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Seventy-nine Poor Shrek


"What evidence do you have, what evidence do you have to prove that Erlong, Erlong is your master?"

Fred looked at Gu Le nervously and said with a little stammer.Gu Le thought about it, and then suddenly his voice was mentioned, imitating the usual tone of Erlong Shiniang, and said, "How did you say that Boss Fu and Xiao Gang chased me in the first place?"

Hahaha, Xiao Gang's wooden head, if I hadn't taken the initiative to tease him on weekdays, he would have been able to tell me the martial soul theory for a night.Boss Fu is amazing, Xiaole, let me tell you, this door-slamming ghost once didn't want to spend money, and wanted to tease me, so he went to a rich man's house to steal flowers, but the sand sculpture stole a lot of carnations, I thought he wanted me to be a, hahaha" "Shut up!"

Shut up!

Don't talk about it anymore!

Say no more!

Ahhh ”Fred seemed to have imagined the scene of the glamorous Liu Erlong laughing and trembling when he mentioned his black history, Fred blushed and screamed with his head, eager to get under the floor.Bite!

The sand sculpture from Fred is worth 24!"

Hehe, I still have your black history, do you want to continue listening?"

Gu Le looked at Fred with a bright smile, like an angel."

Don't!

I believed. ”Fred covered Gule's mouth.The black history just now is already a stain on his life, and the content is already exciting enough, I'm afraid that if I listen to it again, I will cry.After a while, Fred took a deep breath, pushed some distance away from Gu Le, looked at Gu Le, and said deeply: "What you said just now, I agreed." ”Hearing this, Gu Le waved his hand, "At this time and that time, the conditions have changed." ”Fred: ""What more do you want?"

”"From now on, as long as I'm in Shrek for a day, you have to give me food and shelter, and give me at least twenty gold soul coins every day, otherwise I can give this little story to the book club, they must be very interested."

Gu Le was like a trick, and suddenly there was a thick pile of white paper with a thickness of five centimeters in his hand, and the words recorded on it made Fred's eyelids jump wildly."

You dare?"

Fred's eagle eyes glowed coldly, and his face was gloomy."

My mother told me that whoever bullies me in the future will report her name.I don't know if it's good to try it now. ”Gu Le smiled disapprerovingly, although the aura exuded by the other party was good, but on Seagod Island, Gu Le lived a life of being chased and beaten by the Seven Holy Pillars every day, and Fred's aura was really nothing.Fred: "Kid, it's all negotiable, I don't know what your name is?"

Come, let's sit down and talk slowly. ”Gu Le: "That's thirty Golden Soul Coins a day." ”"Why is it getting more!?

Three!

Couldn't have been more!

”"Master Niang She" "Five." ”"How much is this black history worth when it is sold?"

"It's not worth much."

I've wrapped all of these, three Silver Soul Coins, I can't have more. ”"Yo, I don't know the goods.""

Don't be like that, kid, I'll call you brother, can't you?

Six Golden Soul Coins a day, one Golden Soul Coin for this pile of things, can I buy them all?

”"Well, I'd better be on the safe side.There's a contract here, so sign it first. ”Gu Le nodded with satisfaction when he heard this, and then took out a contract that seemed to have been prepared a long time ago, filled in a few numbers on it, and handed it to Flender.Flender's face turned red, he took it, carefully checked the terms on the contract, and after confirming that it was correct, he held back his aggrieved emotions and signed the humiliating contract.After Gu Le took it back, in front of Flender, he folded the contract paper a little, and tore two pieces of contract paper through the gap between the layers that were suddenly exposed.Flender: "Ding!

At this point, Flender feels dead inside, and you gain 32 Sand Sculpture Points.Fred, a profiteer who has been cheating people for decades, did not expect to be deceived one day to doubt his life, and he swore that if God gave him a chance to do it again, he would choose to be a good person.What the second contract is, Fred doesn't want to mention it, and Gu Le doesn't take it out, anyway, it's something that makes Fred feel worse than losing his ass.And Fred, who was a little downcast, walked out of Soto and walked down a country road, all the way to a village outside the city."

Gu Le, are you really Xiao Gang's disciple?"

Fred had a complicated look in his eyes, looking at Gu Le's harmless smiling face, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a demon."

yes."

Gu Le nodded, and then the corners of his mouth were raised more exaggeratedly, and he said with a strange look in his eyes, "Do you want me to continue to prove it?"

”Fred: "No. ”"So, did Xiaogang let you come, or did Erlongmei let you come?"

