"I said you old king and eight turtles, what kind of thing are you making, why does it taste so weird?
Don't be mistaken again, you drugged me to death, Maochang hasn't married a daughter-in-law yet!
”I also know this place, it is a courtyard behind the brigade branch, there is a barefoot doctor, the same as Huang Erbai, also surnamed Huang, but the medical skills are far less than Huang Erbai, and the doctor does not self-medicate, the back of the ear is very powerful, someone used to look for him to see the stomach pain, he can be good, vaguely heard a "pain" word, prescribed some Yunnan Baiyao to the navel.The man was still unlucky—not that he had eaten something bad, but that he had acute appendicitis, and he ordered Yunnan Baiyao and waited for it to be good, but it was not good, and he almost didn't die.Later, there was a bold one, who was also poor, and was afraid that going to a big hospital would cost too much, so he asked him to get some medicine for colds, but he was good, and he heard that it became a medicine for drying (local and constipation is called dryness), and it was rhubarb and senna, so that the man almost didn't pull out his anus.Since then, almost no one in the village has dared to see a doctor for him, and would rather ask Hua Niang for a bowl of talisman water to drink, which is more effective than him.It is said that he cannot heal the living, but only the dead.When he heard about it, he was shocked and asked the people in the village how they knew about his background—in fact, his ancestors were a forensic worker, and now he is called a forensic doctor.I wasn't at home, and my grandfather was beaten and had to be sent to this place, which made me feel uncomfortable.Because there have been no patients for many years, this Dr.
Huang can't starve to death, so he grows melons and beans in the yard, feeds chickens and ducks, and can mix some food.At this moment, he was standing under the shelf picking loofahs, and while picking, he looked at my grandfather: "Marry a daughter-in-law?"
Maochang marries his daughter-in-law to do your, and after molesting his daughter-in-law, do you still want to molest and tease Maochang's daughter-in-law again?
”My grandfather was lying under the grape trellis at this moment, wrapped like a mummy, and his feet were still hanging under the shelf, and when he heard this, he was furious: "You dead deaf man, are you not deaf today?"
Believe it or not, I slapped you deaf with a scraper in one ear?
”For so many years, this matter has been a piece of my grandfather's scales, and no one can touch it.Dr.
Huang smiled fearlessly: "If you have the ability, get up." ”As he spoke, he turned around and continued to pick loofahs.It is said that Dr.
Huang can speak lips, and he can't hear the fart when he turns his back, my grandfather has a red face and a thick neck, and he scolded for a long time, but Dr.
Huang didn't say a word, he scolded very lonely alone, and there was no water to drink, and it didn't take long for him to die.Fortunately, this Dr.
Huang is deaf, if it were an ordinary doctor, he would have thrown you out.At first, the long hand stared at a yard of fruits and vegetables, and he wanted to eat it a little, but when he glanced at my grandfather, his attention was attracted, and he looked at me and said, "Don't say it, your grandfather is quite similar to you." ”Li Guoqing's expression was a little embarrassed - in fact, there were people in the village who said that my mother had a personal affair with my grandfather, and I was actually my grandfather's species.It's just that I didn't inherit my grandfather's temper that blew up when he lit a fire.At this time, my grandfather looked up and saw me coming, he was stunned for a moment, first looked at me carefully, and saw that I had no injuries on my body, which seemed to be relieved, and then scolded me with his eyes: "Little bastard, what are you doing here?"
I'm not dead yet, so I don't need you to carry the flag!
”I looked over and saw that it was the same as what the Egg Army said, my grandfather had broken ribs, broken nose bone, and the whole person was unable to take care of himself, and my nose was sour when I was cold - the first time I saw my vigorous grandfather show this kind of appearance, I suddenly realized that my grandfather was really old.When my grandfather saw me like this, he suddenly became angry, and he was about to kick me when he lifted his foot wrapped in plaster: "What are you doing in despair?"
Take advantage of the fact that the Bian family's gang of unarmed people haven't come yet, hurry up. ”As he spoke, he looked at the long hand, and then at me, revealing a look of hatred for iron but not steel: "I still expect you to go to the city for a trip, so as to bring a daughter-in-law back, I don't think you have these two times, you are not as good as your unproductive father." ”In fact, my grandfather easily didn't mention my father's mother, and it was like he had leaked his mouth at this time, which was a little embarrassing.Li Guoqing hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Second master, you don't know, Maochang is now available!"
