In the room of Xiaoxuanxuan, the back house of the Du family, the little girl who had slept for a day finally woke up leisurely, and sitting next to the bed was Du Shaoqing's mother Qi, and Princess Changle holding her son.Qi Shi looked at his granddaughter worriedly, and said with an unswerving face: "Da Lang is too negligent, how can he let Xuanxuan drink?"
What should I do if such a young child drinks my body?
”Princess Changle was accompanied by a smiling face, only saying that it was a misunderstanding."
It's the daughter-in-law who is not good, she has been busy taking care of the little guy in her arms recently, and the husband is busy treating those lepers outside the city, so he neglected his daughter, mother, don't be angry.The husband said that the child did not drink much, and it would not affect the body. ”At this time, there was a bang on the bed, Xiao Xuanxuan opened her eyes dimly, stretched her waist for a long time, and shouted comfortably: Good wine!
Well??
Qi was stunned.Princess Changle almost tripped and was instantly made to cry and laugh by her daughter's good wine, if it was placed in the usual time when her mother-in-law was not there, she would definitely put down her son immediately, pick up her daughter and beat her up, but now the child's grandmother is a talisman, and she must not be beaten."
Huh?
Grandma, have you come to see Xuanxuan?
”The little girl on the bed asked in surprise when she saw the person next to the bed.Immediately saw her mother, Princess Changle's face was not good, and the little girl's heart suddenly changed, it was over, as if she had been caught by her mother for drinking."
My good grandson, you scared grandma to death, do you know, you've slept all day."
Qi Shi hugged his granddaughter and said lovingly.Princess Changle asked meaningfully, "Xuanxuan, what did you say just now?"
My mother didn't hear me clearly, can you say it again?
”"Huh?
I, I'm talking about, grandma come and see" "It's not this sentence, it's the one you just woke up and said!"
”"No, mother, you heard me wrong."
The princess's eyes narrowed, and she said in an accentuated tone, "Don't interfere with me!"
”Xiao Xuanxuan had an idea, as if she had just remembered, pulled a long voice, and said to the princess like a coquette: "Oh, I remembered, I just said it for a long time!"
I've slept for a long time, haven't you, mother?
This time people really don't want to sleep anymore. ”Princess Poof, she almost couldn't help but laugh.Qi Shi said: "Okay, okay, the child has just woken up, he must be hungry, so don't chat."
Good grandson, you remember, you can't drink in the future, and you are not allowed to make your mother angry, do you hear?
”Xiao Xuanxuan said weakly: "Huh?
Grandma, do you know everything to your mother?
”Qi Shi nodded Xuanxuan's little nose and said: "You stupid girl, you are drunk all over, how can we not know, next time we find you drinking, don't say that grandma doesn't protect you, I'm afraid grandma will beat you like your mother." ”Oh, people don't dare anymore, Xiao Xuanxuan lowered her eyebrows and said in her ear.Qi picked up his granddaughter, turned to his daughter-in-law and said, "Changle, you and Shaoqing are so busy, and you don't have time to take care of the children recently, so it's better to let Xuanxuan and me go to the Guogong Mansion to live for a few days, just to be a companion with her cousin, and your second brother and sister also say that they miss Xiaoxuanxuan." ”The princess thought about it, Xuanxuan was indeed negligent in discipline, so she agreed, after all, someone can look better.Out of her own marquis's mansion, Xiao Xuanxuan was a caged bird who got out of trouble, completely let herself go, and her courage instantly increased.All the way, they were muttering, saying that goat's milk with spirits was so delicious."
Good grandson, what are you muttering?"
Qi asked in the carriage."
Huh?
It's nothing, I mean goat milk is delicious, does the second uncle's family have goat milk?
Xuanxuan has a special dairy sheep at home, and she drinks it every day. ”Qi laughed, "Of course there is, don't talk about one dairy goat, grandma asked your second aunt to get you five dairy goats, and the goat milk tube is enough."
It just so happens that your little cousin Du Ping is always a picky eater, and you, the elder sister, went to change his bad problem. ”"Well, good grandma, wrap it up on me, I'm the best at educating children."
Xiao Xuanxuan agreed, and began to recall her achievements in her mind, children, scared?
Violent beating?
Bully?
Or a delicious and fun coaxing?
Oops, it's so tangled, which of these methods is better?
Forget it, it's better to hit until it's served.Facts have proved that the law of two little pigs eating well is not wrong at all, after Xiao Xuanxuan arrived at the Laiguo Mansion, Du Wei's son Du Ping immediately became no picky eater, just like a little tail, he followed his sister everywhere.Without her father and mother in charge, Xiao Xuanxuan is much freer, on this day she made an appointment with a few friends, and they all went to the East Palace to play with Li Xiang, that is, Li Chengqian's son, who is now four or five years old, and has become one of everyone's little tails.Li Chengqian was not at home, and the East Palace was relatively deserted, so the Crown Princess Hou was happy to have a group of children to play with her son, and for this reason, she also specially opened a large dollhouse in the East Palace for the children."
