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"I'm sorry!

Please give it a look!

Please ......

"Ladies!"

Ladies!

Two hundred meters ahead, just around the corner two hundred meters ahead - our 'Charming' clothing store is selling at half price!

Buy 2 get 1 free, buy 2 get 1 free, and get a bottle of magic perfume imported by Wang Du for 500 gold coins!

”With a shout, the mechanic who realized that something was wrong and was about to break out of the encirclement - he was instantly overwhelmed by the swarming women.Perfume.Glove.Necklace.Earring.Woman, woman, woman.Why are there so many women?

Dilis can understand any knowledge that is written in a book and is classified as "a certain subject".Given his meager social experience, Dilis tends to translate "knowledge" directly into "common sense" and apply it in real life – a way that, of course, is wrong.However, as a 10,000-year-old mechanical nerd, even in real life, the fields he is exposed to involve the professional disciplines he is good at, which is remote and cold......

By memorizing thousands of schematic drawings of metal structures, combined with the materials he has collected and studied, the mechanic certainly doesn't make jokes – and as a result, his shortcomings in this area are never exposed.But what about the rest?

It's like reading the "Children's Sex Education Handbook" when I was a child, and reading "How to Be a Healthy Woman" when I grew up, and I am familiar with the menstrual cycle and the principles of ovulation - the mechanic thinks that he knows women very well.But life often loves to slap in the face......

Just as Dilis could not understand why a woman who went out to buy shoes could not come back for three hours; He also didn't understand why he would ...... just a shout of "the brand clothing store in front of him sold at half price" Thrown into "hell".Dilis waved his arms in panic, trying to distance himself from the women who were noisily running for half-price outfits—however, the waving of his arms would inevitably touch the strangers huddled together—"Oops. ”I don't know which lady it was, but she whispered in the crowd: "I hate it, someone touched me!"

”Touch?

Where did you run into it?

Where did you come across?

The mechanic, whose brain was dazed by the smell of all kinds of perfumes, retracted his arm in horror, and his face shrank down with a pale face, trying to make use of the retreat he had in the tavern - "Ah!

Who lifted my skirt?

”…… Raise?

…… Flip up the skirt?

No, no, no, no.No.Delith, who was just about to shrink into the huddle, shuddered and stopped, and he began to push straight up again, stretching his neck as hard as he could, like a mushroom after a rain—Delith tried to float above the girls' heads at his height, in case he would set off any- "Nasty!

Who's on my neck?

”Dilis: Qaq "Hee-hee, my hair looks like someone's hooked ......"

"It's really, really unlikely, no matter how much you squeeze it, you can't touch it casually!"

”"Nasty, my ears are knocked out......"

As the girls chirped and complained, the mechanic's few shining merits, his superior intelligence, gradually cleared to zero.Obviously, it was impossible for Dilis, who was just huddled in one position to move, to meet so many girls - many of these complaints were complaints from women far away from him who were blaming each other - but he didn't have the intelligence to analyze them.

[No matter how beautiful and good-looking mature big sisters are, I will never touch them in my life, I will treat them all as monsters!

] 】No matter how many years have passed, the essence is still that of a child who strictly obeys his oaths - Dilis is almost crying.Woman.…… Monster!

Many, many, many monsters!

Monsters, real monsters, monsters like that strange adult in white, monsters monsters, monsters, monsters, not the red-eyed Patronus he liked in the mirror, not the special monster he liked—"Bang!

”“…… Hey, what untouchable dares—" The smell of perfume stronger than any strange woman just now reached the tip of his nose, and his hands waved wildly, and at last he made a real mistake—the mechanic, who was on the verge of collapse, did feel something unusual at the touch, and grasped the tenacity—not very soft, a little strange—the eldest prince Jack, who had planned to come to the Nottingshan Market to relax, but was scattered with his attendants because of the crowd, and was now bound among the untouchables, turned his head.Then he saw Dilis with a look of disgust and fear, clutching his chest muscles.In the crowd, the air stood still for two seconds.In the world, the crowd stood still for two seconds.Straight man, extremely disgusting civilian, I can't wait to knock this professor's head off, I had a street fight with the other party some time ago and left a psychological shadow, I just had a high fever, and my Royal Highness the Prince: ......

