It's not good, Yan Zhiyi clenched the piano toy, looked at Tong Xin, and asked: Did I bring the suona I wanted?
I want to be quick in six days The suona Divine Comedy said on the Internet deliberately lengthened the tune, Yan Zhiyi was sonorous and powerful, word by word: big, sad, curse!
As soon as these words came out, everyone present looked at each other in astonishment.Tong Xin motioned to Gu Jianan to hide the backpack first, swallowed his saliva nervously, and asked: What are you going to do?
When I play solo, I play a song and ask for peace.Yan Zhiyi snorted: Engage in superstition!
Don't die.Gu Jiannan heard that the green tendons on his forehead bulged out, and he was a little sensitive.What do you want to do on this serious occasion when you play Buddhist songs?
Yan Zhiyi's eyes rolled, he tried to roll his eyes, and said angrily: I don't want to listen to you, you are fierce, as fierce as your uncle, and he still lied to me!
Situ Qindu Taobao has checked, this piano toy is only 39 yuan, and people deceive me into being a priceless treasure.Priceless!
Yan Zhiyi cried loudly: I listened to what you said, and I came to play for free, he cheated me like this.If I had promised the little prince of oil to give him a solo, someone would give me a private island!
The stalk on the Internet has become a reality for me, and I won't be given a hundred yuan!
Tong Xin and Gu Jianan looked at each other and looked at Situ Qin.Situ Qin spread his hands, it was really not me who fanned the flames for fear that the world would not be chaotic.It's this Situ Laosan who is really forced.Yan Zhiyi learned to use Taobao treasure with his assistant, and also took photos by himself to find it.It's just bad for the reputation of our Situ family's wealthy family!
Thirty-nine dollars of money is also a giveaway!
Yan Zhiyi gritted his teeth and was about to say something, when he heard a knock at the door.Accompanied by a voice is a righteous roar: What are you yelling about, don't you need a courier fee to ship here?
Will you live?
As the words fell, the door was opened.Everyone in the room looked up in unison, and saw the third uncle entering with an expressionless face.The third uncle swept his eyes at everyone in the room, raised his eyebrows, and said with understanding: I knew that you would make a fuss together!
Especially you, Situ Qin, are bombed, bombed, and you will blow up at one point!
And you, Yan Zhiyi, don't cry, if you cry again, I will sue you, Aunt Gu, and my sister, believe it or not?
After the training, the third uncle snapped his fingers and motioned for the guards to come in.Looking at the guards who entered, everyone in the house was stunned.Come on, fry and play, this little duck piano for you, and bring a small microphone.The third uncle looked at the baby brother with a cold face with some helplessness, obviously not in a high mood, no matter what generation, he is my younger brother.After the third uncle finished speaking, he saw that Situ Qin still didn't move, and directly stuffed the toy into the arms of the person, and then looked at Tong Xin and Gu Jianan, one for each of you!
There are two more for Gu Si to them.Tong Xin looked at the three· Duanshui Master · After the uncle finished dividing, the guard still piled up six piano toys in his hand, lowered his head to look at his Snow White shape, and couldn't help but wonder: Third uncle, why did you buy so many?
Is it a part-time job by the way?
Situ Qin clenched the toy, looked confused, and said to his own brother.How to speak?
I bought it myself with my salary, and I bought two hundred of them!
It cost me half a month's salary.The third uncle said loudly: Didn't you say that I wouldn't give gifts?
It's kind enough to give you a gift this year, right?
Why are they all pianos?
Gu Jiannan was stunned, this gift didn't seem to be on the first page.How many of you have the courage to coax?
Those rabbit cubs of the Situ family dare not, and they can't cry, so it's almost the same to buy a piano toy.Can you still say that Yan Da Pianist is certified, isn't it?
