"You bastard!"
Hearing the instigation of the Taoist chief, a villager immediately pointed at Chen Xuanzang excitedly and scolded."
Bastard!""
Bastard!"
More and more villagers were indignant and scolded Chen Xuanzang."
Listen to me, the youkai you're looking for hasn't appeared yet."
Chen Xuanzang is still explaining.However, at this time, the state of the villagers, each of them is similar to the kind of arrogant little princess who "I don't listen, I don't listen, you are Wang Ba Chanting", and she can't listen to it at all."
Shut up!"
An eldest sister in her thirties walked out and pointed at Chen Xuanzang for questioning."
Have you ever had a dead husband?"
The eldest sister asked."
Eldest sister, I don't have a husband."
Chen Xuanzang held the eldest sister's finger and said sincerely."
Have you ever had a dead husband?"
The eldest sister asked again."
Eldest sister, you believe me, I really don't have a husband.""
Smack!"
The eldest sister slapped Chen Xuanzang in the face."
Hit!
Shoot him!
”Someone took the lead, and more villagers rushed over and punched Chen Xuanzang.But even if he couldn't lift his head after being beaten, Chen Xuanzang still kept shouting to the villagers."
This fish is innocent!
The monster is still in the water, so don't go into the water!
”......" is just a lot of nonsense, this person is clearly an accomplice of the monster, hang him for me. ”The Taoist priest walked out, commanded everyone to tie Chen Xuanzang's two arms, and hung him on a pillar in the village."
Listen, everyone!
I've killed that monster, no here!
Right!
Quiet!
Whole!
You can go into the water with peace of mind!
”"Go ahead!"
The Taoist priest waved his hand and began to encourage the villagers to go into the water.But perhaps Chen Xuanzang's words more or less had an effect in the hearts of the villagers, making them have a trace of doubt, and no one moved for a long time.The atmosphere was quiet and a little awkward."
Get into the water!"
The Taoist priest looked at a thin young villager and threatened word by word.The young villagers were intimidated by the majesty of the Taoist priest and walked to the riverbank, but they still did not dare to really enter the water.At that moment, the Taoist priest kicked the young villager in the ass and kicked him into the water."
AhhThe young villager threw himself in the water in horror for a long time, but found that nothing had happened, and the monster had not come.So he shouted excitedly, "It's okay!
It's safe!
”"It's safe!"
One by one, the villagers of the fishing village began to show their superb diving skills, turning over various tricks and jumping into the water.…… Su Mo saw this play in his eyes, and his eyes couldn't help narrowing.He had already discovered that a tiger-striped fish was swam towards it quickly with its tail flicking its tail and fluttering its four short legs."
Hey!
Dangerous!
Hurry up and get out of the water!
”Chen Xuanzang was hung high on the railing by the villagers, and the so-called standing high looked far away, and he also found the figure of a big fish swimming rapidly from a distance.At this time, the big fish is only a few hundred meters away from the villagers, and judging from the speed of the big fish, it is almost certain that some villagers will become the mouths of the big fish.Chen Xuanzang became anxious and began to try to bite the rope tied to his hand with his teeth, wanting to get out to help the villagers."
It seems that as long as it is a world with the background of Journey to the West, Tang Seng is a good person who is willing to save the suffering."
Su Mo thought to himself, and then stretched out a finger.He's ready to do it.At this time, seven or eight hours had passed since he had passed through the two world passages, and the strength weakened by the turmoil of the divine soul had recovered somewhat, and he could try to deal with the current situation.However, it is best not to change the plot too much for the time being, and let Chen Xuanzang become the main force in solving the big fish incident, so that Su Mo can see the book "Three Hundred Children's Songs" in Chen Xuanzang's hand."
Three Hundred Children's Songs", on the surface, is a useless songbook, but in fact it is the strongest secret book in the world.It is the "Great Day Nyorai Sutra"!
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In the original play, the Buddha used this book "The Great Day Rulai Sutra" to suppress Sun Wukong.Later, when Sun Wukong got out of trouble, killed the three strongest exorcists such as the Empty Prince, and killed Miss Duan, and wanted to torture and kill Chen Xuanzang, Chen Xuanzang communicated with the power of the Buddha.At that time, the Buddha also used the "Great Day Rulai Sutra" to descend the Dharma Body and re-subdue Sun Wukong.In the words of Sun Wukong in the original play: "This "Great Day Rulai True Scripture" is really good, really wonderful, really quacking!"