He resisted the urge to pour vomit on the face of the object, and swung his fist to give the other man an uppercut—for Jack found that the professor's usual smile was completely gone, and he even turned pale and looked dazed, and he was out of shape at first glance—the previous time he had succeeded in knocking the guy to the ground by taking advantage of the danger, and this time it was the same.However, Jack's fist was about to land on Dilis's face when he was slammed into the back - "Bang!

”"Damn, it's too crowded here, old lady—" "Monster!

”Isabella's chin had just hit the hard silk collar of some slut, and she rubbed her chin and looked up, and was about to grab the bastard who was slutty and scolded, when she saw that Dilis was lifting the man from the ground with a look of horror as he was focusing on Jack's pecs, as if he had been greatly intimidated, and was about to throw him out with his hands and feet; Jack's fist, which swung out but missed, slammed into Dilis's shoulder, and because it was suddenly lifted, his fist opened and grabbed the fabric of Dilis's shoulder in a panic.Under Jack's hatred of punching the enemy to death, the power of the open palm caused the trench coat at the shoulder of Dilis to be torn open.In this way, let's summarize the scene in Isabella's eyes: the person I wanted to do so far was torn off his clothes by the person I didn't want to do in the past but almost did.Lord Duke: ???

With a question mark on her head, she raised her leg from Jack's back and was going to kick the key part of the thing directly - "What the are you doing?"

Stay away from my brother, I thought you were a straight-" However, the situation was reversed again.The mechanic, whose IQ dropped because of excessive panic, only felt that he had really touched the monster and committed an unforgivable mistake - he used Jack's chest muscles as the starting point, and his backhand was a Russian-style back throw."

I'm sorry!"

Dilis apologized to the "young lady" who seemed to be a little majestic and full of choking perfume smell: "I'm sorry!

I'm really sorry!

But I'm not going to be responsible!

I'll never marry you!

I'm scum!

Please stay away from me!

”Isabella listened to the terrible speech of the thing, and withdrew her kicked foot with a shocked face—as if there was a great misunderstanding—however, because of the reciprocity of force, she fell forward while retracting her foot—also because of the reciprocity of force, after Dillis threw an innocent lady (man) on his back, he immediately let go of the other party, and re-straightened himself sensitively—but his strong desire to escape from this made the movement of straightening up too violently, not so much "straightening" as "falling forward"."

Poof."

This time, there was no hard bang.Because Dilis's face had landed in a delicate place that was much softer and more elastic than before, without any pungent perfume smell and floating with the smell of fruit candy that he liked—the boy who was frightened by the monster was about to burst into tears.He didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, so he buried it in the familiar fruit "soft" candy, and complained with a subtle cry: "Goo, help." ”The Duke with his chest buried: ......

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I should have gone to the lingerie store a long time ago.She thought blankly.The author has something to say: explosive in every sense of the word.

[Man, no matter how shy you are, there will be a day when you take the initiative to bury your chest and refuse to raise your head. 】Duke: n.Chapter 62 The Duke of Castile did not consider herself a reserved and conservative woman—she would mentally judge the figures of the recruits and boys, leaning against the bar in the tavern and whistling......

Even, after considering all kinds of political factors, she will unbutton her pajamas with someone she doesn't like very much - of course, what is even more bizarre than all kinds of political factors is that she has spent decades of her virgin life in such a "not reserved" posture.The kind that doesn't even hold hands and kiss.Maybe the time has not come?

Or don't have enough eyes on the guys?

Even Isabella herself wondered: why didn't I choose a man of good color to "relieve stress" when I was fighting everywhere?

After all, at that time, I didn't even know if I could survive, and the desire to be intimate with the opposite sex undoubtedly became a convenient and quick way to decompress.Is it because of your bad temper?

Because of the scars on your body?

Isn't it because you're not glamorous and sexy enough?

Probably yes.The demonic creature is undoubtedly unlikely to be associated with the words "sexy" and "feminine," and her scarred body is unlikely to arouse the interest of any man.However, Isabella did not need to ask the men for "voluntariness".- Not an exaggeration, when the Duke reached the peak of his power in the later years, and was not yet engaged to the prince......

A bunch of nobles gave her men in the hope of currying favor with the madwoman.There are plenty of opportunities for her to be there whenever she wants......

Why is that?

