Of course, it is detrimental to merit to get involved in other people's family affairs, so I won't let them follow me to tie up, just do it yourself.As soon as they were gone, I went to the old lady and watched her feed the cats.When the old lady saw me coming, she thought that I was also called by her daughter-in-law to chase her, and she trembled with fright, so she protected the cats and dogs, and said in a trembling voice: "You are good, don't touch them, they are all fate......
It's all fate......
"I waved my hand and said that I wasn't here to chase the cat, and at a glance, I could see that there was a small red dot on the white of the old lady's eye.I have seen the small black dots on the whites of my eyes in the "Book of Divine Appearances" - this is called "Kasha", which is a manifestation of hitting evil spirits, but there are small red dots on the whites of my eyes, which are not on the "Book of Divine Appearances", but I got the master's cramming, and I know very well in my heart that this is called "waiting for evil".Who is waiting for her heart.So I asked knowingly, asking the old lady, how can I still bear it if I was bullied like this by my daughter-in-law, and I didn't want to leave here?
Sure enough, the old lady whispered, "I'm going to wait for ......," and before she could finish speaking, the big gold chain stretched her neck from the upper floor and shouted: "Where is a deflated man who comes up here to meddle in his affairs?"
What do you want to do to the old woman?
Encourage the old woman to call the police?
I'll leave you here, and then I'll mix it with me, and I'll wash your feet and splash you with water!
”This big gold chain really did what it said, and it really splashed down in mid-air with a basin of water.I quickly protected the old lady, and I was able to dodge this basin of water - not to mention, I used to rely on the spirit of the big fox, in fact, I could dodge, but now it is different, now I can predict where the water will fall, a little unpredictable prophet, with ease.It's like "intuition" as people often say.This cramming, it's really not in vain!
The big gold chain didn't splash at a glance, scolded and didn't give up, and a mouth was stinky and rotten, but the tenants didn't care, and a few people had to stretch their necks to learn the scolding skills of the big gold chain.At this time, the little fat man and they all came back, and when they saw the big gold chain scolding me, the wrestler was about to come to the door: "The bully bullied us on the head, isn't this cupping on the ass - looking for death?"
”"Good men don't fight women," I pulled them back and asked, "Have you found the public toilet?"
Did the dragonfly catch it?
”They nodded their heads again and again, and asked me inexplicably, what the hell were I going to do?
Of course, it's a lack of morality.When I raised my head, I saw that the decoration of the big gold chain house was magnificent, and the other gray windows were completely different, and at this time there was a female tenant who didn't know when the big gold chain had a conversation, and the female tenant asked where the curtains of the big gold chain house were ordered?
As soon as the big gold chain heard that it could have the opportunity to pretend to be forced, he didn't care about scolding the street, saying that you still have a little vision, my curtains, which are Italian brands, hundreds of meters, but the curtains are nothing, the Greek furniture in the house, the American wallpaper is really good, let the female tenant see, can you buy it in this life.This is the envy of female tenants.I followed the little fat man to the public toilet - not to mention, it was still an old-fashioned dry toilet, and it stinked.The little fat man pinched his nose and came in with me: "That's the way the toilet in this place, you can make do with it, Lao Tie - in fact, I think it's better to go directly to the back of the wall to go to the toilet here." ”I didn't come to the toilet – I took a plastic bag and went in with a bag of filth.The little fat man was dumbfounded, and asked me again and again, what are you doing here?
Exorcism?
I said it's not a good thing, so don't get involved.As he spoke, he took the bag of filth to the downstairs of the big gold chain, and then stuffed a bag of dragonflies that Ma Hongbo and the others had caught into it.The dragonfly was very big and fresh, and it popped inside the plastic bag, sticking to a filth, and smoked Luo Xiaomei and them: "Li Jiaoxi, what are you doing here?"
”"See."
I lifted the bag of filth and threw it into the house of the big gold chain."
Ping", the plastic bag exploded, the filth inside should have exploded, the big gold chain was caught off guard, I don't know where such a thing came from, first stunned for a long time, and then called out with a "whoop": "What is this?"
What is this?
”And that's not all, and then, with a "buzz", those filthy dragonflies also flew out of the broken bag, shaking their wings and slamming into the room, Italian curtains, American wallpaper, the big dragonflies hit the wall and flowers, the Romanian chandelier on the ceiling, the Kashmiri carpet on the floor, and the rain and dew."
Mommy, my mommy......"
