Only the long hand was unmoved, and turned his face to look at the pine tree, looking like he had nothing to do with himself, and I said in my heart that this thing was not only paralyzed, but also a cold-blooded animal.So I poked him: "Aren't you moved?
This is true love!
”I didn't want to say coldly with a long hand: "Love?
I don't believe that there is any true love in this world - you see, he is sad now, and it is also because he is used to his girlfriend, and after a while, he forgets that he will like other women so much again. ”Damn, this thing usually doesn't like to talk, and when it speaks, it chokes people to death.I was about to refute him, but when I looked at the man's face, the husband and wife palace were plump, and he was indeed not a widow who was lonely and old, and he couldn't say that what he said was wrong, so he suddenly stopped squeaking.Seeing them crying for a long time, I couldn't bear to interrupt this pair of bitter mandarin ducks, but it was almost dawn, and I had to send these dead people away before dawn, so I still hardened my heart and urged: "The time is almost up—you guys, hurry up." ”As soon as the infatuated man heard this, he seemed to remember something, grabbed me and said, he was afraid that his girlfriend would be bullied at the bottom, and he wanted to commit suicide, can you let me send him down with my girlfriend.I was startled and asked what is the situation in the world, and the direct religion promises life and death!
But everyone has their own life, and when it comes to the end of life, no one is qualified to lead your soul - your suicide is a sin, the soul is trapped in the same place, and you cannot be reborn, where can you accompany your girlfriend to reincarnate."
Your parents are still waiting for you to go back."
His girlfriend said this gently, and then, she walked up to me and waved her hand to him: "They raised you so big, you can't let them grow old and have no children, or who do they count on in their old age?"
This is your unfilial piety. ”Then, she added: "If you really remember me, when the time comes, you will often see my father, he loves to smoke purple clouds." ”, even if the infatuated man's parents treat her like this, she can still consider them."
This is love knows no bounds."
Luo Ming couldn't help but say."
What is this called Xinjiang," Ma Hongbo was very disdainful: "This is called Aiwu and Wu." ”Damn, long hands are farting, I think that's true love.The infatuated man's eyes widened, and he was about to speak, when suddenly his body was like a noodle, and he fell soft—and his long hand gave him a blow.His expression is very cool, as if he thinks this infatuated man is too abrasive, he can't see it, but I think, the long hand also has its own gentleness, he may feel that parting is too sad, not as efficient as a punch.Of course, it's also possible that I'm overthinking, and he's just so simple and rude.The girlfriend looked at Changshou and thanked him, but Changshou staggered his face coolly and didn't speak.I coughed, and when I saw that they were all ready, I began to recite the "Taishang Cave Xuanling Treasure Saving Suffering and Pulling Out Sins Sutra" for them.But when I read it again, I felt that something was wrong,, why didn't they react?
I had no choice but to read it again, but they still didn't respond.This is a bit strange, it stands to reason that after reading it, they should be able to be sent to the underworld!
At this time, the little fat people also felt that something was wrong, and they all looked at me.To put it simply, this is like a voice-activated light, you can't turn it on with voice control, you can only do it manually.I'm also a bad guy myself, although it's an idle job, I'm also a person with status, if I can't even do it, what kind of work am I doing here, it's better to go home and sell melons.At this moment, the dead men also cautiously asked me if there was something wrong.I promised them a long time ago, not to mention that now that the sky is almost dawn, this copper tripod has been broken by me, their places are occupied by turnips, and they can't go back, and they are likely to be wiped out, so isn't it good to do bad things?
Time was pressing, and there was no turning back from the bow, so he could only send them away in person.So my heart was crossed, so I took out the cockscomb mushroom I took from Huang Erbai.At that time, Huang Erbai said that this kind of thing can communicate yin and yang, but if you eat more, you won't be able to come back, so I must not be greedy.There were also many people among the apprentice Heavenly Masters who knew this kind of thing, and they all showed unclear expressions: "Huh!
”And when Changshou saw it, he immediately frowned: "What should you do if you eat it to death?"
