In the Du family's mansion, Xue Rengui was accompanying Cheng Yanjin to learn martial arts, the two little girls were reading comic books with relish, and Du Shaoqing was busy with the three tigers in the kitchen.At this time, another guest came to the door, but no one expected it, the old Mr.
Yan Shigu of Hongguan.Hearing that his daughter's teacher came to visit his home, Du Shaoqing was so panicked that he didn't have time to remove the apron on his body, and walked quickly to the living room, but halfway through, he remembered the scene when he was severely criticized last time, and hurriedly withdrew to the kitchen.Sanhu was puzzled: "Shopkeeper, didn't you say that Miss's teacher came?"
You are the head of the family, I am afraid it would be rude not to accompany you. ”Du Shaoqing shook his head and said: "You don't know that this old master Yan, his temper is not very good, he suddenly attacked and came to visit his home, I am afraid that it is not Xuanxuan who will cause trouble and hide it from us, so I guess I will be scolded miserably."
Forget it, Three Tigers, sell some strength, let's quickly show our hands, last time I relied on a painting to fold it, this time I can't say that I have to rely on this meal to save my life. ”Looking at the shopkeeper who was so frightened that the mouse saw the cat, the three tigers wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and they were really curious, what kind of character is this old master Yan?
Princess Changle took Xiao Xuanxuan to welcome Yan Shigu to the living room, and said respectfully: "The student has seen Yan Shi, but I don't know if he suddenly visited, but is it because the little girl is causing trouble in the school again?"
”Yan Shigu said politely: "No, no, this time I made a special trip to ask for advice, Xiao Xuanxuan and Cheng Ruyu have a little secret that can make Cheng Ruyu read quickly, the old man asked many times, but the two little guys refused."
But I'm guessing it's mostly related to the cuckoo horse, by the way, the horse can be at home?
”"Here, Lu Guogong came to the house as a guest, and my husband is cooking in the kitchen, and I have already asked someone to call it."
Hearing this, the old man Yan said with a straight face: "Cooking?
The gentleman is far away from cooking, and Du Juma is also the son of my Confucian fame, why is it so humiliating?
How unreasonable!
”Princess Changle secretly complained, after so many years, the old gentleman is still so temperamental, it seems that her husband will inevitably be taught a lesson.At this moment, a mockery came from the door: "Yo, who is this so angry?"
Running away to someone else's house to go wild?
Let me see Lao Cheng, you are the number, Lao Cheng doesn't know how many legs he broke in a year?
”"Cheng Zhijie?
General Cheng?
”Yan Shigu turned around and looked at Cheng Yanjin.Seeing that it was this old man or his daughter's teacher, Cheng Yanjin suddenly changed his expression: "Oh, it turned out to be Master Yan?"
How?
Like Lao Cheng, you came to Shaoqing's house to eat?
”This effort to change the subject is really admirable, as if the previous mockery had never been said.Yan Shigu said angrily: "Nonsense, the old man is here to ask for advice, what kind of rice?"
Princess, the old man is here waiting for the colt, and after asking for advice, he will leave, please let the pony come out to see him. ”Princess Changle said respectfully: "Master Yan is polite, the student will go and call the husband, Uncle Cheng, you can help accompany Master Yan." ”"Although the virtuous niece is busy, there is an uncle, and the old man Yan can't run" Hearing this, the princess smiled bitterly and turned around and went away, Yan Shigu couldn't face the hob meat like Cheng Biting Jin, but the two didn't have any grievances, when they weren't joking, they could still talk a few words, and the old man Yan said the most about Cheng Ruyu.Hearing the school teacher boast about his daughter, Cheng Yanjin was happier than he was to drink a good wine.In the back kitchen, Du Shaoqing was busy nervously, and the princess hurriedly came in and urged: "Husband, my daughter's teacher is here, why are you still here?"
How rude?
Just leave this place to the three tigers, go with the concubine, come to the guest and the host does not accompany you, and it is spread out to make people laugh. ”"Right away, ma'am, you can help me hand over the spices from the board."
Du Shaoqing concentrated on stir-frying, and did not forget to ask people to help deliver things.Although your princess was in a hurry, she still obediently helped hand over the things.Du Shaoqing said with a smile: "Master Yan's eloquence is afraid of her husband once she sees it, so isn't this a way to get out, just wait for me to cook and treat him well, if Madam is also afraid of him, why don't you stay here for the time being?"
