Soon, Chongzhen saw the magnificent Forbidden City again, with glazed tiles shining brightly in the sun.The vicissitudes of the palace wall are still majestic and magnificent after a hundred years.It is said that he is cowardly in his hometown, Chongzhen has experienced life and death outside, and when he saw the Forbidden City again, he actually had a feeling of timidity.The queen, Tian Guifei, Yuan Guifei and other concubines are still waiting for him, I haven't seen them for so long, and I don't know if they are okay?
The royal chariot crossed the Jinshui Bridge and soon arrived at the Qianqing Palace.At the gate of the Qianqing Palace, the queen and the concubines were wearing gorgeous dresses, wearing phoenix crowns, and looking at the royal chariot with blank eyes.As soon as Chongzhen got out of the car, the queen took the concubines to kneel three times and bow nine times, this ceremony is too big, and it is generally not easy to use except for festivals and sacrifices.Chongzhen hurriedly helped them up and said with a smile, "Didn't I just go out and shake it, why are you doing it so grandly one by one?"
I'm flattered!
”The queen was about to cry, and the two walked into the Qianqing Palace hand in hand, and others such as Tian Guifei, Yuan Guifei and others followed closely.After entering the Qianqing Palace, Chongzhen took off the queen's phoenix crown, and he put the phoenix crown in his hand and carried it, this phoenix crown was extremely heavy.The phoenix crown is inlaid with a full of gems and pearls, thousands of them are visually inspected, and they weigh at least a dozen catties, and they feel heavy in their hands, let alone on their heads."
Ladies and gentlemen, these crowns are too heavy, you should take them, I think you look good in ordinary clothes."
At this time, there were no outsiders in the Qianqing Palace, and under the leadership of the queen, these concubines really took off the gorgeous crowns, and then pulled their hairstyles neatly.For a while, the fragrance was fragrant, the hair was like a cloud, Chongzhen was almost stunned, the hair of ancient women was good, black and shiny hung down to the calves, and several concubines even hung down to the ankles.It's simply beautiful!
Moreover, the women of the court had time, and they had nothing to do after they had eaten and drunk enough every day, so they spent a lot of time on their hair.Every day, I keep washing my hair, caring for my hair, and curling my hair, and my hair is smooth.Unlike folk women, they don't have much time to take care of their long hair in order to make a living.Chongzhen went to the people this time, and found that many folk women did not comb their hair for a month after doing their hairstyles.As for shampooing your hair?
Most folk women wash it every few months, and the taste can be imagined how sour and refreshing.As for what to do if your hair is dirty?
Isn't there still a grate?
This is a comb with very dense teeth.Every ten days and half a month, the folk women will untie their hair, hold a grate and grate it carefully, and grate off the dirty things on their heads.So unhygienic, the taste can be imagined?
Chongzhen wants to implement short hair, or wear hair shoulder-length.Chongzhen touched Yuan Guifei's cloud-like hair and asked, "Are you all okay?"
”"Not at all."
Concubine Jiao said angrily, "During the days when Your Majesty was away, a lot of things happened in the palace, and even the concubine was almost locked up by the queen. ”Chongzhen looked at the queen suspiciously.Queen Zhou sighed, and then briefly told Chongzhen about the major events that happened in the palace during this time, and Chongzhen listened with mixed feelings."
I didn't expect Kebaba's charm to be quite great, she and Du Xun are also a pair of hard-working mandarin ducks, pass on my will, bury these two together, and I will fulfill my true love."
The queen's voice, "Your Majesty, leave others alone and tell the concubine, have you had a particularly hard time these days?"
The concubines have heard that you have become a stove household and have been a buddy, and even the concubines are distressed for Your Majesty when they hear it. ”Chongzhen smiled, "And I was almost recruited as a son-in-law, and I spent the night alone in the cave with a beautiful woman, uh, if I hadn't refused strictly, I'm afraid you would have more sisters." ”Empress Zhou and the concubines all looked at Chongzhen with resentment, His Majesty the Emperor is too good, they all have amnesia, and there are still shameless women who pounce on them, cheap!
Chongzhen hurriedly appeased them one by one, and finally appeased them, they were all tired and sweaty, and there were many women who were troublesome.Zhou Hou said magnanimously, "As a king, you have to spread the branches, the concubine is not jealous at all, as long as it is a woman that His Majesty likes, she can be accepted into the palace." ”Tian Guifei and Yuan Guifei were a little surprised, and they secretly thought: This week's consequences are hypocritical, she is obviously jealous to death, and she still pretends to be generous?
Of course, Second Concubine Tian Yuan definitely didn't dare to say it.The two of them said quietly, "Your Majesty, in the past few days of your absence, there have been many pairs of food in the palace, and even a palace concubine has participated in it and eaten against the eunuchs in her palace. ”On a sunny day, the palace maid can still understand the food, and my concubine is also involved with the eunuch, what am I?
The Cuckold Emperor?
Although the eunuch can't do anything, but think about it, I vomit!
Chongzhen hurriedly asked, it turned out that it was a low-level concubine who was eating against the eunuch, Chongzhen had never been pampered, and he didn't even remember her name, which made Chongzhen feel better!
After thinking about it, he said with a straight face, "Once my court maid enters the palace, she can't leave the palace for the rest of her life, and the beautiful woman is like a flower, so she exhausts her youth."
It was decreed that after the court maids reached the age of 30, they could voluntarily leave the palace, and the court would prepare a dowry so that they could marry. ”Empress Zhou and the concubines were stunned."
Your Majesty, no!""
These palace maids have lived in the palace for a long time and know the secrets of the palace well, if they go out and talk nonsense, it will damage Your Majesty's prestige!"
Chongzhen smiled faintly, "You guys are too naïve, do you think that if the palace maid doesn't talk nonsense, others won't think nonsense?"
And I'm not afraid of people talking nonsense, the more nonsense the better, plus my various great achievements, I will be a proper male protagonist of Mary Sue drama in the future. ”Chongzhen hasn't finished speaking, look at a certain emperor of the Tartar Dynasty, pay private visits every day, and often go to Jiangnan to pick up girls, and the wild history records that he doesn't know how many illegitimate children there are.The wild history even records that he was an illegitimate child.As a result, this guy has become the favorite of modern women, and he travels through the Tartar Dynasty every day so that he can be his concubine.And a certain female frequently wrote his novels, all of which were overwritten, which can be said to be the most popular in the Tartar Dynasty.Chongzhen saw that the concubines still didn't understand, he sighed, and finally said a few high-sounding words."
Which emperor has not been talked about since ancient times?""
Even Qin Shi Huang can fall in love with the Baqing widow every day, so they talk nonsense, but I can't hear it anyway?
I have made up my mind not to let them out, do you wait for a green hat to fly on my head?
Today it may be the palace maid and the people who eat against each other, but tomorrow I am afraid that all my concubines will have the right food, what am I?
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