”"Don't worry."
I said, "There is a difference in real-name authentication, and there are people underneath. ”Changshou rolled his eyes, and I told him: "I have to give them a ride, half an hour should be enough for this, take care of my body, don't be scratched by cats and dogs or anything, when the time comes, you will call my name next to me, the louder the better." ”The little fat man immediately patted his fat chest: "Don't worry, Lao Tie, I'm here!"
”Ma Hongbo also hurriedly said: "Li Jiaoxi, don't worry, there is me Ma Hongbo here, I am sure that there will be no moths!"
”I nodded, and told the dead men to follow me for a while, and then I ate a small cockscomb mushroom.It is said that this is the best mushroom in the world, and it is very mellow and fragrant in the mouth, so delicious that I am a little reluctant to swallow it.I didn't think about it, but when I was slowly savoring, Changshou suddenly snatched a piece of cockscomb from my hand and ate it.I was stunned: "Why are you so greedy, what do you eat?"
”The long hand gave me a blank look: "I'm afraid you'll die." ”Damn, people's infatuated boyfriend and girlfriend are true love, and they promise each other life and death, what are you doing with your idle eggs?
This made me angry enough, and I just wanted to scold him, when suddenly I felt that my eyes were full of stars.Yin cockscomb can go yin, because it is very toxic, can poison people's souls to the underworld, so the amount must be controlled, if you don't get it right, you will be poisoned alive, as long as it is not a last resort, no one is willing to try this product, and now this feeling is poisonous.I saw that the long hands suddenly became big and small in front of me, like a big-headed doll in the City God Temple Fair, and I wanted to scold him, but I wanted to laugh a little when I looked at it.But then, I saw a lot of white things appear everywhere, like countless white gnomes, with heads and limbs, and then like an avalanche, an ancient brain rushed towards me, and I was pushed by them, and people involuntarily turned over.At this moment, there were a lot of chaotic screams in my ears, which made people upset, like calling me, but not like calling me, and I couldn't tell the difference between the buzzing in my ears.Moreover, cockscomb makes people sick and sick, like motion sickness, which makes people delirious.It was not easy to raise his head again, and he felt that it was dark in front of him, and after blinking for a long time, he heard someone behind him cautiously ask, "Have we arrived?"
”As soon as I reacted, I looked around, hey, isn't it, this place is exactly the same as the last time I saw Xin Wei!
When I came to the spirit, I looked around for a yin that could be handed over.But I was dumbfounded when I looked for it, Xin Wei used to bring me here, and I didn't bother myself, but now this place is empty, and I can't see people.There is a road under the feet, but this big road and small road lead in all directions, and I have never been here, how to go on the road, I don't know it, why take them?"
Aren't you a yin?"
The voice of the long hand also sounded from behind me: "Don't recognize?
”"Who says I don't know each other?"
I stiffened my neck and said, "Follow me." ”This road is all walked by people, and it is always right to follow the road.I led them along the way—besides, sooner or later, I would meet some "pedestrians" with a mouth under their noses, and they would find out as soon as they asked.But I didn't think about it, this time I made a mistake, I walked along this road for a long time, and I didn't see a half-pulled figure, and I couldn't help but panic more and more.After all, I'm still a living person, and I can't come down for too long, otherwise I will be poisoned by the cockscomb fungus, and if I really stay here, it will become an official yin, and then I will die.The dead man behind him saw that he hadn't walked for a long time, and he was also a little uneasy.I was getting more and more anxious, and it was a coincidence that at this time, a small bridge appeared in front of me, and there was an old lady who set up a stall at the head of the small bridge.Damn, it's someone, so I breathed a sigh of relief, and trotted over, saying hello to the old lady and asking for directions.The old lady raised her drooping eyelids and looked at me, and said slowly, "If you want to ask for directions, drink this bowl of soup, and I'll tell you." ”As he spoke, he took out a large bowl with a slimy bowl of soup in it.Asking for directions and having to drink soup?