I immediately wanted to ask Lao Guotou what the Feipeng Ancestor was - he came in a hurry before, and he went in a hurry, and I never asked what happened when he disappeared, and he met his descendants, so I had to ask clearly.This is related to the true identity of those soul bottle souls, as well as the big secrets in the Heavenly Master's Mansion.But at this time, Ma Hongbo's voice was even louder: "Li Jiaoxi, if you don't come to the steamed buns, it's cold!"
”The old fruit head also heard it and asked, "Are you hurrying back to eat?"
You eat while it's hot first, and when you have time, I'll tell you more!
”With that, he pushed me out.Gu Cripple didn't send me, but when I walked out of the gate, I heard him say to Lao Guotou: "That's right, it's my little friend's family - I can see it when I see the wooden dog biting people." ”Children......
He also knows the rest of our Li family?
I said why was that wooden dog so fierce just now, he wanted to test me with a wooden dog, he was a good guy and a bad guy, and I stood in front of Lao Guotou at once, and even if I passed the test, he decided that I was a good person, so he confided in me.This cripple is really cunning and cunning, no wonder people say that he is crippled.Anyway, Miss Niu's life is on the line, so she will be close to her first.As soon as I went out, Ma Hongbo saw me and stopped me: "Li Jiaoxi, let's go, let's eat together, the little fat man has already gone to buy ham sausages and mustard." ”I said, what do you buy ham sausages for?
Ma Hongbo asked me confused: "Didn't you ask Miss Niu to buy so many steamed buns just to make breakfast for us?"
”I gave him a smack on the head: "You tiger?"
The four of us can't eat a hundred steamed buns even if we die, where do you want to go?
”Ma Hongbo glared: "It's not for food?"
What is that for?
”"Nonsense."
I replied, "It's a hungry ghost." ”"Hungry?"
Ma Hongbo didn't know what it meant, but he was very curious to hear, so he followed me back to Miss Niu's house: "What do you mean to invite a hungry ghost?"
”I'll let him read more books if he has nothing to do - to be Mr.
Wu, not just to serve the walking corpse, but also to take care of the dead.At this time, Miss Niu also came out, pointed to the big white steamed buns in the living room, and said condescendingly: "Eat, poor, I see that your eyelids are so shallow, but you don't have to spend money yourself, you need to buy a hundred steamed buns, and you will be killed by eating." ”I really didn't have anything to say to her, so I had to say, "You take out your lipstick and dot a red dot on each steamed bun." ”"Are you perverted?"
Miss Niu was stunned for a moment, and then said, "You still want to kiss me indirectly?"
Think beautifully. ”The little fat man came in with ham sausage in his hand at this time, and when he heard these words, he showed a sudden realization expression, threw the ham sausage and mustard on the table, and said: "You think beautifully, who rarely kisses you indirectly, my old iron is to invite a hungry ghost!"
”Ma Hongbo became more and more curious: "What did Li Jiaoxi say just now, please hungry ghosts, what does it mean to invite hungry ghosts?"
”I said, "Look, and now I'll show you."
Miss Niu saw that it was indeed a serious matter, so she took out the lipstick with a scolding and said that it was Tom Ford's lipstick, the price was expensive, and the color number was very difficult to buy, which was all bad.I'm a little puzzled in my heart, it's only recently been popularized, isn't Ford a car?
Still export red?
The Yankees are really in full bloom.But he said that no matter how expensive things are, they are not life-threatening, so he weighs them himself.Miss Niu saw my attitude, glanced at me and didn't say anything, and silently dotted the red dots on the steamed buns.The little fat man looked at the steamed bun and was distracted, and he pushed Ma Hongbo with his arm, squeezing his eyebrows and saying that the red dots on the steamed bun didn't look like xx, and Ma Hongbo followed with a smirk and said that it was really similar.I coughed, and they both stopped squeaking.There are many places where the custom of doting red dots on steamed buns exists, such as our hometown, if there is a newborn at home, we will send steamed buns to neighbors, this is called birthday steamed buns, you eat this steamed buns, it is equivalent to promising to take care of the child.And the red dot, also has the meaning of "sacrifice", is to feast on the local ghost by the way, as the saying goes, eat people with a soft mouth, those ghost ghosts eat the child's birthday steamed buns, which is equivalent to promising not to disturb the child in the future.It is also very effective, the child's eyes are not closed within five years old, and he can see things that are not human, and occasionally he will be "scared", "lose his soul" or something, but the child who has done a birthday steamed bun at birth is generally not easy to be frightened and cry at night, and the family that picks the door is just the opposite.Hua Niang also said at the time that she was greedy for small and cheap and suffered big losses, but these people just didn't understand.In some places, the red dots are dotted with rouge, and there are also inlaid with small red dates, because you can eat them for nothing without money, and my grandfather will ask me a lot when he sees people putting birthday steamed buns, and put them on the windowsill to dry, which can top my breakfast for a long time.At first, it was soft and sweet, and it tasted good, but after a long time, I choked and couldn't swallow it without water - and my grandfather, who himself went to the street every day to eat chicken soup and small wontons.And Miss Niu's use of lipstick this time is equivalent to inviting hungry ghosts to the banquet in her own name, so that those hungry ghosts can "eat people's mouths".The dead are different from the living, they promise and credibility, and if they agree, they will definitely do it.When Miss Niu lit all the more than 100 steamed buns with red dots, her tired hands were sore, and she glared at me, thinking that I was tossing her.I asked Ma Hongbo and the little fat man to move a big table to the courtyard, set up the steamed buns, and then asked Miss Niu to burn a stack of yellow paper in front of the table and light a handful of incense.As long as you burn paper and light incense, don't think about anyone in your heart, but chant: "Ten miles of tourists, smell the incense and come, believer so-and-so, Pudu Jingzhai ......"