”Su Mo really wanted to see what the "Great Ri Rulai True Scripture" looked like, and how it was disguised as "Three Hundred Children's Songs".…… In an instant, a large colorful tiger fish came to the surface, and a whale jumped out of the water, opened its fangs, and was about to swallow a villager.Chen Xuanzang was anxious, he wanted to help, but he was helplessly hung up, and the rope that tied his hands couldn't be untied."
Huh?
Untied?
”Chen Xuanzang suddenly found that the rope that was still a dead buckle just now was suddenly untied."
AhhI'm a Buddha!
”The rope was untied, and of course Chen Xuanzang fell.Just now, he was hanging on a railing of more than ten meters, and this time he suddenly fell to the water.Coincidentally, the big tiger fish just jumped out of the water, flashed its fangs, and wanted to show its majesty."
Boom!"
Chen Xuanzang was like a meat shield that smashed on the head of the big fish.The big fish suddenly rolled his eyes, and he actually ......
Fainted.was smashed by a meat shield, and he fainted directly.This tiger-skinned fish, or the sand monk of this world, is really a ......
Weak chicken.The strength of the system to Monk Sha was judged to be the four-grade Shenhai True Monarch, and Su Mo had to doubt the reliability of the system.The Shenhai True Monarch of other worlds will not be such a weak chicken, thinking that the big man of the fairy sword worships the Moon Sect Master, that is also a Shenhai True Monarch, and he can destroy the world in a minute.And Monk Sha was smashed by Chen Xuanzang's body and fainted.This......
It's really a shame for Shenhai Zhenjun to say it."
Maybe the problem is not with Monk Sha, but with Chen Xuanzang's physical body!"
Su Mo thought about it, and could only have such a reasonable explanation.In the main world of Journey to the West, Chen Xuanzang is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a disciple of Rulai, and a good person who cultivates in the tenth life, and he can live forever with a bite of his body.In the world of Journey to the West, will Chen Xuanzang's physical body be unusual?
Although he is still an ordinary person and does not have the slightest mana, his physical body should be very different from ordinary people.You must know that the "Great Day Rulai Sutra" is generally disguised in the appearance of "Three Hundred Children's Songs", and after disguising it as three hundred children's songs, this scripture has no effect at all, and it can be torn apart at will.Chen Xuanzang dared to be an exorcist with a copy of "Three Hundred Children's Songs", he had been an exorcist for so long and had not been eaten by monsters, and he was still alive and well, if there was no special place, Su Mo would not believe it if he was killed.Anyway, the change in the plot is so dramatic.The colorful tiger skin big fish, the invincible Great Demon Sand Monk, was directly stunned by Chen Xuanzang.It's a pity that he has just swam to the water near the fishing village, and he has not had time to eat a villager.As for Chen Xuanzang being hanged to death, why did he suddenly fall and just hit the big fish, of course, all of this is Su Mo's masterpiece, but no one knows."
Yokai......
Fainted?
”The villagers of the fishing village were very panicked at first, and they swam to the shore one by one, but halfway through the swim, they found that the atmosphere was strangely quiet, and even a little embarrassing.Everyone turned their heads, only to find that the monster had been knocked unconscious."
Everyone, come and help, I can't help the monster in the water, but if I get it ashore, I can clean it up.Everyone, come and get the youkai ashore. ”Chen Xuanzang held his waist, and the sharp pain that came from the ninja's waist said to the villagers.The villagers looked at each other, but in the end dozens of strong men came down, tied together with ropes and fishing nets, and brought the monster to the shore.When the big fish came ashore, its form changed rapidly, and in a short time it turned into a quiet and beautiful man with long hair flowing flowing.Moreover, it is fruitful.After turning into a human form, he also woke up."
Ahem, I said everyone, hurry up and blindfold your old lady."
The village chief coughed dryly twice, and suddenly some old and young masters stretched out their hands to blindfold the eyes of the female villagers around them."
Phew!
Dare to try the old lady again!
”The women in the fishing village are also spicy, staring at the men around them one by one, and the old men are suddenly silent."
Don't stick to these subtleties, the most important thing now is how to deal with this monster."
Su Mo spoke out for the first time.He is the only literate person in the fishing village, and he is the private school teacher for all the children, as the so-called knowledge is power, in the eyes of the villagers who are keen on education, Su Mo's status is quite high, so his words naturally have weight.Su Mo spoke, and everyone didn't say much, and they all focused on Chen Xuanzang's body, wanting to see how he collected demons."
Look at me!"
