Xiao Peng frowned after hearing this: "Nikolai, according to my idea, let them go to jail." ” Nikolai said: "Xiao, you may not know about a high-welfare state like Switzerland, for them, this prison is a vacation!"
Personally, I would suggest that the best solution would be to increase their compensation. ” "What do you mean?"
Xiao Peng was a little confused.
Nikolai explained: "Well, in a situation like theirs, even if they were found guilty and sent to prison, they would be sent to the Sardolon prison.
In Geneva, each room is like a hotel standard room, and you can even earn money working in it.
Aren't you saying it's a vacation to go to jail here?
” Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "Hold the grass, this is okay?"
I want to go to jail for what you're saying. ” Nikolai said with a smile: "In fact, there are really such people who come here to break the law and deliberately go to prison, and work in prison to make money, although they earn less than outside, but compared to the environment of these people's home countries, it is already a high income, and they have food and drink, and they earn as much as they save."
Many people have such crooked brains. ” "Damn, in that case, wouldn't it be enough for some smuggled refugees to commit crimes against people stranded in Switzerland?"
Xiao Peng was startled when he heard this.
"How can it be that simple?"
Nikolai laughed: "There are shelters for refugee stowaways, and only Swiss citizens can go to such good prisons, and of course, foreigners with connections can also go there, so there was a time when someone had the idea of collecting money to help foreign criminals get into that prison, but now there is no such situation, and those people are arrested." ” Xiao Peng was completely speechless, this Nima squatting in prison is scrambling?
But Nikolai is right, if you really go to such a place, you are indeed on vacation.
"Okay, okay, I promised you, just follow your solution.
I won't hold the Swiss police accountable, ok?
” "Xiao, thank you so much!
I'll treat you to a drink in two days!
Nikolai said excitedly.
Xiao Peng was stunned: "Where are you going to invite me to drink?"
You're coming to St.
Moritz too?
” "Yes!
What's so strange?
Nikolai was stunned.
"What are you doing here?
Don't tell me you came to me for a drink!
Xiao Peng's eyes widened: "It's just a trivial matter, there's no need to be so grand!"
” Nikolai laughed after hearing this: "Xiao, you misunderstood, even if you are not in St.
Moritz, I will pass." ” "Skiing?
You're pretty good at life!
Xiao Peng said curiously.
Nikolai on the other end of the phone was silent for a long time: "Xiao, don't you really know what the days will be?"
” "What day?"
Xiao Peng was completely confused.
"The annual St.
Moritz Glacier Lake Race!
God, what the hell are you doing in St.
Moritz?
Don't you know this?
Nikolai raised his voice.
Xiao Peng sneered: "I just came here to play, and I really don't know what horse racing festival is here." ” Nikolai was completely speechless: "Yes, I thought you were going to participate in the competition, but it turned out that you were good, just to play."
Well, anyway, I'll admit your favor, you've done me a great favor!
” Xiao Peng said: "Okay, I'll give the phone to that Nicoletta, I want to see the results as soon as possible."
I doubt the efficiency of the people here.
So if it is not resolved as soon as possible, I reserve the right to sue!
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” Nikolai hurriedly said: "No problem, no problem, Xiao, don't worry!"
No problem!
” Xiao Peng handed the phone to Nicoletta, and after she talked to Nikolai, she thanked Xiao Peng and promised to come up with the results as soon as possible before leaving.
Mrs.
Hensel didn't care about the pride of the Swiss people, she apologized to Xiao Peng with her life, and in the end it was Dai Bolong who helped to say good things, after all, they were still neighbors, Xiao Peng thought about it, and he couldn't look down on the so-called financial compensation, so he simply sold Dai Bolong a face and let her go.
"But, Mrs.
Hänsel, if I hear anything more about what you say about the Chinese man-made fakes, believe me, I don't care how rich your family is, and I don't care what dignitaries you have in your family, I will definitely make you regret saying such things!"
Xiao Peng said to Mrs.
Hensel with a cold face.
Mrs.
Hänzel nodded hurriedly, she regretted it now, okay?
When did the Chinese people become so strong?
Don't they all say that the Chinese people are a polite and humble nation?
Why are you so aggressive?
Of course, if Xiao Peng knew her thoughts, he would definitely tell her: "Humility does not mean weakness!"
Don't be ashamed!
” After everyone left, the room returned to a brief period of calm, and the reason why it was short was because Feng Zhi was active again: "Old Dai!
You're awesome!
You didn't recognize Xiao Peng's god when he came to you?
Are you too embarrassed to build a stable in your house?
You didn't even recognize your ancestors who played with horses?
” Dai Bolong made a shushing gesture and motioned for Feng Zhi to make a small noise.
Feng Zhi pursed his lips and whispered to Xiao Peng: "Alas, you don't know how fucked up this Swiss are, you have to be careful when you are neighbors with them, Lao Dai is okay, he has his own courtyard, I live in an apartment, and someone calls the police when I take a shower after ten o'clock in the evening!"
” "What?"
