One is that once you start knocking, unless you find that person, the chopsticks can't stop, and the other is that it doesn't matter what direction the incense is going, you can't stare straight and follow it, but turn around and walk backwards, and you must not look at the "person" behind you.If you commit one of these two taboos, that is, you "break the contract" by yourself, and if something bad happens, no one will be able to save you.When Yuan Yuan heard this, he was terrified, and said in a trembling voice, little brother, you die all day long......
Dealing with this kind of thing?
Aren't you afraid?
I said righteously that I am afraid that there will be a fart, soldiers will be afraid of injury, and doctors will also be afraid of infection, but this is my own profession, and if I don't rush forward, who will rush.Yuan Yuan looked at my expression, not to mention more worship.Everyone said that it felt good to pretend to be forced, and I tried it today, and it really lived up to its reputation, and it was refreshing.People, you can't pretend to be forced, what's the difference between it and salted fish.But Zhong Lingxiu's voice rang out coldly, saying a few lonely souls and wild ghosts, what is there to be afraid of, in the Heavenly Master's Mansion......
My heart sank, no, I forgot that she was still here, and she became the scene of an accident that pretended to be forced to overturn.I'll have to keep in mind that it's risky to pretend to be in front of her - forget it, I probably won't deal with her in the future, right?
He is the chief of the Heavenly Master's Mansion.Yuanyuan witnessed the slap in the face, but it was very interesting to see through it without saying it, and he was busy saying that the cafeteria should have bowls and rice.With that, he took us to the cafeteria.I carried Zhong Lingxiu downstairs on my back, and with the evening breeze, her long hair gently brushed on my face, very much like the catkins that swayed in March.And......
It's so fragrant, I'm a little wondering, is her shampoo not rinsed?
At this time, I was slapped on the back of the head, and I was startled at the time, and I said that the ghost slapped the back of the head?
Then Zhong Lingxiu's cold voice sounded behind his ears: "Look at the road!"
”Only then did I realize that it was a dog, and I almost rushed into the holly bushes on the side of the road.Yuanyuan seemed to have forgotten the fright he had just received, and he laughed and said that you are really a good match.Zhong Lingxiu on my body stiffened for a moment, I was afraid that she would be angry again, so I hurriedly said with a strong desire to survive, don't talk nonsense children, my sister is a little fairy, where am I worthy of others.Zhong Lingxiu snorted coldly and said that you are quite self-aware.Before I knew it, she had put two of her gloves around my neck, as if to put the reins on my horse.When I got to the cafeteria, I put her down, got the bowl and rice, lit the incense in it, then took a chopstick, found the crossroads, and banged.In fact, it is very rude to knock on the bowl elsewhere, especially in the restaurant, it is simply a symbol of your smashing the field, no boss waiter will be willing, this is the extension from this spell, you attract hungry ghosts in other people's stores, who is willing.Knocking at home, eighty percent of them are also going to be pulled by the old man's ears, and sticking chopsticks into the rice vertically, as well as leftover rice particles, are the three taboos at the dinner table.I've been learning this method for a while, but it's the first time I've used it, so I don't have much practical experience, so I have to be careful.Sure enough, knocking and knocking, I suddenly felt a chill on the back of my neck, and my hairs suddenly stood up, which felt like someone was blowing behind me.The dead are coming!
Then, I watched, and a hand reached behind me and grabbed a handful of rice in the bowl.My whole body was suddenly fucking cold, just now under the desk, I haven't seen too clearly, at this moment, the hand behind me, right in front of my eyes, I can see it clearly - this arm is very thin, but there are no green tendons, like a paper man's hand.Then, the hand retracted behind me, and I distinctly heard the sound of "squeak, squeak, chewing raw rice!"
Eaten!
This is the same as Didi Dache's order-taking.I immediately started chattering with the beat of tapping the edge of the bowl, Xiao Duo, Xiao Duo, Xiao Duo......
A gust of cold wind rushed from behind me, and the tribute incense in the bowl really changed direction suddenly!
The first floated behind me.I didn't turn around, I followed the trajectory of the incense, walking backwards, Zhong Lingxiu and Yuanyuan saw me moving, and they also supported each other and followed from a distance.I couldn't look back, so I saw out of the corner of my eye that this was going to take us up to the school building.Walking backwards is quite difficult in itself, and you have to go up the stairs, so it's hard to walk, but fortunately, Zhong Lingxiu helped look behind her, and when she saw an obstacle, she would tell me.Although this service attitude is cold and unfriendly, bear with it.Finally went up the stairs upside down, his round eyes were getting bigger and bigger, and he said in a trembling voice, the rice in the bowl of the little brother ......
