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Chapter Eighty-Two: The Haka War Dance


"Brother Peng!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Early the next morning, as soon as Xiao Peng wanted to get up and lead his horse to the beach for a walk, Hunter Allen hurried over and rushed directly into his room.

"Calm, calm, what's wrong?

Did you eat a live spider?

"On the New Zealand side, it's not surprising to open your eyes and see a spider or something.

Just don't swallow it.

Xiao Peng got dressed unhurriedly.

Hunter Allen was speechless: "Brother Peng, I answered a phone call just now, according to internal information, this competition may adopt the Jockey Club mode. ” Xiao Peng was stunned: "What does this mean?"

What is Jockey Club Racing Mode?

” Hunter Allen was emotional: "Jockey!

All horses are jockeys of the race!

Not in person.

Only when the horses are on the field will you know who is riding which horses!

” "What?"

Xiao Peng was also a little dumbfounded.

"Why didn't they say it sooner?

You're not kidding, are you?

” Hunter Allen said angrily: "I also want to know why this is!

How can such a rule be suddenly adopted?

'Titan' is okay to say, 'Silver' doesn't let others ride at all, how can this be played?

” Xiao Peng thought about it and calmed down: "Where did you get the news from?"

” Hunter Allen said: "Bob 'Parrot' is a New Zealand jockey.

He just called me. ” Xiao Peng was speechless: "I'll go, you're stupid, aren't you?"

Call to confirm!

Go and call the competition committee, oh, you believe a cat or a dog calling you?

You believe a phone call without wind and shadow?

” Hunter Allen reacted after hearing this, hurriedly dialed the phone, confirmed the indignation and said, "Damn, this damn Bob, he lied to me!"

The competition committee didn't say anything about it at all!

What is this bastard doing here?

” Xiao Peng didn't answer him, took out a book directly from the bedside, and threw it to Hunter Allen: "Use this book to learn Chinese, and when you learn it, you will understand why he called." ” Hunter Allen looked at the book in his hand, puzzled.

"This book is called "Thirty-six Strategies", and it is a military book that has been circulated in China for a long time.

As the saying goes, 'soldiers, tricks', he is your competitor, and it is normal to attack your heart before the game now.

To put it bluntly, this method is the seventh of the 'thirty-six strategies': making something out of nothing.

The original text is: 'False, non-false, true.'

Less yin, too yin, the sun' originally did not refer to the original but insisted that there was, describing it out of thin air.

Just like the ancient Chinese book "Wei Xuanzi - The Right to War" said: "The right to fight depends on the extremes of the Tao, and those who have nothing believe in it?"

'He advocates using illusions to confuse the enemy, taking advantage of the enemy's habit of 'nothing', turning nothing into existence, turning falsehood into truth, turning fiction into reality, and really attacking the enemy, but the enemy still thinks it is an illusion and does not take precautions, so as to win the battle for which we have taken.

Xiao Peng shook his head and said to Hunter Allen.

Turning his head, Hunter Allen looked confused.

Xiao Peng smiled: "Damn, what am I telling you to do this, take this book, when you memorize this book and eat it thoroughly, you will understand why he lied to you." ” Xiao Peng handed the book to Hunter Allen: "Okay, I'll go to the beach for a walk."

"This guy is very simple.

This racecourse is also a battlefield, with all kinds of means on and off the field.

Hunter Allen, as a three-time Group 1 champion jockey, and 'Titan', as a three-time Group 1 winner, will certainly be on the radar of other opponents.

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Be careful, it's all normal.

Xiao Peng and Yang Meng led the horses and walked to the beach.

When they first arrived, the two were dumbfounded.

I didn't expect there to be so many people here early in the morning!

When the two looked closer, it turned out that two groups were playing beach football.

It looks like the players are in their 40s, and they have their families cheering them on the sidelines.

New Zealand's national sport is rugby.

Because the sport originated in Rugby, England, it is also known as Rugby Football.

And this sport is currently the third most popular sport in the world.

Second only to football and cricket.

Like football, rugby also has a World Cup, which is also held every four years.

New Zealand, on the other hand, is a traditional powerhouse in rugby, with the most rugby World Cup winners, and the last two rugby World Cup winners are New Zealand.

It has been ranked No. 1 in the world for eight consecutive years.

Because the New Zealand rugby national team jersey is pure black, the New Zealand rugby team is also known as the 'allbcks'.

There's a reason why New Zealanders love the All Blacks.

You know, they have a winning record against every team in the world.

These also include the British and Irish Lions, the World All-Star Team.

Let's just say that in the world of rugby, New Zealand's status is similar to that of China in the world of table tennis.

The biggest feature of the New Zealand team is that they have to dance a 'haka' before each game, whether it is football, basketball, rugby, as long as it is a team event, they must dance a part before the start.