”"Husband, this time Master Yan is here to ask for advice, it seems that he is here to read and write for comic books, not to ask for sin.""
Oh, that's okay, it's almost dinner anyway, let's talk while eating, three guests came at once, the three tigers couldn't be busy alone, you go and bring the guests to the table first, and we'll arrive later."
By the way, prepare a good wine for Rengui and Uncle Cheng. ”Hey, okay!
The princess turned around to greet the guests, muttering to herself in her heart, I don't know what Master Yan thinks of the Du family now, the guests who come to other homes are all accompanied by the male host, and the hostess is responsible for arranging the wine and dinner.But the Du family is just the opposite, the male owner cooks in person and spreads it, I'm afraid it will cause jokes from all Chang'an people.After a long time, Du Shaoqing came up with the three tigers with a few good dishes, Cheng Yanjin and Xuanxuan Ruyu applauded loudly, and even Xue Rengui couldn't help but snort a few times.Yan Shi said with an old-fashioned face: "Du Duma, the old man came to ask for advice with good intentions, but you avoided it, but you were busy in the kitchen and deliberately hung the old man?"
”"No, Master Yan misunderstood" Cheng Yanjin looked at it, and said in his heart, you stubborn old man, you don't know how to make things difficult if you have delicious food?
Is it really your own home?
So Lao Cheng stood up and interrupted: "Slow, virtuous nephew, you are busy, not only these dishes, but also a good banquet, Old Man Yan handed over to the old uncle to entertain me." ”Yan Shigu said dissatisfiedly: "Cheng Zhijie, don't make trouble, the old man is not here to eat, he will leave after asking for the secret of Ruyu literacy, this is a national affair, not a child's play." ”"Oh, what's the big deal?
Then you came empty-handed?
So insincere?
In this way, I don't embarrass you, as long as you stay here for a meal with peace of mind, how about Lao Cheng Zuobao tell you Ruyu's literacy secret?
It's not Lao Cheng I said that you are an old man, come to other people's homes as guests, and you are entertained with good wine and food, but you have a straight face like who owes you money, do you still think that you are polite?
If that's the case, I'm not at ease if Ruyu teaches you. ”You Yan Shigu looked at Cheng Biting Jin's banter, although he knew that the other party was deliberately making trouble, but if you think about it carefully, what he said was still polite.He apologized and said, "Okay, the old man has been taught."
I hope you do what you say, and we can talk about it after eating.Princess, it was the old man who was rude before, and he shouldn't have interfered in your private affairs with the colt. ”"Where is it, Master Yan is the enlightenment teacher of Lizhi, students are students all at all times, you finally come here, students are afraid that the hospitality will not be thoughtful and neglect the teacher."
Du Shaoqing, who happened to come up with the dishes, saw this scene and said in his heart that it was good that Uncle Cheng came here today, otherwise this old man would not be so easy to dismiss."
Come on, old man Yan, if you have a request for someone, you have to be a little sincere, don't say anything else, drink this cup first, and then say, you should punish yourself with a glass of apology at the wine table.When you're old, don't you know the rules?
”Cheng Yanjin personally poured Yan Shigu full of spirits.I don't think Yan Shigu is a person, but he is elegant but not pedantic, and the ancient people and inkmen all like to drink and write poems and other elegant tastes, so after the banquet, Yan Shigu did not shirk, and generously took the wine glass and drank it all.Unexpectedly, this time because Cheng Zhijie came, the Du family drank the banquet with strong wine, so after drinking it, Old Man Yan's face was flushed with wine, but he endured the discomfort, and finally snorted: "What a strong wine!"
”"Hahahaha, of course it's strong wine, male husband, if you want to drink the strongest wine, this is enough to taste."
Cheng Zhijie laughed.The Du family entertained guests at a round table, and there were no separate seats, but a few guys were not there this time.The two little girls sitting next to the princess looked at the always serious teacher in surprise, Xiao Xuanxuan pointed and shouted: "Look at it, the old gentleman is blushing, is he shy?"
”Cheng Ruyu corrected: "Oh, it's not shy, it's drinking, my father and three brothers are like this every time they drink, their faces are like rouge, but they look good." ”Puff Cheng Zhijie squirted out a sip of wine, looked at his daughter with strange eyes, his heart was finished, and his image was completely ruined, it turned out that in his daughter's eyes, he was so embarrassed after being drunk?"
Come on, come on, try the craftsmanship below, the younger generation never drinks alcohol in their lives, so today I will be accompanied by my family Xue Li, and I will give a glass to the two elders on my behalf."
