Xiao Peng followed Ya Li's guidance and came to a restaurant, but Ya Li's so-called 'delicious' restaurant made Xiao Peng miserable, because they came to eat cheese hot pot, which was too sweet for Xiao Peng.
It's not good that the three girls are happy to eat.
That's right, there is also hot pot in Switzerland, but this kind of cheese hot pot has become a nightmare in Xiao Peng's eyes, this Nima is definitely insulting to the word 'hot pot'!
Although Germania is widely regarded as the number one cheese country, Switzerland is the country that takes cheese the most.
The production of cheese in Switzerland is strictly regulated by the state, and the law stipulates that only cheese from that region can be produced in one region, and not varieties from other regions, which is very similar to the laws governing Gallic wines.
Xiao Peng's fondue is made of Gruyere, Lacrete and Emmental.
After boiling white wine, the bread cut into small pieces is dipped in melted cheese and eaten.
You can also take small vegetables and fruits and dip them together.
The three girls are not happy to eat, this is still suitable for girls, not for big men.
Xiao Peng just ate a little bit and got tired, so it was better to go back to the car and eat two packs of instant noodles.
Just when the girls were having a good time, suddenly the waiter in the restaurant came over: "Sir, madam, the RV outside is yours, right?"
” Xiao Peng looked puzzled: "Yes, is there any problem?"
"The car was parked in the parking area, and there was nothing illegal.
The waiter said, "Then I suggest you go and take a look, there are police officers coming to see your car." ” Xiao Peng frowned, he didn't do anything wrong!
Why did you provoke the police?
Jimma was also puzzled, but Yumi and Yali looked normal: "Honey, go take a look, remember a little------ don't be too angry."
This is Switzerland.
You're lucky enough to have just arrived in Switzerland for such a short time to meet 'TS'. ” “ts？
What do you mean?
Xiao Peng was puzzled.
"You know the meaning of 'tf', it's a word that means something about the same, it means 'going to the special Swiss'.
You'll find out exactly how to understand it in a moment.
Yali ate the cheese fondue without raising her head.
It seemed that she was not surprised at all by this result, and Yumi also looked at him with a smile.
Xiao Peng was confused and walked out of the restaurant alone, when he saw an old lady talking to the police in an emotional manner, and the police were taking notes in a notebook.
"Mr.
Officer, I noticed that you were looking at my car, what happened?"
Xiao Peng stepped forward and asked.
The policeman glanced at Xiao Peng: "Hello sir, this lady called the police and said that you parked improperly!"
” Xiao Peng was stunned: "Improper parking?
What is this statement?
My car is parked so well.
Xiao Peng took a closer look, there is really nothing wrong with parking, this is indeed a parking lot, and the car is indeed within the white line, where is this improper parking?
As a result, the old lady pointed at Xiao Peng and said, "Is this a good stop?"
See for yourself!
You parked the car diagonally!
” Xiao Peng looked at the old lady dumbfounded after hearing this, are you stupid?
I parked my car in a parking space, and I didn't park anywhere else, and I didn't get out of the line, but I just parked a little crookedly and you called the police?
Xiao Peng looked at the old lady in surprise: "My car is completely parked in the parking space, and it is not parked in the no-parking position, what is the violation of the law for me?"
” "Your parking like this is seriously unsightly!
And not only that, if you don't park your car right like this, it will make it more difficult for others to park!
The old lady looked at Xiao Peng angrily, looking at Xiao Peng's eyes, as if staring at a sinner who had committed a heinous crime.
Xiao Peng finally began to understand what Yali and Yumi meant by 'ts'.
This Nima Swiss is really weird enough!
"Okay, old lady, just tell me which car is yours, since your driving skills are so bad that you can't park, then I'll help you park the headline, right?"
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Xiao Peng said a little impatiently, what is this Nima called!
It seems that the old age of this bad guy is not only a problem in China, but also in Switzerland.
As a result, the old lady's next sentence made him even more crazy: "Me?
I don't have a car!
” What the hell are you doing without a car?
Xiao Peng almost wants to scold the street!
He wanted to shout right now: "TS!
