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Chapter 498: Isn't This a Jelly Bean? (2-in-1)


Xiao Xuanxuan saw that neither of the two believed in herself, and complained a little: "People have worked hard to do it, and if you don't say thank you, forget it, what kind of attitude is this?"

”Li Chengqian glanced at Dahu, and hurriedly comforted Xiao Xuanxuan: "No, no, we don't mean not to believe you, really, you have to believe us." ”"Well, which of you will try?"

Xiao Xuanxuan took out another small bag from her arms and handed it over."

What is this?"

Li Chengqian was puzzled.The big tiger was very witty and did not speak, but took a step back again.Xiao Xuanxuan said confidently: "This is the laxative I researched, well, all of them are compounded by laxative and intestinal drugs mentioned in the medical book, the effect is very powerful, in the words of Mr.

Xuetang, it is the most appropriate to call it a laxative for thousands of miles."

That's right, it's called a thousand miles!

”Oops, I went to Li Chengqian, and I almost didn't stand firm.Blew?

God, I've only been out for three years, is the world changing so fast?

What did the brother-in-law teach this child?

Doesn't that sound like a good thing?"

Xuanxuan, you prepare poison like this, does your father care about you?"

Li Chengqian asked.Xiao Xuanxuan was surprised: "No?

Why bother?

No, my father is in charge of me, he provides me with medicinal materials and tools, otherwise I can't take care of many things such as making medicines and boiling medicines by myself. ”Poof, Li Chengqian is about to vomit blood, is this brother-in-law crazy?

What's wrong with not having toys at home, playing with poison with your children?

At this time, Li Chengqian had already made up his mind, if he couldn't explain it properly when he saw his brother-in-law later, then he must be good-looking."

However, these are all poisons, and it is not very dangerous for you to prepare them so casually?

What if it hurts yourself?

”Xiao Xuanxuan smiled and said very calmly: "How come?

Grandpa Dao Chang said that medicine is poisonous, medicine and poison are not separated, and poison can harm people or save people.And I'm very careful not to hurt myself, uncle, don't worry.My father told me that one day I would be able to use all the herbs well, as if I was playing with the palm of my hand. ”Dahu reminded on the side."

Yes, yes, between applause!

At that time, I can be the world's first goddess doctor. ”Xiao Xuanxuan said proudly.This Li Chengqian was shocked by this statement, it turns out that the Du family cultivates the next generation in this way, no wonder his brother-in-law can be the first miracle doctor in the world at a young age, there is a set of such methods."

Has anyone tried your medicine?"

Li Chengqian said curiously."

Yes, there are a lot of people, except for my dad and I can't pour the medicine at home, everyone else hehe!"

Xiao Xuanxuan made a cute and sinister expression, which means obviously, that is, except for her father, no one else will say the problem.Li Chengqian asked as if he didn't understand: "Huh?

You mean, you're looking for people in your family?

”Xiao Xuanxuan hurriedly denied it: "No, no, how can it be?"

I mean, they couldn't stop it, and I didn't say I drugged them.Once, a serious patient in the hospital couldn't pass stool for many days, and he almost died, so my father let me use this for a thousand miles, and the effect was so amazing that all the doctors in the hospital praised me. ”Dahu muttered beside him: "After that person took the medicine, he didn't get a stick of incense, and he poured thousands of miles directly in the pulse diagnosis hall of the medical hall, where could several old doctors stand this?"

Definitely impressed. ”"Oh, Uncle Big Tiger, don't interrupt, Grandpa Dao said that doctors don't avoid life and death, they are all to save people, how can they dislike whether the patient is clean or not."

Xiao Xuanxuan retorted dissatisfiedly.Li Chengqian laughed and said: "Good boy, what you said is good, you can understand this, uncle will be relieved, now I understand why your father wants to help you prepare medicine, he is teaching you to study medicine." ”Xiao Xuanxuan's eyes lit up, and she said happily: "Oh?

So, uncle, would you like to try the antidote I made for you?

It's a pour, you eat it, wait for a while, and then take this antidote, and you will know that what I said is not a lie.With this antidote with me, I will not be afraid of any laxatives in the future. ”Well, when Li Chengqian heard that he had personally tried the medicine, he inevitably muttered a little.Xiao Xuanxuan stomped her feet and said, "Hmph, I know that except for my father and mother, no one believes in others, and my uncle is also coaxing me." ”After speaking, he threw everything in his hand on the stone table in front of him, and turned around to run away.Li Chengqian hurriedly grabbed it and persuaded hard, "How can it be?"

Okay, okay, can't I try?

Don't say it's a laxative, my uncle is happy to see you when he comes back, and I will try all the poison you give my uncle. ”"Really?"