I don't value "chastity" very much, and I have no opinion on the frivolous view that "sex can be used to relax and decompress", and I have a lot of opportunities for pleasure......

Why did she turn down those opportunities one by one, without even giving them a hand, and completely avoiding even the slightest touch between skin to skin?

Isabella didn't understand.Just as she didn't understand why she kept expanding, conquering other lands, walking the streets of unfamiliar lands after every victory, and constantly wandering around them.Deep inside, in the dark tower, it seems that a stubborn little girl is locked.

[No, you can't.] 】[Do not touch anyone else.] 】[This is an agreement, no. 】Simply, Lord Duke is very busy, and he is not really a madman......

She wouldn't spend her whole life betting on some vague hallucination like some madman, and she didn't have time to pay attention to that little girl deep inside.In the beginning, she was busy surviving on the battlefield.Later, she was busy with victory.Then, she was busy plotting how to take revenge on her family, who had abandoned her.After tying them to the walls and burning them to death, she was busy winning more victories again.With too many victories and suspicions, she continues to take revenge on her enemies who have spread across the royal capital.Victory, victory, revenge, revenge, victory, revenge.Trapped in a cycle of exhaustion, she gradually learns the most important thing that constitutes the "Duke of Castile" - "self-deception".Why am I still a virgin for so many years?

Well, because I still have a bit of a psychological shadow about my childhood, and this reason is very reasonable.So, when the opposite sex reaches out and touches me, I reflexively shake him off with an over-the-shoulder throw.So, when the opposite sex leans over and crushes me, I reflexively look up and bite off his ear.So, any touch will be a violent switch, which is why I have refused to touch the opposite sex for so many years - "Poof." ”Now, the Duke, who "touches the power switch" blankly, reaches out and pats the head of the opposite sex—and the latter is actually touching somewhere—no, the word "deeply buried" is more accurate than touching—Isabella touches her head, and then down, to the pointed ear of Diris.Oh.Ear.I'm in a state of "being leaned over" now, right?

Should it be bitten off?

That's right, it should be bitten off.The Duke's fingers curled together, exerted force, and—as he had done when he had been shopping in Notting Fir and had ridden on his shoulders as a child, he tugged affectionately and passionately.The force is very, very light, not as strong as the mechanic holding the pen."

Hey, Dilis."

Isabella heard her tone mixed with frightening connivance, "Don't be coquettish, how old are you, get up." ”Why didn't I get mad at this faux pas?

Oh, because this thing is even more panicked than I am, and his shoulders are shaking.That's right, I'm comforting a frightened child, not the opposite sex.The demented mechanic didn't realize what he was touching, and he shivered slightly (he was really shaking) to further intensify the hug, and Isabella suspected that he had taken himself for his first favorite star pillow.In response, a vague voice came from the star pillow: "Woman......

Monster ......"

Isabella raised her eyebrows in embarrassment, and just as Dilis spoke, she inevitably felt an itch.Hell yes."

Alright, alright, I'm a monster too?"

It's offended, it's definitely offended, but his tone still sounds full of connivance - "I don't know how you got this weird nymph, but if you insist that women are monsters, Dilis ......

You should let me go. ”Dilis shook his head in his star pillow.Isabella blushed - despite being "not reserved", as a virgin who was not "battle-hardened", she felt it was time for her to blush.This doesn't mean shyness, it's just embarrassment and embarrassment......

All the premise of molesting her brother is based on the fact that the younger brother who is a bully will never take the initiative to do anything to her."

I'm really a monster."

Isabella is frantically trying to treat this thing as a coquettish child - yes, a coquettish child, the image and personality are very consistent, and at this moment he must not be treated as an adult of the opposite sex, so that some damn emotions will emerge - maternal love, maternal love, this situation is very much in line with maternal love, and the portrait of the Virgin is probably this pose - "Delis, let me go, or the monster will eat you." ”The demented mechanic looked up at her.Isabella found that his face was pale, and she was really frightened - her blue and blackened eyes were still a little damp, which reminded the Duke of a puppy that had been squeezed into the crowd and stepped on its tail, and thus cried.I'm done. 】I'm surrendering, Made. 】"Don't."