Du Shaoqing persuaded.Xue Rengui sat under Cheng Yanjin's head and kept greeting, Yan Shigu looked at it, and said in his heart that he was a heroic Yan Zhao scholar.Between the staggered pushing of the cup and the change of the lamp, several people quickly put down the others, the wine with the food, even Yan Shigu felt that if he talked about anything else at this time, it would be a little unpleasant, and even the old man was drunk, and he took the initiative to fill the wine glass.Seeing that Du Shaoqing and Princess Changle were stunned, they didn't expect that this great Confucian would be able to fight against the generals when they drank wine?
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It's incredible.An hour later, the banquet finally ended, Cheng Zhijie and Yan Shi Gu Xue Rengui were drunk one after another, Du Shaoqing stood aside and really wanted to laugh out loud, this time he could be regarded as finding the weakness of Master Yan, and he was no longer afraid to listen to his reprimand.Called the three tigers and four tigers and other guys, and carried the three of them to the guest room to rest, it is estimated that they will not be able to sober up until night.The three tigers looked at this Yan Fuzi, who could make the shopkeeper hide, and said with some disbelief: "The shopkeeper, is this the well-known Confucian Yan Shigu?"
Da Confucian also drinks?
How do you have the same style as General Cheng?
When our brother carried him to rest, he still shouted that it was full of wine, good food, and there will be more gourd babies here in the future.The fifth child couldn't help but laugh out loud.What did this great Confucian do before?
”With a snort, Du Shaoqing couldn't help laughing, and sure enough, everyone looked the same after being drunk.When he had been drinking three rounds before, Cheng Yanjin took the initiative to talk about the secret of Cheng Ruyu's literacy, and told the story of the gourd baby with drunken eyes.I didn't expect Master Yan to shout loudly, and at this time, with the strength of wine, I forgot that the focus here is to read and write, but only knew that the story was good.What's even more interesting is that the three drunk guys were so bored that they discussed which of the seven gourd brothers was more powerful, and in the end, they shouted what kind of baby you are, what kind of baby he is, and almost quarreled because of the uneven role distribution.It is estimated that if today's story really spreads, tomorrow's headlines in Chang'an City will be this, and no one can believe that a great Confucian will shout to be the second clairvoyant in the gourd baby.It wasn't until the morning of the next day that Yan Shigu woke up drunk, after all, he was the oldest of the three, and he was not as good as Cheng Yanjin and Xue Rengui.Slowly sat up and patted his slightly stuffy head, Yan Shigu sighed: "Hey, when I'm old, I can't concentrate on it, and I almost made a mistake when I was greedy for a cup" "Old man, guess who I am?"
Can you find me?
”Suddenly, a child's voice came out of the room.Yan Shigu was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "You girl, are you still hiding with the old man?"
You're Xiao Xuanxuan. ”"No, no, I'm the sixth baby of the seven brothers of the gourd, I'm invisible, you can't find me, and you can't see me" "Hahahaha, interesting, but why did I see you at the door?
Did you not learn the stealth technique?
”Xiao Xuanxuan covered her face and thought about it embarrassedly, and then said in surprise: "I thought about it, because you are the second baby of the seven brothers of the gourd, you have clairvoyance to see me, but except for you, no one else can see it, hehe, isn't that so?"
”My Yan Shigu couldn't help but be stunned, this kid, this explanation is also that he may have forgotten, Xiao Xuanxuan didn't say nonsense, everyone at the wine table saw that the old man rolled up his sleeves with Cheng Biting Jin in order to earn the quota of the second baby."
Okay, okay, cute six baby, take me to your father, I was delayed for a day yesterday, and school will start tomorrow, and I really asked to teach him today.""
Okay old man, my father is waiting for you in the study, and he asked me to wake you up.But you are the second baby, you should call me the sixth brother, and I should call you the second brother. ”What???
Yan Shigu's feet slipped and he almost fell, how can this kid be serious?
