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Chapter 547: Xiao Xuanxuan is not easy to deceive (two in one)


"Hello second grandfather, Xuanxuan has saluted you.Brother, hurry up and call someone. ”Xiao Xuanxuan squinted at Du Chuke very politely and shouted.Little Du Zhong was also instigated by his sister, and called the second grandfather timidly.This scene made Du Chuke stunned, very surprised, weren't these two children still not close to me just now?

Why did the kung fu change after such a while?

But he didn't think much about it, after all, everyone wanted to be able to recruit children to like them.So Du Chuke leaned down and happily greeted the two children, but he was very disdainful in his heart, just now Du Shaoqing said that children can distinguish between good and bad in a person, and decide who to get close to, hum, it's just nonsense, the old man's children have always been very good."

Second grandfather, didn't you say that you wanted to talk to my father about things?

How did one person come out?

”Xiao Xuanxuan said curiously."

Oh, your father and the second uncle have other things to talk about, I'll come out and take a breath."

Xiao Xuanxuan was pleasantly surprised: "Then do you want to visit my home?"

Great, I'll show you around, we have a small family, and I've taken people to visit many times, let's go see my dollhouse with my brother first?

”Seeing that the child was so enthusiastic, Du Chuke, who had nothing to do, couldn't bear to refuse, so he nodded and agreed, he was also very curious about what kind of existence this Du family that could stir up the situation in Chang'an.followed the two children to the dollhouse, and the scene in front of him stunned Du Chuke.I thought it was just a small room with a few children's toys, but I didn't expect it to be an independent house connected by three large houses, with all kinds of children's toys in it, big and small, and those that I have never seen, which is dazzling.The Du family is worthy of the existence of a rich country, just two children's toys, three houses are almost unfitted, not to mention anything else, just these never-before-seen toys circulate, it must be a fortune.Just when Du Chuke was stunned, a huge shadow jumped in from outside the dollhouse, it was a big cat specially called by Little Meow, and then she turned around and closed the door of the dollhouse.The light in the room dimmed violently, which made Du Chuke come back to his senses immediately."

Huh?

Xuanxuan, what is this for?

What is the closing of the door in broad daylight?

This is what should be the tiger that protects the country, right?

Sure enough, tall and mighty!

”Turning around and seeing the big cat standing beside Xuanxuan, Du Chuke instinctively took a step back, and then looked at it in praise and praise.Xiao Du Zhong pulled his sister's clothes and whispered, "Sister, is this person a bad person?"

It's so easy to deceive, could it be a fool?

”"ShhhhhXuanxuan pressed her younger brother and said.Du Chuke heard the children's conversation, was stunned for a moment and asked, "What, what kind of deception?"

What do you want to do?

”Xiao Xuanxuan pulled her younger brother behind her, the corners of her mouth raised, revealing a sly smile and said, "Old man, ask you a question, you'd better answer us truthfully, what did you do when you came to my house?"

”Old, Boss???"

Xuanxuan, what's wrong with you?

I'm your second grandfather" Xuanxuan interrupted sharply: "Shut up!

Don't think I don't know, if it's my relative, it's up to my dad to decide.I know that the third uncle was injured that year, and you guys partnered to bully him, do you think I won't recognize you now that you have added a few gray hairs?

”No way!

How old were you then?

How do you remember this?

I don't even remember seeing you.Du Chuke retorted loudly, but he didn't know that Xiao Xuanxuan was smart and unforgettable since she was a child, and the things at that time were very big, leaving a deep impression on the child."

Huh, how's it going?

Don't admit yourself, right?

Hurry up and be honest, what are you doing at my house today?

Do you want to make a bad pit for my dad again?

”Xiao Xuanxuan asked as seriously as if she were interrogating a prisoner.Du Chuke was speechless for a while, but he didn't expect to be caught by the child, and hurriedly smiled perfunctorily: "Look at what you said, the second grandfather is here to hang out and see you two good children."

Since you don't like me, I'll go back and come back another day. ”As he spoke, he walked over and opened the door and went out."

Little meow, put the person down on the ground and hold it down!"

Xiao Xuanxuan gave an order, and without waiting for Du Chuke to react, the big cat threw the target down and held it down, thanks to Du Chuke's hard bones, otherwise, I am afraid that this call will have to break a few bones."

No, you save" "Shout?

Shout again and let Little Meow eat you!

”Xiao Xuanxuan squatted down and pointed at the other party's nose and threatened.The big cat stretched out its big tongue and scraped it on Du Chuke's face, and the other party fainted in fright.Xiao Du Zhong said with a disgusted face: "Sister, this person is too timid, so he was scared to death?"

