The female king said softly: "According to ancient books, water chestnuts are sweet in taste, and eating them can protect the younger brother for a lifetime......
I don't read much, don't lie to me.The female king's eyes Ruan Yu are too familiar, exactly the same as she looked at Ji Linhao, this is not love at first sight at all, this is obviously the fanaticism of fans for idols, okay!
This female king is a water chestnut!
The program team did this, the sense of substitution was too strong, and the water chestnut in the barrage exploded, envious and excited, and brushed a whole screen with the formation of "Water Chestnut Protector Brother I".Ruan Yu also cried.Damn, who doesn't know that she is a thorn in the eyes of Duan Rin's fans that her brother has hyped, is the program team looking for a water chestnut to play the king to assassinate her?
The female king invited them to watch the banquet, and a group of musicians and dancers entered the hall, holding the pipa and the gonghou, and the female musicians led by the female musicians first blew two intermittent flutes, and then sang the first sound, and everyone in the hall was stunned.It's too ......
Ugly, right?!
At this moment, even the barrage stopped.The director team has a hand in the monitoring room, the program team has limited funds, and most of it is used to rent a venue to invite guests, so there is only a few dollars left, where to find a group performance for you to sing and perform, bear with it.In the palace, the musicians are engaged in the creation of magic sounds, and the dancers are dancing in circles.Hang Hang: "Senior sister, it's so ugly. ”Ruan Yu: "This singing, every word is a man, and the reason why there is only a daughter in the daughter country has been found." ”Director: The corners of the mouth of the "......" female king also twitched a little.I couldn't bear it anymore, so I immediately stopped: "I listen to these palace music all day long, it's good, it's good, but I'm tired of listening to it."
Brother Yu, you are coming from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, presumably the high disciples can also sing and dance, so it is better to ask the big apprentice to sing a song to congratulate me on my accession to the throne. ”Ruan Yu: ???
Duan Rin glanced at the stunned Ruan Yu, twisted a Buddha bead, and brushed his sleeves: "I'm a stubborn man who is greedy for fun on weekdays, and I haven't studied music theory, so forget it." ”The female king: "The royal brother is modest, I see that your apprentice has great powers, and he naturally knows everything." ”The water chestnut in the barrage also shouted, ahhhhhLet Ruan Yu sing!
We want to see bad women go out of tune and make a fool of themselves!"
Sing it, what does Your Majesty want to hear?"
Ruan Yu stood up.The Female King: "In my dynasty, there is a folk tune that has been passed down for a long time, called "Daughter's Love", you sing this song, and everything I want to say to your master is in the song. ”After speaking, he glanced at Duan Rin tenderly.Ruan Yu: "Okay. ”"Then let's go change your clothes.Come!
Pull her down to change into a maid's costume. ”Seeing Ruan Yu being taken down to change clothes, Duan Rin paused, his expression was indistinguishable.According to her previous character, it is impossible to endure the slightest bit of arrogance from others, and she will definitely have a live broadcast accident on the spot.And now she doesn't.It has indeed changed a lot.When Ruan Yu came back, she had already changed into a cyan palace skirt, Sun Wukong became a palace maid online, and she had to sing "Daughter's Love",, she felt that her childhood male god was insulted by the program team.However, just singing a song, which Chinese child has not been pulled out by the seven aunts and eight aunts to show their talents during the Chinese New Year?
Ruan Yu was not embarrassed at all, did not let the devil musician group accompaniment, borrowed a pipa, pulled a stool and sat in the center of the hall, cleared his throat, and began to play and sing.In her previous life, she had been learning the pipa for seven years.was forced to learn by his parents, and he picked out his relatives to perform when he visited the door during the New Year's Festival.Later, when I went to college, I finally left home, and the emperor was far away, so I was so happy that I didn't practice the pipa again.Ruan Yu plucked the strings, a little handy, but still familiar.Her eyes drooped, and her nose was sour.The scene where her mother didn't have the anger to urge her to practice the pipa seemed to be yesterday, once she thought that she would be forced to play the pipa for a lifetime, but she didn't expect that now even being trained has become an impossible thought.The director team directed the camera in the headset: "Yes, Ruan Yu plays the pipa well!"
