Mei xx took the opportunity to fan the flames on the side, what kind of woman who is too ambitious is unavoidable, what doesn't pay attention to the family, and if you get married, you will suffer, and it is better to have no long-distance relationship......
The professor behaved very well at first, and he took what she said as a deaf ear, and she forced one professor to force ten sentences to go back.Harm, but as I said earlier, the professor's emotional intelligence is hugely low, and he never thought that this woman was coming for him, so he ignored it as an annoying school investor, and did not explicitly refuse the other party.
(Although we think scolding the other person for having snapdragons stuffed in their heads is worse than refusing.) ）Then, Mei xx somehow did it, and one day, she sent a lot of photos to the professor.I don't know what's in the picture......
I knew that the professor smashed the test tube in his hand on the spot when he saw the text message, and dragged me to drink at night, and then stopped drinking as soon as I took a sip of strawberry flavor, and Abba Abba read to me the basic principles of Marxism for half an hour, one hour Schrödinger's cat, and one and a half hours "Wisdom is the new sexy nowadays, and mature men who wear suits and become assistants to the president are stupid."
The tears that are now flowing from dementia .jpg are all the water that came into my head when I chose a mentor.jpg......
Isn't it just that Shi Niang found a new male assistant to take him on a business trip, what a big deal.You force so many words all day long, and the teacher can still reply to every text message within 20 minutes, don't people love you, can this mentally retarded still be your mother.Then, the professor spent a month gritting his teeth at the photo of the male assistant named Li XX, what "I'm a hundred times more handsome than him", "I'm a hundred times smarter than him", "This is a primitive fool......
A month later, he returned to normal, and then married his wife and lived in peace for two and a half years, everyone thought that this matter was over, and he didn't mention it to his mother about the month that the professor spent like a kindergarten child, after all, it was too embarrassing, we had to take care of this kindergarten baby (. ）As a result, a few days ago, the professor happily told me: "I have gathered 48 female contact information without telling your wife!"
”I:???"
Although the body and appearance are not as good as your master, they are all females after all!
What type of female there is!
”I:???"
In order to create the illusion that I have been chatting with females, I have been sending them materials on astrophysics and mechanical engineering every three days since before I got engaged, and after being blocked by 40 of them, I have also trained 3 college students, 2 graduate students, and 3 on-the-job minor PhDs in mechanics!"
I:???"
I have persevered for two and a half years, not only have I obtained a super long and super rich chat record with a huge time span, but also a total of several million make-up fees, and I will go to three teacher appreciation banquets this year!"
I:???"
How?
Your sister is going to take a plane tomorrow to end a business trip, and I deliberately used the computer black technology specially invented by my wisdom to delete all the blacklist records and chat records that scolded me for being 'sick', and the remaining make-up fee transfers and academic discussions were all replaced with chat records within a well-known social software!
”I:???
So, as long as she secretly flipped through my phone to check the message history, she would find that I was also a positive, sunny social personality with a wide range of friends and sought after by other females!
Then there will be a sense of crisis, and eventually the male assistant will be dismissed and no longer on business trips!
”I:???
Not to mention how many light years apart the professor and the word "social expert" are, nor how many years and a half years of brain circuitry of the professor's unprecedented intellectual retardation have been brewing......
I asked him a question, tired.“…… Professor, which social media did you use to replace the chat history?
Did you double-check before replacing?
”The professor's stupid hand waved: "I never bother to browse those social software, how can I double-check!"
”Very good."
The replaced chats were two and a half years of data taken directly from that software platform......
The platform is the same Mei ...... two years ago What the hell is May?
Anyway, it was recommended by the investor, and she desperately persuaded me to communicate with me on that social platform, saying that this is the only way for all social influencers and charismatics......
"Very good."“…… This software is called Momo.I think it's probably the same as Facebook, a skateboarding and surfing site that shares the lives of social people. ”To end.Professor, you can, you can.Just, dig the Mariana Trench and jump for yourself, normal operation, hehe.…… If it weren't for the fact that Shi Niang was such a generous, handsome and mature social person, the professor would have to be bombarded on the school's flag-raising pole by Shi Niang the next day with weapons such as ga.
