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Chapter 505: How Many Steamed Buns? (2-in-1)


In the big tiger room in the backyard, Su Gongzi sat on the Taishi chair half-lying down to rest, maybe he was thirsty after eating too much, grabbed the teapot at hand and poured a cup of herbal tea, seeing that his brother-in-law had not come back yet, he was bored and drank tea alone.That is, this move almost killed him, and when Dahu came back from getting the stomach and appetite pills, Su Gongzi had already slipped off the chair, half leaning on the chair leg to breathe more and less in, and his face turned blue and left half his life.The big tiger was so frightened that his soul was scared, why did he just go out for a cup of tea, and when he came back, something happened?

rushed up and hugged each other and shouted a few times, the other party snorted and didn't move, Dahu was sweating anxiously, looked up and saw the cup that fell to the ground, and then looked at the teapot, which was empty."

It's over, why is this thing so reckless?

Eat so many steamed buns and dare to drink water?

Isn't this looking for death?

No, if you delay any longer, it's over.Shopkeeper, help!

”Dahu picked up Su Gongzi and rushed out of the door and shouted, half of the Du family heard it, Du Shaoqing's hand on the façade of the study shook, and there was an extra drop of ink stain on the letter.Rushing over to follow the sound and met the big tiger who saved people, Du Shaoqing was amused at once, "Big tiger, what is your situation?"

hugged Su Gongzi with such a standard princess, didn't she fall in love with this eldest brother, and instead of marrying someone else's sister, she married her brother instead?

”The big tiger is dying, how can he be in the mood to joke, "Shopkeeper, hurry up and save your life, this thing has eaten a lot of steamed buns and drank a full pot of cold water again, you see now, they are all supported by the rest of the breath!"

”What???

Is this a biao?

How many steamed buns did he eat?

Du Shaoqing asked Dahu while taking Su Gongzi.Dahu thought for a while and said: "There must be more than a dozen, whether it is twelve or thirteen I haven't counted, shopkeeper, do you think this can still be saved?"

”Du Shaoqing also panicked, and scolded and said: "Eating one steamed bun and drinking water can swell into seven, the one who eats the most steamed buns in our family is Xue Rengui, he can only eat two cages and thirty at most, and he doesn't dare to drink water, is this Su Gongzi going to Guinness?"

Thirteen steamed buns?

Tsk, dig a pit and bury it, maybe you can suffer a little less" Dahu didn't understand what Guinness or anything like that, so he grabbed Du Shaoqing and cried and begged: "Don't laugh at the shopkeeper, save it, what if you die?"

”Du Shaoqing stretched out his hand to check Su Gongzi's pulse, stood up with a long sigh of relief, and said: "Count his fate, his body is strong and he can't die, otherwise his stomach will be punctured and the gods will be difficult to save, pick him up and go to Xuanxuan, she just happened to invent a strange medicine." ”"Yes, yes, the miracle medicine invented by Miss is dedicated to treating this kind of person who is full of food."

Dahu and Du Shaoqing quickly found Xiao Xuanxuan, Xiao Xuanxuan went over and pulled Su Gongzi's eyelids to look at it, clapped her hands and said easily: "It's okay, it's okay, he can't die, a medicine can make him alive." ”Du Shaoqing stood aside and smiled without saying a word, and nodded at his daughter's behavior, saying that this child was not taught in vain, and knew to check the patient first."

Oh, my little aunt, the shopkeeper has already seen it, saying that you have a miracle medicine to save him, hurry up and save his life, he will be strangled to death after a while."

Xiao Xuanxuan stretched out a finger and shook it: "Wrong, it's not a miracle drug, it's a strange medicine, my medicine can specifically induce vomiting, and my father said that this kind of strange pill is basically not used, so it's called a strange medicine." ”"No matter what the name is, what can save your life is good medicine, hurry up, my eldest lady, please!"

Of course, Xuanxuan knew that human life was at stake, so as she spoke, she ran to the medicine cabinet in the corner and took out a small round wooden box, took out the pill and asked Dahu to stuff it into the other party's mouth and swallow it.The big tiger stared at the other party intently, and found that there was nothing abnormal, Xiao Xuanxuan smiled: "The pill works within a stick of incense, so you have a stick of incense time to rush to the toilet."

Uncle Big Tiger, you'd better hurry up, if you make him vomit and dirty my little pharmacy, hum, I promise to make you two vomit when you see eating in the future. ”Looking at the little girl's cunning appearance, the big tiger couldn't help but shudder, picked up the eldest brother and rushed out in the direction of the toilet, and the little girl behind her giggled."

Daddy, can I be a doctor now?