Hurry up, hurry up!
Tweet a close-up!
”Ruan Yu's singing skills belong to the KTV level at most, but she plays the pipa too well.She held the pipa and sang with her fingers, her fingers flew over, under the live broadcast camera, she hung her head slightly, her clothes fluttered, and the tear moles under the eyelashes were small and hooking, so beautiful that the entire director team slapped her thighs directly, and for a while, the sunspot who was waiting for her to make a fool fell silent, and even the barrage that scolded her was less.Singing: "Quietly ask the holy monk, is my daughter beautiful......
"Hang Hang clapped his hands desperately: "Beautiful!"
My sister is so beautiful!
”The camera caught a little tear at the end of Ruan Yu's eyes, in front of the screen, the fish powder was about to be broken, who can't afford to be protective, how can we Xiaoyu bully others, being bullied by others is almost the same!!
Now there are all kinds of scolding Ruan Yu on the Internet, ridiculing character and character, but only she has never laughed at her face.Under the live broadcast lens without any post-filters, every inch of Ruan Yu's face was magnified in front of the audience, and her delicate facial features easily resisted the test of high-definition lenses, her skin was as white as porcelain, and she couldn't find any flaws.The audience couldn't help but take their breath away.She plucked the strings on the shaft, and her clothes fluttered like light yarn, which was so amazing and beautiful that she was fairy.There is really nothing to laugh at in terms of appearance.The author has something to say: There is a change at zero o'clock, and the little angels who go to bed early will watch it tomorrow morning~ PS Jiyou helped change the copywriting, and changed clothes with one click, this is probably a miracle Warm and Warm TVT Chapter 29 The demon monk Ruan Yu played this pipa, not only made the barrage stop a lot, but even the female king at the scene was short of words for a while, and she was still unfinished.When the song stopped, the royal robe waved: "Very good, let's do it again!"
”"One song is enough."
Duan Rin suddenly got up, handed over the Guan Wen props given by the program team, and made a gesture without humility or arrogance, "The poor monks and apprentices came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and asked Your Majesty to stamp the seal for me, so that I can continue on the road." ”Oh yes, Guan Wen.The female king smiled shyly: "The royal brother has worked hard all the way, so let's rest in the palace for one night first, and the matter of customs clearance will be discussed tomorrow." ”Ruan Yu dragged her fairy-like palace skirt and stepped forward, very sincerely: "No, Your Majesty, we don't work hard, we just want to clear the customs." ”The female king instantly made a straight face: "No, you have worked hard, this matter is not negotiable!"
”Ruan Yu: "......"
Damn.The director team nodded with satisfaction in the monitoring room, well done!
How can it be so easy for you to clear the customs, so the plot arranged next can't go?
There was no way, Ruan Yu went to change back into her Monkey King costume, and the master and apprentice were taken to the harem dormitory by the palace maid, and the four of them slept in one room.The room is antique, there is a table of eight immortals in the outer hall, but the inner room is a large bunk, each bed is close to each other, and there is not even an isolated bed curtain.Walking around the room, Ruan Yu found a lot of cameras that had been installed in advance.No.Shoot when you sleep at night?
Could it be that she really wants her to have a deep love for her 24-hour and family actors?
In the picture of a certain camera, Ruan Yu's delicate porcelain white face gradually zoomed in, staring at the camera thoughtfully.Director: ......
What does this ancestor want to do???"
Senior sister, what are you looking at?"
Hang Hang came over curiously.Ruan Yu: "You see that this little thing looks really chic, it must be a rare thing in the palace, why don't we tear it down and hide it, and take it to the west to dedicate it to Rulai, what do you say?"
