Liao Qingmei looked at Tang Xiaocha with deep meaning.Ahem, at her current level, it's okay to help a lesbian trim her long hair a little, and a gay's head is cut out, which is estimated to be a fight with a dog."
My eldest brother and younger brother only cut their hair before the Chinese New Year, and it's still very short!"
Tang Xiaocha postponed, and the boy also has self-esteem.She can't do anything about her own brother.So, Liao Qingmei turned her gaze to Ma Xiaoling again, the east is not bright and the west is bright!"
Sister, call my prospective brother-in-law, and I'll help him take care of it for free."
Ma Xiaoling refused with a smile, "You don't have to worry about his hair."
Qingmei, I want to get a haircut, and I'm looking for a partner!
”"Just look for it, our Jiamei is still afraid that we won't be able to find a good one?"
Tang Xiaocha followed, and Liao Qingmei stomped her feet and ran away with a red face.On the eighth day of the first lunar month, Liao Qingmei returned to Changpo.Tang Xiaocha sat in front of the new desk, budgeting for the next month's expenses.The salary will not be collected until the end of May at the earliest, and she understands the truth of sitting on the mountain.After a while, a series of heart-rending screams came from the courtyard.It was Xiaodong's voice, and Tang Xiaocha rushed out with an arrow.I saw two short and fat legs burrowing into the adobe house next to it.She didn't care much, and rushed towards Tang Guodong, who was howling, he jumped three feet high with his hands covering his mouth, bright red blood gushing out from between his dark fingers, flowing down his neck, and dyeing a large piece of red on his chest."
Xiaodong, what's wrong?"
Tang Xiaocha asked anxiously, thinking about sending him to the hospital."
Sister!"
Tang Guodong opened his mouth, and there was a missing front tooth in his red mouth.Before he could talk, he ate a burst chestnut from his mother on the top of his head."
How many times have I told you?
If the tooth is loose and cannot be extracted, it will not fall out of its own right, and you will not listen.Okay now, right?
Take you to the hospital and get an injection to smash your ass!
”Yang Chili scolded and scolded, squatted down, and prepared to carry his son to the hospital.But the leather monkey was stubborn again, stared at his mother with horizontal eyes, and shouted vaguely, "When did I pull it out?"
Is it all a good job of the eldest uncle?
”He said, blood rolling out of his mouth.It turned out that when the leather monkey went to the coconut grove to quarrel with the birds, he accidentally fell and slightly bumped into his front teeth that were a little loose.He always felt that his teeth were loose and dangling, and he was not under his control, and his heart was itching with hatred.But Yang Chili pepper mentions his face every day, and he doesn't let him toss his loose teeth."
How do I get my teeth out?"
Tang Guodong was chattering thoughtfully, and suddenly someone behind him asked, "Xiaodong, you want to extract your teeth?"
”He turned around and saw that it was the eldest uncle, so he responded angrily, "Yes!
”"I can help you!"
Ho Zhiying is particularly kind-hearted today.Shi Jianming took his wife to his son's house to play, and Huang Yunyan also went back to her parents' house to worship her mother, she was really bored, thinking about doing something good and good.Tang Guodong is just a child, and he doesn't think about the problem comprehensively.I heard that He Zhiying was going to help him extract his teeth, so I thought I could try it.Because, it was his aunt's hand, and his mother didn't scold him.However, he was still not very at ease with He Zhiying, "Auntie, do you really know how to extract teeth?"
”"Of course, in the past, your eldest brother, second brother, third brother, and your sister's teeth were all extracted by me."
He Zhiying swore by it, and the leather monkey was finally relieved."
You called the eldest aunt to help extract the teeth, what are you howling?"
Yang Chili complained about her son, and her teeth were pulled out, could it be that she went to He Zhiying to reason?
Isn't that looking for a fight?
Her way of dealing with it was so angry that the skin monkey jumped three feet high, and he wiped the blood on his chin, "Mom, why do you always target me?"
This matter is clearly the fault of the eldest uncle, you have the ability to scold her!
”If it weren't for his mouth full of blood, Yang Chili would have served him with fried meat with bamboo shoots, "The person you called pulled out the teeth, and the people helped you, why is it the wrong person?"
”"AhhhI told her to pull out the tooth. ”The leather monkey shouted in despair, "But when she went down with tongs, the loose tooth was not extracted, and a good tooth next to her was torn off."
Ahhh ”Can this all be mistaken?
Yang Chili couldn't cry or laugh, "Yes!"
”"Second aunt, let's send it to the hospital first!"
Tang Xiaocha was distressed when she heard this, and ran to the hospital with Tang Guodong on her back.Fortunately, after the doctor's treatment, the bleeding stopped.After four days, the skin monkey's mouth also became swollen, and it happened that school started on this day.This year, they have another student in the old Tang family, that is Tang Guodong, he is two months and seven years old, Yang Chili accused him of being naughty at home, discussed it with the school, and the school agreed to accept him.The registration is to be carried out before the start of school, Tang Maokun and Yang Chili have already gone to work, and the task of signing up for a few leather monkeys falls to Tang Xiaocha.After breakfast on the ninth day of junior high school, she took the money and led the three leather monkeys to school.The field primary school is also connected to the middle school, because he was afraid of Tang Guodong's quarrel, Tang Xiaocha signed him up first.It just so happened that Liang Guanghui also came to the primary school to do some errands, and this semester, he was still the homeroom teacher of his two younger brothers, and Tang Xiaocha chatted with him.Unexpectedly, Tang Guodong went to the registration office by himself, "Teacher, I'm here to sign up." ”"What's your name?"
Teacher Yu asked kindly, Tang Guodong tilted his head to look at him, and replied in a loud voice: "Leather monkey!"
”"Leather ......
Monkey......
Well?
”Teacher Yu read and wrote, and finally realized that something was wrong, and couldn't help laughing, "It's really a leather monkey!"
Tell the teacher, what's your big name?
”Why is this teacher so stupid?
Tang Guodong said patiently, "Teacher, my big name is Leather Monkey, and my little name is Tang Guodong. ”Teacher Yu finally understood, "Your name is Tang Guodong, right?"
”Tang Guodong corrected, "No, people who know me call me Skin Monkey, so this is my name." ”He suddenly remembered something, snatched the pen from Mr.
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Yu's hand, and wrote down a string of English letters seriously, "This is my third name." ”Teacher Yu took a look at it and was taken aback, at a young age, he actually wrote English well!"
Little friend, who taught you how to write?"
Sister said, I can't tell others about this, Tang Guodong's eyes rolled, there is!
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