Xin Wei looked around to make sure that no one could hear her, so he lowered his voice and said, "I tell you, you must not tell others, the fewer people who know about this, the better, otherwise there will be a big mess." ”I quickly nodded: "Don't worry, my mouth is as tight as a thermos stopper." ”Xin Wei was originally very serious, but he was amused by my words, but he straightened his face and told me: "We have lost a book of life and death." ”I was stunned: "Isn't it?
This kind of thing is also lost?
”Xin Wei hurriedly covered my mouth and looked vigilantly in the direction where the fox's eyes disappeared: "Let me tell you, this matter is a matter of life and death for us, if we really lose it and can't find it back, the rewards and punishments of the underworld are clear, and our gang will not end well." ”Yes, the book of life and death is the foundation of the underworld in charge of the world, if it is really lost, it will not only be a great shame, but it may also disturb the yin and yang, Xin Wei and they are directly responsible, if they can't find it, they must be used as an example to open the knife, no wonder the yin and soul here can't be taken care of, and the fox eyes are worried like that.I remembered that the last time I came here, I also saw a place where the book of life and death was placed, it was similar to a big library, and it was strictly guarded inside, and I thought that it was not easy to stretch my neck to look inside, so I asked, how did you lose such an important thing?
Xin Wei shook his head and said, "If you can know how you lost it, you can find it." ”It turns out that according to the rules of the underworld, every time a yin errand goes to hook the soul, he can take the life and death book of the person who should die on this day and go to pull people, which is similar to a court summons.Therefore, it is also similar to borrowing books from the library, and the books of life and death will be divided into a lot, and then sent back by the yin cha at night, which is mobile.And sometimes Yin Cha goes on a business trip with the book of life and death, and may not be able to come back for a day, so the officials who manage the book of life and death will count it every fifteen days, and when it is counted, the official in charge of the book of life and death will be frightened - lose a copy!
Originally, the inventory was also a routine matter, who would dare to move the things of the underworld?
Throwing away the book of life and death is simply unheard of and unseen.If such an important thing is modified by anyone, there will be loopholes between yin and yang, and the consequences will be unimaginable.The official hurriedly called the fox eye to discuss, and the fox eye was of course frightened, so he summoned the yin to quickly find it, and the underworld was empty.As soon as I thought about it, since I only lost one copy, it is conceivable that it must be related to the people in the book of life and death, and if I use them as clues, won't I be able to find it?
Xin Wei listened to it and said with a solemn expression: "You can think of it, of course we can think of it, but it's strange here-the book of life and death is full of dead people." ”Dead people?
This is even more strange - who wants to steal the book of life and death, it must be the same as Sun Wukong's troubles in the underworld, he is thinking about modifying people's life limits, but the people in the book of life and death are all dead, what are you stealing for?
Besides, the ability to steal the book of life and death is really big enough, I don't know what it is."
This matter is very important, if you can't find it back, let alone Big Brother Hei and me, even the big city god who manages the local area has the responsibility."
Xin Wei sighed: "So, up to the big city god, down to us shrimp soldiers and crab generals, there is no one who is not anxious, if you really have such a great ability, you can help find it back, and the merit will be great." ”Not only do I have a friendship with Xin Wei Fox Eye, but the big city god here is from our Li family according to Zhong Lingxiu, and he is also a real relative, if he can help, he must do his best."
Ahem."
At this moment, Changshou coughed again, meaning to urge me to leave quickly.Xin Wei glanced at Changshou with interest, and said that you, the bodyguard, are very conscientious, how much salary do you get a month?
I snorted and waved my hand to Xin Wei: "I'm really going now, I'm afraid it's too late if I don't leave." ”Xin Wei hurriedly said, you wait a minute, I'll find a car to send you.But when she dispatched like this, because of the lack of manpower, she couldn't find any car at all.Time is getting tighter and tighter, I'm afraid that the little fat man will shout hoarse after a while, and we can't find our way back, so we say it's okay, and we can run back on foot.Xin Wei reluctantly nodded to me and advised: "Remember to die early!"
I'm waiting for you. ”Thank you no more!
I followed the long hand all the way to the voice that shouted us, and soon ran out a long way, but I couldn't run to the end, I went back by myself for the first time, and I was uneasy, and glanced at the long hand: "Let's run like this, right?"
