I dodged with one hand on the wall, and the movement of my long hand was also very fast, and I slashed it without fear in the face of the golden flower python, and I felt his momentum that people don't talk much, and I thought to myself, this bodyguard is too reliable.As a result, I didn't expect that with a "ding", his Luban ruler also seemed to bounce back.So I thought again, after all, he is Zhong Shenxiu, a man who is feared by the Heavenly Master's Mansion, this little thing is nothing to him, he must be more and more frustrated, and he will not give up if he does not cut the golden flower python into tofu scum.What he didn't expect was that he himself didn't seem to expect Lu Banchi to bounce back, and "Huh?
”snorted.Then, he innocently said to me, "It's too hard to cut." ”me, I use you to notify?
The greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment, I couldn't help it, so I discussed with him: "The scales are too hard, we have to scrape them off." ”He thought so: "How?
”I took a breath, "You've ever killed a fish, haven't you?"
”"Nope."
Forget it, I'll be your bodyguard.So I told him okay, he restrained the golden python's mouth on the side, and I went to pry the scales on her seven inches - Archimedes said well, give me a lever, I can pry up the whole earth, with the ability to kill evil in three or five, it will definitely not be a problem.Long Hand thought what I said made sense and agreed.And we talked idle for a long time, where could the golden python that had just been provoked stand it, only to feel that a gust of fishy wind swept over, and it should be about to open its big mouth to bite us.Zhong Shenxiu was ready to contain the big mouth, and I didn't say a word, the lighter in my hand lit up, and Zhong Shenxiu's face was lit up first.His facial features are very three-dimensional, although they are all surprisingly peugeot, they are not sissies when matched together, but they are heroic, the bottomless phoenix eyes are lit by the light, and the golden flower python sees it, as if it was poked by the sunflower point acuman, and it will not move in an instant.It's like Xue Pan met Lin Daiyu for the first time - the romance was like a turn, and he fell to the ground.I took advantage of this opportunity to jump to the seven inches that I had already seen, and with a lot of dexterity under my hands, I only heard the sound of "dang", and poked at a particularly hard thing.I don't think it's right, it's not scales - this golden python chicken thief, seven inches, put something to defend himself!
Shocked by me like this, the golden python also felt that I had moved her weakness, and immediately woke up from the nymphoniacs, and turned around to bite me, I quickly shouted with a long hand: "Escort!"
Escort!
”The long hand didn't need me to say, "Huh" brought up a sound of breaking wind, and it had already crossed her big mouth, only to hear the sound of "dang", the long hand should have cut to the mouth of the golden python.I was prying that hard object, and my heart was cold, this is not good, don't swallow the long hand of the golden flower python, right?
But when I listened to it, the golden python didn't shake its long hand like shaking me, but it was still very sad as if sighing.I immediately understood, asking what is the situation in the world, the direct teaching python promises life and death, and the golden flower python is reluctant to hurt the long hand.I was happy in my heart, and I had a lot of strength under my hands, and with a "snap", the things on the seven inches of the golden flower python were pried open by me at once!
At this time, the golden flower python finally reacted, and with a shudder, she was about to run up - she should also be able to feel the power of three or five evil slashes, without armor, then if I make a little move, she will not be able to save seven inches.Because she was a beetle snake after all, it was instinct to fly, and she was about to jump to the top of the dirt wall—intending to escape through the exit of the mulberry tree.Where can I give it this chance, jumped up and grabbed her tail, the wind whistled past my ears, I lifted the three or five evil slashes with my other hand, and shouted at the little fat man on the top of the tree: "Get me a wind and thunder charm!"
”The little fat man was still muttering above, and as soon as he heard my voice, he immediately put out the wind and thunder spell: "The guards of the Three Realms, the Five Emperors are welcome."
All gods salute and harness the thunder.Demons are frightened, and spirits are dead.There is a thunderbolt inside, and the god of thunder is incognito.Insight and wisdom are thorough, and the five Qi are soaring!
”Heavenly Master subdued demons, mana is borrowed from God, these are the same as asking for rain and the like, it is a compulsory course in the Heavenly Master's Mansion, although the little fat man is timid, in the end it is an ingot, professional skills are still there, there are really evil things here, just listen to the sound of "pop", and the hole was invited down a thunderbolt.This golden flower python has not yet cultivated into a divine dragon, and what he is most afraid of is to be robbed, seeing this thunder, his huge body pumped for a while, and he fell down with a bang.I grabbed it and fell back into the hole with it.There was a loud "coax", and I felt like half of my body was numb.The long hand reached out in front of me and shook it: "Is it dead?"
