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Chapter 86: Feng Shui Tree


Take a closer look, it looks like an ancient seal character, and it is written the words "Phoenix Archway".I know the Phoenix brand bicycle, but I really don't understand what the Phoenix archway means.The little fat man took advantage of the sunlight to look at it, and said a little puzzled that he didn't know what it was, but it was a little familiar, and when he came home next time, he would ask home.It's probably which shrimp soldier and crab general under Zuo Yihang, next time I see the defense point.But the expression of the long hand was terrifying, my eyes were sharp, I had already seen it, and asked him if he knew the catty in it?

But the long hand turned his face, and he didn't squint, and ignored me.I've always been a little puzzled, and I don't know why he saves so much electricity, and he can't save a family heirloom.The next day, the little fat man came to call me and asked me to go to the South Garden with him, and I had another task to do.When I arrived in the South Garden, I saw Zuo Yihang standing next to the pink and bright oleander, talking to Xiao Song, Xiao Song's expression was quite hideous, as if he was saying something special to relieve hatred, gritting his teeth.As soon as he saw me and the little fat man coming back, Xiao Song immediately withdrew his expression and looked at Zuo Yihang with anticipation.Zuo Yihang saw that we were coming, and said with a smile: "Lingxiu is not here, so the affairs of the Heavenly Master's Mansion are to be arranged-it's good to familiarize yourself with it in advance." ”This means that he is preparing for being the head of the Heavenly Master's Mansion in the future.And he then said: "You are still a trainee celestial master, I will arrange a better thing for you to do, according to the rules, you can bring someone, I think you can go with Zhang Yijie." ”Zhang Yijie is the name of the little fat man.When the little fat man heard this, he muttered to me in a low voice, saying, "But according to the rules, we are an "internship", and there should be a third-class heavenly master with us, right, this time only let the two of us go?"

”I know in my heart what kind of little shoes Zuo Yihang wants to wear for me, forget it, anyway, it is for promotion, it was not almost the same as myself last time, and Xiao Song did not come in handy.And what we want to do is to deal with a "shameful" thing - but not the "shameful" on the face, it is that place, many people are missing, and they are all women, and this time, we want to find out the culprit of the "shame".It is a small mountain village, on Huzhizi Mountain, not too far from us, but the mountain road is quite difficult to walk.I've been picking up dung in the fields to work, but I don't think it's any better, the little fat man is from the city, and he didn't have a lot of activities before entering the Heavenly Master's Mansion, and he was out of breath and complained.I wasn't afraid of anything else, but I was afraid that I would sweat and wash the mud down, so I was extra careful and rested several times along the way.The little fat man gasped and said, "Oh mom, if I live in this ghost place, then I don't want to go down the mountain for the rest of my life......

Eh, what's that?

”As he spoke, the little fat man pointed ahead with one hand.I looked at the little fat man's hand, and saw that there was a large cemetery in front of me, but the cemetery was covered with red cloth, and the red cloth was still very new.The little fat man was a little puzzled and said, "Lao Tie, do you think this is a secret marriage?"

”I shook my head, although there will be flowers or something in the underworld marriage, but you must not use red cloth, red cloth is to ward off evil spirits, it can hurt ghosts, who is willing to hurt their own family.In my opinion, eighty percent of them are evil in the cemetery - these red cloths are the dead people in the town cemetery, so don't climb out.In our hometown, there is this taboo, as long as two people die in a cemetery within three months, then the grave of the two newly deceased people must be covered with a red cloth - which means that the newly deceased people are trapped and prevented from climbing up to find a substitute.Is the loss of the woman here related to the cemetery?

I took a closer look and found that there was a road on the Kun side of this cemetery, which went straight to the cemetery.According to the "Book of Divine Appearance" left by the master, if Kun Fang has a way to shoot directly to the grave, the descendants of the grave will die violently.If the road is bent into a bow shape, and this shape appears on the Kun side of the tomb, not only will the old mother be killed or injured in the family, but the main woman will run out.From a distance, the road does look arched and outward......

That's really close to the current "lost woman".At this time, the little fat man suddenly found that on the other side of the cemetery, there was a big mulberry tree hugged by several people, which was full of purple-red mulberries, dangling in the hot wind, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva, saying Lao Tie, I was going to die of thirst after climbing the mountain road for a long time, you wait for me, I'll pick some to eat.As he spoke, he ran to the mulberry tree with a twist and a twist.I grabbed him and said no, I'm afraid I can't eat the mulberries here.The little fat man was stunned for a moment, and asked me what I mean by this, why can't I eat it and use pesticides?

I shook my head and said, look, the mountain roads here are very clean, and the footprints on the floating soil are very new, indicating that people pass here every day.But if you look at the mulberry tree again, the lowest branches are full of fruits, and the leaves are also very complete, which means that no one comes to pick these mulberries at all, and the locals don't eat them.The little fat man was very unhappy, and he said that he was too lazy to eat here, and it was a pity to miss such a good mulberry, so he broke free from my hand and climbed up the mulberry tree.Usually the little fat man has a very slow personality, but at this time, Mali is almost inseparable from the monkey, and I didn't stop it.As soon as the little fat man pulled, he pulled the low-hanging branches of the mulberry tree over, first rubbed them into his mouth, and immediately shouted: "Lao Tie, if you don't eat it, it will be the biggest loss this year!"

It's sour, sweet and juicy, it's just incurable, it's better than organic mulberries imported from the United States, this is all natural, green and pollution-free......"

