Du Shaoqing, who returned home, had not yet freed up his hand to send it to the Northeast, but he was found by the big tiger, and he cried and complained that Du Shaoqing was almost stunned."
Shopkeeper, can you help persuade that Su Gongzi to go home quickly, let him live like this again, I'm going to be driven crazy by him if I have nothing to do.""
Huh?
What's the situation?
Your future eldest brother looks very easy-going, not difficult to get along with, what are you doing?
”Du Shaoqing was surprised.I held back for a long time, and finally only held back one sentence: "He is so sloppy, I have never seen such a sloppy person, even if our brothers are cleaner than him when they are in the mountains." ”Du Shaoqing: How is this possible?
Su Gongzi is also from an aristocratic background in Chang'an, and although he doesn't look dignified, his demeanor is still different from that of the ordinary people, and he doesn't look like a sloppy person."
Let's be clear, do people dislike you for being sloppy, or do you dislike him for being sloppy?
He's a rich man. ”Du Shaoqing asked.Dahu took a step back and exclaimed: "Of course I think he is sloppy, the shopkeeper, although Dahu is a rough man, but our Du family has been trained by you from top to bottom from old to young, which one doesn't pay great attention to personal hygiene?"
This boy doesn't wash his feet when he sleeps. ”"Ahem this, personal habits are different, it's good if you get used to it, it's not a big deal whether you wash your feet or not, people are all guests, you can't just bombard people because he doesn't like to wash his feet, right?
It's not hospitality. ”Du Shaoqing persuaded with a smile.The big tiger was about to cry, "No, the shopkeeper, he has to sleep with me every day, but who can stand this?"
”"What's the big deal?
He is also a serious person with a wife and children, don't think crookedly. ”Du Shaoqing was impatient."
I don't know if he's serious or not, but his feet really stink, you" "You are really, you two don't sleep in the same bed, for you to marry a daughter-in-law, and endure for a few days, what's wrong?"
Today, His Majesty and the Queen Mother are guests at our house, so you go to the kitchen to prepare the ingredients first, and I will cook a few dishes myself later, don't slack off. ”Du Shaoqing reprimanded, for this matter, Dahu is too mother-in-law.Seeing that the other party was leaving, Dahu hugged him and cried and begged: "No, the shopkeeper, we are just one bed, he has to be tied to me for personal protection, and he didn't sleep in the other bed we prepared for him at all, and he followed me when I got up at night."
That's not all, the key is what else he said, if I sleep on my feet and lie down with me, I will be poisoned if I sleep for two more days. ”Poof, Du Shaoqing was directly vomited blood by Dahu's words, what are you doing?
Sleeping together?
Lying on your feet?
Two big guys?
Is there a lack of a place for you to live at home?
If this is the case, coupled with Su Gongzi's stinky feet, it seems that Dahu should be sympathized."
That's it, you go to the kitchen first, and I'll talk to Su Gongzi later, but after all, he is your brother-in-law, so it's better for you to find a way to solve it yourself, if not, you let him learn to wash his feet, you are a seven-foot man and still afraid of a weak son?"
This one, well, I'll try it as much as I can.Dahu muttered a little and walked towards the kitchen, saying in his heart that he is also a noble son, even if I am not afraid of him, but I want to marry someone's sister, I can't get started, right?
As soon as I walked to the kitchen and picked up the kitchen knife to prepare the ingredients, a figure rushed in at the door, and hugged the big tiger when he came up."
Brother-in-law, quickly put down this murder weapon, pay attention to safety, and don't hurt yourself."
The son of the Su family didn't know when he had come over out of nowhere.The big tiger shuddered, and the kitchen knife in his hand fell on the board with a bang, and there was an urge to turn around and strangle the other party.Holding back the anxiety in his heart, Dahu said: "Brother Su, you can see clearly, this is a kitchen knife, cutting vegetables, how is it a murder weapon?"
”"Brother-in-law, you just listen to my advice, in the days before you and your sister-in-law get married, these dangerous things must not be touched again, go out with me."
Dahu broke free and said with a bitter face: "I am the first chef of the Du family, what do I eat as a family if I don't cook?"
Don't worry, Brother Su, how many years have I used this kitchen knife, I can't hurt myself. ”Su Gongzi persuaded: "The gentleman is far away from the cook, let the next person do these kitchen things, how can you also be the title of the sixth grade, how can you?"
Brother Su, don't you know, our Du family has no subordinates, if there is, then a few of our brothers are subordinates, who else can cook besides us?
