"Brother Peng, what are you doing?
Can you take a shower like this?
Pan Peiyu looked at Xiao Peng's appearance and was overjoyed.
Xiao Peng was smashed with a big blue eye by Di Jingjing with a small bucket.
Xiao Peng looked at Di Jingjing with an aggrieved face, who did he tell about his grievances?
You rushed into my bathroom, looked at me all over again, and called me a hooligan?
Look at Di Jingjing's aggrieved look on her side, yes, women are all drama spirits.
I can't fight!
Cai Junwei explained: "Hasn't Di Wei been busy lately?
dragged Sister Jingjing to us to help, now Sister Jingjing is the veterinarian of our horse farm, don't look at Sister Jingjing like this, that level is high, and she is taking care of the big dogs and small dogs during this time. ” Cai Junwei was obviously praising Di Jingjing, but how did he know that Di Jingjing snorted coldly: "What do you call me like this?"
Cai Fatzi, you explain to me, what am I like?
” Cai Junwei hurriedly raised his hand to surrender: "Sister Jingjing, I said the wrong thing, blame me!"
” Di Jingjing snorted coldly and took the big dog and puppy to take a bath.
Xiao Peng shook his head, returned to the cabin, took out a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet and poured a glass for the two of them: "What about Mengzi?"
Xiao Peng asked.
Pan Peiyu replied: "He took those two buzzards into the mountain early in the morning.
Let's go hunting.
Brother Peng, are your eyes okay?
” Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and shook his head: "You say that this Di Jingjing's temper is also weird, right?"
As friends, you are too irresponsible, you should find her a boyfriend, so that her temper should improve, right?
” "Ahem, ahem."
After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Cai Junwei, who was drinking, was startled and coughed directly.
Xiao Peng was stunned: "Fat Cai, why are you reacting so strongly?"
” Cai Junwei's eyes widened: "Sister Jingjing in our circle is a god, do you want to deal with her?"
That's hell of a difficulty, undoubtedly!
” "Is it that exaggerated?"
Xiao Peng was puzzled.
"Look at Di Jingjing, it's quite spicy, not delicate at all.
How loving is it to raise dogs and sheep?
” Cai Junwei sighed: "Sister Jingjing had a boyfriend last time, and she is still seeing a psychiatrist." ” “hat？”
Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "What did she do?"
” Cai Junwei said quietly: "Although this world often makes women suffer a lot of grievances, but in the world of love, men are the weak, right?"
Don't you know, Sister Jingjing's method of torturing men is called a variety. ” Xiao Peng's eyes lit up: "Leather coat, leather whip, high-heeled candle?
Can't you see that this Di Jingjing is so fierce?
” Cai Junwei coughed dryly: "Brother Peng, where did you think of going?"
It's all pediatrics, and Sister Jingjing is good at torturing people's minds.
We met Sister Jingjing's ex-boyfriend, named Wang Long, a very good guy, a young surgeon, talented and handsome.
But after they broke up at that time, don't you know, Wang Long cried that called a pear blossom with rain, we thought it was him sad, and went to comfort him, but the guy was crying with joy, and he couldn't wait to invite the whole night club to drink that night!
I want to bring all the girls home!
” Xiao Peng was completely dumbfounded: "What did this Di Jingjing do?"
So terrifying?
” Cai Junwei said quietly: "Actually, I didn't do anything, I just didn't ask Wang Long a few questions, so I tortured him crazy." ” Xiao Peng smiled: "Don't you ask every day who will fall into the water first, my mother or her?"
” Cai Junwei shook his head and smiled: "How can you be so naïve?"
You know, Sister Jingjing likes animals, she used to have a cat with her boyfriend, and one day, she suddenly asked Wang Long, 'If we break up, who will take care of the cat?'
Wang Long is real, looking at Sister Jingjing with a sincere face, "I listen to you, if you want to raise it, I will put it there for you."
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He really thought so, but Sister Jingjing made him kneel on the keyboard, 'You mean we're going to break up'?
” Xiao Peng laughed: "It's nothing, Wang Long is also stupid, how can this question be answered like this?"
Isn't this unpleasant for yourself?
If you want me, you will definitely answer, 'Silly girl, what do you think, we won't break up', isn't that all right?"
Or that Wang Long's emotional intelligence is too low. ” "Hehe" Cai Junwei showed a contemptuous smile: "You think it's that simple?
Later, when Wang Long was playing a game, Sister Jingjing asked him, 'If we break up, will you give me the game console?'
Wang Longxue was obedient, and his head shook like a rattle: 'If this question is not true, we will not break up', but Sister Jingjing was angry again: 'We have been together for so long, you won't even buy me a game console?'
Wang Long went to kneel on the keyboard again. ” Xiao Peng: "。。。。。。
"It's not right to answer this emotional question.
Cai Junwei looked at Xiao Peng's expression and continued: "Those questions are only primary, and there are still them.
For example, she asked Wang Long, 'Your ex-girlfriend and I fell into the manure pit at the same time, and we need artificial respiration when we fish it up, what will you do?'
Wang Long didn't think about it: 'Artificial respiration will be done directly for you'.
So he went to the keyboard again, 'Didn't you say I was your first love?'
Who is your ex-girlfriend?
’” "That shows that he lied to Di Jingjing and knelt without grievance."
Xiao Peng shrugged.
"That's why Wang Long said that he pouted, he really didn't have an ex-girlfriend, and he just wanted to answer the question.
After finally explaining, the matter passed, and then Sister Jingjing suddenly said to him: 'By the way, when I was taking medicine today, your mother called me and said that your ex-girlfriend had a car accident and is now in your hospital'.
