In the evening of the same day, the palace held a night banquet, all the officials came together, specializing in fish cooking, because of the use of more than 1,000 fresh river fish, so it was called the Thousand Fish Banquet, basically everyone returned drunk.No one deliberately proclaims that it is auspicious, everyone thinks that there is a greater auspiciousness than this when fishing 100,000 catties at a time?
Therefore, the historian made a ruthless record of this incident, and everyone who ended up with the military generals left their names, and even the officials on the shore were mentioned a little, who is not happy about such a good thing?
That is, on this night, there was an accident in the family of many officials and nobles.Although it is not a big deal, it is ironic, that is, the children of the family come home to steal wine, and many good wines treasured by wine lovers are stolen.The reason was a bet made by Xiao Xuanxuan and them, except for Xiao Xuanxuan, Du Ping, and Li Xiang, all of whom lost.So Xiao Xuanxuan came up with an idea, didn't she say stealing wine?
I'm afraid it's not easy to start when the adults are at home, and they can't steal it, so tonight is just right, strike while the iron is hot, and the adults are going to the night banquet, just do it.Of course, this girl is also a goblin, since these friends will never dare to gamble with themselves in the future, then use this gambling game to squeeze it, and at the same time prevent someone from stealing and playing tricks, and dragging the matter of stealing wine to the year of the monkey.The next day, Cheng Yanjin woke up with a hangover, and when he was having lunch with his wife and sons, he was the only one who missed his favorite little daughter."
Madam, what about Ruyu?
Why don't you come to eat?
”Cheng Yanjin asked."
This girl knows that she is running crazy, and she has already asked her subordinates to find it, let's eat first, my husband hasn't eaten for two meals."
Mrs.
Cheng said.Then he kindly persuaded: "Husband, don't drink less wine in the future, thank the doctor for saying that drinking hurts your body, but you drink in the sea every day, and the concubine is scared." ”The eldest son, Cheng Chumo, also persuaded: "Yes, father, Shaoqing also said that fine wine should not be used too much, every time you wake up with a hangover, do you have a headache?"
”Lao Cheng sat at the dining table with a golden knife, and snorted, Xu was a little unwell after drinking, and then as if he was reminded by his son, he slapped his thigh: "Yes, it's not, I have a migraine every time." ”"That's it, Shaoqing said" Without waiting for Cheng Chumo to finish speaking, Lao Cheng laughed and said: "A few days ago, Lao Niu taught me a good idea, saying that it is a good way to cure a hangover and headache, just right, try it today." ”Mrs.
Cheng said with a smile: "General Niu is really a good person, husband, you sit in peace, what utensils and medicinal materials do you need to prepare." ”Lao Cheng stood up and waved his hand and said: "No, no, Lao Niu's method is simple, saying that on the second day of the hangover, drink a few more glasses of good wine, and you will see it immediately." ”With a plop, the three brothers of Cheng Chumo all fell under the dining table, and Lao Cheng had already turned around and walked towards his study.Mrs.
Cheng stood on the spot and muttered, "Da Lang, what did your father just say?"
”"Daddy seems to be saying that he will cure his headache after a few more drinks."
Cheng Chu said silently.Drink a few more glasses???
It's over, Mrs.
Cheng sat down weakly, and said in her heart that this husband is hopeless, and he is estimated to have fallen into the wine vat in this life."
Forget it, let's leave him alone, let's eat first, I don't know how many days your father will be drunk this time."
After a short time, a strong shout came from the Cheng family's study: ", which one moved Lao Tzu's wine?"
What about wine?
Where did the wine go?
”The three brothers of the Cheng family tightened their bodies for no reason, and the chopsticks in the hands of the three fell on the table at the same time.Mrs.
Cheng glared at the three of them and said, "Is it the three of you who are naughty?"
Touched your daddy's wine?
”The three of them shook their heads again and again, and the third elder of the Cheng family said aggrievedly: "Mother, don't dare to borrow ten of our guts, last time my little sister stole wine, we were beaten by our father, who wouldn't do it, isn't it a little sister again?"
”As soon as the third child reminded him, the other two glanced at each other, and Cheng Chu said silently: "I'm afraid, it's only eight or nine, except for the little sister, no one in the family is so bold, and the little sister is not here at dinner today, so it's not good to sneak out to drink again." ”Mrs.
Cheng slapped the table and stood up and said angrily: "This girl, what nonsense, the girl's family dares to learn to drink?"
You three, hurry up and get her back for me, and see what I don't look like if I clean her up. ”The three brothers hurriedly ran out, but as soon as they reached the door, they collided with Lao Cheng, who came angrily.Lao Cheng threw the two younger sons back into the room like a chicken in one hand, and then kicked the eldest son in."
