Xu Lang stood motionless, tilting his head, sobering up from the stunned moment just now, and looked at it with a smile.Zhou Jin next to him said angrily: "Teacher, you are crazy, don't you want to do it anymore, do you know who you are dealing with, you know ......"
"You are a classmate." ”Shi Li brushed his hair, his long black hair rubbed on his fingertips, and the moment he stroked it back, his sharp and cold eyes instantly approached Zhou Jin, "It's not time for you to ask a question yet, huh?"
Don't be in a hurry, come one by one. ”It's inexplicably a little frightening!
It seems that he saw Xu Lang when he was angry, and the same made people want to retreat and be afraid.But the atmosphere eased slightly, obviously shifting Shi Li's attention to the past for a while.Zhou Jin gritted his teeth, "As a teacher, isn't it more important to answer students' questions?"
Teacher Chen, it's very simple to ask me to serve you Zhou Jin, answer my question!
I ask you, do you know how many hairs there are in the human body?
”"Snort-" In the corner that no one else saw, Xu Lang sneered slightly, turned his head a little impatiently, and sat down.Seem......
A little?
was waiting to see the teacher's joke, but who knows, Shi Li immediately blurted out without hesitation, "80,000--100,000!"
”Zhou Jin was stunned for a moment, ", you know everything......
Slow down, slow down!
And what about me, my hair, hehe, do you know how many there are?
”Shi Li continued without hesitation: "62899!"
”Zhou Jin was stunned again, "How do you know!"
No, didn't you just say that the hair of the human body is 8000-100000!
How I only have 62899!
You're talking nonsense. ”"I'm talking nonsense, you can count it."
Shili shrugged, "As for why you......
That's all there is to it, well, it's very simple, and the truth is that you're a hair-loss teenager. ”Zhou Jin: "......" fuck the hair-loss teenager!
He suddenly turned around with a face full of grievances, "Lang Shao!
I can't handle it, you......
You just fire her!
She framed me!
”As soon as the words fell, he was surprised to find that Chen Xiaoxing, who was still standing on the podium just now, didn't know when, he had slipped to Xu Lang's table.She was thin and small, but in the face of Xu Lang who was sitting, she was condescending.When everyone didn't react, her hand dragged Xu Lang's neckline, and Xu Lang was forced to lift it directly!
This woman has a lot of strength, and Xu Lang hasn't come back to her senses yet.The distance between the two people is very close, and when she picked them up, the height difference between the two people was suddenly obvious, from the original time to the condescending, and now it is a lot higher than Xu Lang.She stood on Xu Lang's chest and secretly decided that she would wear high heels tomorrow!"
Who told you to sit?
Didn't you stand still......"
Shi Li's impatient warning, his voice became colder, and he was about to continue, when the system's alarm sounded frantically."
Didi, aware of the host's bad intentions, please pay attention to the impact, you are Chen Xiaoxing, who wants to become an excellent teacher in the country!
A good teacher of White Lotus will not warn, corporal punishment, or do anything to students in public!
”The cold smile on Shi Li's face melted in that instant, she patted Xu Lang's shoulder, and said softly and gently."
You scared me when you just sat down!
The teacher doesn't do anything, he just wants you to pick up the book, okay?
”She raised her head, her voice was soft, as if she couldn't see clearly, and she moved closer to Xu Lang."
Xu Lang, can I ask you......
Pick up a book?
”