”Hang Hang bent his eyes and clapped his hands: "Okay, good." ”On the side, Huang Zhilan felt naïve and had no interest in participating in this kind of seven or eight-year-old rebellious child's house demolition, and was about to turn her head to talk to Duan Rin, but found that his eyes fell on Ruan Yu, raised her eyebrows very slightly, and then a trace of smile appeared in her eyes, and there was always a little bit of inexplicable emotion.This emotion is between inquiry and novelty, and there is a glimmer of emotion that he is not aware of himself, and he indulges it without care.After acting in dramas for so many years, Huang Zhilan has always been very good at capturing people's emotions, and is even more sensitive than the camera.She suddenly smiled.Ruan Yu and Hang Hang really began to dismantle the camera.The director shouted with a walkie-talkie: "The group performance will come in and push the plot!"
Right now!
Right away!
Stop these two heartless ones for me!
Fast!
”At this time, three people fell in from outside the door, and the woman in the Chinese costume led by her butt was next to the threshold, and the jade crown on her head was crooked, and she didn't have time to help it, and raised her hand: "Don't dismantle it!"
You're pregnant!
Don't get the tire gas!
”"Huh?"
Ruan Yu turned around.The woman was helped up by the two palace maids, and sat tremblingly at the table of the Eight Immortals: "I am the princess of the daughter country, Your Majesty sent me to visit you, are you still used to living in this room?"
”Hang Hang: "I'm not used to it, it's too crowded." ”“…… Just get used to it. ”Taishi pretended to be deaf, "I see that your Yintang is black, which is a sign of pregnancy." ”Ruan Yu hehe: "Don't bully, I won't look at my face." ”Taishi turned a deaf ear: "Did you eat a bowl of tofu brain outside the palace earlier?"
”"I've eaten it."
Duan Rin answered."
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That's right!"
Taishi smiled, "There has always been a tradition in my country, women in their twenties can go and eat a bowl of tofu brain, and the beans used to make tofu brain are soaked in the water of the Zimu River outside the city, and they can give birth to children after drinking. ”Ruan Yu: ...... ?
I think of it, there is indeed such a plot in Journey to the West, but in the original play, Tang Seng drank the water of the Zimu River directly, and when it came to the version they played, it became eating tofu brain.said that this was not deliberately guided by the program team, and the ghosts didn't believe it.Huang Zhilan recalled: "The four of us now, except for Master, have all drunk tofu brain. ”Taishi: "After drinking the water of the Zimu River, it becomes fetal gas, and if you want to avoid giving birth to a child, there is only one way." ”"There is a Jieyang Mountain in the south of the city outside the palace, and there is a spring on the mountain, if you can get the spring water to drink, you can dissipate the fetal gas."
Duan Rin said lightly: "I'll go." ”"How's that going to work?"
Ruan Yu refused without thinking, and bent out a smirk of sympathy between master and apprentice, "......
Master, let me go. ”Where did Tang Seng go, in the original play, this copy was single-handedly went down by Sun Wukong, in order to ask for spring water, he also fought with the Taoist who guarded the spring, and Tang Seng went, but he couldn't beat someone's little thumb, and in the end, he couldn't get the spring water back and couldn't complete the task.…… No, she wouldn't fight.Ruan Yu asked: "Taishi, if I fight with someone at that time, I will definitely have a fetus, right?"
”"No, it won't."
She nodded, "Oh, that's not fighting, that's what you said." ”Taishi: "......" director team: "......" what kind of divine logic is she???
Ruan Yu wanted to leave the palace alone on a side mission, and before leaving, he was stopped by Duan Rin.He looked down at her thoughtfully, "Can it work?"
”"I can do it, I can do it, trust me."
She still smirked."
Hmm."
Duan Rin was stunned, his expression couldn't see anything, but his voice was lowered, "Be careful." ”Hang Hang threw a flying kiss to Ruan Yu, and his milk voice was milky: "Senior sister, pay attention to safety-" She didn't have any camera baggage, how Xiao Zhengtai's flying kiss was thrown back, and her smile was very sweet: "Okay, wait here for me to come back." ”Seeing this scene, the audience's mood was mixed and intertwined, and some barrages praising her came out one after another.
[found that Ruan Yu was very pleasing to children, Hang Hang stuck to her and didn't stick to Huang Zhilan. 】[She is actually quite friendly to other guests, no shelf. ] 】[Ruan Yu is really the lucky one who is favored by the god of variety shows, there is always a god reversal, it's really funny!!]
