The group of people was stunned for a moment, then remembered the rules, and instantly shouted: "The corpse is cheated!"
Cheated corpse!
”The little fat man grabbed my arm: "Old Tie......
Hurry, let's go quickly, those who are qualified to be collected by the Ma family are definitely not good stubble!
”There were three other girls among these apprentice celestial masters, and they screamed together, and the sound wave shook my eardrums.I sighed and said, "Ma Hongbo." ”"Hahahaha......"
Sure enough, Ma Hongbo seemed to be unable to hold back any longer, and burst out laughing: "Look at you guys scared like this, what kind of heavenly master are you, go home and play with your own eggs!"
”"Mom, you blew it?"
The little fat man got angry all of a sudden: "Have you eaten too much?
”"That's right!"
The other apprentice heavenly masters also complained, especially the three little girls: "What are you doing, you're scared to death!"
”"What are you afraid of," Ma Hongbo was very proud, and he was quite crazy: "These walking corpses are just some lifeless rotten meat, to tell you, as a descendant of the Ma family, I have been playing with these goods since I was a child, and among all kinds of evil things, the stupidest thing is these things, it's not that I scare you, it's that you are too timid!"
”I lit the candle again and said coldly: "Ma Hongbo, don't think that in your house, you can do nothing. ”"Yo, I can't do anything wrong in our family?"
Ma Hongbo just wanted to provoke me: "This is our family, I am the future head of the family, what do I want to do, I have to ask you an outsider, you bully people and bully us into our family, do you think you are the Eight-Nation Alliance!"
”Luo Ming, they wish I was deflated, but they were very excited."
You figure out a few things," I said: "First, the Ma family can save the walking corpse, that is the order of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, and second, I will take you to practice, it is also the order of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, you are not against me, you are against the Heavenly Master's Mansion - you can go back with me now, let's talk to the Heavenly Master's Mansion, your second uncle of the Zhong family and the chief Heavenly Master." ”When Ma Hongbo heard that the matter seemed to be a little serious, he suddenly felt a little playful, and his mouth was stiff: "I, I didn't say that I was fighting against the Heavenly Master's Mansion, and I kept saying that I couldn't forget the chief Heavenly Master, I was afraid that we wouldn't know that you were a ...... who ate soft rice" "I can't say this." ”I said, "If you insult the Chief Heavenly Master, you should also tell the Heavenly Master's Mansion in person. ”And I will take them out."
It's not like that!"
Luo Ming knew that things were not good, and if he really poked out, Ma Hongbo would suffer, so he immediately pulled Ma Hongbo and said, "It's not a big deal." ”This is not only like appeasing me, but also like giving Ma Hongbo a step down, although Ma Hongbo is a stunned young man, but in the end he also knows how to get off the donkey, and he pouted and said: "I'm troublesome, forget it." ”I said in my heart that you had better forget it, Lao Tzu still has to give lectures, and I have to scare you, I can't afford to waste this spitting star.Sure enough, as soon as the matter is serious, Ma Hongbo is a lot more honest, he is a pioneer, and he is obscene at this time, Luo Ming is a dog-headed military advisor, his eyes are purring, and he doesn't hold back any good fart.However, as soon as these two little leaders were brought down by me, the other apprentice heavenly masters were also followers, and they didn't dare to toss when they saw this.I was happy to be quiet, and I continued to go inside with them, explaining as I walked, followed by the purple zombie who transformed from a shadow corpse to a zombie - purple zombie is the primary form of zombies, afraid of fire and light, and a bowl of dog blood can be spilled.Behind the purple stiff is the white stiff, and the ink fountain line and glutinous rice can come in handy - both of which are relatively low-end, and are very suitable for apprentice celestial masters to practice.Although the green zombie and the black zombie are also afraid of fire and light, their strength is already very large, and ordinary people can't subdue it, so they have to nail it in his spine with seven jujube cores to nail it.But subduing zombies is a physical job, which requires a quick reaction and sufficient physical fitness - this can be reflected from Ma Hongbo, who should have received good physical training since he was a child, with big shoulders and a round waist, but his reaction is not alert enough.This place is really like a zombie museum, there are so many zombies in it, I think it's an eye-opener - there are indeed some zombies among them, which are very difficult to deal with, so it can be seen that Ma Hongbo's introduction at the beginning is not all bragging.The apprentice heavenly masters were also very interested, and they started talking as they walked, saying that there would really be a corpse fraud at that time, how to get it right.And while I was watching, I was thinking in my heart, these are indeed the four types of zombies that are legal, and I can't see anything wrong.And they must have a terrible fish in their house now, but they don't know where that fish is now—that thing is forbidden, and it must be hidden somewhere that outsiders can't find it.That thing is going to cause a lot of disaster.At this moment we arrived in front of a black zombie, looking at the clothes, it should be a certain general.A girl from the apprentice Heavenly Master stepped up: "This person is so handsome, look at this side face." ”Black zombie sounds, as the name suggests, everyone thinks it's black, but in fact, there are also black zombies who maintain their appearance before their death, this is.What the girl said was right, this black zombie looked very young, definitely under thirty, with a high nose and deep eyes, coupled with the extraordinary demeanor of the general, he was indeed quite handsome.The three girls tiptoed to look closely, and I immediately pulled them back: "Don't face to face!"