Sister Xuanxuan, you asked everyone to come, it won't be for us to get together here to drink goat's milk, right?
I'm tired of drinking this stuff every day, can I change it to another one?
”The little son said with a bitter face.Xiao Xuanxuan comforted: "Don't worry, the goat milk we are going to drink today is not ordinary goat milk, I promise everyone will like it." ”"Yes, yes, today's goat's milk was brought by Xiang'er himself, it must be delicious."
The youngest Li Xiang patted his chest and said.The little boy pursed his lips, his expression full of doubt.I believe you're a ghost, goat's milk is not goat's milk if you hug it?
Besides, we live in a palace, and we drink goat milk from one place every day, "Sister Xuanxuan, I tasted it, it is indeed better than ours, why don't we ask if we can take their goats home?"
”Xiao Du Ping, who came with Xuanxuan, squinted his eyes and said.My Xiao Xuanxuan really wants to cover her face and pretend that she doesn't know this little cousin, it's too embarrassing, please come to the palace to drink goat's milk, you're good, and you want to take away other people's goats?
Xiao Xuanxuan glared at Du Ping and reprimanded: "People haven't arrived yet, so you are not allowed to drink it first, so you don't know if you have no righteousness?"
”Oh, remember Sister Xuanxuan, I just tasted it."
Who else are we waiting for?"
The son was puzzled.The corners of Xuanxuan's mouth curved, and she said bewildermently: "Of course, doesn't my sister-in-law think goat's milk is not delicious?"
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I have an idea, if you add something to it, it must be very delicious, and now I have to wait for Sister Ruyu to come, and I will tell her to bring something good. ”It didn't take long for Cheng Ruyu to ride a small meow and quickly rushed in, and everyone looked at Cheng Ruyu holding a small wooden box like a baby, and they were all curious.The thing that can make her so precious must be a good thing, and if you say that, maybe drinking goat's milk is also fun."
What's going on?
Didn't you go and get something good?
Why is such a small box not enough for a few of us?
”Xuanxuan said dissatisfied.Cheng Ruyu stretched out his finger and whispered to his mouth: "Shhh, don't make a noise, Sister Xuanxuan, don't underestimate this box, I know that this is the best pot that my father treasures, every time I open it to take a look, I am reluctant to drink it, and I say it is Chen Chen."
Let's drink it, and then pour some water into it, and I'll send it back to where I was, so Daddy won't find out. ”Good guy, what a strength pit father, if Cheng Yanjin knew that the wine he was reluctant to drink was unknowingly stolen and replaced with water, then the picture was tsk, I dare not think about it!
Soon several children opened the box brought by Cheng Ruyu, inside was a very exquisite silver wine jug, Cheng Ruyu had the greatest strength, and lifted the lid of the pot, and in an instant a strange fragrance spread throughout the room.However, some of them are not unfamiliar with this fragrance, such as Cheng Ruyu and Xiao Xuanxuan, Cheng Lao Devil likes to tease his favorite daughter every time he gets drunk, and Xiao Xuanxuan is not to mention, she still drinks it in two days.Even the big cat next to him smacked his big mouth, looked at the wine jug with his eyes, and his saliva fell without anger."
Is this thing—is it a bar?"
The little son asked with some uncertainty.Cheng Ruyu clapped her hands and said: "Haha, that's right, my sister-in-law has good eyesight, this is the best wine my father treasured!"
”Puff Cheng Ruyu's character is also the same, who did he learn from?"
Huh?
Is it really wine?
”The little son sat on the ground at once, and said with some fear: "This is not good, the queen mother has taught that girls are not allowed to drink, if" "Wait a minute, sister son, Ping'er is a boy." ”"And Xiang'er, little aunt, Xiang'er is also a boy, a man!"
Li Xiang and Du Ping both raised their hands to prove themselves.The little son's face darkened, and he glared at the two of them and reprimanded: "Put your hands down!"
Nobody says you're girls.But the queen mother also said that children are not allowed to drink unless they are sixteen years old. ”Oh, the two little guys immediately lowered their heads like frosted eggplants, and it seemed that they were going to be bullied at a young age."
Sister Xuanxuan, the queen mother said that drinking will be punished heavily, we are children and girls, if this is discovered, I am afraid we will be beaten to the bottom, right?"