It's really less.Not to mention less, the hungry ghost behind me has not eaten the food (that is, the food for the dead) for I don't know how long, one by one crunched, if the bowl is smaller, it is not enough for him to eat, and now the bowl has bottomed out.At this time, I felt that my heels were on the ground—I must have gone to the roof.And after the last handful of rice in my bowl was also taken away, the tribute incense was extinguished.The hungry ghost has completed his mission, and it's done well, so I'd love to give him a five-star review.And my hands are also very sore at this time, so I finally don't have to continue knocking.Looking back, I can see that this should be the commanding heights of the entire school, and there is a bird's-eye view below, Xiaoduo is here?
I searched carefully for a long time, but I didn't see any trace of Xiao Duo,, I can't be that hungry ghost just now who led the wrong way, right?
At this time, Zhong Lingxiu also came up, and said expressionlessly, not necessarily on the roof.Where can that be?
But I immediately understood what she meant, and now I saw a heavenly slash next to this building.The so-called heavenly slash is that there is a very thin gap between the two buildings, and it is impossible to pass people, as if the two buildings were originally one, but were split down from the middle by God.This kind of feng shui can be said to be a paradise for lonely souls and wild ghosts - this place can be said to give them shelter from the wind and rain, just like canned food can attract octopuses, it will attract evil spirits, and people living in the place that attracts evil spirits will certainly not do any good.I stretched my neck to take a look, okay, this school should not believe in feng shui, and the sky slash has not made any remedies - it should be opposite the sky slash, and set up a sign that Taishan stone dares to be.And at this time, I saw a figure hanging in the crack of the sky.And that figure, with a slight yellow breath - it is a living soul!
I was shocked, Xiao Duo found it!
But behind her, there was a shadow, the moonlight was very bright today, and my eyesight was also very good, and I could clearly see the thumb of the black shadow, which was very thick.The big pig's trotters are also behind Xiao Duo!
Seeing that the big pig's trotters don't let go, I have to call Xiao Duo back.So I turned around and asked Yuanyuan to call Mediterranean and tell him to let him call his daughter's name loudly on the phone.This is a kind of "shouting soul", the voice of relatives is the most effective - at the funeral of our hometown, before the old man dies, there will be filial sons and grandsons who close the door and put the curtain and shout together.Soon, the phone was connected, I asked Yuanyuan to turn on the speakerphone, and the rough voice of the Mediterranean rang out loudly in the silent night: "Girl!
Go home for dinner!
”Under this shout, the living soul with a little yellow light immediately moved.Effective.Obviously, she wanted to follow the voice back - as long as she did, I was afraid I could tie her to the red thread and take her back like a kite.But as soon as she moved like this, she was restrained by the black shadow behind her, and she couldn't move at all.Damn, the big pig's trotters are blind, this is kidnapping.Seeing that he was so obsessed, I had no choice but to lift the curtain of the door - showing a small hand.So I stretched out my hand and wanted to get the yin mud on the Baihui acupoint down, revealing my identity as a living yin, but as soon as my hand was raised, I reacted coldly, no, now the demon is also looking for me, if I show the Baihui acupoint and be found by them, it will be troublesome.Thinking so, I had no choice but to put down my hand stupidly, and instead gave me a verbal warning, saying that you listen to me, I am a living yin, and I have donated my body in the City God Temple, and now I will hook your soul, and you will come up for me!
In fact, according to Xin Wei, when we go to hook the soul, we also have to show a work certificate - one is the blue light on the Baihui acupoint, the other is the soul hook rope, and the other is the life and death documents.However, Xin Wei looked at Sister Haitang's sake, and felt that he would not pull me down to work in this life, except that I brought the green light of Baihui Acupoint, and the equipment for hooking souls was not given to me at all.I can't fucking bluff anyone, and that makes me feel a little weak.Sure enough, the voice of the big pig's trotters rang out coldly, saying that you ......
You're an imposter, what are you......
Miscellaneous......
Nothing.Fuck, you're pretty good.Yuan Yuan saw that I was talking to the air again, and immediately hid behind Zhong Lingxiu, kept drawing a cross on his chest, and at the same time chanted Amitabha, I don't know what to think.Zhong Lingxiu glanced at it and said indifferently, he didn't seem to want to enter reincarnation, so he just used it as a tonic for me.As soon as I heard it, my back was cold, and I said that impulse is the devil, and this kid is a ghost for a while, and if he can fight, he doesn't want to fight.Zhong Lingxiu didn't pay attention to me, just stared at the big pig's trotters, thought for a while, and then said, then you fight first, when will you call me again.With that, she took Yuanyuan and walked away.As soon as I thought about it, it was so stalemate, there was no other point except wasting time, and the big pig's trotters didn't come up, so I had to go down.It's this building - at first glance, it's a bit of a cool breeze to the heart, but it's high enough, if you really fall down, then I'll go directly to the underworld to find Xin Wei and Fox Eye to report.