The cry of the big gold chain kept screaming, and then I heard her seem to have grabbed something, hula hula raised to catch the dragonfly, at the same time, there was a very clear cracking sound from inside, it was estimated that some glass porcelain or something fell, oh, see clearly, the big gold chain was manipulated, it was a big tea towel - the kind spread on the coffee table, what was broken just now, must have been a tea set originally placed on it.A large number of dragonflies wiped the filth off her body in her house, and flew out of the window without looking back, and the big gold chain chased to the window, and couldn't fly out to chase like Superman, jumping sideways angrily.As soon as she jumped like this, she reacted and looked around: "Who?"
Which one has lost his conscience?
Who threw it?
”Well, now the big gold chain itself has been doused with filth in a shower, covering all the golden light.The old lady was bullied from time to time, thinking that the big gold chain was going crazy again, so she was frightened and hid in the corner, but when she saw this momentum, she was also stunned.Originally, the rest of the tenants were furious when they heard her, and they were not surprised, but the female tenant burst into laughter when she saw the facts, which led the other tenants out - the big guy glanced at the appearance of the big gold chain, and estimated that he was usually not less angry with the big gold chain, and laughed with special relief.The little fat man reacted and applauded me: "Don't say it, this method is really high!"
If our second uncle and grandfather don't help us, I'll obey you!
”"Laugh?
Who would dare to laugh?
”The big curly hair with filth on the head of the big gold chain almost emitted green smoke, baring his teeth and grinning, like a lion dancing in the New Year: "Whoever gives me a smile again, grandma's fucking rent will increase for you by five hundred!"
”This time, it was like pulling a zipper on the tenant's mouth, and the laughter stopped abruptly, but they all looked at me, and I looked at you and asked in a low voice: "Who did it?"
Creative enough!
”"Relieve hatred, really relieve hatred!"
With that, those eyes fell on me.Our group of fresh faces, of course, are the first suspects, and some people secretly give us a thumbs up: "Accumulate virtue!"
”I'm not here to accumulate virtue, I'm here specifically to lack virtue.The big gold chain also thought the same, and I wanted to scold the street, but I was so dizzy that I really couldn't think of what to use to scold me, so as to show her hatred for me, and after a long mouth, I didn't scold, and I turned around and broke down from the stairs.Luo Xiaomei grabbed me and glared anxiously: "I said Li Jiaoxi, you are usually the most law-abiding, but what is this year?"
Nosy first, then .........
Later, he still engaged in this kind of prank, if you let the Heavenly Master's Mansion know, even if you are the director of the Heavenly Master, you will have to walk around without eating!
”Luo Ming pulled Luo Xiaomei away: "Didn't I say, Xiaomei, why are you so virgin?"
Li Jiaoxi does the way for heaven, what's wrong?
Good men don't fight with women, we shouldn't beat her, but if we don't teach her a lesson, she really thinks she has become Wu Zetian!
”At this moment, the big gold chain had already rushed out of it with a murderous spirit, and a carrot-like finger poked straight into my nose: "You ......
You ......
"No matter how neatly you usually scold, it's all stuck, and it seems that it is very likely to blow up."
Then, she understood, and reached out to hit me.But Ma Hongbo stopped in front of me in one step, and glared at her condescendingly: "Old lady, good men don't fight women, but no one stipulates that you can't fight back." ”Ma Hongbo's body is more than enough to join a debt collection company, and the big gold chain bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, of course, it is impossible to give him a heartwarming touch like giving the old lady, and he can't help but take a step back timidly.Upstairs, I don't know who shouted a good one, and then responded in groups, or the big gold chain bullied the soft and afraid of the hard, and looked up at them, no one dared to say anything.She thought about it again, this place is full of tenants, and now she admits it, so where can she care about these tenants, and they won't ride on their necks in the future?"
You wait for me!"
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After a long time, the big gold chain spit out this sentence: "When my man comes, I will take you gang......
The eggs of these little bunnies have to be beaten yellow!
”As she spoke, she took a mobile phone stained with filth and wanted to make a call, but the touch screen was covered with, and she didn't dial it out for a long time, screaming angrily, and her eyes were red.But at this time, a rough voice sounded from behind: "What are these people doing?"
”"Boss!
You're back!
”As soon as the big gold chain looked at the person, it immediately pounced like an anti-aircraft shell: "Good man, you have to call the shots for me, these little rabbit cubs, riding on your wife's neck and!"
”"Damn, you old tiger lady stay away from Lao Tzu......
Why does it stink?
No, they really rode you on the neck and?
”I looked back at the person who came, and I was stunned for a moment, okay, it's really a narrow road!
The big man also looked at me, and suddenly slapped his thigh: "Fuck, Li Maochang?"
Wow, there is a road in heaven if you don't go, hit the muzzle of Lao Tzu's gun!
”When the little fat man heard this, they were all stunned, and looked up at me: "What, Lao Tie, do you know?"
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