Let's go to the special Swiss!
” Xiao Peng was really impatient, so he took out his mobile phone directly, took a few photos of himself parking, and took pictures of the policeman and the old lady respectively, making the two of them confused, not knowing what Xiao Peng was going to do.
Xiao Peng said directly to the policeman: "My name is Xiao Peng, a native of Huaxia, I abide by any law anywhere, if you say any of your Swiss laws that say that I have something illegal to park like this, I am willing to accept the punishment of the law, but if there is no law that stipulates that I am illegal, I will not accept any results!"
” After speaking, Xiao Peng simply didn't look at these people, and returned to the restaurant without looking back.
Seeing Xiao Peng come in with a gloomy face, Yali sneered: "I said, right?"
He must have that on the look, right?
” Yumi also said: "My dear, have you seen the power of the Swiss?"
” Ari laughed, "As I said, compared to them, we Germanic people are 'lively'. ” Jimma Ward asked Xiao Peng with a look of surprise, "What happened outside?"
Makes you angry like this?
In his impression, Xiao Peng was rarely angry like this.
Xiao Peng told a few people what happened just now, and Jima Ward was dumbfounded when he heard it: "Can such a thing still happen?"
Are you kidding?
How can there be such a person in the world?
” Yali and Yumi glanced at each other and laughed together: "Believe what Xiao said."
What he said was true.
The Swiss are so weird, and if you associate with them a little more, you'll understand.
Alright, my dear, ignore them, let's talk about something else when we're full.
How great it tastes!
” Xiao Peng glanced at the three of them: "Eat, eat, eat!"
No wonder Europeans and Americans are all big fat people when they are older, and they are both meat and milk, so it's no wonder if they are not fat!
You three eat hard, eat big fat people!
” Yali shook her head and said, "We have a lot more time to work out every day than you, okay!"
” Xiao Peng has nothing to say, saying that everyone's success is not accidental, just like Jimma and Youmei, both of them are very famous supermodels, but they have never stopped exercising, Jimma Ward has children, but the mermaid line is clear, and You Mei has clear abdominal muscles, watching them exercise, Xiao Peng feels distressed when he looks at it, and the amount of training is even more than that of many men!
Western women are not like Chinese women who are thin and beautiful, they prefer healthy lines.
So I'm not worried about eating too many high-calorie things------ it's a big deal, just exercise more!
Xiao Peng pouted: "I don't want to exercise, but I'm in good health!"
” After Yali and Yumi looked at each other, they suddenly laughed: "You said that you are in good health in Switzerland?"
My dear, you may not know that the physical fitness of this Swiss can only be described as a pervert!
” Yumei nodded and said: "The Swiss figure is first-class, I would feel ashamed to go to the swimming pool with a body like mine, I once went to climb a mountain, I thought I was in good health, but suddenly a pregnant woman appeared behind me, I thought she needed my help, but she disliked me for walking slowly!"
” Yali smiled after hearing this: "I have also encountered such a thing, once I wanted to ride a bicycle for fitness, I swear, I bought a full set of professional racing equipment, I thought I was riding fast, but a little girl in a skirt next to me easily overtook me!"
The physical fitness of the people here is at the level of barbarians. ” Xiao Peng pointed to his nose: "What about me?"
” "You're a barbarian, too, I just don't know who is more barbaric, the Swiss or the Swiss."
Yali said as she ate cheese fondue.
Xiao Peng shrugged: "You're right, these Swiss are indeed barbarians, look at how barbaric they are?"
Do you have to be fooled about everything?
What's in the way of them when my car is parked?
” "Everyone thinks that the Swiss are civilized and polite, but at least in Europe, the Swiss are notorious, at least in the matter of parking, once there was a big pear man who came to Switzerland to travel and parked his car in the area marked with a white line on the street, but for some reason, he was fined 1,000 euros by the local police for not parking well, and he didn't explain it for a long time.
What the hell is parked, so this guy can't swallow this breath, and directly set up a topic page on the Internet, specializing in putting those cars with Swiss license plates in the illegal parking lot scene of Heda Pear, in order to fight for this breath, he is also quite hard.