□□The professor told me depressedly the day before yesterday that on the day of the pick-up, no matter how hard he hinted (to death), the master would not take advantage of his departure to look through his mobile phone records, and his grand plan failed from the beginning......
Harm, do you think that Shi Niang is also a kindergarten child like you, as soon as she comes back from a business trip, she will take advantage of her husband's bath and quickly steal her mobile phone to flip through the message records to check or something, Shi Niang is like such a proud and anxious little girl in love?
Shi Niang is a very mature social person.-320L-Semi-Retired Buddhist Veteran......
Cough.That's right.The author has something to say: Yes (tactical reclining .jpg) That's right (tactical reclining .jpg) People won't do this kind of thing after a business trip and secretly flipping through their husband's news records (tactical reclining .jpg) Chapter 106 About I want to divorce my mentally retarded husband (II) About I want to divorce my mentally retarded husband (II) [Dozens of minutes later] ......-403L-crooked?
Crooked?
Has anyone seen the landlord?
Crooked?
-404L-Hey,The landlord doesn't seem to have spoken since the 300th floor......-405L-Is this post even more?
Woo woo woo I want to see the whole process of the landlord carrying the whole process of the landlord tearing the scumbag with the gunner, woo woo-406l-dog men all give me an explosion @ semi-retired Buddhist veteran, is the landlord's sister still there?
I finally found a post about a socially mature big sister tearing up a scumbag, begging to share and seek experienceQAQ-407L-Semi-retired Buddhist veteran......
I am back.It was a bit of a personal matter just now.Where did you say it before?
-408L-Starburst Air Slash said that C didn't have the slightest self-knowledge when he was in high school, and the landlord listened to him whining in the cafeteria while tearing up the love letter to C under the table!
There is also a key question that the landlord has brushed aside: why did the landlord find the love letter in the C drawer that he didn't even notice and quietly tore it up!
Excitement .jpg-409L-Semi-Retired Buddhist Veteran......
Well, it starts with the fact that C is not self-aware at all, right?
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This, growing up, really made me very, very angry.I admit that C's shortcomings are really a big basket, and both passers-by and friends feel that if there is a "bad" mountain in the world, he will always be the peak......
But, C, the guy who is not beaten, he is completely working against the process of normal people who know each other.Others show their strengths first, and then slowly discover their shortcomings after deep familiarity.C is to lay out all his shortcomings so that everyone wants to beat him up unanimously......
But after getting acquainted with it, I found that in addition to those shortcomings on the surface, C is really full of advantages.All the self-boasting in C's mouth is not actually bragging, but just stating the facts (which is precisely what makes him even more underbeaten).For example, C is really extremely smart, and I have never seen anyone smarter than C in all the years of mastery of all knowledge and technology.c.
You can challenge all the difficult and obscure literature or academic debates on your own, or you can roll up your sleeves and build your own high-pressure pumps from second-hand rusty parts.His mind is always full of fantastic ideas and assumptions, and he can judge the results of an experimental project from scratch paper......
When he was in junior high school, he could draw circles with his right hand and squares with his left hand on the blackboard, while he also used his mouth to popularize the dangers of puppy love with me.Also, compared to me, C is very polite and has a much softer personality.The way he got into trouble with everyone was by mouth, not by violent beatings.Even if he was splashed with water by the girl who was very tired of C herself, he just forced a few words, and then turned around and left.To date, I have never seen a c seriously get angry with a person and then do anything bad with force.In a way, I think he's a very innocent idiot.He will never target anyone with the greatest malice, as long as the other party says a few kind words to coax him, C is actually very obedient.And my job options.C and I have been married for two and a half years, and we have always been together less and more apart, and I don't believe that he feels happy about it.But C chooses to respect my work, my life choices, and is very tolerant of some of the shortcomings of my character......
