He has never hugged his thighs, how can he let this man stand cheap!
Seeing that Shi Li hadn't been torn apart, he was ruthless, and kicked directly at that guy's head!"
Ouch!"
Immediately kicked Emperor Qin far away, raised his face with a hum, and a big footprint was left on his head!
Emperor Qin looked aggrieved, "Auntie, your apprentice kicked me!"
”Shi Li rubbed his temples, "What the hell is going on?"
Who wants to take you back to cultivate immortals and dream!
”Emperor Qin sat down directly on the ground with a depressed face, "Aunt dear, I don't want to either, it's really too miserable for this emperor, why should you be an emperor, it's too painful."
There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and I'm about to squeeze my kidneys dry!
”He pointed bitterly at his retracted cheek, "I can't make up for anything I eat, I can't make ends meet every day, I'm so miserable!"
”Shi Li: "......" is a strange story in the world, the first time I heard that there is a guy who doesn't want to be an emperor because his wife is too much!"
Aren't you just going to go?""
If you don't go, you can't do it, if you don't go to them, you'll fight among them, drink medicine today, hang yourself tomorrow, appease this every day, and watch them act every day to ask me if I love her!
If you don't love it, you'll hang yourself tomorrow!
”The more Emperor Qin spoke, the more aggrieved he became, and his eyes were about to shed tears, "Women are tigers, it's too terrifying."
If it weren't for the rain and dew, I would have to die and live every day, and I wouldn't be able to live. ”Shi Li: "......" suddenly felt that it really seemed to make sense?
Women's kind of vicious thoughts, not all the time spent on the emperor, if you don't follow the rules of rain and dew, either harm others or return yourself, isn't the reason why the palace fight is continuous?
She pondered for a while and came up with an idea, "Otherwise, you will dismiss the harem, you also have an heir now, won't it be solved too?"
”"That's even worse!"
Emperor Qin was frightened and shouted, "The harem is dismissed, then only the queen is left, my mother, aunt, my queen, is really a vixen!"
”"I have so many concubines in my harem, and they are all brought in to prevent the queen.One night at the queen's place, it would take me a month to recover, if it weren't for the fact that there were many other concubines, and it would have been rainy and dewy, I would have been able to rest and rest at Concubine An and the noble people!
”"If you dismiss the harem, you will face the queen every day, aunt!
I'm afraid I won't see you now, I'm really squeezed dry, and I'm going to die!
”Shi Li was stunned, "You mean, the queen is a vixen?"
”"What a vixen!"
Emperor Qin looked frightened, "Every time I sleep with her, I am in the clouds, and when I wake up, I am in a weak state that is about to be squeezed dry, which woman is very happy!"
”"It must be a vixen, I didn't run away!"
Emperor Qin left this time, "Auntie, you have to think of a way to save me, or drive the queen away, or ......
I'm going to cultivate immortals with you?
”"Huh.""
Huh."
Shi Li and Qin Guanhan let out a hehe at the same time, and Shi Li still had a tacit understanding to turn around and praise the good man, but he sneered when he saw him.Kick away the hand that Emperor Qin was about to hold again."
If you dare to hug her again, chop off your hand!
Step on the ...... one by one" Emperor Qin, who was startled by Sen's cold voice, retracted his hand and hung his shoulders bitterly."
Auntie, for your nephew's sake, you ......
You can help me!
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