Life is wonderful, it is more fickle than women, and more fickle than men, because you don't know when it will suddenly break your "perfect plan" and backhand to make you passively meet the "antimatter annihilation cannon".Before the Shrek group who had returned to the soul had time to celebrate, Yu Xiaogang, who had been waiting at the gate for a long time with a kitchen knife, looked at Gu Le with a sneer.Gu Le's heart froze, his eyes looked at Fred, who was smiling innocently behind him, and noticed the cunning color in the eyes of the four-eyed old man, he suddenly realized, turned around and ran, and Yu Xiaogang chased him out with a knife.Liu Erlong, who originally wanted to tie up people, saw the appearance of his long-lovesick sweetheart, and the thick rope in his hand quietly carried it behind him, with a weak face.Seeing the teacher who was angrily chasing after Senior Brother Gu, Tang San's neck shrank slightly, and he also retreated slightly and retreated behind Xiao Wu, also with a weak face.Liu Erlong and Tang San's impression of the master Yu Xiaogang, the image that had always been calm and wise suddenly collapsed, it turned out that the teacher Xiaogang would also be as angry as ordinary people.Looking at the two figures running wildly around the academy, Fred lifted his glasses that reflected a cold light, and the corners of his lips curled slightly.Joke!
Finally caught someone who can finally stop you, how can I still do what you want.Erlong and Xiaogang's matter, I, Boss Fu, will have my own way in the future, you kid will suffer a little first!"
Stinky boy, don't run!
I'm going to clean up the portal today!
”Yu Xiaogang looked at the back of the tall young man who was getting farther and farther away, angry and funny in his heart, with anger but also a trace of nostalgia in his slightly red eyes.I haven't seen you for five years, this stinky boy, I've grown up.Although I miss it very much!
Be!
This stinky boy shouldn't have done anything to calculate himself.If he hadn't arrived at Shrek Academy two days ago, Fred revealed to himself that Gu Le wanted to play a kidnapping with Liu Erlong, and let Liu Erlong sleep with him, I'm afraid he would no longer be chaste by now!
Yu Xiaogang did not doubt him, because he knew that it was really possible to do this kind of thing according to Gu Le's virtues, not to mention that Fred blew himself up first During his absence, all kinds of evil deeds that Gu Le did to Fred took away his greatest power in Shrek Academy and lured all the academy teachers to defect to his camp.At that time, Fred almost cried like a resentful little daughter-in-law, and held his hand tightly, and said earnestly: "Don't be reluctant, child, you have to fight to grow up." ”Yu Xiaogang was speechless and choked for a long time before patting his good friend and replied meaningfully: "Don't worry, I'll leave it to me" "Master, calm down!"
”Gu Le was at least more than a hundred meters away from Yu Xiaogang, he looked back at the bright knife, and yelled at Yu Xiaogang."
You dare to plot to tease you as a teacher, if I don't cut you today, this anger will be hard to get rid of!"
Yu Xiaogang shouted with a gloomy face.Hearing this, Gu Le couldn't help but snort lightly, and then glared at Fred who was watching leisurely on the sidelines, and said suspiciously: "Dean, tomorrow the entire Soto City will be full of your old black history, be enlightened." ”Fred, who was still a little gloating, suddenly smiled when he heard this, Gan!
I forgot about this stubble!
Then he immediately chased out, ran to Gu Le's side, and said with a smile: "Oh, Dean Gu, you see what you said, it's all my fault, I'm stupid, I leaked the plan, I admit punishment, don't put my matter on the news and newspapers at every turn, it will have a bad impact on the school." ”"You're right, after the black history was exposed, I just found a reason to remove your position!""
Dean Gu, Boss Gu, can't I Fred know that I'm wrong, don't remove from my position, this Shrek Academy is my hard work."
Hearing that Gu Le was going to remove him, Fred suddenly panicked and begged bitterly."
Don't, don't run!"
