Isn't it nonsense that Foxeye says you?
Without diamonds, who will do the porcelain work?
Now, I'm here to show you a way out.Axi, I call myself a little one in front of Sister Begonia, and I'm going to call myself this seat in front of me, and I really watch people put down dishes.The fox looked at me and said sharply, are you kid big or mentally retarded, when is it, and you still have a mind wandering?
I hurriedly said, I just have a big heart, not mentally retarded, please speak, please speak.The fox breathed a sigh of relief, and said that even if you kid took the shit luck, now, the underworld is short of people to run errands, but if you donate your body to the underworld, you are the living yin of our underworld, and the body belongs to our underworld, which is equivalent to confiscation, since you are a public thing, naturally you will not turn into a demon and be used by that thing.Handed over?
I'm not a stolen person, why am I going to hand it over to the public, I was dumbfounded when I heard it, and said to donate it to the underworld?
What is the donation method?
The fox eye waved his hand and said don't worry, we don't move your body, this matter is easy to do.Don't worry about anything else, you just go to the division with me and go through the formalities of living a bad job.I half-believe it, saying that the life is bad, is it like a flower girl?
If you want to say Hua Niang, sometimes basking in the sun in broad daylight, suddenly the two eyes turned white, and she fainted, whether it was on the edge of the manure tank or in the mud pit, the whole person was unconscious, as if she could lie down at any time when she was drunk.When she opened her eyes again, there must have been two big black circles under the two eyes, and she yawned and said that there were not enough people underneath, so she followed the errands.Another time, Hua Niang was in a coma for three days and three nights, Tan Dong's mother heard that Hua Niang couldn't wake up, so she went over to see the excitement, but just in time for Hua Niang to open her eyes, snorting and panting, as if she had run a marathon, she was a little disappointed and said Hua Niang, are you still alive?
Why are you gasping so much?
Hua Niang was confused at the time, said to pull Zhangjia Village surnamed Ma, the surname Ma is too strong, refused to go, I pulled back for three days and three nights, I really can't walk, go home first and rest for a while and then send it to the ground.Tan Dong's fucking maiden family is from Zhangjia Village, and he knows that there is indeed a man surnamed Ma, known as Ma Da livestock, who can push and plow the land, and he can do whatever the livestock can do, and he is really powerful, and the surname Ma has been really sick recently, saying that his heart is going to be bridged, Tan Dong's mother called his mother's family, and when he heard that the surname Ma was really dead, he was breathing for three days and three nights, and he just took his last breath.Tan Dong was a good thing, he was excited and curious when he saw such a thing, so he asked Hua Niang, you said that you brought Ma Da livestock, what about people?
Hua Niang's tired brain may not be able to move, so she replied directly that she was tied to a broom.Tan Dong heard this, and hurriedly went to find the broom, it doesn't matter what it sees, on the broom, there is a fly tied to his hair, and the fly is still alive!
Tan Dong thought crookedly, wanting to see if what Hua Niang said was true, so he let go of the fly.The fly regained its freedom, and it really flew crookedly in the direction of Majia Village, and after a while, Hua Niang suddenly fell asleep again, and then shouted that it hurt, as if it was a human beating.Tan Dong looked over, Hua Niang Gollum sat up from the bed immediately, glared at Tan Dong's and said that you are a dead old lady who almost killed the old lady!
Then Hua Niang picked up the undershirt, and saw that it was so good, and a lot of whip marks suddenly appeared on her back, which were still fresh and bloodshot!
Then Hua Niang rolled her eyes, and fell asleep again, and after a while, Tan Dong's phone rang, and when she heard it, her mother's family said that this is really weird, the big animal you just inquired about woke up again!
When he sat up from the spiritual bed, he cried out that he was thirsty, saying that he had been tied to a broom for a long time and had no water to drink, but as soon as he finished drinking, he suddenly screamed, saying that he would not go or leave.Tan Dong slapped his thigh, and then he convinced Hua Niang a little - later Tan Dong had an accident, she was blinded by hatred, and she forgot how powerful Hua Niang was.If I become a living person, do I have to faint in broad daylight, run errands with dark circles under my eyes every day, and if I can't get it right, I will have to be beaten?