It's not as bold as Zhong'er, I dare to stretch my arm into the mouth of the little meow to play. ”"Hehe, silly brother, you are your own person, Little Meow likes to play with you, you will let him reach out and try it if you change someone?

But this bad guy can't be let go, we have to ask what he does, does he think he'll be fine if he faints?

”Saying that, Xiao Xuanxuan took out the silver needle she was carrying, and the little hand quickly and accurately pierced the Baihui acupoint on the top of Du Chuke's head, quickly lifted and twisted, and Du Chuke woke up slowly."

I said, good granddaughter, don't make trouble, the second grandfather is really a good person, let me go quickly, my old bones can't stand your toss.Tomorrow I'll go back and find a few people to play with you, okay?

”Du Chuke said to spare.Xiao Xuanxuan turned a deaf ear, reached out and pulled out Xiao Meow's tongue and introduced, "Do you recognize what this is?"

”"Well, this is the tongue of a tiger, what are you going to do?

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My God, I'm afraid you dare to pull the tiger's tongue like this, hurry up and let him move away, the second grandfather is about to be scared to death by you. ”Xiao Du Zhong explained on the side: "Don't worry, old man, you can't die, my sister's medical skills are good, she woke you up with a silver needle just now, you see that the needle is still piercing your head." ”What??

Du Chuke was in a cold sweat, almost vomiting blood, and said in his heart, how did he meet such two little demons?

If you prick a needle wrong, I won't be killed by you?

Xiao Meow Meow was a little uncomfortable being pulled by her tongue, and snorted, Xiao Xuanxuan glared at the other party, let him calm down, and then said to Du Chuke: "I'm letting you see clearly, is there a lot of small thorns on my little meow's tongue?"

Look clearly. ”Where has Du Chuke seen it, he peeked at it with curiosity, and it was really, densely.Xiao Xuanxuan let go of the big cat, the big cat withdrew his tongue and moved a few times, and at the same time, a few drops of saliva fell on Du Chuke's face, making the latter nauseous."

See that, right?

When facing an obedient and good person, Little Meow Meow will put away the little thorn and lick it a few times affectionately, just like this. ”I saw that the big cat was really like a docile big dog, sticking out its tongue and licking Xuanxuan's palm back and forth."

But when he faces a bad guy, he will lick it with his prickly tongue, have you heard of the former prince Gaochang?

At the gate of the imperial city, I corrected the one who said bad things about my grandfather, and he was cleaned up by my little meow with a prickly tongue.Tsk, the red yo on the body, Du Chuke fainted again, although I have never heard of the matter of Prince Gaochang, but now with the tongue of the tiger to fantasize about it, it is okay, shuddering!"

Sister, I've passed out again, what should I do?"

Xiao Du Zhong reminded.Xuanxuan said in disgust: "Hmph, it's really useless!

You go get a glass of cold water, I'm too lazy to needle him back and forth.No, it's more effective to pull your sand-carrying cart outside to load a cart of snow. ”The little guy obediently opened the door and went out to get snow, Xiao Xuanxuan waited for a long time and didn't see her brother come back, go out to see, good guy, what is this for?"

I asked you to make a car of snow to use, you can load it directly with a small shovel, or use your hands to load a car quickly, who let you use a small trencher to turn like this?

You're going to let you make a game?

”"But, sister, it's so much fun to dig snow like this," explained little Du Zhong.It's over, Xiao Xuanxuan covered her eyes with one hand, this brother can't ask for it, it's too stupid."

Hurry up and let's interrogate the bad guy, if you delay it any longer, it will be troublesome for your father or second uncle to find it, and when today passes, my sister will accompany you to play with the trencher for a day, okay?""

Uh-huh, that's okay, sister, let's pull the hook!"

Xuanxuan reprimanded with a dark face: "What kind of hook?"

If you procrastinate any longer, I won't take you to clean up the bad guys, you can play in the snow outside by yourself. ”As she spoke, Xiao Xuanxuan picked up a shovel and quickly loaded the snow, and Xiao Du Zhong was so frightened that she hurriedly cooperated.When Du Chuke woke up again, he was directly covered by a shovel of snow on his face.I opened my eyes in a daze, and my body was still pressed by a tiger, on the left is Xiao Du Zhong holding a small shovel, feeling that if a bad shovel will fall on his face, on the right is Xiao Xuanxuan slowly packing up her silver needle bag, Du Chuke wants to cry without tears, how can there be such two people?