Say, which of the three of you did it?"
The third child of the Cheng family sat directly on the ground and said aggrievedly: "Dad, it really wasn't us who did it, we speculate that it is still the little sister, she" Without waiting for the third child to finish speaking, Lao Cheng slapped the third child on the top of the melon skin, and scolded angrily: "Nonsense, Ruyu doesn't drink again, she has been disciplined well last time, she is more obedient than the three of you, it can't be her." ”The third child wanted to cry without tears, and his heart said that this slap was in vain, and he died unjustly, were you a disciplining sister last time?
Last time, you obviously beat us up, okay?
At this moment, Cheng Ruyu appeared at the door of the restaurant, the little girl was holding a small wine jar in her arms, her little face was flushed, her face was excited, and she shouted to Lao Cheng: "Daddy, look, are you looking for this?"
”As soon as Lao Cheng turned around, he happily took three steps and two steps, and picked up the small wine jar: "Haha, it's still used by my baby daughter, and I know how to bring wine to my father, that's right, that's right, I'm looking for this."
Your three brothers are too bastards, dare to steal wine and hide it, it's really bear-hearted leopard guts, Lao Tzu worked hard to get this little altar, huh?
No, why is it so light?
Wow, it's still open, you three have a faint soul, and say, who did it?
Who stole Lao Tzu's wine and drank it?
”The three people on the ground were so frightened that they couldn't say anything.Mrs.
Cheng couldn't even interject on the side, so she hurriedly ran over and grabbed her daughter and asked, "Ruyu, what did you do?"
Why is your face so red?
”Good guy, Xiao Ruyu directly opened her mouth, and a drink, so that Mrs.
Cheng took a few steps back, "This, you have drunk?"
”Xiao Ruyu smiled and nodded in a daze, "Yes, Daddy, drink it well, what Daddy is hiding is really good wine!"
Daddy, look, I, I'll give you a set of punches, do you see if I fight well?
”After saying that, they staggered in place and started boxing, the three brothers of the Cheng family saw that the little sister was drunk like this, and the father and mother couldn't tell the difference, and said that they finally got the snow in their hearts, but the little sister seemed to be cold, and she couldn't run and beat her.Lao Cheng was dumbfounded, watching his daughter get drunk like this, the feeling in his heart was not enough to describe.People say that if you want to quit drinking, wake up and see intoxicating!
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In normal times, his family repeatedly discouraged Lao Cheng from drinking, and he didn't care much, but at this moment, seeing his daughter like himself, drunken boxing here, which father was not full of worry?
At this time, you can still clap your hands, it must not be your own, Lao Cheng's confused brain woke up after a hangover, and the anger in his chest turned into bitterness, could it be that he loves to drink and let his daughter learn?
Today's out, or in front of his family, there is nothing to be ashamed of, what if his daughter is outside the same day?
A daughter's family, do you want to live?
This scene, like a morning bell and a dusk drum, woke Lao Cheng up."
Madam, you take Ruyu back to the house, take care of it, let someone get some sobering soup, and I'll go to see her later."
Lao Cheng said gently.Mrs.
Cheng nodded, her face full of anger and worry, "This girl, how dare you drink secretly?"
When I woke up, I didn't discipline her properly.Husband, don't be angry, take the children to dinner. ”"It's okay, you go and get busy, I have something to deal with with the three boys."
Mrs.
Cheng went back to the house with her daughter in her arms, and she didn't care what happened to her husband and son.However, Cheng Chumo and the three of them saw that the crisis was resolved, and their sister was not beaten, and the misunderstanding was resolved, and they sighed one by one, patted the dust on their buttocks and stood up."
Get on your knees!
Who got you up?
”Lao Cheng shouted loudly, and the three of them fell to their knees with a plop.Cheng Chu said silently: "Dad, don't be angry, my little sister is young and ignorant, I'll go to the winery and stare at making another batch of wine that can be treasured for you." ”Cheng Yanjin's face was pale, and he directly untied his belt and pulled it over."
Soul light!
How do you three become brothers?
It doesn't matter if you watch your sister drink?
What do you want you to do?
Who instigated it?
”My three brothers almost vomited blood, why are they still beaten?
We really don't know.slapped his three sons hard, and Lao Cheng gave a death order, "Listen to the three of you, Ruyu will be handed over to you to watch, but if Lao Tzu lets Lao Tzu touch the wine again, I will break a leg for each of them!"
A bunch of rebels!
”After scolding Lao Cheng, he threw down his belt, and walked towards the study with such a big horn, leaving the three sons with blue noses and swollen faces with loveless faces."
