Huang Shanhai took Qin Haoxuan and the others to a small room next to the city gate of Xuanwu Gate, saluted an old eunuch sitting inside, and said, "Father-in-law, humble Huang Shanhai to meet you." ”The father-in-law Yu, who was sleepy, opened his eyes, his cloudy eyes rolled, his gaze fell coldly on Huang Shanhai, and he said in a voice that was neither male nor female: "You don't stay in the capital camp, what's the matter with me?"
Wouldn't it be a letter to your sister who was a palace maid again?
”Huang Shanhai smiled awkwardly and said respectfully: "I only brought the letter two months ago, and now I don't dare to bother my father-in-law, there is another matter of lowly duties." ”This father-in-law Yu's lofty gaze moved away from Huang Shanhai's face, shifted to Qin Haoxuan and Xing's body, and screamed: "Ouch, I know."
The year before last, you sent your sister into the palace to be a palace maid, and now you send these two boys to be eunuchs, right?
Hearing Father-in-law Yu's words, Huang Shanhai was scared into a cold sweat, opened his mouth to explain, and Father-in-law Yu shouted: "Bold, this father-in-law is talking, how can you interject, and if you talk again, you will be sent to the palace!"
”Huang Shanhai's face sank, and he didn't embarrass him a lot on the fair day, so it was good for him to suffer a little, and he immediately stopped talking.After drinking Huang Shanhai, Yu Gonggong's eyes continued to fall on Qin Haoxuan and Xing, looked them up and down, and continued to say in his unique duck voice: "Eunuchs are not something that anyone can do, you have to be innocent, and the state government yamen will issue a certificate, which state capital you belong to!"
Have you ever been married before?
Or isn't it a chick?
Also, if you want to enter the palace as a eunuch, you need to check up and down, do you have any silver on you?
If you don't have any money, you will cut it with a knife, and the worship room will not even give you the medicine to stop bleeding, but the medicine will cost money to buy. ”As soon as he said this, Huang Shanhai had already turned his face pale, and Qin Haoxuan and Xing had normal faces.Punishment is a demon in the Netherworld, and he doesn't know what a eunuch is, but how could Qin Haoxuan not understand, he secretly laughed in his heart: "It seems that my cultivation of immortals is correct, if it is changed to before, wouldn't I even have the qualifications to be a eunuch?"
It turns out that even if you are a eunuch, there are quite a lot of doors and doorways inside. ”"Hey, old man, what kind of official is a eunuch, won't they all be like you, neither male nor female, and they are girly when they talk, right?"
Xing looked at the orchid finger pinched by Father-in-law Yu, his face was white and beardless, and he didn't even have an Adam's apple, and asked strangely, "Explain it to me." ”"Bold!"
Father-in-law Yu's sickly white face turned purple, eunuch, the most taboo for others to say that he is not a man or a woman, he pointed at the punishment with an orchid finger, his eyes bulged, and his whole body trembled: "You are looking for death" Qin Haoxuan ignored the eunuch's anger, turned his head to look at the punishment, and laughed: "The eunuch is very interesting, why don't you try it?"
”Xing looked at the playful smile in Qin Haoxuan's eyes, and became more vigilant, he said, "You make it clear, how to be a eunuch!"
”Qin Haoxuan pointed to the crotch of the torture and made a knife cutting gesture: "Click, cut your work, you are a eunuch." ”"Your sister!"
The torturer screamed and almost jumped up: "Isn't that a peerless grandson?"
It's better for you to be a eunuch!
”Qin Haoxuan's ridicule with no one beside him, as well as their words, completely provoked Father-in-law Yu.Although this father-in-law Yu is just an inconsequential eunuch, he has no status and no backer, so he was assigned to Xuanwumen as a eunuch to convey communications, but because he can enter and leave the palace to see nobles, even if the royal forest soldiers of Xuanwumen have to give him a little thin face, now these two boys are insulting him unscrupulously!