As a result, he opened his mouth blackened by mulberries, and before he finished speaking, he suddenly called out "oops": "Who the fuck hit me?"

”When I looked, I didn't know where, and threw a stone at it, and it hit the little fat man's head.The little fat man was annoyed at once, and when he turned around, he looked behind the tree, but a large group of people rushed out of the bushes, holding a dung fork and a pickaxe, and roared at the little fat man: "You come down!

You turtle son come down for Lao Tzu!

”These people are dressed as local peasants, and the little fat man has never seen this battle, and he slipped down from the tree with a thorn, hid behind me, and said, "Lao Tie, is it a robbery?"

I heard that there is nothing wrong with the poor mountains and bad waters!

”When I saw that these peasants were quite old, if they were really robbed, then there was no reason for these old men and old ladies to rob them, so I quickly said that we had no malice, and if we did something wrong, we apologized.As soon as the villagers heard that I was very polite, their anger was only half gone, and they pointed to the little fat man behind me, and said that they wanted to apologize and let the fat boy kowtow!

When the little fat man heard this, he was very unconvinced, and he stiffened his neck and said, "Didn't you just eat a few mulberries?"

As for being so fierce?

This mulberry is worth a few dollars, and I'll pay you it for you. ”As a result, the fire that the villagers had just lowered was arched by the little fat man again, and he was about to stretch out his dung fork at the little fat man, saying that he was disrespectful to his grandfather or something, so he had to give him some color to see.When I heard this, I understood in my heart, pushed the little fat man, and said that you hurry up and kneel down and kowtow to the big mulberry tree three times, and then say sorry to the grandfather, and this matter will be over.When the little fat man heard this, he stared at me in disbelief and said, "Lao Tie, they bullied me, and you also let me out?"

I kowtow to a tree alone, and my name is Ah Gong, so the coffin board of our Liu family ancestor can still hold it?

”I said no, the big mulberry tree is not an ordinary mulberry tree, it is the feng shui tree of this place.Feng Shui tree is a local custom, which means that a certain ancient and lush tree in the village can keep the peace of the village, and the people in the village will recognize this tree as a father, which means that the child will be blessed by the tree, and grow up vigorously and safely for a lifetime.The little fat man's brain is still good, and when he heard this, he also remembered the exquisiteness of the feng shui tree, so he reluctantly sighed unlucky, so he had to kneel on the big mulberry tree and kowtow a few times, and muttered a few words of forgiveness to his father.I told the villagers that I was willing to buy three pig's heads to make amends for the big mulberry tree, and this was the end of the matter.The people in the village were relieved when they saw that I was quite sincere, and then they became curious and asked us strangers what they were doing here.I introduced the identities of the two of us, and when the villagers heard this, they looked at each other, and then they threw the guy in their hands and surrounded me, saying that I had seen the face of the old gentleman, and I must save the people in the village.The little fat man pursed his mouth into a catfish, as if to say, "I knew this was the case, why bother in the first place" - now he is taking us as a savior, why didn't you go to ask for a mulberry tree when something happened earlier, and begged us when you came.However, the little fat man is also quite knowledgeable, just like dumplings in a teapot, he didn't say anything with a stomach.After asking, it turned out that the loss of women in their village began in the spring of this year.This village is the only village in Huzhizi Mountain, and the young people have gone out to work, and some old men and old ladies and young girls and daughters-in-law who take care of the children are farming at home, which can be regarded as a left-behind village, and they have been safe and sound for so many years, but in the early spring, strange things began to happen - at the beginning, it was the young girls and daughters-in-law who lost their underwear one after another.Everyone didn't take it seriously, thinking that it was hanging outside, and the wind blew away, but then it was really evil - locked in the cabinet, it was gone, these girls and daughters-in-law were quite bottomless, suspicious of who stole it, and planned to find a chance to catch the pervert, but no one has ever caught it, and later, when they went to the thatched house, they always felt that someone was staring at them behind the wall, not to mention how crazy it was, but out of the thatched house, there was no one outside.Later, it developed into bathing and sleeping - they always felt that there were a pair of eyes peeking, who could stand this?

Some people are suspicious that it is the old bachelor Xie Bonus in the east of the village.He didn't marry a daughter-in-law in his forties, he didn't work hard, he didn't go to work, he lived on the little property left by his father, he shrunk his neck all day long, and when he looked at the white girls on the street, he looked straight into the neck collar, and the girls and daughters-in-law in the village hated him.If there is a pervert, he is the number one suspect.But there is no evidence, and it is not good to splash dirty water, it is all a village that does not look up and looks down, and it is not good to look at it if there is a misunderstanding, and if you want to catch it, you have to catch it.So they came up with an idea to lure the snake out of the hole - and before they could think about it, something would happen.This old Zhou girl has always been the most daring in the village, and the people are also spicy, she came up with an idea, planning her to find a moon day, take a bath at home, and let the other girls and daughters-in-law ambush outside in advance, once they heard the sound of her throwing the soap box in the house on the ground, they came in together and caught the dog on the spot, doesn't he like to watch it?

Press his head in the tub and see!

Everyone thought it was okay and supported it, and when the day came, they were all ambushed outside.Sure enough, it didn't take long for there to be a sound of water inside, as if someone had come out of the bathtub, followed by a crisp sound of a soapbox hitting the ground.The girls and daughters-in-law were very excited, gritting their teeth and thinking, this is considered a relief of hatred, but when they rushed in to take a look, they were dumbfounded.