The third uncle sighed and said with some wit: This is the so-called reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, I have come home with gifts this year, and the eldest brother and they must be happy.As soon as you have fun, you can skip over certain things and leave them alone.Everyone present: Tong Xin was silent for a moment, and said from the bottom of his heart: Uncle, I may really be your nephew.Look at the domineering of these three uncles, there are two hundred of them as soon as they make a move.He Tong Xin's ten little suns are willing to bow to the wind!
You're not talking nonsense.The third uncle patted Tong Xin on the shoulder: Don't talk nonsense, you all give me honesty, the shooting will officially start tomorrow, don't make any mistakes!
Qingqing, and Yan Zhiyi, you first teach Xingxing to make a bed and fold quilts.Canaan came out with me.After speaking, the third uncle hurriedly walked out, walked to the door and returned, waved his hand to signal the guards to give Yan Zhiyi the rest of the toys, and said seriously: The show will go to five places.One place at a time, but also different shapes.You can play with one at a different time.There is one less piano.It would be nice to be able to fly or high-speed rail.Behave well, and teach you to blow leaves when the time comes.Hearing the word blowing leaves, Yan Zhiyi thought about the performance he had heard before, his eyes lit up, and he nodded obediently.Seeing this, the third uncle was satisfied, and walked away.After walking a few meters, I didn't hear the footsteps behind me, so I turned my head back, Gu Jianan?
When Gu Jianan heard the urging, he hurriedly followed, glanced left and right, made sure that there was no one, and carefully lowered his voice: Uncle, do you teach Yan Zhiyi to blow leaves?
Blowing leaves, as the name suggests, is played with leaves.It's not a great stunt, but it's not very common either.The place where it appears more frequently is the flirting and flirting between men and women.There is a saying among the Miao people that "the alpine leaves are piled up, but the elder brother can't blow, when the leaves are blown loudly, only the leaves are used without the medium" is the best summary of the usefulness of this performance.And the frequency of this performance in Situ's house is relatively high.Because the legendary grandfather relied on this stunt to make his sister.Therefore, the children of the Situ family are really good at it.Is there a problem?
The third uncle was inexplicable, and he was immersed in his own world and cried.Didn't you say that you were looking for an instrument that someone hadn't heard to distract you?
What kind of musical instruments are there in the camp that are darkly lit?
Looking at the third uncle who was still resentful in the rhetorical question, Gu Jianan hurriedly stopped, no problem, no problem.It was your style of painting that changed abruptly, and you also gave us piano toys, which scared us a little.Take you to practice your hands.The third uncle smiled and patted Gu Jianan's belly, with some emotion about the past: I am also the first time to be an uncle, I may be a little fierce to you, but you can rest assured that I will definitely be a good uncle in the future.This educational toy can be used by both men and women, and babies can use it.When Gu Jianan heard this, he recalled the gift he received from the martial arts training ground in the past, and smiled: Third uncle, it's okay.You don't have to worry too much about that, your baby will love what you give.But it is important to pay attention.I am also one of the main culprits of my sister's depression.The third uncle reviewed a sentence, learned from experience, and summed up lessons!
There is no next time!
After finishing speaking, the third uncle took Gu Jiannan to the conference room and said: My whereabouts in the next three months are probably uncertain.What about this variety show, you have kept an eye on me.Wait for the relevant personnel to meet.Xiaobai, take out the papers.Xiaobai, the guard who followed, immediately handed over the documents.You sign.We are the producer, but the production right is yours!
The leader has a positive energy in one sentence, and the personality growth line of their six fixed guests, the psychiatrist has also seen and summarized it after most of the military training for most of the month, but the staff of the program team all said that Yan Zhiyi can be popular according to the performance.So we don't understand, how can it be fired?
Are your young people's focus deviated and they love to watch people cry?
Gu Jianan looked at the third uncle who was frowning as he spoke, thought for a while, and asked: Yan Zhiyi is excellent at stacking tofu blocks, right?