Anyway, it's a chore!
The fox eyes seemed to see through my thoughts, and said, don't worry, you are different from the flower girl who grows in the ground, you are a respected person, who dares to work for you if you have nothing to do!
I won't tell you, I'm all duty, I have no choice but to go, when I saw her today, I was in a cold sweat on my head, and I couldn't straighten my waist!
It's better to do it yourself if you have a job, what do you want to do, so as not to ask for hardship......
Speaking of this, the fox's eyes were stunned for a moment, and he showed a look of regret, patted himself on the head, and realized that he had said something wrong.But my brain is fast, and I can guess the reason why Difu wants to save me this time.Since they don't dare to "work" me next to Sister Begonia, isn't it contradictory to what I said before that the underworld is short of manpower and asks me to help run errands?
They want to take advantage of this opportunity to take me in their hands, use me as a hostage to threaten Sister Begonia, and let Sister Begonia be a little jealous of the Difu for me - I am very important to Sister Begonia, and my life is in the hands of the Difu, isn't it equivalent to indirectly controlling Sister Begonia?
Sister Haitang is right, where is there a free lunch in the world, there are a few live Lei Feng in the world.How terrible is Sister Begonia's true identity, so that the underworld is so desperate to guard against her?
not only blocked the unblocking, but also made up his mind on the unsealing person.The fox saw that I was distracted, and was afraid that I would understand, so he slapped me on the head and said What else do you want, go quickly, in just half an hour, do you want to turn into a demon and even affect the Venerable?
I came back to my senses, yes, even if I figured out the intentions of the underworld, what was the use?
In my current situation, I have to sell my body, and I have to sell if I don't sell my body.Since I can't change it, it's better to face it calmly than to be afraid and worry, and I still make my own decisions about my life.With that in mind, I nodded and said let's go.The fox looked at me, his expression was a little cloudy, and he muttered to himself, what a family's blood, it's really like.At this point, I came to the front of a large house, which looked like a library.The fox eye led me in, there was a person like the administrator inside, the fox eye explained the situation, and when the administrator heard that it was me, his face suddenly became a little jealous, and said that it was the same door again, shouldn't it be the same as the Li family last time?
The fox eye smiled and said Look at what you coaxed, where do you want to go, the one surnamed Li last time has become our own person, and this can't run.The administrator seemed a little unconvinced, and while going to get the book of life and death, he looked at me warily, as if he was afraid that I would cause some trouble.I can't help but have black lines on my head, our "peep into the sky" Li family, is it really famous both above and below ground?
Waiting for the fox eye to take the book of life and death, I stretched out my neck to take a look, it was densely packed, all of them were names and biographies written with a black pen, the fox eye found the three words "Li Maochang", covered my life from letting me see, took a red pen again, licked it in my mouth, painted my name red, and then said with a smile, now it's okay, your body is under our control, and you can no longer become a demon, wait for you to go back, tie a paper figure as big as yourself, write your name, As soon as you burn it in your local temple of the City God, the formalities will be completed.It's really unlucky to burn myself - but I've become a living yin myself, and the auspiciousness of its yarn is unlucky.Anyway, there is nothing to regret, for the sake of Sister Begonia, I am willing.And the fox eye went on to say, by the way, every living yin has to belong to a real yin, I will introduce your immediate boss to you, and in the future, you will listen to her if you have any official business.When I heard it, I said that I didn't follow you?
The fox eye said bah, the beauty you want, this seat is black and impermanent, it is a bad boss, and it is several levels away from you!
I mean, I'm at the bottom of the food chain.As he spoke, he led me to another office-like place.At first glance, it was similar to an ordinary office, and there were a lot of desks, and there was a constant stream of busy people walking around inside.And when Foxeye introduced the "top boss" to me, I was stunned for a moment.