Fred put his hands behind his back, gradually approaching the vicinity of the village, that is, his territory, he could not be depressed any longer, he had to show some majestic momentum, he glanced at Gu Le lightly, as if nothing had happened today.Gu Le shook his head slightly, "No, I found it voluntarily."

Originally, he lived in Heaven Dou City, if there was no accident, he would have continued his studies at Erlong Shiniang's Lanba Academy, but now, it's really hard to explain" Fred's eyes flashed, keenly caught the helplessness in Gu Le's eyes, and said meaningfully: "It seems that you still have a story." ”"Sort of, but it's definitely not as long as the dean."

Gu Le winked teasingly."

Ahem."

Fred glared at Gu Le, "Don't mention this stubble later, if you enter me, even if you have that thing, you are just a student when you enter the school, and you are not allowed to affect the rules of the academy because of personal relationships." ”Speaking of this, Fred looked serious, "Otherwise, even if you are a disciple of Xiaogang and Erlong or a godson or something, I will let you drop out of school and leave my Shrek Academy." ”Hearing this, Gu Le did bend his eyebrows slightly, and said with a smile: "Of course, Dean." ”Fred nodded in satisfaction."

But there is one thing, I have to correct you, I didn't come to the academy to be a student, I came to be a cook for your academy, I seem to have said so at first."

Gu Le suddenly changed his words.Fred's face stiffened, "What are you talking nonsense, kid, how old are you this year?"

”"Twelve, almost thirteen."

Gu Le scratched his head.When Fred heard this, he swept under Gu Le's body a few times in disbelief, "You don't look like a thirteen-year-old, do you?"

”"Eat well, develop well.You don't look like you're in your fifties," Fred was stunned, this cheap boy would still be a sycophant?"

It's like a seventy-something kidney function is broken."

Fred: "& amp; & amp; & amp;!

”All in all, after Fred learned of Gu Le's age, he didn't allow Gu Le to only come to the academy to be a chef.First, if one day Xiaogang and Erlongmei knew that he asked their little baby to come over as a little cook, they would definitely try to break up and get him flattened.The second is that Fred thinks that Gu Le is like an "old treacherous and cunning" little fox, if there is no more identity than him, this kid can fly under his nose.Gu Le struggled hard, and let him be a student at this time, wouldn't it be a loss.Seeing that Gu Le wanted to be a cook so much, Fred suddenly paused, touched his chin and gradually brushed his goatee, and said with a strange gaze: "Do you really want to be a cook in the academy?"

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”"I'm proud to be a chef."

Gu Leyi's rhetorical answer."

Okay then."

Fred had an expression of defeat to Gu Le, and then patted Gu Le on the shoulder, showing a pleased smile, "From now on, you will go to school and work as a cook at the same time, it is a good thing to endure hardships and stand hard work." ”Gu Le: "Yes, this old fox.Finally turned to the entrance of the village, Gu Le saw that on the tattered wooden plaque that fell off the line from the arch, there were five big characters "Shrek Academy" vaguely written, and there was a green monster head in front of the five characters, which looked a little childlike and cute.Gu Le glanced at Fred: "Dean, the plaque of our academy is really chic. ”"Look, half of this entire village is our academy's land!""

This plaque" "Look at the green mountains and green waters, the countryside and fields, how peaceful and leisurely the natural scenery is, living here can definitely maintain a relaxed and natural ordinary heart, you know, this ordinary heart is very important for the cultivation of soul masters." ”"This plaque" "See that cow?"

The mascot of our college," Fred pointed to the old heifer who was gnawing cabbage in the field with an affectionate face, and said affirmatively: "Since the establishment of the school, it has been alive until now. ”"Damn stinky cow, I've put up with you for a long time, and I stole vegetables to eat, and today Lao Tzu stewed your old cow!"

As soon as Fred's words fell, two or three strong men came out of the farmer's family, each with a kitchen knife, and Huo Huo rushed to the old cow who had nibbled on the cabbage and ran away.Gu Le, Fred: ""The mascot of our college is very good. ”Gu Le glanced at Fred meaningfully and sighed lightly.Fred's expression on his face was unwavering, and he didn't move his mouth anymore, and his eyes seemed to exude a little dead air."

Okay, dormitory single room, where do I live?"

Gu Le looked at Fred's state at this time, and felt that it was not good to disturb his time to think about life, so it was better to go first.Fred reacted slowly, his fingers slowly pointing in one direction.Gu Le nodded knowingly, said goodbye to the dean, and then walked towards the single room in his dormitory.Speaking of which, Fred was still autistic the next day.