Cui Zaizhong's face was flushed, and he looked at Xiao Peng, Qiao Di and the others: "You guys。。。。。。
” Xiao Peng shrugged: "We are all out on a trip, we can only talk about travel and help each other, and we can also be friends, after all, when we go out, we can take care of each other."
But why did you come up and target me?
Have I dug up your ancestral grave?
Since you're bothering me like this, I'll ask you a question too.
Choi Jae-joong, this Choi Ji-eun is your girlfriend, right?
” "Yes!
What's the matter with you?
Choi Jae-joong said indignantly.
Xiao Peng frowned: "Isn't there a law in your plastic surgery country that same-sex people can't get married?"
If you want to get married, you can only wait for the amnesty year, hey, boy, did you go to Miss Choi Ji-eun just to do it so that you can be reasonable not to get married?
Wow, boy, I can't see you're bad enough!
Isn't this playing with the feelings of beautiful women?
” Jody didn't understand: "Xiao, what does this mean?"
” Xiao Peng said with a smile: "The laws of the plastic surgery country explicitly prohibit marriage with the same surname, that is, Mr.
Choi Jae-joong and Miss Choi Ji-eun, both have the surname Cui, so the law prohibits them from marrying."
Of course, this law cannot be strictly enforced.
So every few years, an exception is made to allow marriage with the same surname.
But waiting to get married like the two of them?
You'll have to wait until the year the law is made an exception!
” "Why?
What is the significance of this law?
Jody asked.
Xiao Peng said with a smile: "The earliest meaning of this law was to prevent close relatives from marrying, but after a long time, I found that this law could not be enforced." ” "It's a good legal clause, why can't it be enforced?"
Ethel was also curious.
Xiao Peng said with a smile: "There is a saying in the plastic surgery country, that is, if you stand on the top of Namsan Mountain in the center of Seoul and throw a stone, you will definitely hit a person surnamed Kim, Lee or Park surnamed Cui, these four surnames together account for almost half of the population of the plastic surgery country!"
” "Why is that?"
Camille asked.
Xiao Peng said with a smile: "In fact, in 1894, surnames were only the exclusive privileges of royalty and nobility for plastic surgery, and slaves, merchants, craftsmen, monks, etc., could not be named surnames."
Later, some new bureaucrats or new gentry class would spend money to falsify themselves, compile themselves into the aristocratic genealogy, and spend money to buy a noble surname in order to mingle with the aristocratic circle and mix up their future.
Since the two surnames Li and Jin were used in the ancient plastic surgery country, almost all of them bought these two surnames.
And in 1894, the plastic surgery country allowed ordinary people to have surnames, so those low-class people touched gold on their faces, even if they were born in the eighteenth generation of untouchables, they had to choose a noble surname of "gold", "li", "park", "cui", and as a result, almost all people who wanted plastic surgery were shameless, and most of them used these surnames.
Now it is said that there are 275 surnames in South Korea, but in fact, the 20 most common surnames together account for 99% of the population of plastic surgery.
Will he be able to open this law if he doesn't open it?
The girl can't get married!
And....
Well, in addition to Jin and Pu, who are considered to be the local surnames of the plastic surgery country, what Li, Cui, Chen, Liu, Zheng, are all the big surnames and noble surnames of China from the late Northern and Southern Dynasties to the Sui and Tang dynasties. ” Jody smiled: "Xiao, the topic of my current sociology paper is the relationship between East Asian countries, so I invited you to sit with me, but I didn't expect this result to be too wise."
I found a very interesting phenomenon, you Huaxia has a great hatred for the Japanese country, but as long as you mention plastic surgery countries, the hatred of your two countries will be put aside, let's talk about plastic surgery countries first, why is this?
” Cui Zaizhong said indignantly: "That's because the people of these two countries have low self-esteem in the face of our plastic surgery!"
” Xiao Peng raised his fingers and began to count: "Dumplings, soybean milk, Lantern Festival, zongzi, Emperor Yan, Yellow Emperor, Qu Yuan, Confucius, Xi Shi, Li Shizhen, Li Bai, Sun Guofu, armillary sphere, movable type printing, Dragon Boat Festival, feng shui, acupuncture, Chinese medicine。。。。。。
You are the only country in the world that has turned the things of its suzerainty into its own culture, right?
There's a limit to shamelessness, right?
Jodi, am I right?
” Cui Zaizhong hurriedly said: "That's ours!"
We are your overlords!
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We are 7,000 years old!
How many years have you been?
” Xiao Peng smiled and said nothing, and Jody asked, "Xiao, I don't understand, why did you just watch your things being snatched away by them?"
” Xiao Peng shook his finger: "Jodi, in fact, there is a misunderstanding here, the plastic surgery country is applying for 'intangible cultural heritage', not 'world cultural heritage', this is an application that the United Nations only began to accept in 2002, and it is reviewed every two years, and a country can only apply for one, we have too much intangible culture in China to apply, after all, it is one of the four ancient civilizations, and the plastic surgery country has nothing to do, so we can only apply with our things."