I didn't promise to play games with you.In the study, Du Shaoqing had already prepared a complete set of comic books waiting for Yan Shigu, who was temporarily asked for by Cheng Ruyu, and he painted them all by himself, he was very tired, but he didn't think about drawing another set.Listening to the other party's detailed explanation of picture literacy and comic books, Yan Shigu exclaimed wonderful, this thing is very interesting, easy to understand, I don't know how strong it is than a thousand words, and even the three-character scripture that Du Shaoqing took out is not good.Because whether it is a thousand words or a three-character scripture, it is necessary for a gentleman to explain, but comic books and picture literacy are not used, everyone knows what it is called when they see the picture, the two are contrasted, and even simple things literacy do not need to be taught by Mr., parents at home are OK.As for the effect of the comic strip, it can be clearly seen from Cheng Ruyu, the language in it is easy to understand, and it is all commonly used words and sentences, Xiao Xuanxuan, a child who is a beginner in reading, can teach Cheng Ruyu, which is enough to prove the universality of this thing.Yan Shigu laughed and praised: "Kong Yingda's seat of the national prince should be given to you, just this means of pondering basic education, the old man dares to say that there is no one in the Tang Dynasty." ”"How so?
I will only do so much, and the matter of coordinating the education of the world is not just as simple as literacy, but must be done by your predecessors. ”"Don't be modest, the old man knows that you are a busy man, and it is Qu Cai to specialize in one item.I'm going to take this thing away, and I'll discuss it with Your Majesty and Old Man Kong, if it can be promoted in Datang, it can greatly speed up the progress of people's literacy, you have no opinion. ”Yan Shi Ancient Road."
Well, this is a good thing, of course the juniors have no opinion.But this set of books is what I painted for Ruyu, and after Master Yan found someone to copy it, he also asked the thing to return to its original owner, you must know that I want this from the hand of Ruyu girl, and I have pressed my character. ”Du Shaoqing smiled bitterly."
Hahaha, okay, the old man will personally return Ruyu when the time comes."
Just when Yan Shigu was about to step into the carriage, a fast horse galloped over, and Cheng Lao Mo's laughter had already spread from afar."
Old man Yan, don't be in a hurry to go, come on, let's divide the winners and losers, Lao Cheng will definitely not give you the position of the second baby today" Yan Shigu's face darkened, and he scolded with a smile: "Let you be an old horseman, don't talk about the second baby, the seven babies are all yours, and the old man won't rob you."
Let's go, let's go!
Go straight to the Royal Palace. ”After speaking, he hurriedly urged the coachman to drive the horse away, and Cheng Biting Jin, who came with wine on the fast horse, stood on the spot, and Du Shaoqing and his wife were already laughing at the door of the house.After a long time, I only heard Cheng bite Jin and snort: "This old man Yan, why don't you have any wine at all?"
Yesterday he threatened to fight again, how can he say that he will turn his face today?
”"Uncle Cheng, how many dishes are you drinking like this?
Haven't sobered yet?
Master Yan: That's yesterday's drunken nonsense, how can drunk talk be taken seriously?
”Princess Changle asked with a smile."
Ahem, it's boring to drink alone at home, how can you get drunk?
Virtuous niece, don't laugh at your uncle. ”Cheng Yanjin turned over and dismounted, and followed Du Shaoqing and his wife in.Yan Shigu went directly into the palace with a thick stack of picture books, and when Emperor Li Er and Kong Yingda heard the old man's relay, they all felt that this matter was promising.After thinking about it for a while, Li Er decided to leave this matter to his son Li Tai to do, because Li Tai has recently started to compile the Kuodi Chronicles, and he has a special painter under him, and he is also very skilled in printing books.So the little fat man King Wei was summoned into the council hall."
Qingque, why haven't you seen you for a few days, I feel like you've gained weight again?
Is it because you are pampered and fat, or is it because you are fat?
How do I feel that your body is worried if you get fat again, find a chance for your fifth brother-in-law to take a look. ”Li Er frowned and said, looking at the figure of this smart fourth son, even His Majesty the Emperor felt that Li Tai had changed the style of the old Li family, and the Li family had never produced such a fat character.Li Tai was moved: "Thank you for your concern, the son is fine, this is born fat, isn't he sick, I don't know what the father called the son?"
”"Oh, there is a matter of printing books for you to do" After talking about state affairs, he came out of the council hall, and the doubts in the heart of Emperor Li Er were puzzled, and with worry, he came to the palace to find the queen and talked about his son's body.Not to mention, the queen is Li Tai's mother, and it can be said that her son is too fat has always been a problem for her."