Xiao Peng was puzzled.
Feng Zhi explained: "This Swiss person loves to be quiet, how much do you love it?
There is a public laundry room on the ground floor of the apartment, but it can't be used on Sundays, because it's everyone's rest time, and there are messy rules such as not being able to use the flush toilet after nine o'clock and not taking a shower after ten o'clock, if you violate it, the neighbors may call the police.
Do you want to have a party at home?
Yes, send an open letter to all your neighbors a few days in advance, telling yourself the reason for holding a party at home, the number of people invited, and the time of the party, and if the time is exceeded, someone will still call the police. ” Xiao Peng covered his face: "This is too nonsense, right?"
Is there still a way to live this day?
” Feng Zhi sighed: "Who said it wasn't!"
So in Switzerland you hardly see any KTV bars and the like, and if you want to go out at night, there are only nightclubs. ” "Isn't the nightclub more noisy?"
Xiao Peng was puzzled.
"So it's all about building away from residential areas.
Alas, when we graduated from college, we went to the store to buy a lot of alcohol to celebrate, but before we could walk out of the store, the owner of the store called the police, on the grounds that we bought too much alcohol, which could easily cause immeasurable consequences.
Now understand how boring our lives are, right?
Feng Zhi took out a bottle of beer and handed it to Xiao Peng.
Xiao Peng took the beer: "Actually, I care more about why you raised your hand to surrender after seeing the police just now?"
” "Hahahaha!"
Dai Bolong and An Xiaoya, who were on the side, suddenly burst into laughter, and An Xiaoya suddenly said: "No, there must be music when telling this story!"
With that, she took a laptop, and after a while, the familiar sound of music came from the computer 'The sunset is red and the sun is flying, and the soldiers shoot the target and return the camp to the camp。。。。。。。
’ Xiao Peng was speechless: "Why do you want to play this song?"
” Dai Bolong coughed dryly: "Before the little madman tells his story, I want to tell you about one of the laws of Switzerland, that is, Switzerland is a soldier for all, you know that, right?"
Men are required to do military service, women are voluntary, and we all served here in order to stay here. ” Xiao Peng nodded and said: "Yali told me that one of the major attractions in Switzerland is that every Monday and Friday, the train is full of service soldiers carrying guns from home to the barracks or returning home from the barracks. ” Dai Bolong said: "In fact, there is more than this rule, everyone has not played after the end of the service, everyone must go to target shooting at least once a year, and the target shooting results are recorded, and they can't cope with things, and each time the results can't be much worse than the last time."
Otherwise, you have to continue to shoot the target.
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If you don't go, you can't do it, and you will be punished. ” Xiao Peng nodded: "This is to maintain the ability to continue fighting, right?"
Does this have anything to do with Feng Zhi's story?
I feel a little disturbed listening to the music of 'Returning from Target Shooting'. ” Dai Bolong smiled: "That's the case, this spring, Feng Zhi didn't go to the target, I only remembered yesterday, if I don't go to the target again, it will be a bad thing, the fine of a few thousand Swiss francs is not a decimal!"
” "Then go for it!"
Xiao Peng said.
Feng Zhi snorted: "So I went, the barracks where I served were quite far away from where I lived, wasn't it?"
So yesterday I made an appointment for shooting, got on the train early in the morning, and went to the barracks, ready to finish this year's errand. ” "And then?"
Xiao Peng felt nothing.
"Then I went out with my gun on my shoulder, as usual.
Well, yesterday I had a bit of a cold, so I wore a mask------ trust me, if you have a cold and don't wear a mask, someone will call the police.
Feng Zhi continued.
But Xiao Peng still frowned, still not understanding what happened to make Dai Bolong laugh like that.
"And then there were a couple of Stars and Spanglers on the train.
Their eyes have been on me since I got in the car, and I don't understand what I'm looking at, and then I got an itchy throat and coughed twice.
Speaking of this, Feng Zhi frowned.
And Dai Bolong, who was on the side, was already laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.
Xiao Peng was confused, not knowing what the two of them were laughing at.
Feng Zhi lit a cigarette, took a hard puff, and said indignantly: "As a result, as soon as I coughed, several Stars and Stripes people shouted 'Catch the terrorists' and pinned me to the ground, and finally sent me to the police station.
Damn Stars and Stripes, do you see who are terrorists?
” "Hahahaha A group of people couldn't straighten up with laughter, and this Feng Zhi Nyima was also unlucky.
After everyone finished laughing, Feng Zhi stretched out his hand: "Xiao Ma Wang, introduce yourself, Feng Zhi, a Northeast man with Swiss nationality, a senior carpenter who graduated from the School of Economics of the University of Zurich." ” "What do you say?
Woodworker?
Xiao Peng's eyes widened.
Dai Bolong nodded: "This girl is a top student of the University of Zurich, who wants to stay here after graduation but can't find a job, and finally relies on his ancestral carpentry skills to gain a foothold here, don't look at him like this, he has made a lot of money over the years, and the labor cost in Switzerland is sky-high!"
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