Ding Jiayue was a little nervous when she heard this, looked at Master Rabbit, and said that outsiders won't come in our house, right?
Master Rabbit said that he is stupid, you are also stupid, if the mountain gate array can enter outsiders, we will all die eight times.Ding Jiayue thought about it, and then jumped up and down to serve me porridge, and said to the little junior brother, you may be a little nervous when you first arrive, don't take it to heart, try the craftsmanship of the second senior brother.The meal is very rich, and Master Rabbit's craftsmanship is good, but Sister Begonia looked at these things, and her beautiful face was a little disgusted, and she turned around and sat under the window to look at the moon outside.Master Rabbit glanced at Sister Begonia, leaned over and stared at me and asked, did the person you said you saw give you anything?
Master Rabbit's eyes seemed to be expecting something.I opened my mouth to tell the book, but then I thought that no matter who that person was, I promised not to tell the book about it, and I had to talk about it, so I shook my head.Master Rabbit looked a little disappointed, and said with a straight face that there is no evidence of your fart, and it is estimated that you are lazy during the day, and you dream about it, so hurry up and eat.I didn't give up and asked, Master really doesn't have any brothers?
The rabbit didn't raise his head to pick up the rice in his mouth, saying that there is, but our door, after leaving the school, we all have to stand on our own, and it is impossible for the brothers to live together, you have no common sense in your fucking dreams.As soon as I heard this, I understood, saying that the left-handed old man last time was afraid that he was Master's senior brother, right?
Master Rabbit's chopsticks stopped at once, looked at me, and said How do you know?
I said, "It's simple, since that cigarette pouch and pot belong to the master, it must be something that never leaves your hand, and the only person who can steal what you don't leave your hand is someone close to you."
Also, why did he pretend to be Master and go to our village to deceive me?
I guess I've heard about my yin and yang mole, and where can I hear about it, I can only hear about it from the master.This shows that the two of them have a good relationship.The old man is from Xichuan, and it is unlikely that he is related to the master, since he is a companion, I guess he is a senior brother.Master Rabbit looked at me and said in disbelief How do you know that Master is not from Xichuan?
I said that Xichuan's accent is very distinctive, I often listen to tobacco sellers, and I have learned a few sentences, but you get along with Master day and night, and they are all local accents, and there is no trace of Xichuan's words, so Master can't be from Xichuan, and it is more likely that he is a local.Ding Jiayue was stunned, and I could see half of the potato chips in her mouth.Seeing me look at her, she grunted and swallowed the potato chips, and said with two eyes shining and said Little junior brother, you are a true god, this insight can solve the case!
Master Rabbit glared at Ding Jiayue and said You are embarrassed to say it, you entered the industry early, why don't you have this eyesight?
Ding Jiayue was a little unconvinced and said that I am not a peep at the Li family, where can I find this gene......
Speaking of this, her almond eyes lit up again, and said Little junior brother, your future children must also have this kind of gene, and they must be very smart.Master Rabbit said that you fuck a lot of nonsense, and other people's children are concerned about your shit, and eat according to your food.Ding Jiayue muttered that it was not necessarily, and continued to eat unconvinced.Speaking of which, I haven't seen the shadow of the master until now, and the strange thing of apprenticing to the master before we met is estimated to be the one I caught up.When I finished eating, Sister Haitang said, Maochang, the moon is very good outside, you can accompany me in the yard for a while.I agreed, and after washing the dishes, I went out with her.The yard here is quite large, the ground is also very flat, I feel that it is a bit of a waste not to dry the grain, the moonlight shines on Sister Begonia's flawless face, indeed, it doesn't look like a real person.Sister Haitang looked at me and said you know my identity, right?
There's nothing to hide, so I nodded.She smiled and said Are you afraid?
I shook my head and said that since you won't harm me, why should I be afraid of you.Moreover, Sister Begonia has been protecting me.Sister Haitang's deep eyes showed a hint of emotion, and she murmured, You seem to be the first person who is not afraid of me.She looks like she can only see it in a dream.I couldn't help but say, I know you're not Sister Begonia, can you tell me, what is your name?
When Sister Haitang heard this, she shook her head bitterly, saying that it wasn't that I didn't tell you, it was that I didn't remember.I was stunned for a moment, and then I guessed that Sister Haitang's ability was not only sealed by Zhang Tianshi, but even her memory may have been affected.At first, she was thinking about what to do with me to untie the final seal, but something must have made her change her mind and plan to wait and see what happened—so she hid here with me in peace, trying to think of something before deciding.I understand why she wants to pretend to be Sister Begonia, because her memory is incomplete, and she doesn't know who she is, so she uses Sister Begonia's name - she can eat people's essence, and she can eat people's memories if she can't keep them, and she knows everything about Sister Begonia from me.I said, it's okay, my Sister Begonia is gone, from now on, you will be my Sister Begonia.Sister Begonia touched my face and said okay - I know how much you like Begonia, I have seen it.My face burned all at once, and I said because of ......
She said that because Begonia is good to you, I will be good to you in the future.My heart is warm, I feel that the whole world, there is only her left in my eyes, and my heartbeat is like a jumping candy, with a fried.At this time, there was a rabbit in the house, and Sister Haitang glanced into the house, and suddenly became a little vigilant, saying Maochang, you remember, guard against the people here, you are smart, you know that there is no free lunch in the world, I watched, they are afraid that they want you something.I?
What do I have to draw a picture?