Hey, Tai'er was okay when she was a child, she had a lot of playmates, and the children played around every day, although she was a little fatter, she was also very strong.Now it's not done, being a prince, pampered all day long, I heard that he has to sit in a soft sedan chair to be carried by people from the bedroom to the door of the mansion in his palace, it can be seen that he is getting more and more lazy, so it's strange that he is not fat. ”The queen was equally worried.This Li Er was surprised: "This is too unusual, he is your own son, he should inherit my heroic spirit, now you look at the fact that he is about to develop a big meat ball, how can he still have any handsome temperament" Hearing her husband boasting, the queen couldn't help but cover her mouth and smiled: "Tai'er is not handsome if she is fatter?"
When he was a child, you were looking forward to your son being fat for nothing.Hey, the concubine doesn't care what he looks like, after all, as the king of Wei, he has what he wants.But what worries people is that his body, I'm afraid he can't bear such endless obesity, and when he came to ask for peace for his concubine, he began to wheezing after walking a few steps, which made people feel distressed." ”There are no parents who don't care for their children, although Li Er, a father, is a little eager to achieve quick success in educating his children, but he still looks like a good father when he is in a good mood.Du Shaoqing listened to the description of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and couldn't help laughing, Li Tai knew that the fat one was not sick, it was purely lazy!"
I have a good prescription for taking medicine without needles in this matter, that is, let Xiao Xuanxuan take action, and ensure that it will work wonders in a month."
As a result, the dark moment of Li Tai's life began at this moment.Early the next morning, when the sky was bright, the gate of Chang'an City had just opened, and it was estimated that it was about six o'clock in the morning, and the gate of King Wei's mansion was shouted to open the door.The housekeeper took a look, oh, Princess Xuanyang came to visit on a tiger in the morning, could it be something important?
So he hurriedly opened the door to welcome him in, and at the same time asked someone to inform His Royal Highness King Wei, who had not gotten up."
No need, I'll go find the fourth uncle myself."
After Xiao Xuanxuan finished speaking, she slapped the big cat directly and went straight to Li Tai's bedroom in the back house.A low tiger roar at the door of the bedroom made Li Tai and his wife, who were sleeping on the bed, sit up at the same time."
Fourth uncle, fourth uncle of the big lazy worm, get up quickly, Xuanxuan is coming to you."
Well???
Xuanxuan??
God, why is she here?
What time is it?
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Could it be that something is wrong?
Li Tai was suspicious in his heart, he lost his sleepiness in an instant, and he didn't care about the maid serving him to change clothes, so he opened the door and came out directly in his pajamas."
It's Xuanxuan?
I came to find my fourth uncle early in the morning, but did something happen?
”Li Tai said with concern.Xuanxuan sat on the back of the tiger and smiled, in that smile, how did Li Tai feel a little sinister and black?"
Yes, fourth uncle, Xuanxuan misses you, you hurry up and get dressed, let's go shopping."
Shopping???
What street to visit?
Is it good morning?
This kid too, remembering a play is a play, it turns out to be this?
Li Tai couldn't cry or laugh, and said that his sister didn't ask the child what was wrong, so she let her out early in the morning?"
Ahem, it's morning, I don't know if the city gate is open or not, the west market and the east market are also closed, where is there a street to visit?
In this way, you wait a minute, I'll go get dressed and let the kitchen cook a delicious meal, you haven't come to see the fourth uncle for a long time, and the fourth uncle really misses you. ”Xiao Xuanxuan smiled slyly, but she didn't explain, and when Li Tai and his wife got dressed and came out, she turned over and saluted Princess Wei affectionately.At the same time, he also pointed to the big cat and asked Li Tai: "Fourth uncle, do you think my little meow is cute?"
”"Hahahaha, of course cute, I'm afraid that only you, the kid, will describe this tiger as cute."
Li Tai praised."
Do you like that?
I mean, if you let Little Meow play with you, do you like it, Fourth Uncle?
”Xiao Xuanxuan asked."
Huh?
Okay, to be honest, I'm also very curious about this big cat. ”Unconsciously, Li Tai entered the pit and took the initiative to walk over, looking like he wanted to touch the big cat.Xiao Xuanxuan jumped up and applauded: "Great, little meow, did you hear me?"
The fourth uncle agreed to play with you, quick, compare his foot strength with him. ”As soon as the words fell, I saw Xiao Meow open her mouth and roar at Li Tai, and then pounced directly at him, and suddenly, Li Tai was so frightened that Li Tai flashed in a hurry and almost fell to the side."
Xuanxuan, what are you doing?
Is this tiger crazy?
”Sensing that the big cat was extremely unkind to him, Li Tai exclaimed as he took a step to dodge.