】[It's okay to pretend in front of the camera?
Are you still whitewashing Ruan Yu?
】[Her classmates all personally pointed out that she had bullied her before, how could there be a floor scrubber. 】[Vomit, Ruan Qianjin will have to paste sooner or later. 】[Ruan Yu roll. 】…… At this time, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room is still increasing dramatically, and the program director team looks at the bloody barrage, with mixed joys and sorrows."
Ruan Yu has no one to talk about, but this social impact ......
I don't know if the sponsors will let her use her in the next issue. ”"No matter, let's talk about it after filming this issue, notify the platform staff, and you can send the task."
Soon, the audience who was tearing up found that a small box suddenly popped up at the bottom of the live broadcast screen: [Plot: Sun Wukong will go to Jieyang Mountain to ask for spring water, but he is obstructed by the owner of the spring, Ruyi True Immortal, and only by completing the task given by the True Immortal can Sun Wukong get the spring water. 】[Choice: A.
Fill 20 buckets of spring water by yourself; B.
Eat 10 peaches in one go; C.
Count the number of all bamboo leaves in the bamboo forest.] 】[Note: This is a five-minute time-limited vote, and the option with the highest number of votes from the audience will form the task.] 】The next task was actually voted on by the audience, and this immersive and interactive feeling made the audience who were lying down and watching the live broadcast sit up all of a sudden.After breaking the news this morning, the impression of Ruan Yu by the melon-eating masses and sunspots at this moment is a "bad" word, how can such a petty task as fetching spring water and eating peaches be used to punish the black-hearted daughter, of course, they choose to toss her.Five minutes later, the results of the poll were in, and option C was ahead by a margin of 60 percent.Count the leaves for me to grow old!.
In the live broadcast screen, Ruan Yu walked out of the palace gate, asked the group performers for directions all the way, and finally came to a mansion outside the palace.That's right, the mansion.The plaque in front of the mansion reads "Jieyang Mansion", enter, the bamboo forest in the courtyard is sassy, the flowing water is murmuring, the rockeries are stacked, and there is a small wooden sign inserted on the top of the small rockery, which reads "Jieyang Mountain" three big characters.…… The program team, there is really you.There was a white-robed old Taoist standing next to the rockery, and when he saw Ruan Yu breaking in, he frowned angrily: "Who broke into my Jieyang Mountain?"
”"I ......
What's that, it's Monkey King. ”Ruan Yu reluctantly admitted.Ruyi True Immortal: "......
You seem to be disgusted with yourself?
”Ruan Yu: "I don't dislike myself, what I dislike is myself, I am me, and I am not me, can you understand?"
”What she dislikes is herself who is a male god of sexuality!
Ruyi True Immortal: "......
I don't really want to understand. ”"You want to come and get my spring water?
I don't give away this spring water in vain, if I want to get water, I have to get it, but I have a matter of heart. ”Ruyi Zhenxian walked the plot with an expressionless face, "I want to know how many leaves have grown in the purple bamboo forest in my courtyard, you can help me count them, and I will send you spring water." ”Ruan Yu: ???
the program group, why don't you count the stars in the sky?
The two looked at each other for a moment, Ruan Yu went around the bamboo forest, drilled out, and replied categorically: "There are 250941 leaves in total." ”Director: ......
What "two hundred and five is you", I feel that it is connotated."
That's not right!
How could it be counted so quickly. ”Ruyi Zhenxian blurted out a rebuttal.Ruan Yu hugged her hands and leaned on a bamboo, and smiled with crooked eyebrows: "How do you know that I am wrong?"
”“…… It's just not right anyway. ”Ruan Yu sighed: "Okay, then I'll admit defeat, tell you how many bamboo leaves have grown." ”No, how can this be a throw-in?
She doesn't play her cards according to common sense!
Ruyi is really stupid, and the director team is also stupid, originally this plot was to embarrass the guests, and planned to make a joke and then release water to give a hint, who would have thought that Ruan Yu would retreat immediately if she didn't advance against the current?