Chen Xuanzang is confident and full of excitement.He unloaded the package he was carrying, took out a portrait of the Buddha and spread it on the ground, and then took out a small rattle, a brass bell, and a gourd with a crank, much like the gourd silk of the present world.In short, except for the Buddha statues, they are all musical instruments, and they don't look like a posture to exorcise demons."
I said, young man, can you do it?"
An elderly villager from a fishing village questioned him, clearly distrusting him."
I can do it, I will do it!"
Chen Xuanzang clenched his fists and repeated it several times firmly, not so much answering as cheering himself up.He took out "Three Hundred Children's Songs" again, and then squatted cross-legged on the ground, sitting directly opposite the big fish that turned into a human form, that is, the sand monk.He smiled at Sha Seng, and Sha Seng also smiled politely at him, revealing p in his smile.After turning into a human form, the sand monk no longer has the fierceness he had when he was a tiger skin and a big fish, and he looks like a harmless young man.Chen Xuanzang shook the handle of the gourd silk and began his own "exorcism ritual".As he swayed, a "reverberating" music came out of the gourd silk.At the same time, Chen Xuanzang opened his mouth and began to sing."
Child, child, why are you so bad?""
Bullying, cheating, why did you do it?""
Learn to be a good child, love each other, care is in the heart, full of color.""
Good ......
Come back soon, it turns out that human nature is kind like a child. ”To tell the truth, listening to Su Mo's ears that were destroyed in KTV in his previous life, Chen Xuanzang sang not badly, and he could even say ......
And a little bit nice.But his lyrics are so speechless that even many of the onlookers have their ears blocked, and they can't bear to listen to it.The onlookers are all like this, and the big fish and sand monks in the hard-hit area of singing can be imagined.At first, he was still dodging, avoiding eye contact with Chen Xuanzang.But Chen Xuanzang firmly believes that the eyes are the windows of the soul, and if you want to impress the heart of a monster, you must look directly at his window.So no matter where the big fish sand monk twisted his head, Chen Xuanzang would change direction with his eyes, ensuring that he could look directly into his heart at every moment.In the end, the sand monk could only lower his head and was about to be buried in the ground.But Chen Xuanzang was so good that he was lying on the ground, his head under the body, and he still stubbornly wanted to look up into the eyes of the sand monk.The sand monk who couldn't bear it suddenly exploded!
He waved his two arms, and slammed it on Chen Xuanzang's body!
The scene was very bloody for a while!
The layman looks at the bustle, and the insider looks at the doorway.Although this scene looks like a farce, Chen Xuanzang actually sang a children's song in a vain attempt to exorcise demons, but Su Mo saw the extraordinary.Just as Chen Xuanzang's singing sounded, a vague Buddha spirit and righteousness came out of his singing, and entered the mind of Sha Seng with the singing.That Buddha aura seems to really cleanse people's hearts, make people change their ways, go from evil to good, and then take refuge in my Buddha.It's just that Chen Xuanzang's skills are too weak now, although he sent the Buddha's qi to the past in the process of singing, but he couldn't resist the demonic energy of the sand monk.In fact, the reason why the sand monk blew up was because he felt the threat of the Buddha's qi.Otherwise, he is a great demon who has been cultivated for hundreds of years, how could he be collapsed by a children's rhyme?
This "Three Hundred Children's Songs" is really extraordinary, even if it does not manifest the scriptures of the "Great Day Rulai Sutra", it still has such a wonderful use.Just when Chen Xuanzang was beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he didn't even know his mother, a woman in white suddenly flew over.When he pulled up the sand monk, it was a fat beating!"
Bang bang bang!"
Punches to the flesh, each punch can blast open a small mountain bag, and such a powerful punch power falls on the sand monk's body like raindrops.The poor sand monk was still in the confusion of the nursery rhyme, and he was beaten to blood, without the slightest power to resist.The woman in white threw out a large cloth bag and put the sand monk in the bag, and the sand monk changed rapidly in the bag.By the time the woman in white took the sand monk out again, he had already turned into a fish puppet.It looks very cute."
My surname is Duan, and I am the best exorcist within a radius of five hundred miles.Today, you don't have to be polite, if you have two silver taels, you can just give one of ten taels or eight taels. ”Miss Duan, a white woman, said to the villagers with a big grin, and the villagers immediately began to collect money to thank them.At this time, Su Mo walked to Chen Xuanzang, who had a blue nose and swollen face."
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Brother Chen, can you lend me your "Three Hundred Children's Songs"?
I am also a person who loves music. ”