Xiao Xuanxuan stopped her tears, and her eyes were already rolling, as if she was thinking about which poison to try.Dahu kindly reminded: "Your Highness, think twice, don't try indiscriminately!"

”"Afraid of what?

I treat Xuanxuan as my own daughter, can she still trick me?

”Li Chengqian said unconcernedly.Tut-hu wants to say it, if this little princess has a small temper tantrum and wants to play tricks, her father won't let her go, do you still care about her uncle?

After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Xuanxuan gave up and said, "Forget it, let's still take laxatives."

I don't have many other medicines with me today, almost a dozen, and I have less than five kinds of antidotes, so I'll try them with my uncle when they're all ready. ”Am I a dozen?

Five?

All?

Li Chengqian's cold sweat came down, and then he understood what Dahu said before, he really wanted to give himself a mouthful, and more than a dozen poisons were tested one by one, and he didn't take half his life?

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Just when the few people were chatting hotly, Xiao Li's milky voice next to the stone table attracted the attention of the three of them, "Sister Xuanxuan, this yellow jelly bean is delicious, sweeter than the green ones in your room."

If Daddy doesn't want it, can you give it all to me?

”"What do you say, elephant?

Where did Daddy get the yellow jelly beans, and how can he have a child with you" Li Chengqian didn't finish speaking, he turned around and saw his son who was taking out yellow jelly beans from the bag to eat, and he was so frightened that he stepped forward and grabbed the medicine bag, and at the same time grabbed his son and kept pulling things out of his mouth."

God, that's a laxative, how can you just eat it?"

Li Chengqian really wanted to beat up this stupid son.Xiao Li Xiang looked confused, and said in his heart that he was just eating a candy, Daddy was too stingy, it melted in my mouth, and you couldn't pick it out again."

Daddy, don't dig it out, I'll chew and swallow it, if you like jelly beans, I won't rob you of them, I'll give them to you."

Anyway, I know that my sister's room still has those sour green jelly beans hidden. ”Li Xiang said weakly, his small eyes were still staring at the medicine bag and he was reluctant to leave.The big tiger said anxiously: "My little ancestor, that's not jelly beans, it's medicine, poison, poison that makes you have a stomachache if you eat it, how can you eat it indiscriminately?"

Tell me how much you ate?

”"No, my stomach doesn't hurt, and it's really sweet."

Xiao Li Xiang retorted.Xiao Xuanxuan covered her mouth and explained with a smile: "That's not necessarily a little brother, maybe the time hasn't come if my stomach doesn't hurt."

This thing is made by my sister, and in order to let those children like you who hate taking medicine eat it obediently, special honey is added, of course it is very sweet. ”"Huh?

Sister Xuanxuan, what should I do?

I ate poison and my stomach hurts, am I going to be poisoned?

I've heard that people who are poisoned are like this. ”Saying that, Li Xiang, this kid still imitated the appearance of rolling his eyes and falling unconscious, almost making the big tiger laugh, why is this kid so big-hearted?

Li Chengqian's anxious sweat came down, "Xuanxuan, what can I do about this?"

Your brother accidentally took medicine, is there any way for you to untie it?

It won't be fatal, right?

”Xiao Xuanxuan waved her hand without worry: "Don't worry, uncle, no, it's not fatal, it won't even hurt your stomach, it's very gentle, let's just wait for a while." ”"Huh?

Wait?

How?

Is it better to wait for this medicine?

”Li Chengqian wondered."

Of course not, I mean wait a little longer, it's enough for a stick of incense, and then you can see the effect of a thousand miles.Then, we can use the antidote I developed for you to detoxify, and let you see how the antidiarrheal effect is?

Guaranteed immediate results!

”Poof, Li Chengqian vomits blood!

What effect?

What an immediate, this kid is really big-hearted, I don't want to see this, you just hurry up and detoxify your brother.At this time, the big tiger reminded: "It seems that the little boy said just now that he ate some green pills in your room, it can't be poison, right?"

”Li Chengqian was also in a hurry, and then he remembered that there was indeed such a thing, and he was so angry that he grabbed his son and slapped him, making your kid disobedient and eat indiscriminately!

Li Xiang was beaten and cried, Xiao Xuanxuan couldn't stand it anymore, so she went up and grabbed Li Chengqian and said, "Okay, uncle, don't fight, I don't allow poison in my room, my mother asked for it."

So my brother didn't want to eat it, it was my snack, raisins, not poisonous. ”I, Li Chengqian, stood on the spot, looked at the raised slap, and looked down at my son who was crying, and couldn't help but blush, and snorted: "It's not promising, why don't you even recognize a raisin?"