No wonder there are few subordinates in this Du family, looking at this situation, this is the Longtan Tiger's Den, where is the need for subordinates and guards?"

Kids, stop playing, me" "Little meow, let him taste your big tongue." ”Xiao Xuanxuan ordered directly.Looking at the big head of the tiger coming up, Du Chuke chirped and screamed in fright.Xiao Xuanxuan kicked up, "Don't shout!"

If you scream again, it's not your tongue, and I'll let Little Meow throw you on the beam. ”Hearing this, Du Chuke didn't react, but the big cat was very excited, and he vigorously gestured his head in the direction of the beam, obviously he liked this game very much."

Sister, I heard Uncle Sanhu say that the people in those prisons are stuffed with smelly socks and don't let them shout, use yours and mine?"

Xiao Du Zhong suggested.Xiao Xuanxuan glanced at her younger brother and said, "Use yours!"

Sister, my socks smell fragrant. ”"Oh, then you wait a minute."

As he spoke, he began to sit down and take off his shoes.Du Chuke really cried, "Two little ancestors, can I call your grandparents?"

Let me go, are you interrogating prisoners?

I'm really a good person!

”"Erniang said that good people and bad people will not be written on their faces, and bad people always say that they are good people."

Xuanxuan said disdainfully."

That's okay, that's okay, I'm a bad person, I'm a bad person, right?

You treat me like this, so that your father knows, aren't you afraid of being beaten?

”Xuanxuan was surprised: "Huh?

Dare to threaten the two of us?

Hmph, since you admit that you are a bad person, then hurry up and explain, what are you doing at my house?

Otherwise, they will stuff them with smelly socks and throw you on the beams. ”Du Chuke: I'm so difficult!

Seeing that little Du Zhong pinched his nose and handed over a pair of small socks, Du Chuke really wanted to pass out again.Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, and said, "Okay, okay, I said, I said it's not okay?"

”Listening to the other party's genealogy, Xiao Xuanxuan was thoughtful, and Xiao Du Zhong said curiously: "Sister, what is he talking about?"

Why don't I understand, is it because we are young and lie to us?

”Xiao Xuanxuan didn't explain, but squatted down and said angrily: "Don't you want to be fooled by us, Erniang said, in this world, if there is anything to ask for people, it is nothing more than money and power, but you say something that doesn't matter, it seems that it is not okay not to let you suffer a little" Du Chuke looked at this little girl like a devil, he never thought that a child less than ten years old, how could he understand these things, how did the Du family teach?

After a stick of incense, Du Chuke, who had been tortured, was forced to beg for mercy again, and this time Xiao Xuanxuan asked him to write it down with pen and paper, and also signed it.But after taking the confession and looking at it, Xiao Xuanxuan was so angry that she stepped forward and scolded a few times: "Okay, wow, you villain, you are so cunning, I want you to write down what you just said, but you are afraid to leave evidence and write a Xunzi persuasion article for me?"

Do you think I'm as stupid as my brother and can't read?

See if I don't beat you to death, you villain!

”The little Du Zhong next to him bit his fingers and muttered, Sister, if you beat the bad guys, why do you call me stupid?

After tossing for almost an hour, Xiao Xuanxuan finally got the results she wanted, and ran towards the living room with her younger brother.In the living room, at this time, the two brothers had changed from three brothers, and Du He happened to come to the door to catch up.Hearing that the second brother intended to return to the family tree, Du He was not as fierce as Du Shaoqing's words, but said quite indifferently: "Thank you for the kindness of the second brother, but the younger brother thinks that he is an unfilial person, and he can have two brothers in this life, and he does not dare to hope to recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors."

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Don't persuade this matter again, lest I damage the reputation of the Du family's ancestors because of my bad reputation. ”"You third brother, why are you talking angrily like your eldest brother?"

Du Wei did not reprimand.Du He laughed and said: "It's really not angry, the little brother really feels unworthy."

At the beginning, my mother took me to Luoxia Town on the way to recuperate, and said that I don't want any clan in the future, just our mother and son depend on each other, and now the little brother can have a place to live, and he is already content. ”"Third brother, how can this be arrogant?

You're all married, and you should think about it for the future. ”Du Wei was about to say more, there was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and Xiao Xuanxuan ran in with a few pieces of paper."

Daddy, look, that bad guy has recruited everything, and he really didn't have a good heart!

It's bad, it's bad!

”Well?

What, what bad guys?

Confess what?

In the living room, the three brothers were stunned at the same time.