We didn't have a systematic fight, and the guy never hid something from me out of male pride.If he thinks that he is unhappy that I have been on a business trip for too long, C will send me a very long text message, so that as soon as I open my phone, I can see more than 20 messages of swiping the screen.I called him to ask him what was wrong, but C would instead say, "Don't worry about me, you're busy with work" and then added, "I just want to be coquettish with you, because I miss you." ”If he was happy about something, he would take a photo and forward a video link to me, with a long list of self-show-offs and hee-hee-hee-hee.At any time, the message reminder on his avatar is red 99+, and he is always the first to contact the user, because he is always the contact who has recently messaged me.Regardless of whether C is happy or unhappy, when I click into his chat window, I feel "my eyes are noisy" and I can't help but want to laugh.Because I have a strong sense of personal control, C has always been used to handing me the menu when I go out to eat since I was a child, and let me decide to order, even if I will deliberately order something he doesn't like to eat to scare him.And he will tell me big and small things and let me make decisions......
Although I know this guy is a naïve idiot who is lazy with interpersonal interactions, C satisfies almost every aspect of my terrible desire for control.What's more, C's observation and attention are quite keen, he used to just walk a few steps side by side with me to notice that my high heels didn't fit, and then pull me into a shoe store to pick out the most comfortable pair of flats, but the style was so ugly that it exploded......
Also, C can memorize my menstrual cycles, can remember all my lipstick numbers, and if he is a girl, he will definitely be more successful than me......
Just, if you ignore the shortcomings of this guy, you can summarize the advantages of this person: smart, hands-on, not rude, soft-tempered, respectful of women, amusing people, gentlemanly, observant and attentive, and knows more about the small physiological details of girls than girls.Not to mention that he is not bad-looking, his eye color is very good-looking, although he is an academic nerd, but when I chase him with asparagus, he can still win the first place in the 1,000-meter race.Think about it for yourselves, can C not be popular with the opposite sex when you are a student?
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Besides, the focus of his mouth back then was on me, and the other girls didn't force them to give off their underbeating attributes at all??
Oh, as a result, he leaned on the table, ignoring the sneaky glance of the front table and the back table, and pressed me bitterly: "I want my beautiful sister to like it too." ”Like you MMP like.The old lady is tired of tearing love letters.-410L-Dog Men All Give Me Explosion......
Wait a minute!
Isn't this post ready to condemn a scumbag like C?!
Landlord, wake up, the taste between the lines is wrong!
-411L - Suddenly a large mouthful of dog food......
Isn't the landlord going to get a divorce?
-412L-Is it true that my observation is not as good as C......
Landlord......
I really don't see where C makes you "very annoying"......
(super whispering)-413L-Starburst Air Slash......
Let me roughly summarize, what the landlord thinks C hates the most is that he has no self-awareness of his attraction to the opposite sex, and always does not keep a good distance at critical moments?
-414L - Semi-retired Buddhist veteran, yes!!
You don't understand, right, I'll pick a classic stupid deed of C and say - C once sewed underwear straps for the girl who had a crush on him!!
Here's the thing: I was embarrassed when I was just young, I went to the store in a panic and paid for a bra and left......
As a result, the one was a mature model with an underwire, and it was squeezing and painful to wear, and red spots appeared on the skin of the hoop during the development period......
As a result, C deduced this from the signs that I was always moving my shoulders, frowning, bending slightly, and not wearing a sweater for a few days (God's keen observation)......
Then he sewed a pure cotton one for me with his own hands, stuffed it into a gift box and gave it to me, and posted a note: [Growing up and developing is the only way for females, I hope you don't let your breasts develop deformities because of a good face, so that when other adult females enjoy adult happiness, they can only lie on the operating table of the plastic surgery hospital and be honest with the plastic surgeon in his fifties. 】To be reasonable, except for the note that was too underwhelming and made me want to beat him up, this guy's hand-sewn gift turned out to be just the right size, and the touch was comfortable, comparable to those top cotton imported from Japan (. ）As a result, I got used to it, and in my sophomore year of high school, I was still trying to wear the kind he made by hand......