This is not nonsense, he himself said that he has been in your Gu family's training camp for eight years, if he doesn't even know the most basic internal service.Gu Min kept the tip of his tongue and turned around, and the third uncle said: What are you doing stupidly Bai Tian?
Lower the bottom line of your Gu family's elite teaching?
This is the contrast cute!
Gu Jianan sighed deeply and analyzed: For artists, the world is very tolerant, plus good-looking artists, there is basically no big mistake, and they can go sideways.And like Yan Zhiyi, he was born well, and he doesn't know housework, which is the audience's normal expectation.And he folded the quilt squarely while crying, didn't he?
I want to wear perfume too!
The third uncle looked terrified: blind hypocrisy.My sister and your mother are not squeamish.Maybe this strength can be compared with the legendary Mother Li.Gu Jianan: What do you mean by comparing Yan Zhiyi with the legendary grandmother?
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Holding back the words that flashed in his mind, Gu Jianan rubbed his forehead, glanced at the third uncle who was a little impatient, and said frankly: Third uncle, I will just say a word, you don't seem to be suitable for this entertaining task.I also felt that I was not suitable, and the third uncle looked like a bosom friend, and was extremely depressed: but the leader said that I had a recruiting face.Gu Jianan glanced at the third uncle, who was still a little tired even though he was in good spirits, and was silent for a long time, okay, I'll sign.But I don't need to sign it.Otherwise, if there are some rumors, it will be noisy to listen to.This variety show can also be broadcast before the Chinese New Year.I plan to reduce my workload next year and spend more time with the stars and the baby.So, some of the hassles can be less.Looking at Gu Jianan, who couldn't be ignored, the third uncle nodded: Then after the star comes back, you don't have a variety show for that song.When the time comes, you husband and wife producers.Well.After reading the relevant documents and contracts, Gu Jiannan signed and continued to popularize science for the elderly uncle: It was too perfect from the beginning, but the audience had no sense of substitution, like Yan Zhiyi, who had clear advantages and disadvantages, and a distinct personality, but he could attract fans with a little packaging.The one that looks good and cries is called a crying bag, and as soon as it is broadcast, there will be mother fans immediately.Why do you want to be a mother?
The third uncle sighed, why don't you give birth to yourself if you want to be a mother?
When I was urged to marry before, those old men were still using the fertility rate to suppress me!
But don't you feel conflicted when you say that?
Since there are so many mother fans, why don't girls have the desire and hope to have children?
What's going on with your young minds?
It's the same with you, you didn't want to have children before.Yun Yang'er is different from giving birth to one!
Just when Gu Jianan was doing his best to popularize science, Tong Xin, as a human partner, was popularized by others in reverse.To [pinch and push and draw out the line], look at my gestures.Yan Zhiyi's hands were intertwined, and he patiently demonstrated and explained on the bed.Tong Xin looked at his concave and convex quilt with a calm face, carefully pointed a ruler at it, and turned his head to look at Situ Qin: How did you learn it?
The young man does not work hard, and the boss is sad.Situ Qin leaned on the head of the bed, lazily watched Tong Xin hurrying, and said indifferently: Don't listen to the third child's blind command.You're a flying guest, and it's okay if you can't learn.If you take care of the housekeeping of the dormitory, let Gu Silu and them help you, and call Uncle Sheng, I will also help you.After talking about his usefulness as an uncle, Situ Qin raised his eyebrows, curious: By the way, what about Gu Si and them?
You husband and wife won't leave the young man behind and come first, right?