He slapped the table and was furious, and the duck father's voice was loud to the limit: "I, I want to kill" Yu Gonggong was furious, he threatened Qin Haoxuan and torture to kill them, but this killing word was just said, and Huang Shanhai, who was watching the excitement, was busy covering his mouth, and whispered in his ear: "Father-in-law, don't talk nonsense, these two people are immortals, not because you offended." ”Although Father-in-law Yu is just an old eunuch with no status, after all, he has served in the palace for decades, and he has heard rumors about immortals in the world, and it is said that a group of immortals came to the palace, among which there is an immortal named Xu Yu, who was even worshiped as an emperor.His eyes were bulging, his expression was faintly frightened, he looked at Huang Shanhai, and asked in a trembling voice, "Are they really immortals?"
”"I don't lie to you, it's really an immortal!"
Huang Shanhai's face was solemn, and he said, "I don't dare to joke about this kind of thing." ”After hearing this, Father-in-law Yu knelt down in front of Qin Haoxuan and the torturers, and kowtowed again and again: "Immortals forgive sins, immortals forgive sins, the old slave has no heart, the old slave has no heart, the immortal forgives the sins!"
”After the old eunuch kowtowed, blood was already flowing from his forehead, and he felt that he was not sincere enough, so he opened his hands and opened his bow left and right, and slapped himself again and again."
Two immortals, don't worry about a eunuch with me, the eunuch is dirty, it's not worth killing the immortals, so as not to stain your hands!"
Father-in-law Yu begged for mercy in fright and messily, seeing that Qin Haoxuan shook his head again and again, he didn't want to deal with a eunuch, so he immediately shook his head and said, "You hurry up, take me into the imperial city, and I won't pursue it." ”Qin Haoxuan glanced at this father-in-law Yu, and saw that he was beaten badly, his forehead was bleeding, and his face was even more swollen like a pig's head, so he took out a little medicine powder and said, "These medicines have the effect of dredging and relieving pain, you can take them." ”Father-in-law Yu was flattered, looked at Qin Haoxuan and Xing with a moved face, and thanked him again and again.Qin Haoxuan and Xing followed behind his father-in-law, and his father-in-law led the way in front, with low eyebrows and extremely flattering, after all, he had been in the palace for decades, although he was very miserable, but he was also very shrewd, otherwise he would have died in the open and secret battles of the palace.Since he knew the identity of Qin Haoxuan and Xing, he was extremely humble, even His Majesty the Emperor was respectful to the immortals, and a few months ago he worshipped an immortal named Xu Yu as the emperor's teacher, and the emperor's teacher Xu Yu helped the emperor deal with state affairs, corrected the chapters, and the authority in his hands was even greater than that of the emperor himself, this matter was a major event that caused a sensation in the palace, although the old eunuch did not have a high status, he also knew about it.The status of the immortals can be seen.The Zixiao Imperial City is very large, after entering the Xuanwu Gate, there is a magnificent front hall, with three golden characters on the Yangon Palace.Yu Gonggong introduced: "This is the place where the courtiers deal with official business, there are officials from three provinces and six ministries, and after the Yangon Hall is the Chengqian Palace, which is the place where the officials of the three provinces and six ministries jointly reconsider and hold meetings" All the way forward, Yu Gonggong also introduced all the way, Xianglong Kingdom has thousands of years of heritage, the architecture here is completely different from the Taichu Sect, Taichu is the cultivation of immortal sects, the building pays attention to the fairy flavor, whether the overall architecture or the details of the decoration are revealed a sense of being out of the world, and the Zixiao Imperial City of Xianglong Country is the pinnacle of secular power, it pays the most attention to the domineering of the imperial power, the building is majestic and unconventional, people who have never entered the imperial city, if you just listen to the description of others, you will never think how magnificent the imperial city is.Xing praised softly: "Good place, I didn't expect that there is such a good place in the mortal realm, the place where the emperor Lao'er lives is much stronger than the mansions and official residences of those princes and ministers, and it is not much better than the palace of the Taichu Sect." ”Qin Haoxuan seized the opportunity to tease: "How is it, have you taken a fancy here?"
Now there is a chance for you to stay here, as long as you are willing to be a eunuch, you can live here forever, and with Father-in-law Yu taking care of you, you will also have a very happy life, Father-in-law Yu, right?