Yu Xiaogang, who had left the two of them a long distance away and was gradually a little physically exhausted, shouted out of breath behind the two.Gu Le gave the other party a sneer, letting him realize his determination.Seeing Gu Le like this, Fred's face was ugly, and he said with a slightly calm face: "Boss Gu, are you really insisting on this?"
You're not afraid that I'll die and the net will break. ”Gu Le squinted his eyes and replied with a playful smile: "Don't be afraid, you dare to be rough with me, my godmother can beat you out of the." ”Fred's face sank again, MMP, this stinky boy is too much."
You forced me!""
Yes, I'll force you!""
Then I'll show you!
Gan!
”A fierce light flashed in Fred's eyes, and he took a deep breath and pounced on Gu Le.Everyone saw that after Fred used a trick "Old Tree Lock Golden Waist", he launched the secret technique "Old Man Cried" and cried: "Boss Gu, I was wrong!"
Please don't remove me, people know that they are wrong, in the future, the boss will say whatever you say, and I will put on whoever you ask me to put on the sack, and there is no ambiguity. ”Gu Le gasped, dragging this old rascal to run with a load, his face was gloomy, obviously he also felt that he had underestimated the lower limit of this old man on the street, he didn't expect that a person of his age would still be such a scoundrel!
Yu Xiaogang saw that Gu Le's speed had slowed down, and his eyes, who were originally a little out of breath, suddenly lit up, and he rushed forward again with a knife.Seeing that the master was about to catch up, Gu Le looked at Fred with a look at a dead mouse, and said coldly to the malicious old man who was miserable: "Listen to me for everything, right?"
”"Uh-huh!
Super well-behaved!
”"Knock the master down and subdue him!""
Yes!
Fred is going!
”Fred had a happy look on his face, put down his thunderous waist locking technique, turned around and screamed "Wow" and threw the oncoming master to the ground.The two friends "crawled and rolled" on the ground for a while, and after rolling for a few quarters of an hour, the Shrek Seven Monsters neatly eavesdropped on the window of the dean's room on the third floor, their legs hanging in the air, and they were hanging like this with their arm strength, they wanted to know what would happen next.Under the leadership of "Zhao Fat Bear", Shrek and his teacher clinged to the door of the dean's room to eavesdrop, Boss Gu is their favorite boss, and he pays money and benefits, which is much better than talking about dreams and love at every turn.They weren't curious about the old things in the Golden Iron Triangle, they were just worried about what judgment Boss Gu would suffer?
In the dean's room, Gu Le huddled behind Liu Erlong, poked his head out, and looked vigilantly at Yu Xiaogang, who might burst out at any time.Yu Xiaogang looked at the glamorous jade man in front of him, his heart was very complicated, he glanced at the young man behind her, and wanted to do it but saw this jade face and didn't dare to do it.The most embarrassing thing is Fred, who is like a superfluous piece of on a serious battlefield, inconsequential and frowning."
Xiao Xiaogang, don't blame Xiao Le, it's all my idea."
Liu Erlong took the lead in breaking the deadlock, gritted his teeth and said embarrassedly.Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang snorted coldly, glanced at Liu Erlong gently, and then glared at Gu Le and said: "Erlong, don't talk to him, I know what kind of character you have, this bad idea must have been thought up by Gu Le, a stinky boy." ”"Wronged, master, this is all done by Dean Fred."
Gu Le suddenly shook the pot, turned his face sideways, and looked at Fred with eyes full of meaning from an angle that Yu Xiaogang couldn't see.Fred: "Seeing Yu Xiaogang's gaze, Fred nodded in humiliation.Yu Xiaogang was silent for a while, and then looked at Gu Le with a sneer: "Do you think I will believe it?"
I haven't seen you for five years, Xiaole, you have a lot of skills, you dare to pit even as a teacher?
”"Where, I haven't seen you for five years, but the master is more witty, discerning, and sees through this clumsy plan at a glance."
