I never expected that the one on the other side turned out to be a long hand - it was his Lu Ban ruler who collided with the three or five evil slashers.Ball, I said which evil thing ate the bear's heart leopard gall, and dared to say hello to the three or five evil slashers!
The face of the long hand was covered by the shadow of the walnut tree, and a clear moonlight appeared on the tall nose, and I had to put away the three or five evil slashes, and said inexplicably: "What are you doing here?"
”Long Hand ignored me, but turned his face to look west.In the distance, a dark shadow disappeared in the west, and it was impossible to catch up.This makes me angry, everyone says that I am a mourning star, I see that the long hand and each other are not good cakes, it is not so harmful.I suppressed the urge to beat him up—I don't think I could beat him either—so I had to ask him for an explanation, and he turned his face, walked on his long legs, and walked to Gui Zhen's house, saying don't worry, that thing will come out.I looked back, but I had no choice but to follow him back to Gui Zhen's house.As soon as I made such a big disturbance just now, Gui Zhen could still stay anywhere, and she had already run to the yard, and when she saw that I had brought back a big living person, she was also stunned.The little fat man had been by Gui Zhen's side, but he was also surprised when he saw the long hand suddenly appear.I had to introduce the long hand - but when I introduced it, it was also a momentary speech, how to introduce it?
Said it was a colleague, he was not from the Heavenly Master's Mansion, he said it was a friend, I really didn't have such a big friendship with him, I thought about it for a long time, so I had to brag that this was my bodyguard, don't worry about me, come and see.Gui Zhen admired it very much, and said that the elder brother of the Li family was really a big deal, and he even had bodyguards around him.Long Hand was noncommittal, lying on the bed and hugging Lu Banqi and fell asleep - into my bed.I took a look and hurriedly snatched the quilt back, but he pressed it so tightly that he couldn't pull it out.I don't know if he really slept so soundly, or if he deliberately pretended to be garlic, so I especially wanted to kick his feet.When the little fat man saw him coming, his expression was also a little puzzled, and he pulled me over and asked, Lao Tie, the real person doesn't show up, can you still ask the bodyguard who moved this number?
I have to say that maybe it's fate.Saying this, I saw that his shoes were very worn--he should be quite pampered by his background, so why should he come here to find me?
Could it be ......
What's the danger here, he's afraid I'm dead?
That evil thing only catches girls and daughters-in-law, but not men, what is there to be afraid of.Thinking so, I wanted to share the quilt with the little fat man, but the little fat man hurriedly said that he was too fat, I was afraid that he would not be able to evenly, and he was not used to being meat with a man's quilt, so he wrapped himself like a silkworm chrysalis and closed his eyes.It's as if you've been with some woman's flesh.I can't do it, because I have a habit of sleeping without a quilt at night, and the next day I will be strained, so I simply got under the quilt with long hands and lay down, anyway, I don't have so many things to do with the little fat man, and I am ready to raise my spirit, and I will catch that thing tomorrow.Fortunately, the little fat man was lying in his long hand, and he didn't dare to snore, but I fell asleep.It's just that I was dazed in the middle of the night, and I don't know why I also had a strange feeling, like someone was staring at me, which made me sleep very unsteadily-I was listening to the things of the girl and daughter-in-law, and I was thinking about it day and night.In my dream, I was chasing after that person, but I couldn't reach it, and finally I got to a river, and I wanted to catch that thing, and suddenly the thing turned around and took me to the river.I opened my eyes and found that it was dawn, and when I woke up, I first smelled a smell of aroma - it seemed to be bud rice porridge.When I turned my face, my long hand was long gone, and the little fat man slept very soundly, foaming with snot.When I got up, Gui Zhen was diligently serving porridge and side dishes to the long hand, and it seemed that she was talking quite happily.The little fat man also woke up with a snort at this time, and said in a loud voice that it was so fragrant, the corn porridge should be best served with seaweed and shrimp rice skin, and some sesame oil should be added, hey!
As soon as he said that, he ran over to eat porridge.I also followed, Gui Zhen saw that I got up, her face was red, and she hurriedly filled me with a bowl, and then handed it to me, I thanked me and took it, and when I smelled it, I felt that this porridge seemed to have a strange taste.I have a very smart nose since I was a child, and I can eat chickens that grow up on wheat and chickens that grow up on feed, how can this taste be hidden from me, I reached out and took a spoon and stirred it in the bowl, okay, stirred out a spoonful of hair.As soon as I dug this out of the porridge, the little fat man was also stunned, snatched my porridge bowl and fell to the ground, it doesn't matter if you look at it, there is a dead mouse in the porridge for a long time!
Gui Zhen said "Mom", and the spoon in her hand was gone: "This ......
What's going on?
”Yes, I watched Gui Zhen put the porridge into a clean bowl for me, how did this mouse appear?