Big brother, who is biological between us and my little sister?"
The second said bitterly.Cheng Chumo slapped him, "What nonsense?"
Want to die?
Let my mother hear this, don't you pick your skin?
”The second child's neck shrunk and stopped making a sound, compared to the father's storm, the old lady's means were no worse than beating up, and no one dared to provoke him."
In the future, I will be optimistic about Ruyu, don't let her drink anymore, I'll talk to the children who want to be good with her another day, who dares to bewitch Ruyu to drink, and beat me to death one by one!"
Cheng Chu commanded silently.also said that the child who is good with Cheng Ruyu is the best, it is Xiao Xuanxuan, Cheng Chumo dares to beat him?
As soon as the big tiger came out, I don't know who beat whom?
As for the other children, hehe, I guess I don't need Cheng Chu's silent advice, it's not much different from Cheng Ruyu, they are all good, they are willing to gamble and lose, and they all go back to steal wine honestly, and then be beaten honestly.The most interesting thing is Hou Junji's youngest son, this child is sincere, when he made a bet, he said that he would not only steal wine, but also drink it in front of adults.Hey, this kid really did that.Holding a big wine jar and running in front of my father, I only said: "Daddy, look!
”Then tons and tons of wine jars were drunk and sprinkled by him in one go, and they were directly raised to the end, Hou Junji was stunned, what happened to this son today?
Do you play tricks with my daddy?
Unexpectedly, after Xiao Hou finished drinking, the wine surged up, imitating the boldness of others drinking, lifting the empty wine jar to the top of his head, and then slammed his body in front of his father, and smashed to pieces.The old marquis is stupid, his son is crazy today.Immediately after that, Xiao Hou is worthy of being a general, he is a character, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, patted his chest and said: "Daddy, I stole your wine and drank, what's the matter?"
Beat me up!
”Poofhou Junji stumbled at his feet, it has been determined, his son is crazy, isn't it crazy to take the initiative to find a beating?
stepped forward and hugged his son and asked with concern, "What's wrong?"
Did someone bully you?
Tell your father, is it your eldest brother?
”It seems that Cheng Ruyu's drinking and beating of his brother is not an exception, and adults will indeed associate it.Seeing that his father didn't do anything, Xiao Hou, who was already a little drunk, slurred his words and said: "Beat me, we made an appointment, whoever repents and whose grandson will beat me!"
Beat me" There was nothing wrong with this, if Hou Junji could understand it, he would be able to guess some things, but Xiao Hou was drunk and didn't say it clearly, he only knew how to find a beating.Listening to Lao Hou's ears became: "Beat me, who doesn't dare to be a grandson!"
”Is this still worth it?
At that time, Lao Hou was red-eyed, this bastard boy, drinking some horse urine will make a mess with Lao Tzu here?
If I don't teach you a lesson, you won't know who is our father?
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The final result doesn't need to be thought of, Xiao Hou should be the most ruthless of all the boys who bet, because other families went to Du Shaoqing's hospital to ask for a pair of bruises, but Hou Junji was holding his son for medical treatment.Du Shaoqing, who treated the child, was surprised: "What's going on?"
Who beat Xiaohou like this?
This is too cruel, Uncle Hou, tell me, when did such a murderer appear in this Chang'an City?
Don't even let the children go?
The little nephew went to meet him for a while. ”Hou Junji's old face flushed, "Ahem, don't ask, don't ask, I feel ashamed to say it, this kid is drinking, forget it, it's for my uncle to miss it for a while." ”"Huh?
How can this be?
You" Du Shaoqing was speechless, I heard that Hou Junji loves this little son the most on weekdays, how could he be so heavy?"
Anyway, it's still a child, you can't beat it like this?
Forget it, I can't say anything when I was a junior, but don't do this in the future, children just drink, our girl has also done it, it's not a big deal, children have to be educated slowly.You guys, you haven't seen anything today, if it spreads, see if I don't beat you. ”Du Shaoqing said to the guy again.The man Sihu muttered: "It's weird, shopkeeper, have you noticed it, many people came to us today to ask for bruise medicine, and we are all familiar with each other." ”Hou Junji frowned, his face puzzled.Du Shaoqing waved his hand and said: "Okay, hurry up and prepare, this kid has to be bandaged well, he is covered with injuries, hey, what a lot of anger this is." ”There is no impermeable wall in the world, and soon this matter was poked out, and all the spearheads were pointed at the little princess of Du Juma's family, but Princess Changle was so angry that she said that this daughter can't be wanted, and she causes trouble every day, how many good children have been pitted this time?
How do we explain to other parents?