C is proud, every time I grow up and ask him for a new size, he will even ask me to send him a four-yuan red envelope on my mobile phone, which is called a small business in a private workshop (: Maybe it is under this strange conventional transaction, C (because the closest opposite sex from childhood to adulthood is me) thinks it is a very normal thing to make and sew girls' underwear.…… The young man who caused his misunderstanding was a fool, so I won't talk about it here.Then, one day, at the school sports day, I was outside in the high jump program, and C was on standby as a volunteer in the school doctor's office.There was only one person in the school infirmary, and there was a girl who was my little brother (in order to prevent an innocent and stupid person like C from being abducted, or "being punched by so-and-so for being cheap" and other incidents, I would let my little brother go to see C when I was absent throughout my student days).According to the younger brother's description, in order not to be discovered by C, she was hiding in a blind spot and playing with her mobile phone to be lazy, and the cheerleading girl of a certain class pushed the door in, her face was red, her eyes were moist, and she was undressing in front of him after locking the door.The girl wrote five love letters to C, one was more fierce and explicit than the other, and after a detailed investigation (sent the younger brother) found that this girl had a bad character and loved "stamp collecting", so I destroyed all five love letters, and also warned her.Therefore, the girl should have jumped off the wall in a hurry at that time and decided to let it go.Girl: "I think there's something wrong with the zipper on the back of my dress, can you help me take a look?"
”This idiot walked straight over."
The strap of your underwear is stuck in the zipper."
The goods said on the spot, "Are you a cave man on the top of the mountain, can you still twist it with a zipper while wearing underwear?"
The zipper is clearly in the middle of the back, how did you twist it with the shoulder straps on your shoulders?
The ten fingers of your hand might as well be glued together with 502 glue and directly turn into the palm of a gorilla......
Oh, sorry, but the gorilla peels a banana and climbs the tree flexibly, I apologize to the gorilla.Hey, what's your head turning?
Don't move, I'll tremble if I realize you're a female up close, stand still, I warn you (the sound of rummaging through a drawer), I'm holding scissors and needle and thread in my hands, and if you move again I'll cut your spine. ”Then, C cut off the girl's shoulder straps, sewed them with thread, and finally found a pair of gloves coated with disinfectant, and wore them to help them re-zip the skirt.Girl: "......
Thank you. ”C: "Thank you, thank you?"
The manual fee is forty yuan, WeChat sent me a red envelope, and after sending the red envelope, I went out and turned left to report for the handmade paper-cutting class to cultivate and cultivate hands-on ability. ”- This fool not only helped others sew shoulder straps, but also added other people's WeChat friends!!
After he finished, he personally sent me a screenshot of the forty yuan red envelope to show off, and he said that he wanted to invite me to eat oden, and thanked me for honing his manual skills!
-415l-……-416l-……-417l-……-418l-…… Ahem, although, this operation of student C made me clearly realize what it means to "have a sky outside the world of fools"......
But isn't it a little strange that the landlord is concerned?
Just, although C really didn't know how to recognize his attractiveness, didn't realize that the girl liked him, and didn't keep a good distance from others......
But his mouth cannon that coerced and forced him to be super terrible and humiliating, and made the girl not to turn her head, wear disinfectant gloves and touch the zipper of the girl again, and collect money after it was over......
Isn't that the most horrific rejection?!
It's comparable to the previous "Professor, please don't use the title of the book to record people's names", "Scolding the beautiful investor's brain is full of snapdragons"?!
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It's not "paying attention to keeping the opposite sex at a distance", it's "unconsciously bombarding all the opposite sex except the landlord out of the galaxy with their mouths" ah......-419L-semi-retired Buddhist veteran, but he still sewed underwear straps for that girl?!
This is very, very, very reprehensible!
Don't talk about sewing, helping the opposite sex to tidy up the shoulder straps is an overstepping behavior, right?!
This process is very ambiguous, right?!
-420-The landlord, but the girl may not feel the 'ambiguity' at all, not only was he discouraged, but also left a psychological shadow......-421-Semi-retired Buddhist veteran, whether he intentionally or not, this "lack of self-awareness" is very annoying!
