Uh, I just don't know where Tartar and Li Zicheng have developed now?
In this era, being an ordinary person is too painful, and there is no way to know many things, so I can only live in a daze, and I just know the emperor's name.Even in some extremely remote areas, even the emperor's year name is not known, and there are still old dynasty names used decades after the change of dynasty, I don't know if there is Qin and Han, but I don't know Wei and Jin?
Time flows quietly, and the galaxy is brilliant.The night breeze blows, the temperature is neither hot nor cold, not to mention how comfortable.It's still good in ancient times, not only is the air fresh, the lungs are sweet when you breathe, and even the night sky is extraordinarily bright and bright, such a deep and beautiful night sky is something that Zhu Jun has never seen in modern society.It is?
Mosquitoes from ancient times to the present are so annoying.Zhu Jun finally got hit by dawn, his body had already been bitten by mosquitoes, it was painful and itchy, and he couldn't wait to tear the skin, who said that mosquitoes in the wild are not poisonous?
With the eyes of a national treasure panda, Zhu Jun staggered to the city gate.At this time, the sun has not yet come out, and the sky is only slightly bright, but Cangzhou City is an important commercial town, and there is already a long flow of people outside the city gate, waiting to enter the city to do business.Zhu Jun also lined up honestly, and when it was his turn, he realized that he had forgotten to lead the way.This is the Ming Dynasty!
The household registration system of the Ming Dynasty was the most strictly managed, and it was difficult for the common people to move an inch if they did not have a road guide, but Zhu Jun forgot the road guide at Daddy Chen's house, depressed, depressed, depressed!
Zhu Jun had been on the road all night last night, and he was already hungry at this time.When those officers and soldiers saw that Zhu Jun had no road guide, their faces changed on the spot, and they said viciously, "Boy, hurry up and take out the road guide, otherwise you will go with us to the yamen." ”Because Cangzhou City is an important town in the salt industry, the profits of salt are very large, so there are many illegal salt dealers.Therefore, this place is particularly strict with the road guide inventory, if there is no road guide, directly arrest and investigate, there are many doors and doors in the yamen, if you don't extort fiercely, how will you let go?
Zhu Jun hurriedly took out a handful of copper, smiled and put it in the hands of the leading soldiers."
Don't blame the official, the little one is the guy in Boss Cao's salt shop, the day before yesterday when he went out of the city, Lu Yin forgot his home, and asked the official to be accommodating, and wait for the little one to go back and get it."
The soldier sneered and took the copper."
Be bold and make a difference.""
Do you know that the crime of bribing officers and soldiers is added to the first degree?"
Zhu Jun understood, this person hated the lack of money, but he had already left all the silver to Father Chen, and he only had such a little copper in his hand, well, in fact, he also left two coppers to buy breakfast.Zhu Jun couldn't, so he had to take out the last two coppers.It's good that this is not taken out, but when this is taken out, all the officers and soldiers immediately feel insulted.Shall I take two coppers and call them flowers?
The faces of the leading officers and soldiers turned green, and he said with righteousness and awe, "Come on, take down this Diao Min who bribed officers and soldiers, and give Lao Tzu a good trial, so that the people know that bribing officers and soldiers is an unforgivable crime." ”, Zhu Jun is about to die of depression.Is this considered stealing chickens and rice?
Just when Zhu Jun was helpless, a sudden scolding came."
Stop the dog.""
Lao Tzu, who dares to touch Lao Tzu's Brother Chen?"
Zhu Jun fixed his eyes and saw that it was Sun Bin, the bastard!
Although this bastard is very annoying, Zhu Jun doesn't want to see him at all, and he is tired of even talking to him more, but now at this juncture, this bastard came too timely.Sun Bin is still dressed in brocade clothes and looks like a handsome son.He personally rushed forward and kicked the leading officers and soldiers to the ground with one kick, and this guy simply knelt on the ground and begged for mercy loudly, joking that this master is a notorious grandson!
Sun Bin spouted, "Dog!""
I'm a dog, I'm a dog, Wang!"
I didn't expect the leading officers and soldiers to really learn how to bark at a dog, such a funny performance, but it amused Sun Bin, although this guy is a bit of a jerk, but he really doesn't have any scheming, his temper comes and goes quickly.Under Sun Bin's protection, Zhu Jun entered the city proudly, leaving only some jealous or disdainful eyes."
Brother Chen!"
Sun Bin said with great interest, "The method you taught me is so easy to use, that catkins slut really fell for it, and she also gave her sachet to Lao Tzu, hahaha!"
”So fast?
Zhu Jun asked strangely, "What method did you use?"
”"Heroes save beauty, Lao Tzu first let his subordinates pretend to be bandits, and then single-handedly scared the bandits away, hahaha, and then flexibly used various characters to make the catkins fascinated."
The more Sun Bin spoke, the more excited he became, and his face was full of energy.Zhu Jun was a little crying and laughing.This Sun Bin is really a dumbfounder, if in modern society, the living pit father is professional.What is he pretending not to be?
It's okay to pretend to be a ruffian!
You must know that the ancient imperial court was the most taboo for bandits and other reckless, because if this kind of force grows and grows, it has the ability to change the dynasty, why do you send people to play the game of pretending to be bandits?
Aren't you afraid of being used by someone with a heart to slander your father for a crime of rebellion?
The most speechless thing is, can you still scare off the bandits alone?
And the catkins are probably also mentally retarded, do you believe this?
Zhu Jun really couldn't stand Sun Bin's persecution, he laughed dryly, "Hehe, Sun Gongzi, this thing must be maintained for a long time, so that it can become more and more real." ”Zhu Jun woke up the dreamer with a word, "Yes, yes, what my brother said is very right." ”"Lao Tzu must always maintain a cold personality, hahaha!"
Sun Bin really shut up, and then put on an iceberg face, looking like a certain traffic star in modern society, Yang Yang!
This sheep can be said to be the originator of the cold facial paralysis person!
Popular with thousands of girls!
However, the coldness of the male god is from the inside out, and this Sun Bin's cold character is pretended, and it took less than a quarter of an hour for him to hold it back, and the words began to increase again."
Brother Chen!""
My name is Zhu Jun!""
Ah, Brother Chen, why did you change your name?
The name Chen Fool is very good!
”Zhu Junqiang resisted the urge to kick him to death, patiently explained, and said that he had amnesia before, and his real name was forgotten, and now that he has recovered his memory, he naturally wants to use his previous real name.Sun Bin is now convinced by Zhu Jun, naturally he believes everything Zhu Jun says, and the two of them talked about some gossip again, this Sun Bin is a super talker, and he almost vomited Zhu Jun.Just when Zhu Jun couldn't bear it anymore and was about to pretend to be sick and escape.Sun Bin suddenly said, "Brother Chen, Brother Zhu, you are so knowledgeable and talented, Lao Tzu admires it too much, I think I, Sun Bin, because I don't learn and don't know how to do it, I have suffered from the eyes of the world, I don't know if Brother Zhu is willing to be my family's west seat?"
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