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Yali said with a smile.
"And the result?"
Jimma asked curiously.
"The result was that this incident caused a sensation, and all over Europe sent him photos of Swiss cars parked indiscriminately in their own countries, and in less than a few months, he collected thousands of photos of Swiss cars parked indiscriminately, all posted on the Internet, and the whole European people laughed at the Swiss together."
Then again, even if there was no such thing, the whole of Europe laughed at the Swiss. ” Xiao Peng was happy after hearing this: "Yali, this Switzerland should be a country composed of Germanic people, Gauls and Dali people, right?"
Why is it like this?
So many people don't want to see here?
” "Arrogance."
"Switzerland is a country where the Gauls who don't want to be Gauls and the Gauls who don't want to be Gauls and Gauls who don't want to be Gauls and the natives are all double standards here, you know?"
What are the most common clothes worn by the Swiss at the World Cup?
” Xiao Peng thought for a while and replied: "Is it the uniform of the Swiss national team?"
” "No," replied Yali, "but a t-shirt that read, 'I support any country except the Pear, Germania, Gaul,'. ” "Poof."
Xiao Peng couldn't help laughing, this Nima Belgian is strange enough, but I didn't expect the Swiss to be even more weird.
"I used to live in Switzerland for a quarter because of my work."
"Because of the long time, I rented a house here, and it was a Swiss who moved out before me, and the landlord came in and looked around, and let him go," Yumi said.
But when I moved out, even the furniture was moved up to check the floor, and finally I found a black spot on the floor under the cabinet, which deducted me almost 200 euros!
Actually, I didn't do it at all, can I still remove the cabinet and destroy the floor for him?
” Jimma asked, "Didn't you explain it to him?"
” You Mei pouted: "The landlord said, I've seen a lot of foreigners like you, and if something goes wrong, he said that you didn't do it!"
Since then, I have had no affection for Switzerland.
In addition to the cheese here: there are only two types of Swiss cuisine, fondue and grilled cheese.
The taste is very good. ” Xiao Peng frowned, smelling the ecstasy smell of the thick cheese fondue on the table, and the faces of the Swiss customers full of enjoyment and pride, Xiao Peng didn't know where to complain.
Yali said: "And it's hard to rent a house here, do you believe it?"
If you are a foreigner renting a house here, you will have to have an interview!
In addition to the huge price, a better house can easily be seen by dozens or hundreds of people, and it takes time, just like going to the hospital to see a doctor, you have to register first.
Xiao, because of this, among European countries, Switzerland is probably the country with the least number of Chinese people.
It's really hard for foreigners to live here, unless you really have money, you know, the price of daily necessities here is at least two to three times higher than that of surrounding countries!
” You Mei said: "But they also have advantages, that is, they are very punctual, and they are punctual to the point of perversion."
There was a train that was delayed for fifteen minutes because of a mudslide, which caused an uproar, and finally the railway company had to publish an apology to calm the anger of the Swiss. ” Xiao Peng opened his mouth wide: "You're not joking with me, are you?"
Are you sure you're not talking about perverts?
” Yali looked normal: "So people in other European countries call the Swiss 'ts', and there is a reason for this, and you really can't understand the brain circuits of these Swiss."
Still, my dear, I would suggest that you get to know the Swiss for yourself through your own contacts, which would be a little more fun. ” "According to you, the Swiss are just arrogant?
Why should I get to know them personally?
What's the point?
Xiao Peng asked.
"It's nothing, I just want to see how you call them 'ts'."
Yali said.
Xiao Peng pouted: "How can I punish myself with other people's mistakes?"
It's rude for me not to give nicknames to people of other countries or to call them such rude nicknames. ” Ari and Yumi glanced at each other, smiled together and didn't speak.
After a few people finished eating, they checked out and went out, saying that this Switzerland is obviously not an EU country, but it also uses euros, which is really the kind that says no, but the body is very honest.
However, this also gave Xiao Peng a lot of convenience.
At least you don't have to exchange money.
As a result, as soon as he went out, Xiao Peng saw his car.
“ts！”
Xiao Peng really couldn't hold back...