you think you rely on?
Just by virtue of my appearance, I'm afraid that the maid won't be able to look down on it!
Anyway, I have magic skills in my hands, so I don't have to worry about no beauty liking it, so why not give Miss Yunshu to Sun Gongzi?
It's better than cheaper, Gou Gongzi, right?
Unexpectedly, hey, "Sun Bin is actually a dumbfounder."
Chen fooled like this, he actually believed it?
And because Chen's fool's conditions are really too bad, such poor conditions can win Miss Yunshu's heart, saying that he has no secrets, who believes it?
Sun Bin sneered and said viciously, "Stinky boy, confess all your 108 moves, although Lao Tzu doesn't like Yun Shu's pig, but Lao Tzu just can't get used to things."
But all the women who like Gou things, or the women who like Gou things, the old man Sun Bin will all snatch them, so that this sanctimonious Gou thing will lose face. ”Fool Chen suddenly said in surprise, "It turns out that Sun Gongzi also hates Gou things, this moral?"
”Moral?
What a strange word, huh?
But why do you somehow think the word moral sounds particularly relieving?
Well, think about it carefully: Gou Xi is not full of benevolence and righteousness, and he talks about morality every day, he just relied on these things to become popular in Cangzhou City and become one of the top ten heroes, isn't he a moral?
Given that both of them hate Gou Xi, they have a common language.In addition, Sun Bin is indeed very curious about the 108 tricks of chasing women.And the word moral is too relieving, isn't it?
Sun Bin instantly felt that Chen Fool was a confidant.His face finally softened, and he laughed."
You kid looked stupid at Mu Ne, but I didn't expect it to be an understanding person, come, brother, follow my brother and I will go to the restaurant to drink without getting drunk and not returning, eat whatever you want, don't save money for Lao Tzu!"
Chen Fool's body was already thin, and he was slapped hard by Sun Bin and almost fell to the ground, he rubbed his shoulders and said with a smile, "Big brother, don't be polite, brother, I have meat in my hands, why don't we go to barbecue?"
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”Grill?
What is it?
However, Sun Bin and his dogleg soon knew what barbecue was, and this guy was still eating with a mouth full of oil!
One person killed most of the meat!