Of course, the water ghosts will get farther and farther away from me, and none of them will reach out to me anymore - the corpse oil pill is gone, and the yin qi will disperse, then my identity will be revealed, they are like black car drivers who are afraid of the police, they have long been hiding far away, who dares to come and fight me!
Damn, I also know that the corpse oil pill is very important, and I have been cautious, so I didn't vomit or swallow it, why is it gone?
Could it be ......
I've been holding the corpse oil pill for too long, and that thing is like chocolate, and it's in my mouth?
Thinking of this, I felt sick, that thing smelled so bad, I want to know what kind of thing was practiced, I actually gave it a treat, what kind of sin did I create!
But now it's not the time to worry about this, your life counts!
Like an octopus, I stretched out my arms and tried to catch whatever I could around me, but under the turbid water, I couldn't catch anything useful just by some rotten roots and leaves.No, I can't die, the Heavenly Master's Mansion is in front, Zhong Lingxiu is still waiting for me to report the news!
But in the face of this natural disaster, people will sincerely feel their insignificance, the water flow is so fast, my hundred catties, not like a feather falling into the quicksand river!
That's it......
But at this moment, I suddenly heard a voice that said, "I'll help you." ”The voice was familiar, as if it were my own voice!
I was so frightened by this water that I went insane and started talking to myself?
Damn, isn't that a precursor to fine points?
But before I could react, I suddenly felt that the water seemed to have stopped in an instant!
It's as if it's frozen suddenly.It felt so sci-fi that I suspected it was my hallucination, but I reacted immediately, using my hands and feet together, and I was thinking about climbing to the shore at the same time, a pink thing flew over from the shore and was right around my neck, and then the voice of the slogan came from the shore: "One, two, pull!"
”When I saw it, the pink thing had hellokitty printed on it, which was the swimming ring that the little girl had just held, and what was tied to the swimming ring was a piece of underwear that had been twisted into a rope.With the slogans of those people on the shore, I was pulled ashore like a slender man.Strange to say, as soon as I was dragged ashore, the calm and calm, like the fake water, suddenly rushed again with the sound of wind and rain.It seems that just now, when I was watching TV, I pressed the pause button, and now, it is "replaying"!
Damn, I really can't figure it out, what happened just now?
And those who took off their underwear to save me also jumped up naked, and they all said happily: "Great, I rescued it!"
”I reacted, was moved, and hurriedly thanked them - these people are men and women, but for me, they took off all the underwear that covered their shame at the end, and it was almost like in the bathhouse, and now they seem to have forgotten their shyness, and they are all rejoicing in the rest of their lives after the catastrophe, and the rest of my life after the catastrophe."
Thanks for what!"
The first one I rescued said loudly: "If it weren't for you, we'd ......
We've all become water ghosts!
”"Yes!"
Those people with bare buttocks all had serious faces and nodded in unison: "You come up, you are a good person and have a good reward!"
”"You were washed away to save us, and if we don't save you from death, then it's still a human being?""
That's right!
Hey, did you see it just now, just look at the water potential just now, eighty percent of it is the water god who has appeared!
”"yes, yes, I saw it too, why did the water stop?""
I thought I was dazzled!""
Me too!"
The moment the water stopped just now, was it really not my hallucination?
The one who proposed "I'll help you", is it really the water god who has appeared?
I turned around to look at the rushing river, and at the same time became even more suspicious—then why, the voice of the water god was exactly the same as my own?
There seems to be something wrong with this.Those who were rescued by me quickly forgot about the miracle just now, began to remember the bittersweet feelings, and even complained to each other, saying that they ran to the dam for the night for fear of the fish washing away, and they really wanted money and died.It turned out that they were the ones who raised the silver carp.But after experiencing this life and death, they realized another truth: but if they really have no money, they can't live if they have a life!"
Oops," one woman said, "Realizing that she didn't look like this, she quickly hid behind the willow tree and covered herself.Everyone else reacted and quickly took willow leaves to cover their bodies.I noticed that the sky was getting brighter and brighter, and I didn't bother to tell them this and that, so I hurriedly ran to the Heavenly Master's Mansion.It was the eight-year-old granddaughter who found out and shouted at my back: "Brother, you have time to come to our village to eat fish!"
My grandfather's fish is delicious!
”As soon as those who were anxious to cover up their shame heard that I was leaving, they all wanted to come and keep me, so I waved my hand and asked them to put on their clothes first, and if there is fate, I will definitely go to eat fish.The rain was still pouring and falling, so I wiped the rain off my face one by one and ran towards the Heavenly Master's Mansion.Braving the rain over a small hill, I finally saw the yellow top that the Heavenly Master's Mansion was all too familiar with, and my heart fell halfway, and I hurriedly continued to run over there.There are already quite a few people coming here, and they are rushing into it, and it seems that I have caught up.I don't know where Zhong Lingxiu is, I can't help but pray with the old gentleman in my heart, hoping that Zhong Lingxiu will never drink that dog's drunken Gu.But I didn't think about it, just as I was about to pass, suddenly a person came out from behind the gatekeeper and stretched out his hand to stop me.As soon as I looked up, my heart suddenly sank, okay, the road is narrow, and it turned out to be Zuo Yihang, who I haven't seen for a long time.Zuo Yihang raised his eyebrows and looked at me, and said coldly: "Li Maochang, are you not dead yet?"
”"I won't die if you die."
I knew that he was a stumbling block, and I had hostility in my heart, so I wanted to push him away: "Get out of the way, Lao Tzu is going to go now." ”I didn't think about it, Zuo Yihang turned his wrist and folded my hand: "Yo, but today's Heavenly Master's Mansion is holding a meeting, and it is the Heavenly Master who has been notified that is qualified to come, I remember that you sent you to Nanling, so uninvited, isn't it?"
”Fuck you, do you care about you?
I knew that he didn't want me to pass, and he was in a hurry, so he pushed his wrist backwards, and his heart was horizontal: "Will you let me go?"
”Zuo Yihang seemed to be waiting for me to make a move, and now he had a legitimate reason, so he pulled out his yin and yang demon slashing at me and slashed at me: "I'll tell you, now it's your first move, even if it kills you, it's my legitimate defense!"
”This king eight calves, I habitually want to smoke three or five evil from behind, but as soon as I started like this, I remembered that I don't know where I was lost, and I don't have anything on me now.This is a bit passive, his yin and yang demon slaying is also a well-known weapon, without three or five evil slashing, I will definitely not take any advantage.And seeing that now that all the Heavenly Masters who came to the meeting have entered, I am afraid that in the next second, the left party will drop the Gu into Zhong Lingxiu's water, where can I stand it, and I swept it over with one foot on the left.He dodged very lightly, and said coldly: "Li Maochang, you used to try to win with me, but in fact, you took advantage of the three or five evil slashes, if you don't have the three or five slashing evil spirits, you and I will be one day and one place." ”As he spoke, the blade of the Yin and Yang Demon Slashing slashed at me.I couldn't help it, I turned my waist and dodged it, but it was heavy and urgent, and he wanted to frustrate my sharpness, and I used ten percent of my strength, but I didn't hide fast enough, and I was hit the shoulder, and it hurt so much that I couldn't lift my left hand.I have to admit that he was right, although he is indeed very watery compared to Zhong Lingxiu and Zuo Yixing, he is also a heavenly step.Although I have already risen to the ground level, my strength is really disparity with my bare hands to the edge of his yin and yang demon slashing.He sneered and looked at me: "Now, I see what else you have to do, go to the Heavenly Master's Mansion to cause trouble." ”