And this 'intangible cultural heritage' is not exclusive, many countries can repeatedly apply for the same type of cultural heritage, such as plastic surgery country success is not the 'Dragon Boat Festival', but a sacrificial activity called 'Gangneung Dragon Boat Festival', which is the first plastic surgery country to learn from China and has continued to this day.
Just like the Aztec culture in Mexico, today you have Aztec cultural traditions in places like Southern Texas, Guatemala, and Belize, and they can all apply for 'intangible cultural heritage', not just Mexico.
The plastic surgery country applied for such a thing because they were too inferior.
Nothing anyway.
Just think about it, it's just a small country that still says it's a 'big plastic surgery country' all day long, it's just ridiculous.
What intangible cultural heritage, tens of thousands of pieces in our country are waiting to be applied, and according to the current application rules, the destruction of the earth may not be completed. ” Jody was puzzled and asked, "You Huaxia is also a powerful country now, so there are no countermeasures?"
” Xiao Peng laughed: "What countermeasures?
They have plastic surgery, and the country also has something that we don't have, right?
It is known as the country of kimchi, but the vast majority of the kimchi they eat is still adecha, what do you let us rob?
Look at them, even tug-of-war, kimchi and ondol have been taken out to apply for 'intangible cultural heritage', we really can't do such a thing.
So we just took out the things in our own country and applied for a 'world cultural heritage', which made the plastic surgery national cry out. ” "What did you apply for?"
Ethel asked curiously.
"Oh, we didn't actually apply for anything, we just applied for a pile of broken stones, what's it called?
Goguryeo Royal City?
Oh, by the way, this Goguryeo has no ethnic inheritance relationship with today's plastic surgery country, and even for the indigenous regime of the plastic surgery country peninsula back then, that is, what Baekje, Silla and the like, this Goguryeo is still an 'invader', the main body of Goguryeo is the Buyeo people, an ancient ethnic group in northeast China, and the main body of the territory is also in China, even at that time, the north of the plastic surgery country peninsula was also the homeland of the 'four counties of the Han Dynasty' Li, and it was a pure Chinese territory!
This plastic surgery country has robbed other countries' cultures to a terrible point!
Okay now, didn't you say that Goguryeo is your ancestor?
Now it's red, your ancestors are also ours, come and recognize your ancestors!
Xiao Peng said lightly.
Cui Zaizhong's face was red and his neck was thick after hearing this. said to Xiao Peng: "You are talking nonsense!
” Xiao Peng said with a relaxed face: "Since you say that I am talking nonsense, you can come up with any evidence to refute me, of course, forget about the TV series and history textbooks you made by yourself!"
Jodi, can you believe it?
In the history textbook of the middle school of the plastic surgery country, the origin of the plastic surgery country is first outlined, saying that 700,000 years ago to the third millennium BC is the era of myths and legends, and then the so-called 'Tanjun' era, in their imaginary Tanjun era, including the current Wa Kingdom, Siberia and everything else are the territory of their country!
This kind of blind history is still the focus of their exams, and every time they take the test, it is to let the plastic surgery people themselves recognize this history. ” Jody was sitting there with a pen in his notebook, and it seemed that he was really going to write a paper on the subject.
Camille went to the bar and ordered a few bottles of 'Corona beer', walked over and handed it to Xiao Peng: "Moisten your throat." ” Xiao Peng put the white lemon slices into the beer glass, poured it into it and took a sip: "Jodi, don't write, let's have two glasses together, Cui Zhien, do you drink?"
I know Cui Dazhong will definitely not be able to drink it!
” "Thank you!"
Jody put down his pen and took a sip: "Xiao, then can you help me understand why the Japanese people also hate plastic surgery?"
You say that plastic surgery people make up history, why do they do it?
” Xiao Peng glanced at Cui Zaizhong: "The history education of the plastic surgery country is more of a selective ignorance, obviously it is copied from China, but it does not talk about its source, and deliberately avoids the historical fact that it is studied by himself to reproduce Chinese culture."
You asked me why the attitude of the country is like this, in fact, you are really right, there are a lot of people living around me, we have discussed this problem, in the final analysis, it is because the people of the plastic surgery country are shameless, the reason why the plastic surgery country fabricates history is because they do not have any record of history, and they blame the Japanese country for destroying their history during the colonization of them.
So they can make it up now. ” "For example, they say that it is the Wa State that has stolen the culture of the plastic surgery country, and it is the Wa State that has rewritten and destroyed the history of the plastic surgery country and embarrassed them; Say that there is no history in the Wa Kingdom, and they still lived in caves one hundred and fifty years ago, and what are the stars of the Wa Kingdom in China, and the good-looking ones are all plastic surgery people, especially the Japanese people, who are directly the descendants of the plastic surgery people.
You say it's disgusting enough to meet such a neighbor?
” Speaking of this, Xiao Peng took a sip of beer to moisten his throat.
How to solve the problem of provoking yourself?
Whew!