After that incident, in order to correct his perception in this regard, I refused to wear the underwear that he had sewn by hand, telling him that men and women should maintain a sense of distance between men and women in this regard......
The result?
As a result, he insisted on asking me the reason, annoying me until it was dark, and almost got me in......
I simply told him, "Because I'm getting ready to find a boyfriend!"
And no boyfriend will accept his girlfriend's underwear to be made by other members of the opposite sex!
”And then what?
Does it work?
No, this idiot didn't figure out my point at all, and he went to my future boyfriend for a fight with an academic nerd, which led to a series of incidents such as a Russian back fall and a dementia crying in the sister group of the art troupe (even if he later cried with a swollen face (from one of my ex's punches), the reason why he used his fists to fight for the first time was that he found out that my ex-boyfriend and I stepped on three boats before dating and four boats after dating......
Stupid, I grew up with you in kindergarten, and the reason for your fight was "I'm not happy, I just want to continue sewing underwear for my friends"?!
You obviously found out from the clues that he was on four boats after fighting with others!
I'm so angry that I'm just a little bit away from having a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot (:-422L-Epic smart legend No, it's okay to complain about the retarded, but this is the only point I don't agree with and strongly oppose it!)
I fought with your big-chested first love purely because his IQ was too low for me to bear, why can a retarded person who can't even memorize your shoe size and your mobile phone number remember your bust and help you sew new underwear?
This is a desecration of the work of the hand!
-423L-Semi-retired Buddhist veteran blasphemes you xx!
I said at least a million times after I got married: I haven't held hands with him, and no man can sew underwear except you!
Also, didn't I just let you eat asparagus and kneel on the motherboard holding the fish tank, why did you come out and type again?!
Are you typing with phantom limbs, asshole!
If you put that energy into checking your replaced chat history, you don't have to kneel on the motherboard, okay?
-424L-Epic Smart Legend Because you said you got off work and let me go home and then kneel on the motherboard, but the fish tank is only available in the small study of your office, and I can only kneel on the motherboard when I go home and can't hold the fish tank!
Also, I've read all the chat logs I replaced, but who knew that these stupid human beings tacitly accepted the word "covenant" to mean a harmonious movement that can only be carried out after marriage, and the word "covenant" obviously has dozens of academic meanings, I thought it was a healthy social conversation!
Reply to one last question: I love kneeling on the motherboard!
I'll kneel!
I'm still on my knees, so I won't get up!
-425L-Semi-retired Buddhist veteran, why do you want to be so arrogant?!
Rebellion?
Let me tell you, brother, even if those are misunderstandings on your mobile phone, you have to reflect carefully, in the final analysis, the problem is that you don't have a clear understanding of your attraction to the opposite sex!
What are you going to prove to me?
Prove you're popular?
Wow, you were popular enough when you were a student——- 426L - Epic Smart Legend, how do I know I'm popular!
You have been hiding from me since I was a child and tearing up all the love letters given to me by the opposite sex, okay!
You still mock me every day for being narcissistic and underwhelming, and I don't have a woman!
-427L - Semi-retired Buddhist veteran......
Isn't that all my ignorance when I was a student!
How many times have I praised you after dating, you have calculated ——- 428l - epic smart legend, I don't want you to praise me for being "cute", okay!
How many times have I emphasized that since ancient times, it should be "handsome" to praise men from the eyes of the opposite sex!
I don't want to know any self of the opposite sex|attraction - why should I know this superfluous knowledge?
I just want to have a special attraction for you of the opposite sex - you do the math, goo, from your first love to your colleague to your male assistant, the men you spend the most time with are not all good at socializing and have too much male hormones!
So no matter from which point of view, your ideal type is the social alpha male, if it weren't for me to shoot first, you would have ——- 429l semi-retired Buddhist veteran, you will shoot a ball of yarn first!
You're a ball of yarn!
The first kiss was when I pressed you on the blackboard in the high school classroom and took the initiative, okay, you brother!