What green jelly beans?

”Xiao Xuanxuan explained: "Uncle, don't blame my brother, I didn't recognize it originally, Daddy said, this thing used to exist, but then we fought with the people in the west and stuck their businessman, after two years, Brother Li Xiang was only five years old, of course he didn't recognize it, and it only appeared recently."

But I've bought all of these raisins, not anywhere else. ”Li Chengqian didn't really care about raisins or anything, he only cared about whether his son would be poisoned, so he urged: "Okay, don't delay, hurry up and detoxify your brother, this antidote is really good?"

”At this time, a familiar muffled thunder sounded in everyone's ears, and everyone looked at Xiao Li Xiang, who was wiping his tears, this kid immediately stopped crying, and said a little weakly: "Daddy, I want to pull poop!"

”Xiao Xuanxuan smiled and ran back a few steps, but she didn't speak, and Dahu explained while stepping back: "Little boy, I'm afraid I can only pull my pants."

Your Highness, I'll leave it to you here, I'll go and prepare things for the little boy to take a bath and change clothes. ”Sure enough, Li Chengqian didn't finish a word, and a gurgling sound sounded in the belly of the son he was holding in his hand, and then the whole yard was quiet, the smell was tsk, if this was not his own son, Li Chengqian really wanted to throw it out, it was too delicious."

Uncle, if you don't give him an antidote, I'm afraid a pair of pants won't be enough!"

Xiao Xuanxuan reminded slyly.What the hell am I, how can I have such a stupid son and a quirky niece?

Three times five divided by two opened the medicine bag, took out a black pill inside and pressed it directly in his son's mouth, watching the other party swallow it, Li Chengqian breathed a sigh of relief, I hope it will be good."

Daddy, give me another one, I haven't even tasted this black one."

Li Xiang said with some curiosity, as if he didn't know that he was having diarrhea.Li Chengqian couldn't hold back his anger and scolded: "It's gone!

I will see you again in the future, no matter what kind of beans, I will beat you once when I see you, do you remember?

”When Du Shaoqing and his wife were found back by the Hou family, they saw the scene of Li Chengqian personally bathing their son, and the three of them were stunned, and then laughed at the same time, it seems that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has been away from home for a long time and misses the child, and the first thing he came back to be so close to his son.After listening to Dahu's explanation, I realized that it was okay, it was the ghost of the baby daughter again, Princess Changle was so angry that she smoked, and she made a fuss if she didn't stare at it for a while.Hou Shi understood, and hurriedly persuaded Princess Changle, saying that Xuanxuan, the child, was enthusiastic about making an antidote to his uncle, and he should be rewarded, as for Li Xiang's poisoning, it was his own greed that caused trouble, and Xuanxuan could not be blamed.The two women took over the work of bathing the child, and Du Shaoqing took Li Chengqian to his study.After three years, the two met again, but they didn't expect it to be this scene, and they both laughed at the same time.Li Chengqian praised: "You really have a way of teaching children, Xuanxuan, this child is only seven years old, so powerful, it is foreseeable that in the future, Datang will produce a genius goddess doctor, even I envy it." ”"Hahahaha, it's just that she's interested.Your elephant is also good, a good boy. ”Being praised for his own children, there is no unhappiness about being a father."

Really?

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Why do I feel dumbfounded?

”"That's when you came back, I didn't understand it when I saw him, this kid is honest and kind, and he is also very smart, and his qualifications are very good."

Du Shaoqing said."

Since you praise him so much, how about I leave it to you?"

Only then did you Du Shaoqing react, and he was fooled by Li Chengqian."

Just come back and set me up?

I'm a doctor, can't you let Xiang'er study medicine with me?

Who will succeed Datang in the future?

”"How good it is to study medicine, to be like you, to be able to heal both people and the country, I can't ask for it, I let him worship you as a teacher.You are an uncle and a master, kiss and kiss. ”Li Chengqian said with a smile.Du Shaoqing glanced at the other party angrily, "He is only five years old, which is the age when you need to have fun."

Speaking of Master, I taught you for three months, and I am still the second-rank prince and young master personally appointed by His Majesty, and then I accepted your son, how can this generation be calculated?

”In the end, Du Shaoqing couldn't help laughing.Li Chengqian sighed and said: "Don't mention the crown prince, at today's court meeting, my father has removed me from the position of crown prince, restored my status as the eldest prince, and led the official of the criminal department, and I will be in charge of the criminal department in the future." ”Du Shaoqing was scorched by the thunder, and exclaimed: "My father-in-law is confused, how can this be?"

When you return from the southwest, even if you don't reward your merits, you won't abolish the prince and set up another one, who is the new prince?

What the hell is going on?