”Big Tiger laughed."
No, why haven't I seen you cook for the past two days?
Who cooks the food at home?
”"In the past few days, my third brother and three tigers have been doing it, and he asked me to rest and help take it, but today is different, today is the shopkeeper's personal order to let me help cook, and he will cook it himself later."
Dahu introduced."
Who?
Your shopkeeper?
Isn't that a cricket?
He cooks it himself?
”Su Gongzi was stunned."
Yes, we've been moving to Chang'an for several years, you haven't heard of the name of the chef god of the shopkeeper, right?"
Oh oh yes, Du Juma is known as the god of cooking, and Chang'an has always had a legend about him cooking himself."
You mean, today the cuckoo himself cooked?
The host cooks for the guys?
This horse master is really informal, which is admirable!
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”Dahu looked at this eldest brother with strange eyes, and said in his heart Just now, didn't you still say that the gentleman was far away from cooking?
How can you change someone older than you to have a sycophancy on his face?
What a person!"
The shopkeeper is very busy, unless it is the New Year or the birthday party of Mrs. and Miss, I generally don't have time to cook in person, today is His Majesty and the Queen Mother are here, so we must entertain well.You better go out quickly, cook for Your Majesty, if you neglect it, you and the widow can't afford to suffer. ”Who?
Your Majesty is coming?
Su Gongzi was frightened, the emperor went to the minister's house for dinner, his father may not have a chance once a year, and he was bumped into by himself in the Du family today?"
No, no, since Your Majesty is here, then I, as a courtier, must go to visit" As he said that, he was about to go out, but Dahu grabbed the other party and explained in a low voice: "According to my past experience, you'd better not go."
His Majesty and Niangniang are all micro-suited, just like ordinary people come out to visit their daughters and sons-in-law, and they don't like to see officials again, don't touch that mold. ”This statement made Su Gongzi instantly impressed with his brother-in-law, but he didn't expect that a part-time cook who was a guard would dare to comment on the emperor like this, it seems that this brother-in-law is indeed not a mortal, after thinking about it carefully, he is a petty official who is not in the stream, it is better to listen to the persuasion of others, it is always bad to collide with His Majesty."
Well, thank you brother-in-law for your kind words, so how about I help with the cooking next to me?
It would also be an honour to be a part of the work of cooking for His Majesty today. ”Dahu was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't know each other, he looked at Su Gongzi in surprise, and said in his heart This has changed again?
Want to cook yourself?
looked the other party up and down carefully, shook his head and refused: "Hehe, forget it, you gentleman is far away from cooking, you haven't done this" Dahu wanted to change the other party's temperament and agreed, but when he thought of the other party's sloppy and stinky feet, he instantly felt that the whole kitchen was ruined, and immediately stopped his bad taste thoughts."
It doesn't matter, my father often teaches us to practice and experience farming, I can bear any hardship, besides, with my help, I can watch and don't let you have an accident, I will also chop wood and make a fire."
Su Gongzi Mao then recommended himself.Just you?
Burner?
Still chopping wood?
Dahu looked at the other party's thin body and didn't believe it.His eyes rolled, and he pondered for a moment, and the big tiger said with an idea: "I really want to participate?"
”"Of course, how dare you spare yourself to cook for Your Majesty?""
It's okay to keep you, but for the sake of prudence, you have to promise me a few things, you can't enter the kitchen to save your image, let alone cook for Your Majesty."
Su Gongzi directly began to roll up his sleeves and said confidently: "It's okay, isn't it just a little oil, I let it out today, I don't care about this silk." ”Poof, the big tiger almost vomited blood, and said in his heart, where did you get your confidence?"
Ahem, you misunderstood, I'm not afraid that you will get your clothes dirty, but that you are too sloppy and will stain the ingredients when you go into the kitchen, so you not only need to change your clothes, but also take a shower and clean up."
Su Gongzi suddenly realized, and pulled a long note to agree: "Oh, yes, yes, yes, those who serve Your Majesty must bathe and change their clothes, in principle!"
Do you have a private bathroom?
Take me there.By the way, brother-in-law, have you washed it?
Do you want to take a shower and change clothes together?
”No!
You can't even die!
The big tiger now feels that he is no longer hit by an arrow in his knee, but that he is about to be pierced into a hornet's nest, why doesn't this brother-in-law have any male defense?"
No, no, no, I take a shower every night, and I don't have to wash anymore, and today is not arranged by me as a chef or shopkeeper.Let's go, I'll take you to my personal bathroom, or I'm afraid you won't use it alone. ”As he spoke, the big tiger took the other party in the direction of his residence."