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You're still struggling, you're struggling with a ball of yarn?!
I just can't compare to those sugar girls, and my personality is not as cute as theirs, what's wrong?!
What's wrong?!
I'm just grumpy?!
You take advantage of my business trip to hook up with those little girls again, don't you also ——- 430L - Epic Clever Legend......
It was just what you thought was the first kiss.-431L-Semi-Retired Buddhist Veteran???
What do you mean, you wait for ——-432L-Epic Clever Legend If it is only a kiss if it is only a touch that does not go deep, I completed the definition of "first kiss" when you were asleep in the third grade of junior high school.Because your second button was snatched away by those girls, and you didn't know how to protect it when I sewed it with my own hands, I felt very unhappy and had to take something of the same value as the second button.Besides, let me warn you, the "first kiss" you thought was quite bad, and it was reckless and impulsive to want to challenge the "adult kiss" without any written or visual learning.If it weren't for my guidance, you think you wouldn't have panicked and bit your own tongue out?
I know and understand your temper tantrums for over twenty years, and if I weren't stupid enough to be a paramecium, I wouldn't have chosen to propose to you when I hated your trait.I thought this was an indisputable fact than Archimedes' principle, and who knows you never understood it.As it turns out, you're the stupid paramecium guy - even if you have the most beautiful looks in the world and the best body in the world, it doesn't make up for your IQ shortcomings.Finally, let me point out: if you weren't naturally crush on alpha males, you wouldn't have left me at home kneeling on the motherboard and working overtime with that retarded man right now!
The business trip is over and overtime, overtime and overtime, but I want to work overtime with Li xx, if he is qualified to work, he will not add two and a half years of work and let you fly around in the sky on business trips, I advise you to quickly change to a smart and clever homosexual, isn't it good that Hannah in your company, men and women should be equal, don't just take Li xx to work overtime outside!
-433L - Semi-Retired Buddhist Veteran ...... -434L - Epic Clever Legend My reasoning is right, right?
Running to work overtime again?
I'm telling you, Goo, even if I kneel through the motherboard and eat the asparagus raw this time, I won't bring you a dinner box, because I just like to kneel on the motherboard in the study and eat asparagus——- 435L-semi-retired Buddhist veteran Shut up, brother, I'm not working overtime, I'm queuing up to buy your favorite strawberry milkshake, and I'm going to apologize for misunderstanding your behavior.Climb up from the motherboard and pick me up, I'm so angry that you forgot to bring your door key.-436L - Epic Clever Tales ......
You're lying to me, goo, you know I can't find my way at all.-437L-Semi-Retired Buddhist Veteran Strawberry Milkshake Shop is right next to the hotel where we first started.If you can't find this place, you go ahead and kneel on your motherboard, and don't force me to hide your gadgets in the bedside table drawer at night, and don't expect me to put the handcuffs on your own initiative (:-438L-Epic Clever Legend I'm out the door.)Strawberry shakes should be creamed in large portions.
[After 30 minutes]-530L-......?
Are all parties gone?
We......
Can you talk?
-531L-Dog Men All Give Me Explosion......
The president just texted me to inform me of my promotion, and she fired her male assistant for me to take over......
Obviously very happy, but in combination with this post, I suddenly realized......
Dogs and men are giving me a blast.jpg-532L-This is the worst divorce crisis I've watched this year.It turns out that the landlord doesn't want to tear up the scumbag at all, not only tearing up, but she also plans to take the initiative to handcuff the man (:-533L- Professor, please don't use the title of the book to write people's names, okay......
The professor just posted a hand holding a strawberry milkshake in the group.I seem to understand something.Everyone, I went to evacuate the QAQ [a few hours later] -600L-......
What about hand tearing?
What about the cannon?
So I clicked in and I was stuffed with dog food, right??
I wish you a happy kindergarten couple who have been married for two and a half years but are still arguing during the love period, and then go to this single dog's favorite to eat ashes!