You see, I can save people. ”Xiao Xuanxuan asked with squinted eyes.Du Shaoqing took his daughter's hand and praised: "Yes, I performed very well today, I didn't panic and behaved in moderation, and I also knew how to divert the attention of my family members to comfort each other. ”Xiao Xuanxuan grimaced dissatisfiedly and said, "Hmph, isn't it just medicinal materials, people will be able to learn them all soon." ”"I'm curious, are you tinkering with a new medicine again?

How can you make the two of them vomit when they see eating?

”Du Shaoqing asked."

It's very simple, every time I put a strange medicine in their food!"

Poof, Du Shaoqing's feet slipped, and he said in his heart that this daughter is really good, there are so many ghost ideas, and she dares to think and do anything.While the father and daughter were chatting, the rest of the family followed the sound and asked what was going on.After listening to Du Shaoqing's explanation, Princess Changle said worriedly: "Dahu made a marriage contract with the girl of the Su family, and the rumors said that the woman of the Su family was unknown, and Gongzi Su still came to see the big tiger.Now that something like this has happened, Su Gongzi almost died, could it be that the woman is really unknown?

Is it a Kefu man?

This time, it was Su Gongzi who helped the big tiger stop the disaster?

”The queen frowned, and her heart was a little uncomfortable, will it have any impact if such a problematic woman enters her daughter's house?

Du Shaoqing's face changed, and he waved his hand and said seriously: "It's just a coincidence, that Su Gongzi had dinner with his father-in-law and mother-in-law for the first time, and he was at a loss and made a mistake, this is normal, don't guess madam."

Isn't it just a trivial matter like a marriage issue, the father-in-law also has to give a gift to congratulate the big tiger, the dragon qi of the sky is blessed, what sneaky dare to harass?

Taking a step back, even if the so-called ominous is indeed a matter of fact, I believe that our Du family's practice of medicine and the accumulation of countless merits can also wash away such ominousness.So don't spread this matter again, if it is because of your and me's unintentional words that the lifelong marriage between Dahu and Miss Na Su is ruined, is it what you and I want?

”The princess has always been obedient to her husband in major matters, so she quickly corrected her mistakes.After listening to her son-in-law's explanation quietly, the queen furrowed her brows, thought for a while and said, "Shaoqing people are right-minded, this is reasonable.I also heard about the Su family's woman Kefu, whether it is true or not, as long as the two successfully get married, then the rumors will be self-defeating.But on these days, it's okay to be cautious, and send two people to watch over it secretly. ”Du Shaoqing smiled bitterly, the queen could only do what she said, and said in her heart that she hoped that the two guys, Dahu and Su Gongzi, could have fewer moths, and they could fight for their reputation."

Xuanxuan, where is your grandfather?

Didn't you say it came to you?

”Princess Changle asked curiously.Xiao Xuanxuan pursed her lips and said: "Don't mention grandpa, I don't have any patience at all, I'm impetuous, I just told him about a few medicinal materials, and he took the opportunity to slip away, saying that he was playing with his younger brother to play with building blocks."

Grandma, was my grandfather not able to study when he was a child?

is such an adult and greedy for play and doesn't like to study, and when I was a child, I must have been beaten by the teacher every day. ”Empress Eldest Sun sneered and laughed, this kid is really, you like medical herbs, how can your grandfather like it?

He saw that those things were big, but he was not impetuous.Princess Changle explained with a smile: "Don't guess, your grandfather was as smart as you when he was a child, and he studied harder than you, so you are not allowed to talk nonsense behind your back." ”Are you sure?

Xiao Xuanxuan thought for a while, pulled a long voice and suddenly realized: "Oh, I know, this is the story that my father told me, it is called when I am young, it may not be good, it turns out that my grandfather is ruined."

Tsk, I don't want to be like him in the future. ”My queen and princess are petrified on the spot, this is okay?

How do you come to conclusions?

Both of them looked at Du Shaoqing suspiciously, and said in their hearts, what did this kid teach?

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Du Shaoqing was about to vomit blood, and said in his heart that his daughter might be the most courageous person in the world, and there was no one who dared to criticize the emperor in front of the queen like this.On the other side, in the toy room, Li Er also heard the big tiger's urgent cry for help, and the building blocks that were not very tall just now were knocked down by him in a hurry, "Zhong'er, there may be an accident outside, grandpa go out to see what's wrong." ”Little Du Zhong calmly sat on the back of the big cat and shook his head: "No, unless my grandfather piles up the house, I can't go out."

But you've just been knocked down again, so you'll need to start over. ”"You kid, there's an accident outside, you have to go out and see, you heard someone shouting for help."