But I immediately understood, saying that it was trying to me, but in fact, it was because of my relationship with Sister Begonia, and if I controlled me, I could control Sister Begonia.And how strong Sister Begonia's power is that has not yet been unsealed, the people who eat yin and yang rice know better than me, such as the left-handed old man.I never want to think badly about people, not to mention that now they are really helping us, but Sister Begonia's meaning is just that you can't have the heart to harm people, and you can't have the heart to prevent people, so I nodded.A gust of evening breeze blew with the aroma of leaves, my bangs flew up, Sister Begonia helped me straighten my hair, her fingers were already warm like a normal person, I suddenly felt that I really wanted time to stop at this time, everything was so stable, how good.Sister Haitang put down her hand and asked, did you really see such a person today?
I nodded, saying I didn't know where it came from.Sister Haitang thought about it, you don't have a sticky spirit on your body, it's really not good, there must be some secrets here that you don't want us to know, you were involved in this line of work by me, you have to be careful when you do things, but ......
It doesn't matter, Sister Haitang smiled again and said I will protect you.I said in my heart that I know that I have really learned the ability, and I will protect you.Then she looked to the west again—at the locked hut, and said that you really have to listen to them, that there is something in there, and that the farther away you are, the better.I hurriedly asked, what is it?
Sister Begonia took a breath and said that it was something as terrible as me.As soon as my brain tightened, I instantly remembered that Yang Fengfeng's family had a water-stained twisted thing.An ominous premonition rose up, and it seemed that this peaceful day would not be long in coming.Then the rabbit's voice sounded, and he said, junior brother, it's time to sleep, come here, I'll take you to the bedroom.You can sleep with me.I wondered, there are so many rooms in this place, why do you have to huddle together?
Master Rabbit glared at me and said do you know what's in the other rooms?
This sentence shocked me - I also knew in my heart that Master Rabbit probably obeyed Master's wishes, spying on us, and not letting us break the last layer of seals.Sister Haitang looked at the room, but she was quite satisfied, and said Maochang, I don't worry that you live here.Master Rabbit is still very jealous of Sister Begonia, and has always been on alert, neither making times nor being enthusiastic, and letting Sister Begonia take care of herself.Sister Haitang smiled, let me have a good rest, and went out by myself.The rabbit master breathed a sigh of relief, hugged the pillow quilt, hummed a little song and looked in the mirror, and said Little junior brother, I think you seem to be quite a woman, come and help me staff officer, what do you think of my teeth, is it a whole peach blossom?
I said that it would be good, and that I could still plow the ground if I had nothing to do.With that, I looked at Master Rabbit's face.The human face is divided into twelve life palaces, the tail of the eyes, commonly known as the fish tail, the part of the adulterous door, is the wife and concubine palace, representing a person's marriage, after learning some basic common sense from the "uncle" in the afternoon, I clearly saw that the rabbit's wife and concubine palace was a dead ash, I couldn't help but say, second brother, you haven't had a partner yet, right?
Master Rabbit was stunned for a moment, and said with a stalk around his neck, fart, everyone on the road calls the master Wu Yifan in the Mr. world, and the girl who has been soaked by the master is lined up from Tongdelhi to Qingyang Road, you know a few handfuls of hair.That's impossible, according to the knowledge learned today, the appearance of the rabbit master, not to mention the peach blossom, is simply an iron tree, and it may not be able to bloom once in sixty years, but our line of work pays attention to seeing through and not saying that it is broken, I am only on the first day of entry, so it is better to keep a low profile.So I lay down under the covers, and I said that maybe I was wrong.But Master Rabbit immediately lay down and looked at me, and said, "Little junior brother, didn't you learn a little new introductory knowledge today?"
Otherwise, senior brother, I will test you with my own face.I have a mirror in my heart, Uncle Shi "taught me, saying that in our business, one, you can't calculate for yourself, and second, you can't deceive the person who lets you look at the face, otherwise it will damage the eyes of the face, and if you don't get a job, you have to be taken back by God."
Because I can't face myself, I can only find someone else if I want to predict my own good fortune and misfortune.I pretended to be very honest and said, Senior brother, you should take the test.Master Rabbit said a little nervously, you show me the conjugal palace, what color.Looks like he's really looking for a partner!
In fact, Master Rabbit's appearance is quite good, and this kind of appearance is also very popular nowadays, with a sense of fashion, but unfortunately because of the color of his wife and concubine's palace, he is destined to have no chance with a woman - maybe it is the legendary "lack of a door".I don't dare to talk nonsense, just say that I look gray for the time being.Master Rabbit's face turned gray all of a sudden, and then he glared and said that he was blind and said that he had not learned home at a glance, and he would endorse it well tomorrow, so as not to embarrass the family when he went out to do business.As he spoke, he lay down angrily and turned off the light.I agreed, and I really felt that the craft of looking at the face was very simple, just like watching TV - is this what they said, peeking into the gods and measuring the Li family, is God rewarding food?
Because I haven't slept peacefully for too long, I slept very sweetly, that is, I drank too much porridge at night, and woke up in the middle of the night with urine, so I went out to the toilet.As a result, as soon as I entered the toilet, before I could put the water out, I heard someone knocking on the door.I was already in a daze, but I was so scared that I peed on my pants this time, and quickly said, someone!
Good right away!
As he spoke, he urinated hard, but before he could think about it, the man outside the door said, I won't go in.What's that?
I inexplicably said that you don't go to the toilet and knock on the door?
I woke up all of a sudden, and then I thought about it, no......
Whose voice is this?
The man said, I just want to ask, what time is it.My brain was blown up immediately, speaking of which, the third taboo that Master Rabbit said today is......