This time, Wang Long replied in seconds: 'I don't have an ex-girlfriend', but Sister Jingjing got angry again, 'You don't even ask me why I take medicine'!
” Cai Junwei looked at the stunned Xiao Peng and the two, nodded, very satisfied with the expressions of the two now, and continued: "Later, the two went shopping, and a group of beauties walked across from them, and Di Jingjing asked again, 'Do you think my legs are good-looking or their legs are good-looking?'
Wang Long didn't think about it, 'Your legs are good-looking'.
Sister Jingjing turned her head and went home directly, "With me, you still look at other people's legs?"
” Xiao Peng can't complain, it's really difficult to get along with Di Jingjing.
Cai Junwei said with a smile: "Brother Peng, do you remember that it was particularly popular to put coins on the collarbone a while ago, right?"
Sister Jingjing also played once, took a photo and asked Wang Long, 'Do you think my collarbone is good-looking or someone else's collarbone is good-looking?'
This time, Wang Long's eyes were long: "I don't know, I haven't seen other people's collarbones." ” Xiao Peng was stunned: "This time the answer should be fine, right?"
” "Brother Peng, you are too naïve!"
Cai Junwei shook his finger: "Sister Jingjing asked Wang Long directly, 'What, you have only seen my collarbone, do you feel wronged'?"
” Xiao Peng covered his face, this is the rhythm of forcing people to a psychiatric hospital every minute.
Cai Junwei took a sip of wine to moisten his throat and continued: "Take Wang Long to see his girlfriend, and when he comes back, Sister Jingjing asks Wang Long, who do you think is good-looking, me or my girlfriend?"
Brother Peng, if you answered, how would you answer?
” Xiao Peng didn't think about it: "The affirmative answer is that Di Jingjing is the best-looking."
That's all right, right?
” Cai Junwei shook his head: "Wang Long also replied like this, but Sister Jingjing directly scolded him, 'Did I tell me which girlfriend it was?'
You will rush to answer, saying, Are you a thief?
Have an idea for them?
’” Xiao Peng stopped talking directly, where is this Nima hell difficulty?
It's clearly a devastating difficulty level!
Cai Junwei continued: "There are many such examples, for example, she told Wang Long that she wanted to eat barbecue, and Wang Long bought her barbecue, but the next day Sister Jingjing turned her face: 'I said I was going to lose weight, why didn't you stop me?'
I finally lost two pounds, and I rebounded again!
After a few days, she told Wang Long that she wanted to eat barbecue, this time Wang Long gritted his teeth: 'No, you're losing weight, let's not eat such greasy', but Sister Jingjing got angry directly, 'Do you don't love me anymore?'
Don't even let me eat a barbecue?
Wang Long hurriedly explained: "You said that you want to lose weight and let me supervise you."
As a result, Sister Jingjing's words blocked Wang Long speechless. ” "What did she say?"
Pan Peiyu, who was on the side, hurriedly asked.
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"Sister Jingjing said, oh, so you think I'm fat now?"
Cai Junwei answered him.
Xiao Peng nodded: "So, the girl said that she wanted to lose weight, but losing weight was not her purpose at all, in fact, she was testing whether you think she was fat!"
” Cai Junwei snapped his fingers: "It stands to reason that this is the case, but sometimes there are accidents."
One time the two of them went out to dinner, and the girl at the next table said to his boyfriend, 'I want to eat pork ribs,' and the girl's boyfriend replied, 'Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight?'
What pork ribs to eat?
Let's go vegan'.
Di Jingjing listened to the conversation between the two, and also said to Wang Long, 'I want to eat pork rib pot', Wang Long was full of confidence when he heard it: 'Okay, you can eat whatever you want, I don't think you are fat at all, you don't need to lose weight at all'!
” Xiao Peng nodded after hearing this: "This time he finally answered correctly。。。。。。
” "Huh."
Pan Peiyu smiled coldly: "I didn't think that the man opposite was more awesome, and directly said, 'No wonder she is so fat, we can't be like that'."
After returning home, Sister Jingjing directly turned her face with Wang Long, saying that he lied to herself.
You don't know, scratch Wang Long's face. ” Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "This Wang Long is too unproductive, he deserves to see a psychiatrist, doesn't he know how to fight back?"
” "He fought back."
Cai Junwei said: "Sister Jingjing asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he didn't do anything, just stay."
Sister Jingjing said that he would rather stay than look for her, because he didn't have Sister Jingjing in his heart.
Later, I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that the hospital was working overtime, and Sister Jingjing said that you were so busy that you didn't have time to send her a WeChat message for more than ten seconds?
Is there her in my heart?
Later, Sister Jingjing asked again, what are you doing?
He replied that he wanted Sister Jingjing, but Sister Jingjing said again, if you don't look for me, do you still have me in your heart?
Anyway, from beginning to end, Wang Long was wrong, and Wang Long also wanted to fight back, so he asked Sister Jingjing, what are you doing?
Sister Jingjing replied, what are you doing, stay still, Wang Long directly moved Sister Jingjing's set out, "Would you rather take it than look for me?"
Do you have me in your heart?
As a result, Sister Jingjing replied to him: "If I don't look for you, you won't look for me, right?"
What's your attitude?
"How about it, Brother Peng, do you still want to introduce a boyfriend to Sister Jingjing?"
” Xiao Peng took a deep breath: "I didn't say anything just now.
You're hallucinating。。。。。。
” It is natural for women to be coquettish, but like Di Jingjing, it is a demon.
I still beg God, take away such a demon。。。。。。
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