Then this incense candle is lit, even if it is a wild incense, a lonely soul and wild ghost within a radius of ten miles, are qualified to come to eat.The reason why they are lonely ghosts and wild ghosts is because no one worships them, and they are often hungry, and when they are very hungry, they will bump into people with low yang qi and bad luck, and make a "ghost upper body" to scare relatives and blackmail them to eat and drink.To them, this Jing Yexiang is like the porridge factory that gave alms to the poor in the old society, and they will come in line.Sure enough, within three minutes, I heard the wind outside the courtyard wall of the villa.When people go to the grave to burn paper, sometimes a small whirlwind will sweep away the paper ashes, which is actually the dead coming to receive the money, and the wind outside - there are really a lot of dead people.I looked around, and outside, it was almost a tornado.No wonder Gu Cripple said that this place used to be a restless place, and it was true, when he saw that there was a flowing water banquet for guests here, they all rushed to come.But the wind stopped at the door, did not come in, and whirled and hesitated."
Huh?"
Ma Hongbo and the little fat man also knew this basic common sense, and when they saw the wind, they understood that the dead were coming, but they had never seen the wind coming, but they didn't come in to eat, so they were a little puzzled, so they asked me what was going on.Needless to say?
It must be because there is a powerful character in this place, and they dare not rush in.It's no wonder that the evil is supposed to eat the dead to increase their strength, if they dare to come to eat, won't it become a praying mantis catching cicadas and yellow finches behind!
It's trickier than you think......
At this moment, the whirlwind is like a bear drilling through the fence, in a dilemma, I can see that they are currently eating, in fact, they also want to eat, otherwise they would be so hesitant.I asked Miss Niu if there was any meat at home that I hadn't touched.Miss Niu thought about it, and took out a large row of sauce elbows, sauce roasted pig's trotters, and a whole sauce chop pig's head from the refrigerator, and Ma Hongbo and the little fat man were stunned, and the little fat man muttered: "It's really the first time I've seen this ...... in the refrigerator of a single woman" Ma Hongbo also smacked his lips: "This blue-faced fanged head, aren't you afraid to put it in the refrigerator?"
”Miss Niu glared at the two of them and scolded what you?
Just put things down.Of course, this is a good thing for the sacrifice, and I checked that it was indeed untouched, so I dodged to the door.Sure enough, as soon as the big pig's head and sauce elbow were in place, the big whirlwind outside couldn't help it, and with a "coax", he entered the courtyard after passing through the door, and circled around the offering table.Miss Niu hurriedly pressed her skirt and hid to the side, looking at us in a daze: "Coming?"
Is this a hungry ghost coming?
”I shushed her and told her to show the offerings on the table.I saw that those fluffy big white steamed buns suddenly turned yellow, and the aroma of big pig's head and sauce elbow also faded in an instant, and those tribute incense and candles were lit quickly.Miss Niu couldn't help but open her mouth wide, and Ma Hongbo and the little fat man also saw the hungry ghost for the first time, and they both showed an open-eyed expression: "Spectacular!"
”This is a whirlwind in the eyes of a mortal person like Miss Niu, but as soon as I entered the courtyard, I could see their figures clearly.They were all dressed in tatters, men, women and children, almost like the people fleeing the famine in the movie "1942".Looking at this, let alone after death, I haven't eaten anything good in my life, it's not, after entering the courtyard, I rushed to suck these offerings one by one.Looking at their appearance, I also have a little sympathy in my heart - I don't know how long they haven't eaten incense, even if there is a bad thing here, seeing that with the addition of meat chips, those who sacrifice their lives and forget their lives are coming, and there will be brave men under the heavy reward.It didn't take long for the whirlwind to become less and less - that is, they finally stopped fighting and were full.They saw that I was different from ordinary people, and they also knew that Miss Niu couldn't see them, and I could see them, so they all came to thank me, and a leading old man wiped his eyes that couldn't shed tears, and said: "Thank you, little brother, we haven't had a full meal for a hundred years, and if we have us, we will definitely do our best!"
”I waved my hand, said you were welcome, and then asked tentatively, "I'll ask you about something—do you know anything about this?"
”As soon as he heard this topic, the leader suddenly looked embarrassed and looked at the hungry ghosts around him.And Miss Niu was dumbfounded when she saw me talking to the air alone, and opened her mouth to ask me, but Ma Hongbo and the little fat man dragged her over and covered her mouth, and kicked her legs vigorously.I said kindly: "Don't be afraid, you know, a few of us eat yin and yang rice, understand the truth between the dead, I just want to inquire, it is good to be able to help, but if you are embarrassed, this meal will be for us Miss Niu to invite everyone to eat, don't take it to heart." ”When Miss Niu heard this, she protested, and kicked even harder.When those dead people heard what I said, they were a little embarrassed, and the dead man in the lead said: "We people, if we are alive, we will be bullied, and we will be cowardly when we die, we really can't afford to provoke that thing." ”On the contrary, these dead people are law-abiding and good citizens at first glance.Even if they bump into the old people around here, how can they cheat some food and drink - the old people are old, timid, pay attention to this, frightened, no matter how bad they are, they will sprinkle some wine at the intersection and burn some yellow paper or something.But they didn't, because who doesn't have an old man at home, according to their will?
The old man's body and bones are not good, if they are really scared of calamities, won't it be evil?
As soon as I heard this, I made up my mind that Miss Niu's business was done, and as long as they were willing, I would do them a favor and overdo them, so as not to starve here endlessly.And then they looked at each other, and said, "Well—there's a little bit of that thing, and we look at it, and it's strange, I don't know if it's useful to you." ”When I got up, I asked him, what's the strange method?