”Saying that, I added fuel and vinegar to tell me about the defeat of the Dandanjun just now, and I was about to praise me as a super. ”My grandfather listened with disbelief: "Just him?
”"No, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it!"
Li Guoqing gritted his teeth and said: "Maochang, you don't know, they are too bullying, last time they beat the second uncle, not to mention, those calves didn't catch up with you, from time to time they want to come up here to block you, and they always pee at the door, you see, they let them grow mushrooms on the threshold." ”I went to my grandfather and sat down - he had a bowl of medicine beside him, and I wasn't sure whether I should give it to him, and then Dr.
Huang looked back at me and smiled at me: "Hey, this is the second layer of sea breeze vine and podocarpus root boiled - I am deaf, but I am not blind, this old man is hurting his muscles and bones, and he can't be wrong." ”That's good, my grandfather ate the medicine I fed, although it was an expression of wanting to vomit, but in the end he still swallowed it, and said awkwardly: "Hurt the muscles and bones for a hundred days, when I was young, it was okay if I broke more than ten rib forks, but now I am old and useless, don't worry about it - getting a daughter-in-law early is better than anything." ”I know in my heart that my grandfather also knows about the matter between me and Sister Begonia, and thinks that I just don't have a daughter-in-law to let Sister Begonia entangle, as if I begged my daughter-in-law to make everything well.And while I was perfunctory, I sneaked around, and took out some dragon skin Tai Sui.The last time I was on the dragon, I piggybacked on the dragon and got it off the dragon, and I knew it would come in handy, and today it was.My grandfather didn't pay attention to what I stuffed into the bandage, so he looked at me and asked me how I was doing in the county seat, did I learn some boxing and kicking from that little king and eight turtles in Qianshu?
Li Guoqing listened to it, and also asked excitedly: "I also want to ask, I see that you and your brother Qianshu have grown their skills after entering the county - this is not, I pondered, and I also wanted to go to the county seat to have a look, if I can't keep it, I can also learn something, so that our old Li family will be bullied." ”Before I could speak, I heard footsteps at the door, and when I looked back, it was the flower girl.Hua Niang was holding a bag of eggs, it seemed that she had just come back from the market, and she complained while walking, saying that my grandfather ate too many eggs for a while, and the chickens in the village were almost dying.It turns out that Hua Niang is not at home for a while, and she is waiting for my grandfather to come.As a result, when Hua Niang saw me, she was stunned, and the eggs in her hands were almost all gone.Li Guoqing hurriedly gave the eggs next, and Hua Niang left her hands empty, so she said, "You ......
You're so busy with things over there, why did you come back?
Worried about your grandfather's old immortal?
That's really ......
Isn't it me?
”Hua Niang is a yin and yang, and it seems that she is very clear about my affairs - it may be that the fox eye Xin Wei told her.Then, when Hua Niang saw that I had brought a long hand, she immediately said, "You still have friends?"
That's great, hey, flower girl for you?
Big goose, treat you well - this little brother, do you like to eat?
Big goose not?
”Changshou immediately nodded: "Don't taboo." ”Okay, you're really welcome.Hua Niang seemed to be so happy that she turned around and went to catch geese in Dr.
Huang's enclosure - Dr.
Huang's poultry was on the ground, and the people in the village did not dare to take his medicine, but they dared to eat his geese, and they didn't know how his geese were fed, which were bigger and fatter than ordinary geese, and very fragrant.I asked Hua Niang not to be busy, so I pulled Hua Niang to the place where she was back: "This trip back, in addition to seeing my grandfather, I have something to ask you about." ”Hua Niang was stunned for a moment and asked me what I was doing, how was it mysterious.I asked Hua Niang: "Can you tell me about Sister Begonia?"
”As soon as Hua Niang heard the words "Sister Begonia", she suddenly became excited, raised her eyes and stared at me: "I......
I told you, Sister Begonia has died a long time ago......"
"No. ”I said, "She's alive and well." ”