We don't want to go overseas!
All the vassal kings were frightened to death, and they looked at Chongzhen blankly with white faces.Jun has no jokes, since His Majesty the Emperor said this, he will never take it back.But if you want these vassal kings to be grateful?
I can't do it!
Chongzhen was almost angry with them, if it wasn't for the fact that you were all in the Zhu family, I wouldn't have sent you!
What an opportunity!
Build a nation and become a true king!
These pigs thought it was a sea of swords and fire.Well, although it is really possible that it is a sea of swords and fires, the wild people in many uncivilized lands overseas are very fierce, plus ocean currents, storms, getting lost, and lack of fresh food supplies.The possibility of dying is very high!
But it's not so bad as to be scared of this virtue, hehe, I really can't expect too much from pigs.Pigs, you have to drive away!
Chongzhen actually didn't want to send these vassal kings, they were too cowardly.But if they are not sent, who will be sent?
People with foreign surnames are always not at ease, what if after the founding of the country, they will attack the Ming Dynasty in turn?
Well, this is not to say that the Zhu family will not have infighting, the problem is that even if the Zhu family is infighting, no matter who succeeds, it is still surnamed Zhu!
And?
History always develops in struggle, if we don't fight, how can human beings develop, how can they go beyond the earth and go to space?
So engaging in infighting is also for development!
Of course, since Chongzhen dared to let them go out to build a country, there was naturally a way for them not to dare to oppose the Ming Dynasty in their lifetime.As for later?
That's another story!
The atmosphere was a little embarrassing for a while, and finally Zhu Huakui, the king of Chu, couldn't help it, he stood up tremblingly, "Your Majesty, although the minister wants to share the worries of His Majesty and open the sea, but he is not familiar with water, this ocean is vast, how can the minister get there?"
”Is this King of Chu mentally retarded?
I can think of this kind of stupid reason!
Chongzhen didn't smile and said, "King Chu doesn't have to worry, I have a big boat, I don't need you to be water-based, well, it's useless if you know water-based, there are big fish in the sea that can eat people, so sailors generally don't swim in the sea." ”Big fish?
Cannibalism?
When the king of Chu heard this, he sat down in fright, but suddenly found that the emperor was out of order, so he hurriedly knelt down and said with a sad face."
Your Majesty has atoned for your sins, the ministers have lost their manners, the ministers are old, they don't want to make contributions, they just want to retire in the fiefdom in peace."
Chongzhen sneered, "I have already decided to take back all your fiefdoms, and you will either be obediently a commoner or go overseas." ”Damn, this emperor is too ruthless.is going to take back our fief directly, is this guy going to take our fief so that he can give it to his own son?
Although the emperor's son can inherit the throne, Chongzhen has more than one son, such as today's land is about to be sealed, he actually shamelessly hit us on the head.Shameless, with a black face and a thick heart!
His father is such a benevolent person, and his brother is such a kind and careless person, why is he so shameless?
In fact, they really misunderstood Chongzhen, although Chongzhen always wanted to take back all the fiefs of the vassal kings, but he really didn't think about sealing these fiefs to his son again.Naturally, his sons also went overseas to build a country, but now that his sons are too young, let's exercise for a few years first!
Chongzhen has already said so ruthlessly, these vassal kings still have their heads pierced and don't say a word, which makes Chongzhen completely angry."
You are the descendants of my Zhu family, but none of them have inherited the blood of Emperor Taizu?
Hehe, or are you addicted to this pig?
”Damn, is it too heart-wrenching?
Although everyone knows that the imperial court raises the vassal king as a pig, and even they themselves feel that they are pigs, but everyone understands this in their hearts, and it is not good to say it!"
Your Majesty!"
The person who spoke was Tang Wang, this guy was categorical, "The minister is willing to recruit troops and horses to open up territory for me!"
”Tang King Zhu Yujian is an outlier among the vassal kings, although he has also been raised as a pig for many years, his blood is still there.At this time, Chongzhen was so excited, and sure enough, his blood surged, and he was the first to stand up.In fact, the Tang King in history is really good, in the ninth year of Chongzhen in history, Tang King Zhu Yujian once led the army to advocate the King of Righteousness.It's a pity that Chongzhen in history was a bastard, he was afraid that the Tang King would rebel, so he actually ordered him to return to China, abolished him as a concubine, and imprisoned him in Fengyang.Chongzhen had a very good impression of this Tang King, he smiled and said, "Okay, Tang Wang is not a descendant of my Zhu family, I am right." ”With the king of Tang taking the lead, the king of Zhou also stood up and expressed his willingness to obey the arrangement of His Majesty the emperor.The rest of the vassal kings saw the two traitors, and they had to reluctantly express their position.Chongzhen picked up his wine glass and said with a smile, "Okay, you don't lose my Zhu family's descendants, cheers!"
”The vassal kings reluctantly picked up their wine glasses and drank the bitter chrysanthemum wine.Except for the King of Tang and the King of Zhou, the rest of the vassal kings were dejected, eager to swallow Chongzhen in one gulp.Chongzhen continued, "It is extremely difficult to build a country overseas, you can place your children in Beijing, I will definitely take good care of them, uh, husband and wife should share weal and woe, and you can take the princess and concubine overseas together." ”Chongzhen's little abacus played very loudly, detaining all the children of these vassal kings in the capital, and sending people to keep an eye on them, I don't believe that they dare to play any tricks?
Your children are still in my hands.Chongzhen's move can be described as shameless, but these vassal kings have no bottom in their hearts, and they don't know what overseas is like?
Even if they knew that Chongzhen was engaged in a conspiracy, they had to obediently submit to the situation and place their children in the capital and become hostages who bound them.After the Double Ninth Festival, the vassal kings of the Ming Dynasty all returned to their fiefdoms, sold houses, sold land, and sold jewelry, and almost all the messy things in the palace were sold.All of them are used to buy grain, vegetables, fruits, mung beans, tea and other things.Vegetables and fruits are all cut and dried in the sun, and these things can be supplemented with vitamins to avoid malnutrition on long voyages.In addition, mung beans can be used to grow bean sprouts, and there is no supply in the vast sea area, and bean sprouts and green tea may be the only fresh food for these people, which can prevent sepsis.In addition to eating and drinking, weapons are also indispensable, and there is no weapon to build a woolen country?
Chongzhen won't give them too good weapons, and the high-tech weapons that Daming has researched with great difficulty can't be leaked.Of course, the weapons can't be too bad, and if the weapons are too bad, isn't it equivalent to giving away people's heads?
In the end, Chongzhen personally selected a batch of ordinary firecrackers and cannons and sold them to the vassal kings at a very high price.