Personal bathroom?
There is no one to serve this bathroom, by the way, you don't have anyone in your house, and you have to do it yourself?
”The big tiger smiled and said nothing, led the other party straight to the place, pushed open the door of the bathroom, and the other party was stunned as soon as he entered the door.Tease me?
I don't even have a barrel tub, how can I take a bath?"
Take off your clothes!"
Dahu said, pointing to the place against the wall."
Huh?
What, what to undress?
What kind of clothes to take off, brother-in-law?
How do you take a shower if you have nothing or water?
You're not going to lie to me, are you?
”Speaking of this, the other party looked at the big tiger carefully, hugged his arms and stepped back: "Brother-in-law is self-respecting, I really didn't expect you to be such a person, my little sister's life is really bitter, no, while things are still slowing down, I" poof, the big tiger has vomited blood from this goods, and now you think that the two men are not suitable?
What do you say when you're lying in the same bed?
What do you say to mean that the two are close and have a deep friendship, and now you are a gentleman?
Dahu really couldn't bear the other party's verbosity, and interrupted sharply: "Enough!
I'm also a well-known man, and I don't like men.Who says you need a tub barrel to take a bath?
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Our Du family is not elsewhere, the shopkeeper's ability is great, there is a mechanism in the bamboo pipe behind you, and the hot water will come out when you turn it. ”The other party was opened by what he said, and after a long time, he came back to his senses and smiled embarrassedly: "Brother-in-law, don't make trouble, what about joking with my brother?"
Is there any bamboo pipe in this world that can spray hot water by itself?"
As he spoke, he casually flicked the small bamboo board on the wall behind him, and before he could speak, the lotus shower on it rained like rain, pouring this Su Gongzi from head to foot.He was so frightened that he dodged away, and after a moment of stunnedness, he said, "Brother-in-law, this is not hot water!"
”I forgot to ask how the bamboo pipe could bubble up with water.Dahu showed a smug smile, "After opening it, the first three breaths are cold water, and then it is hot, and the mechanism of hot and cold water can be controlled."
You wash slowly here, wash carefully, don't rush, I'll prepare your clothes for you, and then I'll be waiting for you in the kitchen. ”"Uh-huh, okay, don't worry, I'll take a shower and go over right away."
Su Gongzi replied, but his eyes were staring at the switch that released the water, and he couldn't move it anymore.The big tiger walked outside the door and heard a small murmur inside, "How can this little bamboo board be able to spray water and take a bath when it moves?"
”Hearing this, the big tiger can be regarded as spilling out the resentment of the past few days, and said that this time it is really witty, not only let you clean up your personal hygiene, but also successfully get rid of this drag oil bottle, you can relax for a while, think about the first time you touched the shower, but it was fresh for several days.The truth was as expected by Dahu, from the beginning of cooking to the time when all the meals were served, no one saw this Su Gongzi again.Du Shaoqing looked at it, everyone came, what about Su Gongzi?
Li Erxin said that there was anyone else who didn't come?
After Princess Changle's explanation, I knew that it was not easy for this eldest prince to marry his sister, Li Er smiled, so wait for him.When the big tiger found the other party, the other party was still there stripped naked and studied the shower."
Brother-in-law, you came just in time, quickly introduce to my brother, how can you make a supervisor continuously supply hot water for bathing?
This is simply amazing, could it be that the Du Ju Jockey Club is not able to achieve immortal skills?
”Dahu really wanted to cover his eyes, so he threw his new clothes over and complained, "Okay, what about you helping the cook?"
How did you study the shower?
Isn't it just to put hot water in a large boiler on the roof and boil it, and mix it with cold water?
Hurry up and get dressed, you've been grinding for a long time, and you haven't taken a bath" "Oh, yes, yes, I almost missed a big thing, hurry up, I'll take a simple bath and go to help with the kitchen." ”"Still cooking?
I said, big brother, don't look at the time, an hour has passed, the meal has already been prepared, and it is waiting for the banquet to start.His Majesty said that he would wait for you to come before the banquet. ”What?"
How dare that?
Let Your Majesty wait for me?
How many heads do I have?
”Su Gongzi was so frightened that his face turned white, his hands were shaking when he was dressed, Dahu had no choice but to help the other party put on his clothes and pull up the restaurant, and secretly said in his heart, he had been making trouble for a long time, he was still a sloppy uncle, if he couldn't send him away, he would have to suffer again tonight.