This haka dance in New Zealand refers to the traditional dance of the Maori people, and other Pacific island countries, such as Tonga, Tahiti, Samoa and other countries have similar dances.

It is a group dance that is performed through movements, beating, and shouting, and it is very imposing.

It has become a symbol of New Zealand, with haka dancing at weddings and hakas at funerals。。。。。。

All in all, in New Zealand, there are many people dancing haka.

I still remember the World Cup in 15, when the Central Five broadcast the New Zealand game, when the all-black team danced the haka dance at the beginning, the commentator of the Central Five was very professional and said: "You see, this Maori dance also has a lot of modern dance elements, you see their dance moves of sticking out their tongues, grabbing their hair and pulling their crotch, which are all borrowed from Michael Jackson's dance factors." ” Xiao Peng couldn't drag the commentary out of the TV, otherwise he would definitely pull him out and slap him hard in the mouth, and said while fanning: "What you said is really right, what you said is so good!"

” Isn't this nonsense?

The movements he said have a meaning in Maori dance, and they basically mean, "I will kill my enemies, eviscerate them, and hang their heads in demonstration." ” Uh, thinking about it this way, it's better to have a CCTV commentary, you can't tell the people of China that there is such a terrifying meaning in this dance, right?

Well, sometimes, it's better not to tell the truth.

When Xiao Peng arrived at the beach, it was just when the two teams were dancing haka dance against each other, and I saw them lined up in a neat line, led by the captain, shouting and slapping their bodies.

Before such competitions, they dance the haka as a war-style haka, which is performed before the war to invoke the protection of the god of war.

Show your strength and intimidate the other side.

Yang Meng leaned over to Xiao Peng's side: "What are they shouting?"

” Xiao Peng translated: "Let us become one with this land" "This is my home" "This is my moment" "It's time to step up" "This is my moment" "Our Strengths" "Victory is ahead" "We will be given dignity" "Silver Fern" "Kill all the enemies" "Silver Fern" Yang Meng asked curiously, "What does this silver fern mean?"

” "Oh, in Maori legend, the silver fern was originally a marine plant, and later it was invited to live in the forests of New Zealand, just to guide the Maori people, so the Maori call it 'first dew', and now it is the national flower of New Zealand, and the early all-black uniforms have silver fern patterns, but recently the all-black players often have poppie patterns on their sleeves."

Xiao Peng explained.

"Poppies?

What does this mean?

Do you take drugs on their behalf?

Yang Meng was even more puzzled.

"Ahh Xiao Peng glared at Yang Meng: "Fortunately, these New Zealanders don't understand Chinese, otherwise they would have to practice with you when they heard your nonsense." ” "Practice and practice, who is afraid of whom."

Yang Meng said disdainfully.

"Come on, let's go, let's go horseback riding on the beach over there."

Xiao Peng told Yang Meng that the two of them usually like American football more than English football, which is also related to the difference between the two types of football.

American football wears protective gear, and English football does not wear protective gear.

However, in comparison, the chance of injury is much lower in rugby than in American football.

This is because rugby is more focused on opening up space when attacking, while American football is more focused on collision confrontation.

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For example, the common head and shoulders collision in American football is very rare in rugby.

Of course, whether you play American football or English football, you need to be physically strong.

The two groups of people who played rugby on the beach looked very old, at least over forty, but the thirty players on the field were all very strong.

The two of them were just about to go horseback riding on the beach on the other side, but a white object flew towards them quickly.

Xiao Peng was on the side of his body, dodging the white object.

But Yang Meng didn't have time to react, and slammed it directly on his head, smashing him and almost falling to the ground, Xiao Peng saw that it was a rugby ball that fell to the ground.

Seeing the rugby hit the target, the group of reckless men playing rugby on the beach burst into laughter.

Yang Meng turned around and wanted to rush over to fight them, but Xiao Peng grabbed him.

"Hey, kids, help throw the ball back!"

A strong man shouted, and by looking at his skin color, he knew that it was a Maori: "You guys are too careless, why can't you even catch the ball?"

Get out of here quickly and avoid getting hurt.

This is not a place for the little ones to play!

” Hearing his words, everyone around him burst into laughter.

Xiao Peng looked at the person who spoke, smiled slightly, and picked up the ball from the ground: "Do you want the ball?"

” "That's right!

Use all the strength of the milk and don't even throw a ball back!

The strong man laughed.

"That's what you said!"

Xiao Peng's eyes were cold, and the ring turned into an ant again, only to see his arm round, and the rugby ball in his hand flew out like a meteor, and before everyone could understand what was happening, they heard a loud "bang", and the strong Maori man was hit to the ground by the rugby!

Xiao Peng shrugged his shoulders and said lightly: "I can't even catch a ball, what kind of rugby are you playing." ”