”Long Hand gave me a blank look: "I don't know." ”Just as he was worried, suddenly a horn sounded behind him, and someone said, "Come up, Xin Wei will give you a ride." ”Hey, some people are just good at doing things, and I'm quite happy, so I pulled the long hand up.This bus is not small, brand new, much more high-end than the fox eye one.I sat in the back with Changshou, and I didn't see the driver's face, so I thanked him.He didn't look back, just waved his hand, and it seemed that he should have a glance at the long hand and said nothing.I didn't have a good rest for a while, and I was very physically exhausted by eating cockscomb fungus, I sat very comfortably, and I couldn't help but want to squint for a while, but the long hand may see that my posture is too comfortable, he is a little jealous, so he stabs me hard.The boss who stabbed me was not happy, so I wanted to scold him, but when I opened my eyes, I saw the long hand making eye contact with me.I said to myself, do you have trachoma?
As a result, following his eyes, he wanted me to observe the car.What is there to observe about the car?
I couldn't do anything, and just as I was about to take a closer look, I heard a "rustling" sound.Strange, aren't all cars windproof?
Why is the car rattling?
It's like it's like a piece of paper!
That's right......
There is a gap in the top of the car, and it is very clear that the inside is made of straw!
But after thinking about it again, isn't it normal for this to be the underworld in the first place, and to tie things with paper?
The last time I was used as a husband by Xin Weila, her kitchen knife was still produced by the Red Star Paper Mill!
What's all the fuss.I just wanted to scold Changshou for not seeing the world, but suddenly I felt that something was wrong.I've also sat on the fox-eyed bus, although it's very shabby, but it's a car, why is this car different from the fox-eyed?
And, at this time, I suddenly reacted - I couldn't hear the little fat people calling me!
I was immediately embarrassed - as soon as I heard that he was sent by Xin Wei just now, I didn't suspect it at all, and I didn't pay attention to the voices that shouted me, so I thought that I could get in the car and get to the destination, but now I think about it-he drove us in the opposite direction to the destination!
I immediately said loudly: "Master, please take a look, are you going the wrong way?"
”But the driver didn't say anything, but kicked the accelerator and drove the car faster!
It's a dog, and fools know that he has a heart!
He's not going to send us back to the sun, where does he want to drag us to?
I suddenly stood up, looked through the windshield of the car, and saw that this car was about to drive into a river!
I was immediately stupid, this river is the Lechuan River?
Besides, why did he go to the river, could it be......
I rushed over with an arrow step, trying to grab the driver, but I didn't think about it, the driver was also very fast, and seeing that the car was about to plunge into the river, he suddenly opened one side of the car door and jumped down neatly.Fuck you, he ran away and left me trapped in the river with my long hand?
No, I can't figure it out, I haven't shown up in the underworld, I don't remember who I offended, it's for no reason, what hatred and what resentment!
I didn't care about it so much, I ran to the driver's seat and went over, trying to stop the car - although I can't drive, but I helped my grandfather ride three jumpers to transport watermelons, and basically know the brakes and steering wheel, but when I got to the driver's seat, I couldn't help but curse the dog.The bastard who drove the car actually folded the steering wheel and brakes in advance when he got out of the car - this car is made of paper, and it is full of straw, which can be folded off at once!
The reaction of the long hand was not slow, and he kicked the car door and wanted to kick the car door open, but although the car door was "torn" and a big hole was broken, the speed was too fast, and the car had already plunged into the river before it could have gone out.The ......car was originally paper, not to mention the water, and it was washed away by the water in an instant, and the water poured in from all directions through the paper and the big hole kicked out by the long hand, and the two of us became the kings of the river.And because of the weight of the two of us, the car quickly sank deeper and deeper, and we all soaked in the river - it was basically the feeling of the Titanic.The long hand kicked me in the water, signaling me to hurry up, I turned around, followed him and tore the car open, and was about to get out, the car lost its balance and turned over.My long hand and I were turned headfirst down, so we had to continue to kick the car to rot, and it took a lot of effort to make the paper tie car full of holes before we finally struggled out.Seeing the wreckage of the paper cart sinking deeper and deeper under our feet, my heart also sank, this river is like a bottomless pit, I can't see how deep it is, anyway, the black hole underneath is terrifying.By this time, we had sunk into the depths of the river, and when we looked up, we were quite far from the water, so we both hurriedly stepped on the water and tried to float out.But at this moment, the long hand that had been standing side by side with me suddenly became a little shorter.Why, he's still thinking about diving?
I looked down at him inexplicably, but at such a glance, my brain exploded in an instant.I don't know when, a white thing appeared silently under the long hand, grabbed the ankle of the long hand, and pulled him deeper!