Gu Siqi said that he was timid in his hometown, and went to the village to see the legendary ancestor.Gu Sijun accompanied him.Tong Xin explained that Gu Sijiao's grandfather's mother is said to be from Huacheng.Huacheng was considered a large rear base during the war, and it was constantly attacked by air and air.In addition to a steady stream of soldiers defending their homes and defending foreign countries, there are also local mountain people defending their homes.Gu Sigou's elders are local mountain people, and by chance, he met Nanyang mechanics, escaped massacres and killings, became nurses, and later met love in the war.After the war ended, he left his hometown with the man.Therefore, Gu Sijun is also quite representative as a flying guest.Sighing with emotion, Tong Xin took out his mobile phone and opened the video: Yan Zhiyi, you talk about it from the beginning, I will record it and practice slowly.Good.Yan Zhiyi responded, extremely patient, and told the main points of stacking tofu blocks from beginning to end.Tong Xin watched the video once, and after trying again, he couldn't help but turn his head and ask for help: Situ Qin, you are my uncle.Say some gossip to turn my attention, otherwise I'm going to get angry, why can't I fold it?
Play a little star song for you?
Situ Qin picked up the duckling piano toy next to the bed and asked.Tong Xin shook his head, if you don't want to sing.Seeing Yan Zhiyi in a blink of an eye, Tong Xin suddenly remembered a gossip, turned his head left and right, counted the number of people in the room, raised his eyebrows, and asked: What about Scientist Zhao?
Today is off, of course he is reading.After Situ Qin responded, he looked at Tong Xin in hindsight, what tone did you speak?
It's just normal curiosity, and the word scientist has never been in my circle of friends.Tong Xin sighed.The more Situ Qin heard this, the more wrong he became, he squinted at Yan Zhiyi, and asked: What are you muttering to Gu Jiaxin?
Say!
When Yan Zhiyi heard this, he trembled with fright, and clarified in a loud voice: I didn't mumble, I did see you together.You let me sleep in the middle of the tent, and I woke up and was kicked on the edge of the tent.Situ Qin choked when he heard this: That's because you are not honest when you sleep by yourself!
You know?
Me and the guy surnamed Zhao just watched you roll around, and you fell out of bed several times, you know?
I was the first to wake up and carry you back to bed.If it weren't for Xingxing and my sister asking me to take care of you, I would have kicked you away!
On the surface, well-behaved, sleep wild ADHD!
The more he talked about Situ Qin, the more sad and indignant he became: If it weren't for your bad sleeping position, Zhao Lao Er and I would have slept in the corner of the tent, and because of the limited space, we inadvertently hugged each other.Are you embarrassed to gossip?!
Yan Zhiyi's eyes widened when he heard this, impossible, how could I sleep in a bad position?
It must be because the bed is so small!
When I was taken out to buy piano toys, I followed my third uncle in his house in the military district, and I didn't fall out of bed!
That's because I reminded him overnight, lest you fall and make others think that he beat you up in private.Hearing the dispute between the two, Tong Xin was stunned, glanced at the bed that seemed to be no more than one meter wide, and carefully rubbed his stomach with his hand.What to do?
He had never slept in such a cramped bed!
Situ Qin is going to die, what should I do if I fall?
Not to mention tonight, the variety show will be filmed for a total of three days.In other words, he's going to stay for three nights!
The more he thought about it, the more anxious Tong Xin became.Situ Qin, who originally wanted to clarify a few words with Yan Zhiyi, heard this, and the corner of his eye quickly swept over Tong Xin's belly, and a carp stood up straight, followed by anxiety: It's going to be a small life!
Tong Xin's sleeping position, I think I was kicked out of bed back then!
I can't think back to the shadows!
Baby, his little grandson Situ Qin!
cough cough Yan Zhiyi just wanted to call the third uncle, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw the figure by the window, coughing nervously.But it's still a step too late.Looking at the people who opened the door and entered, Yan Zhiyi immediately greeted loudly: Second brother Zhao Zhao is good!
Tong Xin heard the voice, looked back at the candidate who was suspected of being a little aunt in the gossip, turned his head and gave Situ Qin a look You hate it.The other party looks pretty good, but he is a little thin, and he has a sickly white skin that has not seen the sun all year round.The normal mainstream of society will describe people as elegant and bookish.But Situ Qin must think that people are well-dressed birds, beasts, and sven scum.