At first, they didn't think anything was wrong with this place, at most it was a little lifeless.However, it is not surprising that people living around are all people in the industry, just like the barbecue is sold all around, and if you live in the middle, you will definitely smell the smell of lamb skewers.As a result, something strange happened.This murderous house is very shabby, three rooms, just a cool kang, several of them are lazy, no one is willing to burn, anyway, the weather is not cold, so they all make do with sleep.But in the middle of the night, they all felt confused, and someone pushed them, saying that they had taken their own place.They wanted to open their eyes to see, but they couldn't lift it, and they knew that it was broken—the ghost pressed the bed.You say that they are all in this business, and the dead are going to come and press the bed for them, isn't this a rabbit sticking its head out of the tiger's mouth?
Breaking the ghost press bed is actually very simple, swearing in the heart, biting the tip of the tongue can wake up, but when they try this, their hearts are cold - useless!
Anyone who has ever had the experience of ghost pressing the bed knows that sometimes, even if you don't open your eyes, you can barely see the scene in front of you as if you were in a dream, and they are stunned, and they see a very big human shadow, standing at the head of their bed, bending over to look at themselves.This scared the hell out of these "professionals".But when it was dawn, they all came to their senses, and they didn't dare to tell their companions at the first time - the eagle raised the eagle to peck at the eyes, shame!
But as soon as I looked up, you looked at me, I looked at you, and found that the companions were all lying silkworms and black, and the seal hall was dull, so I was relieved - the turtle Mo Xiaojiao was resting in the mud, and no one was much better than the other.When they talk about things to each other, they all know in their hearts that this place is really unclean.The brothers got up, and they had a tacit understanding and asked the neighbors around them.The neighbors around them sold elixirs and drew talismans, but they were not happy to say it, but they couldn't bear the grind, so they told them half-pushed, saying that there were people who died in this place, and a few people died who lived in it, and those who knew the situation could be disgusted with the long life and come to wade through this troubled water?
Even if you have the ability, you have to weigh it, if you don't get it right, your reputation will get in, how can you do business?
This is also the case, in our industry, reputation is the most important, we have had the experience of failure, we can't put gold on ourselves, and we can't convince others.Therefore, even if there are insiders in the industry, there is no one who is willing to rent a house, and the landlord is sad and waits for demolition, but he has not been demolished here, and when he encounters these few people who don't know the market, he is simply caught by a bald man to scratch it, of course, he can't let them run away, and he rents it to them at a low price.As soon as they heard that they couldn't do it, they wanted to find the landlord theory, but the landlord said with a smile, aren't you yourself an insider?
What is still holding you?
Besides, the contract is signed, and you can't break the contract.As soon as they looked at the contract, they also regretted it, and they didn't look at it much when the relationship was cheap, it was a bully clause.Yes, if you really say that you just left, one, the house money is wasted, and there is no place to stay, is it squatting on the overpass?
Second, if you don't show that you are incompetent, you can't even deal with a murderous house, who will ask you to exorcise evil spirits when this escape is spread?
The face is bigger than the sky, and he can only swallow his teeth in his stomach.So they came up with a trick to get that thing out and destroy it - it could also be famous.The first step is to figure out what that evil thing is.At night, they let the kang out, intending to see the real body of the thing, but after waiting all night, the thing did not appear.But when it was dawn, they heard a laugh on their backs, and realized that the thing had been crouching behind them all night.This is also very exciting.So they borrowed a bronze mirror, and when the moon came out, when the light was reflected, they saw the true body of the evil creature through the bronze mirror.At first they saw a back.The back, with long black hair combed in a bun of the old era, revealing a slender and white swan neck, slender and slender, Chu Chu pitiful, can be called Huan Huan's waist in the Chu Palace, these people were stunned, but they didn't expect that the noisy one was still a stunning beauty!
The one who was going to search Zhong Lingxiu was already very lustful, and when he saw this back, he scratched his ears and cheeks, and the sperm worm went to his brain, so he moved his mind crookedly, and shouted at that back: "Baby!