?
The director team didn't give instructions in the headset, so Ruyi Zhenxian had to hold back and say, "It's been long...... 106,000 leaves. ”Ed."
Wrong, one more.A total of 105,909 tablets. ”Ruan Yu spread out his palm, and there was a leaf lying in his palm, and he hummed proudly: "I just pulled a piece from the tree, so I guessed right, concede, concede." ”Ruyi True Immortal: ......
Director: ............
Spectator:..................
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How the can you do that?!
The audience who thought about giving Ruan Yu a problem before didn't see it as lively, but was slapped by this open-and-hanging reality, and the scolding was reduced a lot.
[It is recommended that the Department of Mathematics of Tsinghua University be admitted as soon as possible.] 】[Hahahaha, at first glance, he is an old puzzle gamer. 】[It's good that there is no bullying, I really love to watch her on variety shows, hey. ] 】[I believe in Xiao Yu, wait for the truth. 】[Don't wash, don't wash, don't wash, I vomited. 】[Roll on!
】…… The task was so easy, Ruyi Zhenxian did not really scoop the spring water to Ruan Yu, but took a jar of sealed water to her, and patted a red paper on the altar, and wrote the brand of a certain mineral water sponsor with a brush.When I returned to the palace, it was twilight, and dusk was approaching night.Since the show is broadcast live 24 hours a day, in the eyes of the audience, "Drama and Travel" is more like a wonderful parallel time and space, with audiences across the country holding mobile phones and tablets, watching the show while having dinner, and on the other side, Ruan Yu and several others are also having dinner.The female king asked the palace maid to send it, all, yes, vegetarian, feast.At the dinner table, Ruan Yu was peeling a small potato for Hang Hang, and he was weak while peeling it: "Didn't you say that the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart, what's wrong with eating some meat?"
Yes?
What's wrong?
”"Thank you, senior sister."
Hang Hang sweet voice.Duan Rin glanced at her and calmly continued: "This poem actually has the last two sentences." ”Ruan Yu: "......
What?
”Duan Rin also peeled a potato for Hang Hang, put it in his bowl, raised his eyes, and his eyes were dyed with a little smile in the light of the candlelight: "If the world learns from me, it will be like entering the devil's path." ”"......" tsk.Demon Monk.Ruan Yu sucked the mashed potatoes on her fingertips, wondering, how did she feel that this pair was getting more and more wrong???
This scene is simply so feeling, and the cameras being taken next to it are a little unstable to carry the machine, let alone the barrage.When the director team looked at the real-time barrage in the live broadcast room, the screen was full of "ahhhh"Don't say it, in fact, Duan Rin and Ruan Yu really have a sense of CP, they and Hang Hang are like a family of three, and Huang Zhilan next to them is redundant, so it's better to ...... us when we cut the essence version in the later stage" The chief director glared over: "Don't even think about it, do you want to die?"
Cut CP for Duan Rin, see if he has so many fans to kill you!
”The live stream continues.It's not interesting to be in the palace at night, Ruan Yu and they don't have a mobile phone, no computer, so they have to scribble and wash up and get ready to sleep.The palace maid brought a washbasin and a bunch of wooden bottles and jars, the big bottle was "Snow Dew", which was used for the female guests to wipe their faces and moisturize, and the small bottle was called "Fat Removal Balm", Ruan Yu poured it out and rubbed it, okay, it was actually a cleansing oil.Ruan Yu and Huang Zhilan took off their makeup and slept on the two innermost beds, Duan Rin slept on the outermost, with a single Hang Hang in the middle who didn't have all his teeth.The camera has left the room.After lying down for a long time, under the cameras installed around the room, I saw Ruan Yu get up again, took out a bottle of wooden canned food from the head of the bed that the palace maid had just taken, poured out two grains, and swallowed it.This is what she forced to bring in before the start of the show, others don't know, she herself knows, it's the heart disease medicine she has to take every day.It's all at this point, and the barrage is still very lively.
[A female star is a female star, and she is so beautiful without makeup. 】What does Ruan Yu eat?
