On the asphalt road by the river, a bicycle runs slowly and leisurely.He Jiaojiao, who was sitting on the back frame, hugged Tang Guoping's waist tightly, and the pair of big coconuts bumped into his waist, causing Tang Guoping's whole body to ripple non-stop."
Guoping, where are we going?"
He Jiaojiao asked coquettishly."
Here we are."
At this time, Tang Guoping came to a sudden brake, he liked the big coconut too much, and it really hit.Of course, the impact of the coconut ball this time was really real, and it directly hit people and cars.Moreover, He Jiaojiao didn't stop, and stuck to Tang Guoping's body and threw herself on the river beach.The weight of more than 200 catties was tom, and he smashed the river beach into a pit.Because there was a cushion on her back, He Jiaojiao didn't have anything to do, as soon as she turned over, she saw that half of Tang Guoping was trapped in the sand, and she was so frightened that her soul flew."
Guoping, Guoping, how are you?
You okay?
”There has been no movement for a long time, what can I do if I smash people?
He Jiaojiao took a few steps back and began to observe the situation around her.Killed someone, hurry up and run, still waiting for your life?
He Jiaojiao took advantage of the fact that there were no onlookers at the moment, and ran away.Silent mourning while running, oh my god, what a good spare tire, it was punctured like this, and I will never find such a good spare tire in the future!
It's really old time!
She felt sorry for herself for a second, and then ran!"
Jiaojiao, where are you going?"
The man trapped in the sand finally spoke up, his face was full of blood and sand, and he couldn't recognize it at all without listening to the sound.Wow Kaka, it turns out that the spare tire is not broken!
He Jiaojiao ran back, so excited that she hit Tang Guoping's chest with her small fist."
Kunipei, you hate it!
People think you've fallen and are going to find you a doctor!
”Tang Guoping likes to listen to deceptive nonsense, is it possible for him to believe in his own judgment, when he has an accident, the first thing his big coconut ball thinks of is to evade responsibility?
No, no, no, she loved him so much, of course she went to find a doctor for him!"
Jiaojiao, I'm about to die of a fall, and the doctor can't save me except you."
Tang Guoping pretended to be angry, and received another small punch on his chest, "People are not immortals, how can they save you?"
”"I'll tell you later, let's have a picnic first."
According to Tang Guoping's thoughts, the picnic is an activity to enliven the atmosphere, and the ghost knows that such a violent one came, smashing his face with blood.A surprise made by yourself, no matter how painful it is, you have to laugh."
Picnic, but we didn't bring a pot."
He Jiaojiao said that she did the picnic when she was in school, that is, a group of people brought pots and pans and went to Wudu River to cook.Therefore, in her consciousness, the picnic must bring the pot.But Tang Guoping just enlivened the atmosphere under the banner of picnic, "I have already prepared the dishes and hung them in the two bags on the bicycle faucet." ”When He Jiaojiao heard this, she helped the bicycle up, and the two bags were intact.She took it out in the same way.First, a large piece of mat cover was spread on the ground, and then all the cooked vegetables, fruits, and snacks packed in plastic bags with brown sugar were placed on the mat cover."
Wow, it smells so good!
Guoping, you're so good!
”He Jiaojiao praised Tang Guoping's heart and leaned over the face that had just been washed with river water, "Kiss!"
”This face is really a bit miserable, the mouth is swollen and deformed, and the nostrils are constantly oozing a faint amount of blood.He Jiaojiao still took a sip without hesitation.Her third sister is right, the one in front of her is the best spare tire in the world, and there is no one.She and Wang Shitong are mutton that can't stick to the dog's legs, and the most important thing now is to turn the spare tire into a positive one."
Guoping, hey, are you hungry?
Come and eat. ”He Jiaojiao shouted, Tang Guoping smiled at her, "You eat first, I'll be back soon." ”He wiped the nosebleed from under his nose and carried his bike onto the asphalt like a pair of Hot Wheels.When the sun went down, Tang Guoping came back with six bottles of sparkling wine.He Jiaojiao carried a bottle and stuffed it into her mouth, and her teeth used a little force.This trick was learned from Wang Shitong, so the moment the bottle cap was bitten open, she naturally remembered her once great and noble dream of a wealthy family in the countryside.Her heart suddenly sulked, and she put the sparkling wine she had bitten open in front of Tang Guoping."
My favorite thing is blowing bottles."
Tang Guoping was secretly happy in his heart, he originally planned to use a bowl, the sparkling wine was low, but if he drank too much, he would get drunk.Men have a heart that intoxicates women.Wang Shitong used to have it, and now this rotten stalk has been picked up and used by Tang Guoping.Thinking of the drunken He Jiaojiao at his mercy, he felt beautiful in his heart.He Jiaojiao didn't seem to know at all, and opened a bottle of sparkling wine for herself, holding it up to touch the bottle, "Come on, dry bottle!"
I'll do it first for respect. ”Saying that, under Tang Guoping's gaze, she cooed and tom.A crimson appeared on Flatbread's face, "It's your turn!"
”"Good!"
Tang Guoping was also very simple, in order to eat meat, he fought hard.After the fourth bottle, the sky was already numb.He Jiaojiao held her head and staggered, and drunkenly crashed into Tang Guoping's arms, "Ouch, Guoping, I'm so dizzy, I want to sleep!"
”Tang Guoping, who had drunk four bottles for a while, was light-headed, he shook his head, stared at He Jiaojiao drunkenly, and kept muttering in his mouth, "I want to eat big coconut, I want to eat you!"
”He Jiaojiao deliberately unbuttoned the two buttons under her neck and hooked her fingers at him, "Okay, come on!"
”Tang Guoping was stunned like a demon, and followed her step by step on the asphalt road.Obeying He Jiaojiao's order, he put his arm around her waist and sat on the back seat of the bicycle.With what little consciousness he had left, he asked, "Where are we—where are we going?"
”"Go play a good game!"
The bicycle was abandoned next to a large banana forest, and He Jiaojiao helped Tang Guoping, who had been shouting to eat meat, to get in.She chose a place where the moonlight could shine, spread a mat, peeled off her brown, and stood in the moonlight with her back to Tang Guoping.Yes, she loves outdoor games, but the first two times she didn't work out.This time, she decided to turn passive into active and received the spare tire Tang Guoping.If you can't marry the first wealthy family in the countryside, it's not bad to choose a third or fourth.The silver-white moonlight was plated on her fleshy body, and Tang Guoping's eyes were straight, and he seemed to have returned to the days of junior high school in a trance...... () Back to Eighty: Counterattack Chick is hot