Twist it up!
”The rest of the people also shocked his lustful cowards, and pulled him to stop being a moth.But this person who was going to search his body saw a beautiful woman, where could he take care of anything else, and he started Nie Xiaoqian's dream with one mind.But he just let the ghost look in the mirror, he didn't look in the mirror, he wanted Nie Xiaoqian, and he wasn't Ning Caichen!
The woman's back trembled, and she asked, "What are you doing here?"
”At that time, he slapped his thigh: "This lonely light is a long night, how lonely it is to be alone, don't hold it, you turn it around, let my brother accompany you well!"
”When the beautiful woman heard this, she asked shyly and timidly, "Really?"
”The heart of the spring was rippling, and the whole body suddenly itched: "Of course, seriously, if you are willing, brother swears, brother will accompany you for the rest of your life!"
”This gambling curse swears that you can't just open the hole, let alone an evil thing?
This is the same basic common sense as stopping at a red light and going to a green light, but in order to see the beauty, everything will be lost, not to mention that the teacher taught that little thing.A few people didn't stop them, but they saw the beautiful woman in the bronze mirror smiled shyly, and slowly turned her face around: "Then thank you brother for accompanying me!"
”This glance at what the evil thing looked like, several people were stunned for a moment.Although they have no ability, they have seen a lot of dead people and evil things, ordinary evil things, and they can't scare them at all, but the appearance of this evil thing is too strange - they have never seen such an ugly woman!
Although the woman has a good figure, her face is quite like a toad, round and full of broken flesh, falling without a chin, a person moving, the flesh trembles, bulging eyes, sausage mouth, full of pockmarks, collapsed nose, even if you make clay sculptures and wood carvings, you can't make such an ugly face.has always been cheap, so he sighed at the time: ", it's so ugly!"
”As soon as the "beauty" heard this, her face suddenly changed: "Who do you say is ugly?"
”The lustful and cowardly originally wanted to soak in a ghost beauty, but when he saw that it was a back killer, he was disappointed and almost howled at the moon, and stood up as soon as he slapped the table: "You are ugly, you are ugly, you are ugly!"
Damn, you haven't looked in the mirror, you look so ugly, don't come out and be scary!
You say you're so ugly, aren't your father and your mother even more worried?
With your appearance, you're embarrassed to linger in the sun, or reincarnate quickly, maybe you won't have to give birth with a placenta!
”When the "beauty" heard this, her whole body trembled: "Didn't you just swear that you would stay with me for the rest of your life?"
”At that time, he spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground: "Lao Tzu is better than holding a pig to sleep, it's better than holding you, Tian shameless thing!"
”The "beauty's" face sank, turned her face, and suddenly disappeared in the mirror.At that time, I was quite proud, thinking that I had scolded the "beauty" away, saying that I knew that thing was afraid of ugliness, and I was a little self-aware.But a few other people don't think it's that simple.Sure enough, this is a great offense to this "beauty".Then, the evil creature seemed to see that they had no real ability, and the fuss intensified - throwing out their clothes, adding a handful of sand and a handful of cat urine to their food, so that things could not be eaten, and tinkering with daily necessities, anyway, they did everything they could.They understood that the evil creatures wanted to drive them away, and the evil creatures wanted to drive them away.This thing really hasn't stayed here for so long in vain, this is called a dog skin plaster, and it doesn't work if they take turns with eighteen kinds of martial arts.After a long time, they became sick with evil spirits.Especially the one who is cowardly, the most unlucky, every day he feels that someone is strangling his neck, telling him to hurry up and talk and count, and go down to accompany her.If it goes on like this, it will be sooner or later to put their lives on the line, and they are thinking about it with a sad face - is it to choose face, or to choose life?
In this way, I went to the ghost market to relax, and I also had some hope, and wanted to go back in exchange for something powerful, but I ran into a stall selling three or five evil spirits.