Chapter 107 Beauty and the Beast (1) Once upon a time, there was a beautiful count's daughter.The daughter of a nobleman, but she was born at the wrong time, and suffered a protracted and deadly ......
War.As the eldest daughter of the family, she had to put on armor and rush to the front line, shedding her blood for the safety of the motherland.However, under the overwhelming offensive of the enemy, the unarmed count's daughter had to make a deal with the devil in order to win the war and defend her homeland.The devil turned her into a terrible beast!
No, it's not so much a beast as an invincible one......
Devil.The demons won the war.However, when she wants to get her human body back, she finds that the devil's trade is far beyond the reach of human beings......
"This fairy tale book is just a few handfuls of nonsense." ”In a rich and peaceful remote town, a figure in a linen dress swept past the children gathered on the side of the street to listen to the story, leaving a disgusted urge: "The earl's family has money and power, let one of her eldest daughters go to war?"
Did all the men in the family go into the pigsty as pig food?
Is the Count himself eighty years old, suffering from syphilis, and unable to serve his country?
It's because there are too many vulgar fairy tales like this that 'a beautiful woman becomes a hero and then wins the heart of a more powerful male hero', that you are the best middle school children who are stuffed with straw in their brains......
Oh well, there's another kind of story development, what 'the condition for a demon to become a beauty again is to have a bang with the object of true love', with this kind of strange and violent development and having to go into a harmonious movement, it attracts the stupid people who have their brains stuffed with yellow garbage......
Don't ask, ask is the version of Form 2 children when they grow up.It's really a fairy tale, from childhood to adulthood. ”Children sitting in a row listening to fairy tales: Pastor Chandler who "......" holding a fairy tale book to spread love and peace: "......"
The former was stunned for five minutes, and then you look at me, I look at you, and tears gradually fill up in his eyes......
"Woo wow wow wow!"
”The latter couldn't bear to close the fairy tale book in his hand and threw it as a murder weapon."
Delith!
Since you have put on all the women's clothes, you are willing to shut up for a week and be a quiet and shameful women's clothing boss!
”The figure in the long linen dress raised his hand to catch the book he had thrown over, and under the huge wide-brimmed hat filled with flowers, ears of rice, and a fruit basket (yes, there was even a fruit basket), there was a man whose facial features and femininity were completely incompatible.A strange sense of frivolity of "hooligans robbing girls in small alleys, forcibly taking off girls' clothes and putting them on to go shopping" came to my face.Dilis looked at the scrolled fairy tale book in his hand, slipped it into the wide bib of his linen dress, and reached out to take an apple directly from the fruit basket on his hat."
Apples, Chubby?""
I said 10 million times that I don't want to decorate this kind of hat with a fruit basket when I wear women's clothes!"
And don't mock the priest's chubby body!"
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Hey, look at you, noble women don't know anything about fashion......
In this era, huge hat decorations were popular in the royal court, and there were ostriches directly on the head ......"
Ignoring the priest's angry fist at him, he threw an apple and plucked a bunch of grapes from the fruit basket.“…… Compared to the jeweled chains and giant feathers that have no practical use, I think that fruits and ears of wheat are practical and beautiful, and can meet the basic needs of human beings at a critical time......
"Walking on the street with a fruit basket and ears of wheat is extremely spicy!"
Pastor Chandler took the apple and covered his eyes weakly.It was the forty-eighth time he had regretted it this week, and why he had made a bet with Dilis that he would wear women's clothes for a week to show the townspeople if he didn't find the foggy castle he said in the forest outside the town.As it turned out, the man was not ashamed of it in the slightest, but ......
The shameless man who reached out to dig out his skirt on the street: "Hey, Chandler, do you know, I found that there are really a lot of parts hidden in a woman's long skirt, the apron pocket and skirt brace are simply storage artifacts, I can also stuff three screwdrivers into the corset, you see......"
"Go!"
There you go!
You go!
And keep your mouth shut, please keep your mouth shut!
”Dilis shrugged, regretting that the only fairly knowledgeable guy he knew in town didn't know how to appreciate women's fashion (?).
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