Li Er reprimanded.Little Du Zhong patted the big cat, motioned for him to put himself down, and then said to Li Er with a serious face: "Zhong'er heard it, so I'm going to go and have a look, grandpa doesn't have to go, I will let Xiao Meow continue to stare at you." ”Before you could say anything, the little guy had already turned around and ran out, obviously very curious about the cry for help.The big cat roared at Li Er, as if to say, you are not allowed to leave with me.Li Er smiled helplessly, and said that his grandson's stubbornness was exactly the same as his mother, and he turned around and played with the building blocks again.By the time Empress Changsun and Princess Changle returned to the dollhouse with little Du Zhong, Li Er had already patiently piled up half of the house, and it seemed that it was about to succeed.The queen smiled and said that Your Majesty is childlike, and this kind of child's building blocks can also play patiently."

No, grandma, grandpa destroyed my beautiful house, and he was compensating me, but fortunately there was a little meow watching, otherwise he would have run away."

Eucommia explained.With a plop, Li Er's feet slipped and fell crookedly on the building blocks, and the house that had just been piled up was destroyed again, and the queen and the princess were so frightened that they hurried to help.Li Er looked at the pile of wood and wanted to cry without tears, turned his head to his grandson and smiled: "Zhong'er, what should I do if I destroy it again?"

Playing with building blocks doesn't seem to have any talent for you, so why don't you come?

”The queen complained: "Your Majesty is still serious with the child?

Isn't it true that if you don't pile up a house, you won't leave?

”Xiao Du Zhong smiled and said, "Grandpa, do you want to admit that you are not a little man?"

”My Li Er's smile froze on his face.Princess Changle did not stand with her parents this time, but explained: "Father and Queen Mother, in the past, Zengzi killed pigs and taught his son, and now that my father has promised to compensate Zhong'er, it is natural to re-pile the building blocks, otherwise what will the child think?"

”Li Erlao's face flushed, and he nodded and praised: "That's right, I despised it, and I did what I said."

This small building block seems simple, but it is an extreme test of patience, Shaoqing invented this although it is a toy, but it is of great significance, it is a good thing!

”The princess turned to Xiao Du Zhong and said, "Although it was your grandfather who promised to compensate you, but now it's not for the bad guy, he is your grandfather, isn't it good for you to watch from the side and not help?"

How about we build the house with your grandfather?

”Xiao Du Zhong readily agreed, he usually doesn't have many people to play, I wish so many people played with a toy.The emperor and the queen glanced at each other, and each saw the appreciation of their daughter in each other's eyes, not to mention anything else, the daughter's ability to educate children is really clever.On the other side, after Su Gongzi was carried to the toilet by the big tiger, he really began to vomit, and it took half an hour for the big tiger to finally stop when he couldn't bear it.When I asked this Su Gongzi how he felt afterwards, the other party's answer was that this strange medicine for vomiting, not to mention the food in the stomach, almost vomited out the bile.After some tossing and returning to his residence, Dahu persuaded him earnestly: "I said Brother Su, please, go home, don't stare at me anymore, look at what happened?"

I almost lost your life, and what did you say to protect me, if you really did something wrong with me, how can I explain to your family?

At that time, it will not be me who has an accident and hurt your sister, but you yourself who will pit your Miss Su again.Anyway, you are also the son of the Dasi farmer, why are you so out of shape when you see Your Majesty?

Thirteen steamed buns?

Tsk, you are fiercer than the famine!

”As soon as Master Su heard about the steamed buns, he hurriedly stretched out his hands and pushed them out and shouted: "Don't mention the steamed buns, I don't want to eat steamed buns again in this life, it's best not to let me see them again." ”"Then why don't you get home soon?

Our Du family is indispensable for steamed buns, especially the young lady, who likes to eat this the most. ”As soon as he heard that the other party insisted on evicting the guests, Su Gongzi smiled and pestered again: "Don't brother-in-law, I've just gotten used to it, and you haven't told me about the bamboo pipe bath."

This time it was really an accident, do I promise to listen to you in the future?

In a word, before you marry my little sister, I will never leave, and I will not leave until I die. ”After a danger of life and death, the distance between the two was immediately shortened, and the eldest prince Su simply put down his noble son's style and hugged his brother-in-law Du Dahu like a fool.The big tiger couldn't either, and said after a moment's silence: "Really listen to me for everything?"

”"If there is a trace of impropriety, admit the punishment and admit the punishment!""

Okay, then you go and wash your feet first, no, let's just go and take a good shower, your body is full of smell!"

Yes?

What, what??