When these auspicious rui were reported to Chongzhen, even Chongzhen himself was stunned.Why didn't he know that Daming still had so many auspicious rui?
And when did the phoenix come to worship me?
Isn't this special mother?
The most speechless thing is that the historian also recorded all these things in a serious manner, and the description was vivid, as if they had witnessed it with their own eyes?
Chongzhen thinks that his historian is a fake historian, looking at the historians of other dynasties in history, which one is not iron-clad, according to the truth?
But why is his historian not quite the same as the historians of previous dynasties, and he will only send the emperor to fart?
If I really recorded it like this, wouldn't the people of later generations laugh at me?
You must know that it is now the industrial age, and the future will enter the electric age and the information age, and these feudal superstitious ideas will definitely be criticized.Chongzhen hurriedly summoned the historian and prepared to order him to record less of these feudal superstitions and more of the spirit of materialism.didn't think about it, Chongzhen was still a step late after all, because these deeds had already spread to the people, and the discussion among the people was in full swing.The various wild histories are also recorded as miraculous, which is even more outrageous than the records of the historians.The historian also recorded a blue bird message, the phoenix worshipped, and the wild history directly said that His Majesty is the son of the Emperor of Heaven, or why would the phoenix worship him?
There is also a blue bird by His Majesty's side, and this blue bird was sent to His Majesty by the Queen Mother, so that His Majesty can communicate with Heaven at any time.Such stories naturally passed on to Chongzhen's ears word for word through the factory guard, and Chongzhen could only smile bitterly.There is no blue bird around him, but there is a King Kong parrot, this parrot is different from the parrot of the Ming Dynasty, not only is it larger, but it is also very powerful.Eighty percent of those people passed on his King Kong parrot to a blue bird, and the eggs hurt!
Chongzhen is not ready to correct these stories, they can record them as much as they like, and let future historians have a headache!
Sealing meditation is a very complicated ceremony, and there are too many things to prepare, such as white deer, white yak, five-colored soil, various auspicious animals, etc.In addition to these, you also have to make a special Fengzen emperor costume, the color must be Chu yellow, which symbolizes the land, is a kind of respect for the land, but not like some people think, the emperor loves to wear yellow, because Huang Tonghuang!
It's really mentally retarded, and Huang is still the same color!
Getting back to business, after the ministers prepared everything, at the beginning of May, Chongzhen said goodbye to the harem and led the ministers to the east to Mount Tai!
It is said that Mount Tai is the first mountain in the world, Chongzhen didn't think before, even before the crossing, Chongzhen had only seen Mount Tai in the video, so he only saw its shape and couldn't understand its god.Now at the foot of Mount Tai, looking at the majestic and magnificent mountains, he finally understands why Mount Tai is the first mountain in the world.The etiquette of Mount Tai Feng Zen is quite complicated, anyway, Chongzhen can't remember, but it doesn't matter, these have their own etiquette to take care of, Chongzhen only needs to climb Mount Tai.Yes, just climb up.Although the mountain road has been rebuilt, the road is still not easy to walk, and in some places it is too steep to make a sedan chair at all.Chongzhen has been pampered all these years and has been lacking exercise, so after he climbed to the top of the mountain, he was already tired of becoming a dog.Fortunately, I still sealed Zen in Mount Tai, and I didn't go to the Alps or anything, otherwise I would not only be tired of becoming a dog, but I am afraid that I would have to freeze into a popsicle!
Because there was a rain on the first day, the air on the top of Mount Tai was very humid, the clouds were rolling, and the morning sun was like blood, and people were as if they were in a fairyland, which was beautiful!
All the ministers are from the background, since they are people, why do they also love to write poetry, right?
Seeing this beautiful scenery, who can bear it?
Many ministers are eager to write a poem on the spot, and then carry it engraved on the stone wall of Mount Tai, which has been passed down through the ages, and there are many chapters of poetry carved on the stone wall of Mount Tai, all of which are left by the previous people and guests.Chongzhen suddenly sighed, "I grew up in the court since I was a child, and I have never seen nature so magical, so I can't help but be very happy with poetry, and I want to write a poem!"
”His Majesty the Emperor also wants to write poems?
The ministers were depressed to death, so they had to hold back the poems first, and after His Majesty the Emperor finished giving them, they would give them again.In fact, where Chongzhen is a great poetry, he just wants to show off in front of the ministers.But I searched my mind, but I didn't find a poem about Mount Tai, how can I plagiarize it?
But Chongzhen has already boasted about Haikou in front of the ministers, so he can't help but give it, right?
When the book is copied, Fang hates less, and blames himself for being a scumbag who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it before, and he could even beat duck eggs with a language score.You asked him to write a poem himself?
It's so hard!
But these ministers all looked at themselves expectantly, and even the generals looked at them with blank eyes, ready to appreciate Chongzhenfu's poems.Chongzhen held back for a long time, and finally held back a poem, "Ah Taishan, you are so big!"
”Poof, everyone is overwhelmed, what kind of poem is this by Special Niang, it is simply an insult to my Chinese words for thousands of years!
But this poem was given by His Majesty the Emperor himself, so why do you have to blow a wave of sycophants, right?
The problem is, it's too hard!
Finally, the two of them said against their hearts, "The road is simple, this best poem should also be the simplest, look at this Mount Tai, it is really big!"
Your Majesty's big character is used well, this big character is appropriate, this big character simply summarizes the most essential color of Mount Tai. ”After the second Zhou Yanguan finished touting, the other ministers suddenly came to their senses, and all kinds of sycophants were patted over without money, all of which were said to be appropriate for the second Zhou Yanguan's metaphor.And after the emperor gave a poem, the rest of the ministers didn't dare to give it, joking that they could still make a more rubbish poem than His Majesty's?
If Your Majesty carved his poems and the poems of the ministers on the stone of Mount Tai together, you will know at a glance, and when Your Majesty comes back to the taste, he will not kill them?
All the ministers did not say a word!
Chongzhen didn't bother to pay attention to it, anyway, he also knew that his poetry was rubbish, not to mention that he was not as good as Li Yu, the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty, or even compared with Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty.Although Qianlong's poems are also rubbish, they are also better than Chongzhen.At least Qianlong has also made 40,000 poems, and the number alone will crush everything.Chongzhen knows that he knows the garbage he writes, so he will not engrave it on the stone for future generations to judge!
Sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers!
Finally, the hard work has reached almost 1 million words, and only you know the hard work, it's not easy!
It's coming to an end, and I'm so reluctant!