The son lowered his voice.Plop and plop twice, Xiao Li Xiang and Du Ping squatted directly on the ground, the two little guys glanced at each other, waved their hands in unison and said: "No need, we don't drink, we don't want our butts to bloom" Yes, it seems that these two little guys have been beaten up a lot, otherwise they wouldn't have such a long memory.Xiao Xuanxuan kicked and reprimanded the person in front of her with a dark face: "Look at you two cowardly fools, you are scared like this before you are beaten, it is really unrighteous, I knew that I would not take you out to play, what kind of man?"
Shame on the dead, you can't even rank women. ”The two of them were scolded and their faces were flushed, and after thinking about it for a while, they might feel that they couldn't be too embarrassed, so Li Xiang sat up with tears in his eyes and said: "My mother taught me to be a man, even if it is a little man, bring the wine, I will drink it first!"
”Not to be outdone, Du Ping said: "I'll be behind you." ”Who would have thought that Cheng Ruyu would be replaced this time, and slapped Li Xiang on the head and scolded: "The kid has a lot of ability, who is in command?"
Ask your sisters to bring you wine?
”Hiss, Li Xiang was beaten and his neck shrunk, and he said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry Sister Ruyu, I'll take it myself, take it myself." ”"Take what?
Just this little bit of good stuff, everyone drinks it separately, and you want to eat it alone?
”Cheng Ruyu glanced at the other party."
Sister Xuanxuan, everything is ready, how do you say to drink?
Sister son, if you are timid and don't want to drink, forget it, you stand back, and if you can't go out, give us the wind. ”The son's face was full of entanglement, and he wanted to choose to go out to control the wind, but he didn't want to be angry, and his little face was wonderful.Xiao Xuanxuan spoke, "Don't guess, don't I know that children can't drink?"
I was also afraid of being spanked, so this time I came up with a great idea, which was to pour wine into goat's milk.Haha, in this case, not only does it taste great, but when adults ask us, we are drinking milk, how can we drink?
You don't have to be penalized, it's the best of both worlds. ”Wow Sister Xuanxuan is so good, I have long wanted to try drinking, but my father and mother won't let me, this method is really good!
Cheng Ruyu waved her hand like a little fan girl and praised it.The little son said weakly: "Really?
If, if I won't be punished, I want to try it too" The next thing will be easy to do, let Li Xiang find a jar of water, Xiao Xuanxuan poured several large bottles of goat's milk and a pot of wine into it, and shook it for a while.At the same time, he did not forget to ask Cheng Ruyu to fill the wine pot with water and hide it.A few children just looked at Xiao Xuanxuan with such eyes, and gave a few people equal distribution of goat milk wine.Cheng Ruyu learned from her father, and boldly held the bottle and poured a few sips, and smacked her mouth.The child next to her looked at her curiously, "How is it?"
Is it delicious?
”Eh, I seem to have forgotten to taste it.The crowd fell.You haven't gotten the true biography of your father, but Cheng Motou can even taste the wine.The little son took a sip and tasted it carefully under Xuanxuan's encouragement, frowned and said: "It tastes weird, it doesn't seem to be too delicious" Xuanxuan said: "That's because you drank too little, this thing, just mixed it, you have to drink a few more sips slowly, the more you drink, the better it is, come and come, don't be stunned, no more, no less, one bottle, let's drink it together." ”So, there is no doubt about it, it's not that the more you drink, the better it tastes, this thing is the highest degree of liquor treasured by the old devil, even if it is blended with goat's milk, the strength of the wine is not something that a few children can withstand.After a while, the little faces of a few little guys were flushed, like little apples, and they also learned to be like adults, pushing cups and changing lamps, becoming more and more lively.When the crown princess Hou came back and found out, except for Cheng Ruyu, who was there to box, the other children were drunk.Hou was dumbfounded, "Ruyu, what's going on?"
What did you do?
”"Daddy?
Let's see if my daughter's punch is good?
”It's over, this girl is drunk like this, she only knows that she is drunk, not to mention that she doesn't recognize people, and she can't even tell the difference between men and women."
These, you guys, you can't be drinking, are you?"
Hou stepped forward to pick up his son and checked."
Nonsense, we definitely didn't drink alcohol, let's drink milk together, the goat's milk in the palace is delicious, uh, good, good milk" Cheng Ruyu said, and drank a lot, and then fell directly to the ground and got drunk.Hou can't cry or laugh, the ghost believes you, is it possible that you are playing drunk milk boxing?
Can you still get drunk by drinking milk?
This group of children is really bold.Soon this incident alarmed the queen, the queen heard that a group of children dared to get together to steal wine, with a black face ready to come over to practice the family method, but after searching the toy room of the East Palace, she couldn't find where the wine came from, only found a few large milk bottles, and they were all standard bottles in the palace."
Could it be that you can really get drunk after drinking too much goat milk?"
The queen muttered.