"If you haven't drunk or vomited, you've never been to the UK."
Hua Ming handed Xiao Peng a glass of beer: "But now drunk in the UK, especially in this Soho area, is already out, and now the popular one is 'casual drunk'." ” “hat？”
Xiao Peng suspected that his ears had misheard: "What do you mean to be drunk casually?"
” Hua Ming smiled: "It means that in this Soho district, you have to be drunk calmly and elegantly."
You should always be slightly drunk, not sober, nor drunk. ” Xiao Peng and Yang Meng glanced at each other and said in unison: "Hell!
” I have to say that Hua Ming's answer is very British, and it is definitely sullen enough.
Hua Ming pointed out the glass window: "You guys are lucky, today happens to be Thursday, and it is not so lively in normal times."
"Thursday, Friday and Saturday are three days of the most lively nightlife in the UK.
Xiao Peng nodded, it was really lively here, the room couldn't sit anymore, there were many men and women standing outside the door, holding wine glasses in their hands, just standing at the door of the pub while drinking and chatting, and I didn't know what to talk about.
Groups of people walking by on the road are almost all drunk, whether they are young or older, they are all virtuous.
Hua Ming looked at Xiao Peng and looked out the window: "Welcome to Soho." ” What Xiao Peng didn't expect was that the two Huatian Huaming brothers turned out to be members of theboxho, Huatian had a bit of a collapse in Xiao Peng's mind, in the eyes of Xiao Peng, who received patriotic ideological education since childhood, this striptease is not a good thing!
But when Xiao Peng entered theboxho like Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden, he felt as if he had misunderstood something.
In Xiao Peng's impression, all strip clubs should be like on TV, a stage, dancers dancing on it, the audience sitting on the edge of the stage, and stuffing money on dancers when they see excitement.
When I got here, I found that there was no stage at all, just a steel pipe erected in the middle of the hall for dancers to perform here.
There are more women than men here, sitting on the sofas around them, talking and laughing.
They watched with more interest than the men.
"London's strip clubs are full of flowers, which can be subdivided into 'gentlemen' and 'lady' strippers, of course, many clubs mostly perform lap dances, and some clubs also allow lavish customers to take strippers, but here is different, there are strict rules that guests are not allowed to touch the dancers or dancers during the performance, no smoking, no use of mobile phones, no photography.
Like here, it's very formalized. ” Xiao Peng and the others saw that there was an empty seat at the bar, so they sat directly next to the bar, Hua Ming knocked on the table, and said to the bartender in English: "Four glasses of bazubei." ” Xiao Peng asked Hua Ming, "What is that?"
” Hua Ming smiled: "In the ho mix, or in the UK, you have to go back to how to order wine."
Although beer is still the classic choice of British pubs, cocktails are the hottest in places like the Ho Bar District, where young people love to come to, and you know, what the British love most is curiosity, so almost every bar has a 'one-of-a-kind' signature cocktail. ” Xiao Peng suddenly realized: "Oh, the bazubei you just talked about is the signature cocktail here, right?"
” Hua Ming laughed: "Of course not, but it is indeed more suitable for Chinese cocktails."
This bazubei cocktail includes Yanghe Daqu, lychee juice, wine, gin and tonic, etc., and is definitely a pioneer in the cocktail industry of Chinese baijiu!
The British still love to drink it. ” Xiao Peng tasted it: "Uh, what is this special taste?"
Hey?
What about Huatian?
"From just now, Hua Tian didn't know where to run with a cocktail.
"There."
Yang Meng pointed in a direction.
I saw Hua Tian being happily communicating with a man and a woman there.
I always feel that the two are a little familiar, but I can't remember who they are.
Hua Ming said without looking back: "That's why I don't like to go out with my brother."
It's not enough to play.
He knew too many people. ” Xiao Peng asked curiously, "You mean that celebrities also gather here?"
” Hua Ming pursed his lips and pointed in a direction: "Do you see that man?"
Isn't that actor Jude Law?
After saying that, he pointed in another direction: "Look, it's supermodel Carla Delevei standing over there chatting happily with that blonde girl."
Did they get together?
” "Together?
What do you mean?
Xiao Peng asked.
"Oh, she's Lara, by the way, you must know her ex-girlfriend, Michelle Rodriguez."
Hua Ming said lightly.
Well, this one really knows, the heroine of the "Fast and Furious" series, who has participated in a series of blockbuster films such as "Avatar", "Battle of Los Angeles", and "Resident Evil".
"Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
That Zac Efron who played "Youth Musical"?
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"This Michelle Rogriguez is an actor that Xiao Peng admires more, so he still pays attention.
Hua Ming put it succinctly: "Both men and women can eat it." ” Xiao Peng sighed: "Your circle is really messy。。。。。。
” Hua Ming shrugged his shoulders: "I'm not from the entertainment industry, I'm from the sports industry."
However, alas, the sports circle is also chaotic.