”Gonggong Yu, who was leading the way in front, listened to the ridicule of the two immortals, and forced a smile, when Qin Haoxuan asked him, his head hung lower, and he didn't dare to say a word, for fear that he would offend the immortal by agreeing with the immortal, so it was best to pretend to be deaf and dumb.Xing was furious: "It's right to catch you and cut it, my magic products are not allowed to be slandered by others!"
”Saying that, he glanced at Qin Haoxuan cautiously, for fear that this guy would persecute himself by the wrong line.Just as they were talking and laughing, and Father-in-law Yu dutifully led the way, and when he walked near the Imperial Garden, Father-in-law Yu pondered where to ask these two immortals, when suddenly a shout came: "Stop." ”It was a young eunuch who spoke, holding a whisk in his hand, but he was hunched over and waiting for the young man beside him.The young man beside him was about fifteen or sixteen years old, wearing a purple python robe, wearing a bright jade at his waist, his face was gloomy, his expression was arrogant, and a pair of cold eyes were staring at Qin Haoxuan and Xing.When Father-in-law Yu saw this young man, he hurriedly knelt on the ground and asked for peace: "The slave Yu Sihai will greet the Seventh Highness, and the Seventh Highness will be safe." ”After he finished asking for peace, he glanced at Qin Haoxuan and Xing in embarrassment, these two were immortals, he didn't dare to let them kneel under this Seventh Highness.This Seventh Highness is the seventh son of the current emperor, looking at Qin Haoxuan and Xing's clothes, as well as the beard at the corners of their lips and chin, as well as the Adam's apple, the Seventh Emperor concluded that the two of them were men from outside the palace.The Seventh Prince said to Yu Gong: "Dog slave, which palace are you from, and who are the two of them?"
Don't you know that you can't enter the harem if you don't have a clean body?
”Father-in-law Yu hurriedly replied: "The old slave is in charge of the Xuanwu Menda affairs room. ”The Seventh Prince snorted coldly: "A gatekeeper slave dares to take someone into the palace casually, if it weren't for His Royal Highness to stop you, you still plan to break into the harem?"
”Although the area near the Imperial Garden is not a harem, it also belongs to the category of the harem, and here you can occasionally meet the nobles of the palace who go to the Imperial Garden to enjoy the flowers, and it is not wrong to say that it is a harem."
AhhThe slave doesn't dare, the slave doesn't dare These two are "trespassing into the harem, and taking a man into the harem, that's a capital crime!"
Father-in-law Yu just wanted to defend these two immortals, but was stopped by the little eunuch next to the Seventh Prince: "Shut up!"
It's not your turn to speak yet. ”This little eunuch is the eunuch who serves by the side of the Seventh Prince, and when it comes to power status, he is much more than an old eunuch who has reached the affairs room outside the Xuanwu Gate, and as soon as he drank it, Father-in-law Yu had to shut up.The little father-in-law beside the Seventh Prince glared at Qin Haoxuan and Xing, and shouted angrily: "Bold, when you see His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince, he didn't kneel down to greet him, and collided with His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince, wouldn't he kneel?"
Do you want me to break your legs?
And who called you into the palace?
Trespassing on the harem is also a capital offense, you know?
”This little eunuch who didn't know the height of the sky relied on the majesty of the Seventh Prince, and after saying this, he felt extremely majestic, but he scared the old eunuch kneeling on the ground to the point that his soul was gone, and he no longer ignored the majesty of the prince, and said again and again: "Your Highness the Seventh, these two are all immortals!"
”"Immortals?"
The little eunuch suddenly shut up, but His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince sneered, looked Qin Haoxuan and Xing up and down, and his gloomy expression added a little disdain, he sneered: "Where are the immortals, where are there any bullshit immortals in the world, my father, as the Son of Heaven, wants to live forever, and the blind trust of the immortals and immortals all day long is just a group of people who refine fake pills, since this group of liars came, the palace has become more and more unruly." ”It can be seen that His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince is extremely dissatisfied with the immortals, although the Seven Princes have been told that there are immortals since he was a child, but he has never seen a real immortal, nor has he seen the immortals use their methods, so he has always thought that the so-called immortals are those Jianghu warlocks who refine fake pills, down-to-earth Taoists.Father-in-law Yu's face was panicked, he had also heard the reason why His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince was dissatisfied with the immortals.