】[It's a health supplement such as collagen vitamins, she has also eaten it in her professional disguise.] 】[Oh, Miss Qianjin's delicacy and other poor people don't understand. 】[Pampered. 】…… After taking the medicine, Ruan Yu just wanted to climb back into bed when he bumped into a line of sight.The light was very dim, Duan Rin half-propped up and stared at the medicine she had just put down, as if frowning, wanting to say something, but the camera didn't make a sound.What to watch?
Ruan Yu's weird inexplicable feeling returned, climbed into bed, rolled up the quilt, and slept.The next day, Ruan Yu and the others continued to follow the plot, and the female king kindly invited Duan Rin to visit the lake to enjoy the flowers, and never mentioned the matter of exchanging Guan Wen for them.It's still the cold spring of the end of March, and there are not even a spring flowers growing in the imperial garden of the palace, let alone any scenery.Ruan Yu complained while strolling, and the group pretended to look at the scenery in the garden, which was simply a stupid child's fun.The female king walked in front with Duan Rin, and Ruan Yu and the palace maid followed behind, it was really boring.may be because of the water chestnut itself, the female king's enthusiasm for Duan Rin is really like an Oscar statuette, smiling, shy and timid, but unfortunately Duan Rin cherishes the words like gold, his expression is sparse, and he is a holy monk who is not stained by the mud.It's a bit embarrassing.In this paragraph, there is still a BGM in the TV series, but they don't have anything now.Taishi obviously thought of it too.Everyone bypassed a small pavilion, the Taishi cleared his throat, and began to artificially sing background music: "Mandarin Duck Amphibious Butterfly Flying ......"
Under the tune, the female king stroked a trace of long hair in her ears, and glanced at Duan Rin beside her in the autumn waves.Suddenly, a singing voice added: "Do you want to change Guan Wen or not-" Taishi: "......" female king: "......"
The director team didn't expect Ruan Yu to suddenly come like this, and laughed.The corners of Taishi's mouth twitched, and he turned a deaf ear: "The garden is full of spring and makes people drunk-" Ruan Yu: "Am I not worthy of customs clearance-" Taishi: "Quietly, quietly ask the holy monk ......"
Ruan Yu: "Do you give customs clearance--give-give-don't-" Taishi closed his mouth indifferently.The effect of this show, really no one can't help it, the barrage is all laughing, and after laughing, there are still sunspots who scold strangely "Don't shake the bullying table and be clever and eyeballs", but there are far fewer unpleasant words against Ruan Yu than yesterday.The corners of the female king's eyes twitched, looking at Duan Rin next to him, he didn't look back, his eyes still fell coldly in front of him, but the corners of his lips hooked a little smile.Brother actually ......
Also laughing.The jokes of the live broadcast that day are also endless, most of them are from Ruan Yu, the director team is recognized, a natural drama spirit, the terrier king of variety shows, although the barrage in the live broadcast room is still smoky, but the popularity has only increased compared to yesterday.The female king stayed with her idol all day, offering her hospitality and dedication, and at dusk, she finally remembered that she was still a king, and said that she would deal with state affairs and say goodbye to them for a while.Ruan Yu and the others returned to their residences, frowning.If it drags on any longer, it will be time for the recording to end at noon tomorrow, and their task has not progressed at all.At night, the Grand Master knocked on their door.came in and smiled at Duan Rin: "Recently, I got a national heirloom in the Xiliang Women's Country, and Your Majesty asked me to come and invite the master to see the national treasure." ”Ruan Yu was in good spirits, and the plot came.According to the plot in the original play, the Taishi led Tang Seng to see the national treasure, in fact, he introduced the female king's bedroom to see His Majesty the beauty, and the scorpion essence also appeared at this time and abducted Tang Seng.In the end, the scorpion essence was subdued by the Pleiades Star King, and the female king was also relieved of the pain and let Tang Seng pass through the Guanxi Heaven to learn the scriptures.She tipped through the storyline.They need to complete two tasks, one is to successfully clear the level, and the other is to help the scorpion spirit fulfill his wish.So far, not a single task has been completed, and all the staff are missing a Song Yiran who was detained by the male proprietress of the tofu stall, and the scorpion essence's wish has not been clarified.Oh yes, the male proprietress asked them to help find his sister.Of course, the water chestnut in the barrage knew that the next scene was the scene of the female king's lust seducing Tang Seng, and they all exploded, and they all brushed "Brother don't go", which had the meaning of assassinating the program team overnight.Ruan Yu decided to follow the plot first: "Master, go early, go early and come back early." ”"Nope."