The latter straightened up and hugged her tightly, shifting his position from the star pillow to the side of her neck—a part that was thankfully much more sensitive—"Gollum is a special monster, and Gollum is a patron saint." ”Does this thing realize that he is talking something infinitely close to a love story?!

Isn't he a mouthpiece who is good at language arts?

The Duke dug out two small animals buried in the deepest mud in his heart: "You damn it!

I!

Should!

How!

Whatever!

Do!

Give a little bit of workable advice other than 'he's kind of cute'!

I don't care!

My brain has been swiped by 'he's kind of cute'!

】The red carp happily slapped its tail: [He's so cute!

】The black monster grinded its claws gloomily: [He's so cute. 】Lord Duke: ......

Does it make a difference?!

Don't be unanimous at a critical moment!!

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Aren't you usually very happy with this goods!

The red carp continued to clap its tail happily in the bottom of his heart: [I want to take him to the alley now and kiss him!]

】The black monster continued to grind its claws gloomily: [You are really a fucking bastard, you should do it directly. 】Red Carp: [But it should start with kissing first!]

】Black Monster: [Can you hold back?]

】Red Carp: [That......

It should also be a classroom podium!

】Black Monster: [Shut up, start with the bell tower staircase.] 】Lord Duke: ......

I don't need this kind of disunity!

I'm xxxx!

Exactly why is xx!

Isabella's neck was tickled a little, and she coughed and tugged at the object's ear again—this time with a heavier force, hoping to wake up the visibly demented Dilith and let him escape the aftermath of the two monsters in her heart (yes, two, she figured it out, the red carp is a monster too): "Diris, listen, come down, don't hold me so tightly—" You'll pay, really."

Goo Goo is my favorite monster, and my favorite monster doesn't scare me.You said you were going to protect me. ”…… Damn it.Why can this guy abandon his male pride and say things like "protect me" so calmly?!

The demented mouth cannon is still outputting it: "This is the agreement, Goo, although I said that I don't need your protection, but I am very obedient to the agreement, so from the time I find you, you must protect me in the form of a monster......"

Why is this guy not a mother at all when he says this kind of thing, but is so cute that it explodes?!

The demented mouth cannon continued to output: "Actually, I really don't like monsters at all, but you said that when you protect me, you will become a monster, so I can only hold you tight......

There are a lot of monsters I don't like here, Goo, Boss, Isabella, take me out quickly, I won't be responsible for the other monsters if I die, I'm a scumbag, I'm so scared......

Equivalent exchange, you take me out, I'll multiply a '∞' in front of 'favorite', okay?

Oh, I know you don't like this deal, but come on, it's really scary here......

I'll repay you......

In addition to rabbits, I can also tie puppy felt......

"Why does this guy fit perfectly with the adjective "cute" as a tall male!

Isabella is desperate to find that she doesn't want to throw an over-the-shoulder throw, bite anything, and push him away - the Duke of Castile is really bad at "self-deception", she is not a tsundere, she is a rude rascal who wants to circle what she likes in a whip.At this moment, in the face of a series of mouth cannon attacks from the demented mechanic, Isabella grabbed his shoulder in a daze, lowered her head, and scolded: "You want to kill the old lady cute?!"

Bastard!

”Then angrily kissed his pointed ear.Dilis blinked, only to feel a hot and humid star fall.He looked up and saw his little friend blushing—her red eyes were wet from the outburst—the demented mechanic didn't react in any way Isabella expected—screaming, dodging, pulling back and hugging her head—he didn't feel that the star that fell on his ear meant a kiss.The child in the White Tower felt only that it was a star that fell on his ear, so his pale face gradually became normal, and his look of horror was replaced by a happy smile."

Wow, you're so cute, red-eyed monster, and you're a powerful patronus."

So saying—he hugged her for the third time, and returned the same star on his cheek.The author has something to say: Ordinary man: A go up!

A go up!

A goes up and wins!

Dementia Brother: Wait for you a me, thus a you.The strange strategy method has increased√ Chapter 63 Suppression is not a good habit to suppress yourself no matter when and where.For the most part, "repressed" means "condensed", and "condensed" means "crazy", "crazy......