”I gasped for breath and was about to take his hand: "No." ”As a result, as soon as he heard it, he retracted his hand and I pulled it into the air.Feelings, he didn't come to help me, what a waste of expression.I couldn't help it, I groped my way and stood up, the big golden flower under my feet was still trembling slightly, probably frightened by the thunder, motionless - what was even more surprising was that the branch of the mulberry tree was chopped down by the thunder, impartially, nailed to the tip of the tail of the big golden flower, and the big golden flower was nailed to death, and she couldn't move at all.I guess it's Ah Gong's apparition.At this moment, the little fat man's voice sounded from above: "Old Tie!
Are you okay?
”I hurriedly reported that I was safe, and at this time the sky was slowly brightening, and a morning light shone in, and I took advantage of the light to look inside, and saw a large group of women lying in the depths of the cave, breathing very steadily, as if they were sleeping.As soon as I thought about it, I thought that the snake didn't like wormwood, so I took out the wormwood from one of the wormwood sachets on my body and smoked it around.Sure enough, when this fragrance came together, those girls and daughters-in-law woke up one after another.When they opened their eyes, the first thing they saw was me, and they thought I was the pervert who had taken them captive, and they all screamed and screamed, deafening.Fortunately, Gui Zhen was also among them, recognized me, grabbed me and cried, saying, "Brother Maochang, it's scared me to death......" and the girls and sisters-in-law figured out the truth, and when they turned around, they saw the big golden python, and they were instantly frightened.So I asked them, have you done anything strange to you since you came here?
One can't mate, and the other doesn't eat meat, what did the big golden flower do with them?
They thought about it for a long time, and when they said that when they were caught, they felt that they were flying in the air, and they didn't feel anything else—and then they fell asleep, but they all had a dream, and they all dreamed that someone touched their stomachs, as if they were watching watermelons ripe.After thinking about it again, I came up with it, and then I asked the little fat man to help them all out.The little fat man knew that there was nothing wrong underneath, so he sent away the girls and daughters-in-law, and came down to visit the legendary beetle snake, and saw it with amazement: "Oh, I really didn't expect that I could meet this kind of thing, Lao Tie, you first met the three or five evil slashes, and then met the beetle snake, this luck, it is estimated that you have won the special prize twice when you buy lottery tickets." ”I fumbled around, and found something—the one that the big golden flower had protected me seven inches and that I had pried open.It was a scale, too, but it wasn't the big golden flower's own, it was very big—about the same as a pizza.Facing the sun, the light is colorful, lying in the groove, like dragon scales!
The big golden flower is enough, where did you get such a rare thing to defend yourself, no wonder the seven inches are invulnerable.The little fat man looked at the big golden flower and asked, "Lao Tie, if this is a mother, why don't you rob the man and grab the girl?"
Could it be that she is too short of men and wants to engage in lilies?
”I shook my head and said no, I guess she was thinking about having a child in her womb.For beetle snakes, giving birth to cubs is very physically demanding, legend has it that the beetle snake wants to break out of the belly of the big beetle snake, this big golden flower as the only remaining beetle snake, naturally does not want to die, she may be pregnant now, thinking about implanting the baby snake eggs into the body of these girls and daughters-in-law, so that the girl daughter-in-law will give birth for her - when the time comes, the little beetle snake can also get the human aura, practice, twice the result with half the effort.It's just that being a surrogate mother is hard, and the stomach is directly bitten out of a hole by the little snake, and the person will definitely not live.Fortunately, the ovulation of the big golden flower has not yet arrived, otherwise these girls and daughters-in-law will all suffer.The little fat man thought about it for a while, and hurriedly asked, "Then why did she steal underwear before?"
”I said that it is estimated that it is to see if these girls and daughters-in-law are clean or not, and whether they are qualified to be surrogate mothers.At this time, as soon as the little fat man turned around, he suddenly called "Mommy".When I looked, I don't know when, the big golden flower suddenly turned into a human form—it was her ankles, and she was still nailed by the mulberry branch, and she couldn't break free.Not to mention, she is really sexy - narrow eyes, thin lips, green silk draped down, delicate figure, indeed as bewitching as her voice, a wild beauty.At this moment, she glared at me angrily: "What's wrong with me, I don't want our clan to be cut off, am I wrong?"
”The little fat man was stunned at first, and then a little difficult: "Lao Tie, this, what should we do with this goods?"
”Zhong Shenxiu, who had been silent, suddenly said: "I heard that the snake tofu pot is very delicious. ”Da Jinhua's face changed in an instant, and she immediately said: "Don't don't, I'm about to become a dragon, you ......
You can't kill me!
”I muttered in my heart, that's right, no wonder she can cultivate into a human form, if that's the case, how can she have hundreds of thousands of years of cultivation time, I killed her, that's a big sin, it's not good for merit, it will definitely affect promotion, not only can't get merit, but if you can't keep it, you have to toss all the previous merits into it, but I don't kill her, if she continues to make trouble everywhere, how can it be a disaster.