Huang Zhilan spoke."
Huh?"
After temporarily leaving the master out of the door, Huang Zhilan looked at Duan Rin: "It's not safe for Master to go here, along the way, are there still fewer monsters we encountered?"
Master is alone, and I am afraid that there will be danger. ”Duan Rin glanced at her, her expression was very light, and she didn't respond."
Don't go."
Huang Zhilan insisted.The atmosphere froze abruptly.Ruan Yu had five hundred small question marks in her head.No, what are you afraid of?
Don't we all know the plot?
There is also a pestle, who is in danger of the man who is almost 1.9 meters?
The water chestnuts who watched the live broadcast breathed a sigh of relief, but the director team choked on a mouthful of old blood and didn't follow the plot, what will they shoot next?
!
The assistant director keenly sensed something, and hesitated: "Brother Wang, Huang Zhilan, she ......"
"Yes, she just heard that Duan Rin would come, so she took our show." ”The chief director dusted off his cigarette ashes.Huang Zhilan likes Duan Rin, and it is no secret in the circle.I heard that Huang Yinghou was still in a certain cooperative drama filmed by the two back then, and tried to climb on Duan Rin's bed in the hotel, but it didn't seem to work out, and he offended me, and that incident made a big fuss in the circle, and during that time, Huang Zhilan was visibly depressed, and there were fewer notices of connection.After looking at it in the past two days, the rumors may be true, and Duan Rin almost ignored her.In short, she insisted on stopping Duan Rin from the plot, which would be difficult.The director was bald, so he listened to Ruan Yu's words: "Okay, then he won't go, I'll go instead." ”"Isn't Sun Wukong going to ......
No, it's me, I'm going to be seventy-two, right?
”Ruan Yu thought, "Then I will become a master and go to the meeting, won't it?"
Anyway, the female king can't see it with the naked eye. ”Director: "Let her go!!
”Okay Ruan Yu, I won't call you ancestor in the future, it's just a variety show living Bodhisattva!.
The dormitory is warm and fragrant.In the light veil of the veil, the female king leaned against the head of the bed, wearing a thin gown of water and red."
Your Majesty, the people have arrived."
The Grand Master raised his voice outside the hall.The candlelight and shadow were sufficient, and the female king saw someone approaching outside the tent, and opened the curtain shyly: "Brother Yu, ......"
Ruan Yu smiled and responded: "Eh." ”Queen: "...... why are you again?!!
The director reminded in the headset: "Attention, Sun Wukong has changed into Tang Seng at this time, you can't see it."
Repeat, you can't tell. ”The Female King: She can't see a fart!!
There was no way, but to follow the plot, the female king had a psychological breakdown and recited a tender confession to Ruan Yu, and she had to step forward and constantly tease the other party with body language."
Brother Yu, don't learn from the scriptures, marry me, you and I will be amphibious and share the country from now on, isn't it?"
The female king leaned over, Ruan Yu caught it without a little psychological burden, and hugged the beauty: "Okay!
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These thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are half of you and half of me, and the feelings will not be dispersed. ”Female King: No one is scolding the barrage of "......" at this moment, and they are all laughing silly.In this scene, the female king seduces the holy monk in the middle of the night?
No way?
It's a lewd monk attacking the female king at night, right??
The two of them were still on the surface of you and me, when they suddenly heard a shout outside the hall: "Master!
”Song Yiran, who had disappeared for almost two days, rushed in, pulled the two apart in fright, and debunked the female king: "Don't believe her!"
She's already possessed by a scorpion spirit!