It means "outbreak".And "outburst" will prompt people to engage in all kinds of irrational behaviors.Irrational behavior often leads to undesirable results.Outbursts of emotion.Outbreak of behavior.Burst out of the heart.Something that had been realized by those who had been staring at the podium on a sunny morning had been falling out of focus and blurring with the vision of Isabella, the muddy ground that the two little monsters had pressed into their hearts.She stumbled apart from the crowd around her—much more rudely and directly than her brother, who was afraid of monsters, causing many young ladies to complain about being pushed—and she ignored all the squabbles, complaints, and crowds around her.At this moment, Isabella, who "broke out", could only feel her own hands.Behind him, he dragged the hand of the other demented fool and ran forward.I'm done. 】She rushed out of the crowd in confusion as she searched the nearby secluded alley with her blurred vision.I'm. 】The crowd is knocked away by the rude, manic monster, which rushes to an uninhabited alley with its prey.

[I......

I'm a scumbag. 】There seemed to be some soft creature on her feet, and the creature cried out in pain, and the texture that resembled a silk collar - Isabella slipped on the soles of her feet, but it didn't matter.It doesn't matter.The monster licked its lips and tightened its grip on its prey.Still holding on tightly - yes, that's fine, I'm still holding him tightly.The prey is very obedient and completely unaware of what is going to happen to it.Her vision became blurred, and a double vision appeared in front of her.There was an inexplicable buzz in his ears, or maybe it was just the incompetent scolding of someone who had been thrown to the ground by his Russian back and trampled on the back of his head.

[Isabella. 】[Duke of Castile.] 】[Red-eyed demons.] 】[Monsters. 】Every single title, every nickname, every nickname created with a strong sense of malice—why did he pronounce it in a cheerful and relaxed tone?

It's as if it's just a joke.It's as if it's just a nickname.It's at the mouth of the alley.Isabella pulled the person behind her into the shadows with a hard force.Like that night, like the night when they suddenly got bigger—their footsteps were intertwined, their heartbeats were intertwined, and they were bent on leading a confused retarded person to escape.…… No, no, not an escape.It was to bring him completely into his own trap.With a frenzy that was more intense than angry, Isabella dragged Dilith to the end of the alley where there was no sunlight - there was nothing but garbage cans and stinking gutters, and the fish bones of the wild cats glistened on the broken brick walls, and the holes poked out of the bones leaked a wisp of gold, the only place where sunlight leaked through - "Bang!

”The prey was pressed against the wall.The side face of the prey corresponds to the ray of sunlight that leaks through.The prey stared down at her blankly, still unaware of how much of a provocation he had made.

[Isabella, listen, calm down, suppress yourself, and don't let all the previous efforts go to waste. 】Shut up.

[Isabella, you have been on the battlefield, you are scarred, and you have a broken temper. 】I don't need you to remind me.

[Isabella, you still have a lot of things to do, many enemies to be cleared, and many, many dangers lurking around you - as long as you live in this world for a day, those shadows will never let you go. 】Of course I know – but I've collapsed to this point now – sanity and madness are completely reversed, okay?

Don't you realize that this sanity is supposed to be on the outside?!

Don't you realize that my sanity is just shakily in my mind and saying this?!

[You are a monster powered by "revenge".Don't think about things that are contrary to "revenge". 】Hell hell Hell - [Love is bullshit.] 】Ha, yes, bullshit, but that doesn't stop me from doing what I want to do - I'm going to start kissing him right now!

Fuck it!

The voice of reason seemed to fade away.The red carp and the black monster—the two opposing emotions that Isabella had always held in her heart against Dilis—or, in other words, the sunny and dark sides of that affection—were now united and frantically urging her to do the next.And the prey itself?

The prey himself still bowed his head slightly, casting a blank but docile gaze.In the dark alley, the only ray of sunlight that leaked hit his side face.Isabella stretched her arms up and slowly approached.Dilis blinked, and his gaze changed to a focused gaze - perhaps his sanity was returning, and his younger brother had regained his remarkable thinking ability after escaping from the "monster's lair"—"Goo?

Why are you here?

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”Isabella froze.She watched as Dilis's eyes grew brighter and brighter, her focus became more and more condensed, and her puppy-like well-behaved demeanor turned into that frivolous air of underbeating.She watched as Delith rolled her eyes, surveyed their current positions, and then leaned back in a panic, the tips of her ears slowly turning red."

Hey, Goo-goo?

What's wrong?

I just came out to find you out of concern for you......

