After a busy day, Du Shaoqing didn't even eat a bite of serious food, and just returned home, Princess Li Li greeted her anxiously: "Husband, you are back, go and see your daughter, after you sent you back, you locked yourself in the house and ignored no one, and you are about to die of a concubine." ”Well?
Du Shaoqing slapped his forehead, how could he forget about his daughter?
You should have thought of a countermeasure on the way back."
Can she, a five-year-old, lock herself in the house?
In the bedroom or in the toy room?
”Du Shaoqing asked.Seeing that Du Shaoqing was about to go over to see her daughter, the princess said worriedly: "In the toy room, I have been making trouble, and no one pays attention to her except for me to deliver food." ”Eh, hearing this, Du Shaoqing stopped, "So, didn't she not eat or drink?"
Just don't talk and have a little tantrum?
”The princess was amused by Du Shaoqing's words, her expression was stunned, and then she said angrily: "What are you talking about?"
Your daughter is only five years old, are you still expecting her to go on a hunger strike and make trouble?
Is there such a father as you?
”As if she remembered something, the princess quipped: "Besides, you don't know that our daughter has always had a good appetite, and she has no resistance to delicious food." ”Du Shaoqing laughed: "You directly said that our daughter is a snack goods."
Forget it, since this girl can eat and drink, it seems that there is nothing she can't think of, madam, you go and take care of it first, I'll go to the kitchen to find something to eat, and I haven't even eaten a serious meal after a busy day. ”Seeing her husband turn around and walk in the direction of the kitchen, the princess stretched out her hand to stop: "Husband, you don't care about our precious daughter?"
”"Don't worry, something can't happen, I have a trick to deal with this little girl, you go and take the child to sleep, I'll sleep in the study tonight."
After speaking, Du Shaoqing strode away.Leaving the princess standing in place and smiling bitterly, what kind of father is this, the heart is really big, your daughter has a problem, you still eat?
The daughter is too, the tantrum does not affect the appetite, it is really worthy of a pair of biological father and daughter.Du Shaoqing came to the kitchen, the three tigers were cleaning up the pot, seeing this scene Du Shaoqing felt that he was really miserable, and he had also crossed back and mixed into the evil feudal aristocratic landlord class, how could he not be treated as the head of the family at all."
Third child, don't clean up, first make me a big bowl of mutton steamed buns to pad my stomach."
Du Shaoqing shouted."
Huh?
The shopkeeper is back, you haven't eaten?
Hey, I knew that I would leave you a delicious meal, today the little princess was in a mood, in order to coax her to make a table of good dishes, Mrs. said that your majesty is in charge of the food in the palace, so I didn't keep it for you. ”The Three Tigers explained, already searching for materials in their hands.Being reminded like this, Du Shaoqing was also stunned, patted his forehead, and complained in his heart, yes, what am I doing in a hurry?
Today, I've been working hard for my cheap father-in-law all day, and he doesn't even care about a meal, it's too unusual.When Du Shaoqing was stunned, Sanhu held up a small piece of meat and said, "Shopkeeper, there is only so much mutton left at home, it seems that it is not enough to make you a bowl of steamed buns." ”Looking at the piece of mutton that was about the size of a fist, Du Shaoqing secretly said bitterly, "Forget it, it's good to put more steamed buns, don't pay attention to the table and the standard." ”According to Du Shaoqing's requirements, he wants half of the big fast mutton and half of the big fast steamed buns to make his own mutton steamed buns, all of which are cut into finger-sized squares, which are affordable and full.At this moment, a behemoth suddenly rushed into the kitchen door, and the tiger meow heard that Du Shaoqing was back, and ran over from next door excitedly, and pounced directly at Du Shaoqing's feet, and threw his head into the other party's arms."
You stupid tiger, don't you sleep well in the nest, and you still run out so late?"
Du Shaoqing scolded with a smile.I saw Xiao Meow lying on top of the pot with two front paws, staring at the cauldron with his big head, and then saw that it was clear water inside, shook his head and turned around to coquettish Du Shaoqing."
What's going on?
Stupid tiger, are you hungry too?
Three tigers, you can add one more steamed bun and add a supper to the big cat. ”Du Shaoqing said.Sanhu held a small basin and said: "The shopkeeper, the big cat doesn't know why, he suddenly became a picky eater, he didn't eat lunch and dinner, where is the supper now, I'm afraid I'm already hungry, if this little steamed bun is given to him, I'm afraid it won't be your share." ”"What's going on?
Big cats have always been easy to take care of, never picky eaters, and Xiao Xuanxuan is a foodie, suddenly picky eaters?
”After thinking about it for a while, Du Shaoqing speculated: "Could it be that you have grown up and want to find a tigress as a companion?"
”The three tigers laughed, "Our tiger understands human nature and understands human language, where can I find the same tigress again?"
”Who knew that the big cat was in a hurry, and he didn't pay attention to the jokes of the two, and suddenly ran to the side of the board, picked up the piece of mutton that had not been processed with a big mouth, turned around and walked to the place where the pot was burning, and gestured with the mutton to the fire."
I'm a stupid tiger, that piece of meat is for the shopkeeper to make steamed buns, aren't you ruined?"
The three tigers said in pain, and said that this tiger is crazy today?
I never get contaminated with raw meat on weekdays, and I don't trouble the kitchen.Du Shaoqing suddenly realized, pointed to the big cat and exclaimed: "You stupid tiger has become a sperm, and you are still thinking about what I said about giving you barbecue?"
Are you going to eat barbecue?
”When the big cat heard the barbecue, he nodded again and again, turned around and put the piece of meat back on the board, this scene shows how spiritual this tiger is, how high the IQ is, it is simply the favorite of pet lovers.Looking at the tiger's move, Du Shaoqing slapped his forehead with one hand, "God, is today my hard day?"
You tiger has also become a debt collector, do what you say, do what you say, and roast it for you. ”Saying that, Du Shaoqing got up and went over to find a skewer to wear meat, and Sanhu said anxiously: "Shopkeeper, it's just such a piece of mutton, you roasted it for the stupid tiger, what should I do with the mutton steamed buns?"
”This sentence once again formed a critical blow, and Du Shaoqing said with a dark face: "It's good to put all the steamed buns in there and fill them."
Besides, this meat has been eaten by a stupid tiger, can I still eat it?
In the past life and this life, it was really the first time to eat mutton steamed buns without mutton, who would believe that if you become a nobleman, your standard of living can still fall off a cliff. ”"If you don't ask the brothers to go and slaughter a fat sheep now, you have to kill it tomorrow anyway."
The Three Tigers spoke."
Forget it, how can it be so delicate, think about your and my background, it's good to have a steamed bun to eat, hurry up and go back to sleep after eating, and you have to think about how to settle that little ancestor for a while, hey" Du Shaoqing waved his hand helplessly.A quarter of an hour later, a large piece of fragrant roast mutton with a standard flower knife was placed in front of the big cat, and Du Shaoqing drooled when he saw it.Seeing the other party bite off the whole piece of meat and chew it violently, Du Shaoqing wanted to give this stupid tiger a kick, is this thing deliberately showing off?
I'm not afraid to burn you gluttonous guy, just baked out and bubbling with oil.On the other side, Du Shaoqing's steamed bun dinner was about to come out of the pot, who wanted the big tiger to eat a small piece of barbecue meat by dividing it by two, and bit Du Shaoqing's trouser leg again, or that look, which made Du Shaoqing angry.