”Zombies became zombies at the beginning, and in addition to the effect of the corpse breeding ground, they also had a breath of resentment in their mouths.This grievance can't get out, the soul is pressed in the body, and although it is dead, it will not rot, so once you encounter a zombie when picking up bones, you must not face him face to face, otherwise the grievance will spit on your face, and you should be unlucky.And at this time, Luo Ming suddenly said: "You guys are really stupid, you want to see it, don't you just illuminate his face......"
As he spoke, he stood on tiptoe and raised the candle in his hand to the black and stiff face: "What, do you see it clearly?"
”As soon as I looked up, my heart instantly cooled: "Put your hands down!"
”Damn, if the candle burns the soul talisman, this black zombie will be free!
When Ma Hongbo heard this, his eyes rolled, and he pretended to go to pull Luo Ming: "You are stupid, how can the candle be so close to the spirit talisman ......" said, ostensibly to pull Luo Ming's hand, but in fact, secretly pushed, the flame of Luo Ming's candle instantly burned the soul charm attached to the black stiff face.Damn, it's a bad dish now!
I immediately jumped up and reached out to pat the fire on the spirit talisman, but it was too late, the soul talisman on the black stiff face was already half burned!
I had no choice but to hold the spirit talisman with my hand and said loudly: "Little fat man, you go out quickly, ask for a few more from the Ma family, and the others, don't move." ”When the little fat man heard this, he hurriedly held the candle and ran to the door: "Lao Tie, I'll go now, you, you hold on!"
”If you can't hold on, you have to hold on - as soon as I let go, this black zombie has to jump up immediately."
Hahaha......"
At this time, Luo Ming and Ma Hongbo laughed together: "Hey Li Maochang, aren't you quite awesome?"
How can it be like a dog wearing a collar at this time, given here?
”Several other apprentice celestial masters also laughed: "Oh, it's really the first time I've seen it when it's so embarrassing to be a sect apprentice celestial master......
Why don't we take a picture of you and let the Heavenly Master's Mansion take a look?
”As he spoke, a few bear children were about to take out their mobile phones: "Oh, it is worthy of the wild fox Zen of the Daomen, if you don't learn and have no skills, you have such a dangerous accident on the first day of teaching the Heavenly Master, we want to see how you continue to be this errand!"
”Damn, they don't even want their own lives to make me eat deflated?
But at this time, the candle in my hand was extinguished with a "flutter".Wrong......
Not only mine, but the candles in the hands of everyone else were extinguished at the same time—and at the same time, I felt a particularly cold breath, which suddenly enveloped me."
What's going on!"
They were stunned for a moment, and someone said, "Ma Hongbo, you are here again!"
”Wrong......
My heart sank suddenly, it's broken, I'm going to cheat the corpse here!
Sure enough, Ma Hongbo seemed to be stunned, and said inexplicably: "I......
I didn't blow out the candles!
”"Stand still for me!"
I said loudly: "Wait for Zhang Yijie to call someone!"
”They also knew that something was wrong, and the girls screamed again, and the men began to complain to me: "It's all you, you should be the teacher, why did the first practice class make our situation so dangerous, we have to keep up with the reaction......"
I suddenly heard a strange voice."
Don't make a sound," I said at once, "you are deaf, don't you hear that voice?"
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”"Voice?"
As soon as I said this, they were also stunned: "What sound?"
”Their ears didn't have my soul, but as soon as they quieted down, they could clearly hear a "stabbing and stabbing and stabbing and pulling" sound.It's the sound of tearing paper.There is no other paper here, only the Soul Suppression Talisman that seals the zombie's seven orifices.There are a pair of hands that have torn off the soul talisman here one after another!"
AhhOne of the girls couldn't help but scream: "Who......
Who is it?
This kind of joke is not funny at all!
”Ma Hongbo and Luo Ming's voices trembled beside me: "No......
I don't know!
”Not Ma Hongbo them?
My hairy eyes suddenly opened - co-author, is there anyone else here?
That person wants to let go of all the walking corpses here!
Who is he and why on earth is he doing it?"
Don't be stunned."
I made a decision immediately and said loudly: "I have all taken the ink fountain line and glutinous rice, and immediately go out!"
”"Click......
Click......"
In the darkness, there was the sound of footsteps falling to the ground.The walking corpses hanging in mid-air are all fucking on the ground!
They are not stupid, as soon as they hear this voice, they scream and panic and want to touch out.didn't think about it, at this time, the little fat man's voice sounded from the other side: "Lao Tie, it's not good, the gate is ......
Can't open it!
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