It doesn't take three hours to buy shoes......"

The voice of reason resounded: [You are not a young and beautiful woman, nor is you a gentle and considerate girl, and you know that this intellectual disability on the other side deserves the best love in the world. 】[He should marry the most beautiful and considerate girl, have the purest and most loyal marriage, and have a bunch of lovely children, living in a happy life that has nothing to do with you. 】You swore it, Isabella, that you will protect him, not ruin him. 】[Dilis deserves the best.] 】…… But I just wanted to kiss him.

[Mature point, evil ghost.] 】Reason overshadowed madness, and the explosion was once again suppressed into the gloomy little dark room, and the emotions of teeth and claws slapped into the mud.Isabella let go of her hand—she found that it had unwittingly rested on the sun-stained side of his face—"Goo?

What's wrong with you?

Sick?

”However, the hand she let go of was held backwards.Her cheek, which was trying to retreat into the shadows, was pinched and pulled outward like gummy.The mechanic looked at her suspiciously, and made a comment that was unique to the mouth cannon: "Wow, your expression is ugly right now.It looks like asparagus that has been shredded and then mashed.Why are your eyebrows furrowed so tightly?

Are you in menopause?

”…… This bastard who should have been drowned by a horde of women."

Uh, not sick?

Simply angry?

Goo, is it another question of salutation?

Isabella, Boss, Duke of Castile, Coo, Monster......"

Her cheeks were rubbed again, and the underweight who rubbed her face leaned over further, the sunlight sliding from the side of her face to her eyelashes."

If you don't like it, just pick one and tell me?

A nickname is just a nickname, and no matter what kind of identity it is, it is my only and unique research object......

Well, even if Isabella is my research object, I wanted to study you when I was a child. ”"Really, I only study what interests me, and you are the one I have maintained my research interest for so many years......

Marvel?

”The tip of the nose touches the tip of the nose.Sunlight jumps from his eyelashes to Isabella's.The Duke remembered his slightly damp eyes, from being frightened.But now I am facing myself with a regained brilliance, and a little flat eyes.From gaze to gaze, the reflection of her own eyes - the real Dilis is not a mechanic who has lost his mind, lost his judgment, and will do something impulsively, but he is the whole person.And, close at hand, blinking with leaping questions and guesses, even in the sun, still doesn't burn her dark blue eyes.…… Why doesn't it burn?

Isn't that something that belongs to the sun?

[Isabella, don't ruin him.] 】Shut up.

[Isabella, this is not a time to finish your despicable with a mess. 】Shut up.

[Isabella, it's just right now, say "I'm a little uncomfortable" and back away, back to the previous routine-] Are you really my sanity?!

Don't you really see his eyes so beautiful that they lack a kiss?

[Isabella, you are very irrational now, you have exploded a lot of things that you can't touch, and you have successfully pressed those things back, so continue to live your vengeful life of belonging to an older tyrannical and ugly girl-] but.But.

[Isabella, you were just confused before.Isn't it cute to have a brother who has come to his senses?

Do you really think his mouth-filled train running is also fascinating?

】"Goo?

Isabella?

Lord Duke?

Grumpy monsters?

Top dog?

Pick a name and don't be angry?

”The owner of the inky blue eyes still looked like he was not beaten, and he was closer, and the sunlight could not penetrate the well in those eyes."

Dilis."

The mechanic, who finally received the answer, nodded and immediately replied, "What?"

Have you decided?

Coo is actually very smooth, just two words, the Duke of Castile is a little too rusty, but if you like it......

"You've always had a weird attachment to the stars."

Star stickers, star motifs, sky maps, star-shaped sparks, and the rhetoric of finding a star......

But did I ever tell you......

"You don't have to look for it."

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The stars are in your eyes. ”"Wha-" Isabella stretched out her arms again, hooked her arms around his neck, and slammed into him viciously—yes.That's right.I think the way he runs off the train with his mouth full is worth thousands of kisses.I fucking felt like the stars in his eyes could destroy all my previous life experiences - fucking revenge!

A certain year, a certain month, a certain day.A mouth cannon that has not been beaten for heaven and earth has finally been forcibly gagged.Moreover, he tastes no revenge in this vicious kiss - because it's not asparagus-flavored, but his favorite fruit candy and strawberry milkshake.