I know that there are a lot of 'xxl' regulars in our circle. ” XXL is a CB in the UK that is only open once a week, where ladies are free to enter, and it is a gay friend club, a place where both muscle bears, cute bears, and small bears will feel at home。。。。。。
Xiao Peng pursed his lips and pointed in the direction of Hua Tian: "Who is your brother chatting with?"
” Hua Ming glanced back, but was very surprised: "Hey, don't you know them?"
” Xiao Peng did not deny it: "Yes."
It's a little familiar, but I can't remember who it is.
What kind of entertainment star?
” Hua Ming smiled: "Although they appear on the entertainment page all day long, they are really not entertainment stars."
The man was my brother's senior at Eton College, Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor, who was also on the old Eton's Honour Roll figure.
And the woman's name was Zara Anne Elizabeth Phillips, but it was my brother's counterpart, and she was also an equestrian. ” Xiao Peng pouted: "This name is so long, it has to be called for a long time." ” Hua Ming picked up his wine glass and clinked glasses with Xiao Peng: "Of course, you don't have to call them such a long name when you greet them, you can call him Henry Windsor, of course, you can also call him Harry or Prince Harry."
And the woman can call her Zara Phillips, although she is the child of Princess Anne, but she does not have any royal title. ” "Ahem, ahem, ahem。。。。。。"
Xiao Peng, who was drinking, listened to Hua Ming's words and coughed directly.
Gotcha, two of the biggest names in the British royal family are here?
Needless to say, Harry, Princess Diana's beloved son.
Known as the one who lives the most self in the British royal family, he has been a 'troublemaker' since he was a child, known as the 'Prince of Problems', his every move is closely watched by the paparazzi, I am afraid he is the one with the most tense relationship with the paparazzi in all the British royal family.
It's not hard to understand that he may have been blaming his mother's death on the paparazzi's relentless pursuit.
So he grew up, and all kinds of news came out in an endless stream, such as cheating on exams, drug abuse, racial discrimination, wearing Nazi uniforms, playing naked billiards in Las Vegas, etc.
But the British citizens did not dislike Harry, on the contrary, they still loved him madly.
After all, for a handsome single guy who is looking for fun during the holidays, Harry's behavior is still acceptable.
And Harry's behavior over the years has also become more mature: secretly went to Afghanistan to serve in 2007, later drove the 'Apache' to fight in Afghanistan again, went to Brazil to promote the London Olympics, went to Jamaica to race with Usain Bolt, in short, the image is getting better and better.
And his greatest personality charm is that he inherited her mother's will and is enthusiastic about public welfare and charity.
The cumulative amount of donations even broke the world record, reaching $28.6 billion!
At this point, he can be called a great man!
And Zara Phillips is the child of Princess Anne and the granddaughter of the Queen.
However, she was not officially titled, and her mother refused to be canonized, hoping that Zara's life would be simpler.
While Zara inherited her mother's beauty, she also inherited her mother's hobbies.
That's horse racing!
She is the first member of the British royal family to win an Olympic medal.
In China, many people hack Hua Tian and say that Hua Tian is just an ordinary equestrian.
It's to compare Zara Phillips with him. said that Hua Tian's grades were so bad that he wasn't that powerful at all.
Nima China is a lot of trolls, and criticizing Huatian in equestrianism is the same as playing League of Legends with a group of bronze and silver scum to spray professional players, you especially weigh your catties and then speak. said that Huatian had a low international ranking, and that Zara Phillips had also won the equestrian world championship and the Olympic eventing team silver medal, Huatian's results were too far behind her.
Xiao Peng just wants to shout, ignorance!
Zara won the Olympic team silver medal, but she was the worst athlete to perform.
And her individual results, like Hua Tian, are eighth!
And we all know that equestrianism is a sport suitable for dwarves, is it easy to achieve this result with the height of Huatian 191?
Besides, what good horse does Hua Tian have in his hands?
Is there a horse that is a descendant of a famous family?
Comparing him with the British royal family who was accompanied by a small horse, isn't this just the same as making Xiao Peng's age compare with Zuckerberg?
Say a thousand things and ten thousand, you find a person from China who has a higher equestrian score than Huatian, and find one even if you are right!
Is there one?
In the final analysis, it's still a villain mentality, I can't do it myself, and I can't get used to seeing other people's behavior, let's clean some such things on the Chinese Internet!
Eyes are high and hands are low.
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Yang Meng sighed: "Xiao Peng, look at the people people who come into contact with them, they are about the same age, why is the gap so big?"
” Xiao Peng also secretly clenched his fists: "Brother, let's go on side by side, believe me, sooner or later, one day, I will let these people come to the door and beg to know us!"
” Yang Meng laughed: "Okay, I don't believe it, we are worse than others?"
Here, cheers!
Made, hurry up and finish this cup of horse urine, exchange it for some good wine, let's drink one with an open stomach today!
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