If you agree to be with her, I'm afraid you'll be eaten by her tonight!
”Before Ruan Yu could react, he had been dragged out by Song Yiran, escaped from the dormitory, and ran around the palace for a long time."
Wait, wait—" Don't, don't run, you're going to die!
She has a heart condition!!
At the critical point where his eyes darkened, Song Yiran finally stopped.Ruan Yu's chest was tight and short of breath, she held her knees and gasped for a long time, her face was pale and bloodless, she slowed down for a long time, and when she looked up, she found that she was taken by Song Yiran to a desolate small courtyard.She gasped: "Where have you been these two days?"
”Unexpectedly, Song Yiran slowly let out a weird smile and said in a deep voice: "For the past two days, I have been thinking about how to come in from outside the palace.You were deceived by me. ”Ruan Yu: "Huh?
”Song Yiran: "This is my Pipa Cave, I am the scorpion spirit, and I am also the male proprietress you first saw outside the palace, after I detained your three apprentices, I tried my best to get on him, so the person you see now is no longer your three apprentices!"
Monk, I'm here to kill you tonight!
”The scorpion spirit is actually a man???
She couldn't understand the plot, Ruan Yu: "Wait, wait, you're the male boss......
You came into the palace to kill me?
Then you're not looking for a sister?
”"There's no sister at all, that's just an excuse to hold one of you up."
Song Yiran snorted coldly, "There is a demon mirror outside the palace gate, and we and other monsters can't enter at all, even if they are possessed by mortals, they will be illuminated with demonic energy, and only if they are possessed by demons like you who are qualified to come in, they will not be detected." ”Ruan Yu was so pleasantly surprised: "That means that you don't have to do the task of finding your sister?"
”“…… Change the question. ”Ruan Yu: "Oh, why did you kill me?
”Song Yiran's face was gloomy, and he gritted his teeth: "Trouble the palace, flattery, lewd monks dare, don't kill who you kill!"
”Ruan Yu: "Just because Your Majesty likes Tang Seng?"
Wait a while, your wish won't be to kill Tang Seng, right?
”At that moment, Song Yiran's expression was stunned for a moment, and he quickly came back to his senses."
It's all people who are going to die, there's so much nonsense, take your life!"
It is impossible to die, and just as the two were facing each other, a thunderclap sounded not far away: "Evil animal." ”Song Yiran turned around, shocked: "Xingjun?
”Ruan Yuqi went over to look, and the courtyard gate ......
No, there was Duan Rin and them standing in front of the Pipa Cave, and the Taishi also followed, with a white-bearded old Taoist next to him, who should be the Pleiades Star Monarch who came to collect the scorpion essence.Pleiades Star Monarch: "You fled to earth for the sake of harm, and tonight I will follow the way of heaven to punish you." ”Ruan Yu hurriedly blocked in front of Song Yiran: "Xingjun's subordinates are merciful!"
”Just kidding, the mission isn't done yet.She looked back: "Did you have any wishes before you died?"
”"I ......"
Song Yiran's face changed and changed, and finally fell into despair, "I still want to see her one last time." ”"At that time, I had a glamp of the long street outside the palace, and I stayed in the daughter country for her.I just wanted to see her again. ”Ruan Yu: "Do you like Your Majesty?"
Want to meet her?
”Song Yiran: "Hmm. ”The Taishi shouted not far away: "You are a monster, our majesty will never see you again, die of this heart!"
”The scorpion spirit is a man, and he is still infatuated with the king of his daughter's country, the program team really has yours, Wu Chengen's coffin board is really unbearable."
Okay, Great Sage, let me take this evil animal."
The Pleiades sighed."
Nope."
If you want to win the game, how can you do it if you don't complete the task, Ruan Yu's desire to win or lose came up, and she brainstormed for a long time, "There is!"
I have a way for you to see her now, is it just as long as you see her, your wish will be granted?
”Song Yiran nodded.Ruan Yu: "Actually, I am the Monkey King who has become a Tang monk, don't worry, I will change into Your Majesty immediately, and you will be able to see 'her' but you wish." ”