Gu Le praised with a hippie smile, and the pair of dark black eyes blinked.Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang was finally laughed out loud, these laughs can be regarded as completely venting most of his anger, his fingers shook slightly in the air and lit Gu Le's smile, and said helplessly: "You" Seeing that Yu Xiaogang finally laughed, Gu Le took advantage of the situation to hit the snake on the stick, played an emotional card, knelt down for Yu Xiaogang, and said seriously: "I haven't visited the teacher in five years, the apprentice is not filial, please accept the apprentice's worship." ”Seeing Gu Le kneeling down and bowing to him, Yu Xiaogang couldn't be angry anymore, so he helplessly helped Gu Le up.Finally able to carefully look at the young man in front of him who was even taller than him, the rough old hand stroked the handsome face that had become mature, and could only find traces of the past from his facial features, the master thought of a lot in an instant, and his voice was slightly hoarse, "Silly boy, don't kneel, the teacher is not angry." ”Seeing that the master and apprentice were reconciled again, Liu Erlong finally let go of his nervous shoulders and smiled."
Ahem, don't stand, don't stand, sit first."
Fred saw the gesture that Gu Le had given him, coughed lightly, and gave everyone a round.After the four of them sat down, the master didn't seem to dare to pay too much attention to Liu Erlong, and his eyes were always focused on Gu Le, but the deep affection that should have been cast on Liu Erlong was transferred to Gu Le at this time.That kind of look, that kind of feeling, is extremely weird, Gu Le is sitting in a precarious position, two strands and one tight.Seeing this, Liu Erlong's eyes became very resentful, clenching his teeth, and under the master's continuous bypassing of her topic, he finally did not vomit or be unhappy: "Xiao Gang, you look at me!"
”When the three men at the scene heard this loud voice, their whole bodies stiffened.Yu Xiaogang was silent for a long time, and turned his neck stiffly to Liu Erlong, his eyes complicated."
Do you know how many years I've thought you've been thinking about?""
I know that none of us can break the shackles of the world, I know that our identity is awkward, but since we are already in love, why choose to separate, you are uncomfortable, am I not uncomfortable?""
Erlong, I" "Yu Xiaogang, listen to me!"
You have loved two women in your life, and my mother has loved you as a man in my life!
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You are lovesick, you can think of two people, and I can only hang on you alone, who do you think is more painful?
Do you think I'll not accept the shackles of the world?
You're wrong, you've never asked, it's you who can't accept it!
”Fred, who was listening to the "Erlong" side, was shocked when he heard this, he couldn't imagine that Liu Erlong, who spoke fiercely, could actually have such a delicate speech.Gu Le, who was watching from the sidelines, squinted his eyes and nodded secretly, it seems that he didn't tell Liu Erlong those bitter drama stories in vain before, you see what these words said one by one.Come on, Master, the master is about to be attacked!
Liu Erlong received Gu Le's encouraging eyes, and her heart became more and more confident, at this moment she turned into a drama spirit, every move, every look was full of drama, she slapped the table and got up, leaned forward, grabbed the collar of the master who wanted to lean back and dodge, stared at the stunned eyes with reddish eyes, and said: "In a word, do you love me, do you want to be with me?"
”"Erlong I" "Answer the question!"
Hit the streets!
”Because he had been mixing with Gu Le for too long, Gu Le's scolding mantra gradually affected Liu Erlong, and he subconsciously scolded him."
Yes."
The master gritted his teeth and nodded, "But we have" "Huh!
”Liu Erlong put a finger on the master's lips, and said affectionately, "We only talk about feelings, not the body, there is a good saying, love has nothing to do with the body" "You are right." ”The master's old face flushed slightly, he felt that Liu Erlong's actions had an awkward attraction to him, and at the same time, Liu Erlong's words also awakened the master's consciousness, and he suddenly realized that his love for Liu Erlong was no longer confused.Then the two looked at each other affectionately and clasped each other's hands.Seeing this scene, Fred Old Lemon carefully pantothenic acid, but he couldn't help but quietly approach Gu Le on the side, and asked in a low voice, "What did you teach Erlong Mei?"
”Gu Le was also at a loss, "I don't make it" I always feel that Erlong's godmother seems to have gone crooked