The porridge is piping hot, the mouse is almost still alive, naturally the hair is scalded, revealing a round white belly, and still struggling, the little fat man looked nauseous for a while, the porridge can not be eaten, the bowl is also put down, and the long hand is still holding his own bowl to eat with relish, saying: "Eat and will not die - isn't the mouse meat all protein?"
”The little fat man was excited, and said in a trembling voice: "It's not to death, but the toad crawls on the surface of its feet and doesn't bite people, it's disgusting!"
”I took a chopstick and put it in the bowl of my long hand: "If you like to eat, you will be cheaper." ”With a long hand, he put down the bowl and said thank you, it was full.I looked at the dead mouse, and said in my heart that it seemed that the evil creature had passed through yesterday's photo, and it was considered to be a bond with me, and he didn't dare to come to me in broad daylight to find trouble, and planned to play tricks on me secretly.Manly man, what kind of children's tricks are played, that's how I can see this thing.The little fat man turned around and picked a handful of mulberries from the big mulberry tree in the yard, and while eating, he asked me what I should do now.The most important thing to do now is to lure that evil thing over, so as to see what it is, but the previous "bait" has been lost, and Gui Zhen can no longer be let out, as soon as I think about it, let Gui Zhen lend me his underwear, and I will lead that thing.When the little fat man heard this, he hurriedly said: "Lao Tie, do you want to dress up as a man or a woman?"
”I said that I can only get out of the way now - Gui Zhen and I will change identities.As the saying goes, the south is Mao and the north is a horse, which means that there is a difference between the north and the south, the south is famous for the Maoshan Taoism, and the north is famous for the horse fairy.This method of swapping identities is a kind of Maoshan technique.When the long hand heard it, he was interested, and looked at me as if he was looking at a fresh finch, and said that you can also Maoshan art?
I don't, my master's Shenxiang III is not marked in the Shenxiang book, but "Uncle Shi" has marked it.This technique is called the stand-in technique, how did it come about, in fact, it was originally to prevent the ghost from pressing the bed.Some of the ghost press beds are lighter, that is, you can't move suddenly when you sleep, and some are heavier, that is, the beautiful girl is taken advantage of by the dead, and the beautiful girl will lose her essence after a long time, and the heavy will die, this magic is to let Mr. and the beautiful girl change their identities - as if Sun Wukong and Gao Xiulan changed their identities to punish Zhu Bajie, let the evil thing take it lightly, and then capture it in one fell swoop.I haven't done it, but it doesn't seem too difficult.First, I changed into the girl's clothes from the inside out, second, put on the lipstick rouge that the girl usually uses, and third, I turned two bowls of rune water with the girl, and each dripped blood in it, I drank the girl's blood rune water, and the girl drank my blood rune water, in the eyes of evil things, I am the girl, and the girl is me.Speaking of which, Hua Niang also used a similar trick - when Sister Haitang and I escaped from the village, she exchanged the identity of the paper man with me.Just do it, everything is ready, Gui Zhen looked at me in a flower skirt and tried my best to tie my short hair into a small braid, I wanted to laugh and panicked, and asked cautiously: "Brother Maochang, is this okay?"
”I replied, no problem, but there is one thing, after you drink the talisman water, you must not make a sound, as soon as you make a sound like this, the stand-in technique will be broken, and I don't know what will happen when the time comes—I'm not afraid, but you're a little dangerous.Gui Zhen's face moved in horror, and she quickly nodded, covering her mouth to indicate that she would never speak.Saying this, he wiped his lipstick on his mouth, handed it to me shyly and timidly, and whispered: "Brother Maochang, don't dislike it......"
I said that I didn't have so much to do, so I wiped Gui Zhen's lipstick.The little fat man looked at me stunned, patted his thigh, and said, "Lao Tie, I didn't think you would look like a woman, do you have a sister or something to introduce to me?"
”I was born after my mother died, stealing my sister?
The long hand looked at my nondescript dress, and it was also very interesting, as if looking at a monkey, which made me very unhappy.When the moon came out in the evening, I asked Gui Zhen to prepare the bathtub and everything in the room where she usually bathes, and then hid in the back room by herself, and I came to bathe her as a beauty.Then, let the little fat man and the long hand lie in ambush at the door, ready to press the head of the evil creature on the ground and rub it at any time.On this big night, I was a little sleepy when I was bored next to the bathtub, and I just held my chin and wanted to squint for a while, and suddenly I felt that there was one more person in the room.That hot look fell on the back of my neck.I suddenly came to the spirit, and I really attracted that goods!
Then, a man's voice whispered: "Gui Zhen!
Gui Zhen!
”I coughed, and then I said, "Who?"
”As I spoke, I turned my head to see what kind of sacredness this was.