Liu Dewei was Emperor Li Er's confidant, how could he not understand the emperor's intentions, so he calmly stood up and asked, "Prince Gaochang is not joking?"
As far as I know, Princess Changle has only one daughter, and she is only five years old now, this child is well-behaved and cute, how can she have a grudge with the prince?
Moreover, Prince Gaochang and his entourage came in and out with many guards with knives, how capable of that little princess could hurt you?
”What???
Five-year-old?
The envoys of other countries expressed their surprise that Prince Gaochang had a grudge against a five-year-old girl?
Or is it not a grudge, but a violent beating?
Now to sue?
The most interesting is the Khitan envoy from the east, this envoy is a rough shape, but there is a big gold chain on his body, and there are no less than a dozen rings on his hands, including gold, silver, and gemstones, and even the clothes are cut in silk, and he simply makes a Khitan style.Of course, the big man's dress is not the point, he heard the news that Prince Gaochang was beaten by a five-year-old girl, and laughed unabashedly, the laughter was full of disdain and ridicule, making the young Prince Gaochang blush like a pig's liver."
Prince Ben said, the forbidden army at the gate of your palace is a witness to this matter, and everyone has seen it, it was the little girl who instructed the tiger to hurt us."
Liu Dewei shook his head and said, "You said that you and the Western Turk envoys were injured, so why don't you see the scars on your body?"
Could it be that by hurt, you mean that a child looks at you?
So please forgive me for the fact that Dali Temple can't accept such a ridiculous case. ”The Khitan envoy laughed and said: "I said Gaochang's little doll, you haven't been weaned yet, come to this Tang Palace to complain, and don't find a better excuse to accuse a five-year-old child?"
Don't say that no one believes it's true.Even if everything you say is true, don't you feel ashamed that you, an adult in your twenties, can't even beat a five-year-old girl?
It's too soft, isn't it?
If it were me, I would go out and jump to my death in the moat, so as not to go back and be laughed to death by my clansmen. ”I, Prince Gaochang, spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and I was almost killed by the other party's mending knife.Deputy Envoy Gao Chang said solemnly: "This envoy should not fall into the well, one yard is one yard, our prince has indeed been hurt, that little princess has a colorful tiger mount, although she is young, she can command the tiger to fight, I and His Royal Highness the prince are not opponents."
Tian Khan, the forbidden army at the gate of the palace stopped our guards and deliberately made the little princess bully me and the prince, please give us justice. ”This person is old, calmly told what happened, and led the conversation to Li Er.Who knew that before Li Er could speak, several other envoys exclaimed, "The tiger is a mount?"
Don't look at the joke, the tiger is the king of beasts, it can't be tamed, and it is impossible to be a five-year-old girl's mount. ”The Khitan envoy was more direct: "Could it be that these two soft eggs were sent by Gaochang to eat and drink?"
If the tiger can be used as a mount, then my Khitan warriors can gather an army of tigers, don't lie to people, as a diplomatic envoy, you should know the etiquette of the Tang Dynasty, and it is not okay to lie with lies. ”Liu Dewei looked at this Khitan envoy, a big man, full of jewels, and said foul words, this is to talk to everyone about etiquette in the Taiji Palace?
This kind of painting style is too eye-catching."
The Western Turkic envoy can also testify to this, he saw with his own eyes that the little princess was riding a tiger."
Prince Gaochang shouted.The Western Turkic envoy was full of entanglement, he was not going to sue, after all, he was still looking at the princess of the Tang Dynasty to come out, and he really didn't want to provoke Du Shaoqing, who didn't know the depths, who knew that Gao Chang's kid was a stunned young man, so he involved himself.So he could only stand up and nod his head to testify that he had indeed seen the little princess use the tiger as a mount.So this time it was even more fried, the Khitan envoys, the Murowei envoys, and at the same time pleaded with Emperor Li Erbai, willing to pay a lot of money to learn the method of domesticating the tiger with this little princess, it is obvious that everyone is very jealous of having a tiger as a mount."
Ladies and gentlemen, domesticating a tiger in Datang is only such an example in the family of my son-in-law Du Shaoqing, so I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you."
Li Erlang said.Everyone was very disappointed, and Liu Dewei, the secretary of Dali Temple, refused the Gaochang envoy with an unchanged face: "Two, Dali Temple has been established for many years, and it has also accepted the case of a five-year-old child, so we will accept your affairs in five ways."
According to the rules of the Tang Dynasty, when it comes to children fighting, most of them are based on parental persuasion and education, and they have not been sentenced by the Yamen.Because even after the trial, is it possible that we will sentence the child?
Or do you want to beat up the kids?
Could it be that Gao Chang has a habit of beating children?
Or do you want to beat the tiger?
I'm afraid people will say that your envoy is having trouble with a beast.Therefore, this official advises the two of them to find more reasons from themselves when they encounter such a situation again, and do not surrender their identities, the two of them represent the face of Gao Chang. ”What Dewei Lau said was serious, but Gao Chang and the others almost fainted, how does this sound wrong, what kind of children fight?
Are we beaten well by children?
But no one in the Taiji Hall thought so, everyone looked at Gao Chang and the two with contempt, and everyone agreed with Liu Dewei's opinion, it was just a child fighting.The Khitan envoy played with the gold chain around his neck and mocked: "Little doll, do you hear that?
How can a child fight be reported to the official?
Parents should be persuaded to educate.What is your King Gaochang called?
If he is too timid to come and receive people, do you want your Khitan uncle to do it for him?
”The deputy envoy of Gaochang was angry and said angrily: "Khitan envoy, are you going to start a war with my Gaochang Kingdom?"
Why are we being targeted everywhere?
”"At war?
Don't think too highly of yourself, if it weren't for the Tang Dynasty between you, do you think a small country like Gaochang would still be alive until now?
Lao Tzu hates to see others showing off their wealth in front of me the most in his life, but this kid in your family also hangs a pair of gold chains, which is also in the Tang Palace, if it were in my Khitan king's tent, the two of you would have been cut into eight petals by my Khitan warriors. ”Puff Gaochang envoy couldn't have imagined why this Khitan rough man targeted himself everywhere and made trouble for a long time just for this little thing?
Hit the chain?
We are not a gold chain, is it good, it is the prince's pure gold Buddha beads, and the mouth cannon of the two small countries provoked many people in the Taiji Hall to laugh secretly, it is really fifty steps and a hundred steps, and how much bigger is the Khitan than Gaochang?
I'm afraid that according to the map area, it is not as good as Gaochang, this Khitan envoy is obviously also an arrogant fanatic, and he has no knowledge.Seeing that the envoys of Gaochang were no longer making trouble, Liu Dewei looked at the envoys of the Western Turks wearing bandages, and asked meaningfully: "I just heard that the Western Turkic envoy was also injured in the Tang Dynasty, I don't know if there is such a thing, if it is true, please tell the envoy in detail."
You have come to Datang as an envoy, we Datang cannot be rude, and we will definitely uphold justice for you. ”After speaking, he added: "Of course, I believe that this injury is obviously not something that a five-year-old child can do." ”Well, Prince Gaochang was mended again.