"Ahem, just these few old shallots, can I still pick dazzling eyes?
I'm spicy. ”"Don't fool me, my son is not so easy to fool.Call all the young and beautiful girls in your village out, or return the fifty taels of silver to me, and I will go to other villages to find someone to carry the sedan chair." ”The empty boy was already anxious, he took out a white handkerchief, covered his mouth and coughed.This is not to blame him, even Su Mo thinks that the aunt on the catwalk on the stage is really spicy, and it is even more ......"
far-fetched" to be called a beauty by the village chief."
Childe, it's not that the little old man doesn't want to find some young people, it's really that the young people in the village have gone to work in the city, and those who stay are old.Childe, for the sake of our empty nesters, it is not easy for us to pick four. ”The village chief snorted and cried, and began to use bitter meat tricks."
Although you are empty nesters, using these people to carry a sedan chair is really insulting to the prestige of my empty son.Then return to me fifty taels of silver, and I will go to another village." ”The empty boy frowned and looked at the aunt on the stage, even if he wanted to be a good person, he really couldn't get over his own psychological barrier.As soon as the village chief heard that the trade was going to be yellow, he was immediately unhappy, and the boiled duck could still let it fly?
He changed his face and said with a slight threat: "Hehe, Childe, it's not a little old man, I'll fool you, this is a village within a hundred miles of our 'backing village'."
Out of our village, if you want to pick four more women who carry a sedan chair, it is impossible. ”"This ......
Count you ruthless!
”The empty boy hesitated for a moment, and gritted his teeth hatefully."
You!
You!
You!
And you!
Childe, I will earn my silver for you, come and help me carry the sedan chair!"
”He stretched out his hand and casually ordered four aunts to come out."
Thank you boss!"
The four aunts were immediately overjoyed, this was a fat trip, carrying a sedan chair for a few days, and the money earned was enough to spend half a year.Because of their happiness, their names for the Empty Boy have changed.The four of them happily ran down from the stage and lifted the bamboo sedan chair of the empty boy.The "First Beauty Pageant of Backing Mountain Village" ended successfully, and the villagers lost their excitement to see, and they went back to their homes one by one.After a while, only Su Mo was left in the entire square.Su Mo stood there, looking at the empty boy in white clothes and white face with great interest, and couldn't stop coughing."
This villager, why don't you leave?"
The empty boy noticed Su Mo, covered his mouth with a handkerchief, and asked while coughing."
I have heard for a long time that the swordsmanship and appearance of the empty son are the best in the world, and there are countless beauties competing to carry the sedan chair everywhere I go.But the posture of these four beauties is really ......," Su Mo said with a smile."
In the barren mountains and mountains, it would be good to find these four old shallots......
Wait a minute, you're not a villager, what are you?
”The empty boy was shocked, but he has always claimed that the people who carried the sedan chair for him were his fans, and if it was spread out that he was hired for money, then his prestige would be over."
My name is Su Mo, and I'm an exorcist.""
You're an exorcist?
Brother, it's good to discuss, everything you see today is as if it never happened, forget about it?
My empty son remembers you a favor!
My empty son's favor is very valuable, and people on the rivers and lakes will give some face. ”What are you afraid of, it turns out to be a peer, and the empty son's heart feels like a beep."
Actually, I'm curious, why don't you take two steps yourself?"
Su Mo asked with a smile.He already had a little guess in his heart, looking at the appearance of the empty boy who kept coughing, although he was suspected of deliberately being handsome, it also showed that his health was really bad, and he was indeed very empty."
Is it a kidney overdraw?"
An aunt carrying a sedan chair asked casually.She has endured the behavior of the empty boy for a long time."
Yes, you're not empty, you're kidney-deficient."
Another aunt followed up with the knife, fast, ruthless, and accurate, and the knife was fatal."
Hah!
Ha!
Ha!
”The remaining two aunts have no lines, but they are responsible for laughing, and they also have a great effect.Su Mo also laughed, these four aunts are simply two pairs of living treasures, which is really funny.The empty boy was immediately furious, fearing that his reputation would be lost, so he hurriedly defended himself."
Listen to me clearly, don't talk nonsense.Now, can you read these two words?
Is it kidney deficiency......
No, no, no, it's emptiness!
I'm a kidney-deficient son......
No, no, no, I'm not an empty child, I'm kidney deficiency. ”The empty boy completely collapsed, sat down on the bamboo sedan chair angrily, patted the handle of the sedan chair, and then looked at the four aunts with a blurred but firm gaze, and continued."
Well, it's all you, I've been ...... since I was a child I'll tell you, I've had kidneys since I was a kidney......
No, no, no, I've been empty since I was a kid.As for the kidneys, I have good protection!
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”Su Mo: "......"
If he hadn't known that the swordsmanship of the Empty Boy was indeed incomparable, and although he was teasing, the sword qi on his body was always condensed and not dispersed, and the whole person was like a sharp sword, Su Mo would have thought that he was a comedian.The empty boy finally realized that it was not necessary for him and the four aunts to explain his kidney problems, and it would get darker and darker.He turned his head, looked at Su Mo and said, "Brother Tai, how are you thinking about it?"
Today's events must be kept secret for me, otherwise, I'll kill people, hehehe......
Ahem. ”The empty boy deliberately laughed, smiled and moved again, and began to cough non-stop."
Oh?
Want to kill me?
Then you can give it a try and see if you have what it takes. ”Su Mo let go of the suppression of his own strength, and a wisp of sword qi escaped and rose into the sky, breaking through the clouds in the night sky, revealing a full moon in the sky."
What a strong sword qi!
I've never heard of an exorcist with such a strong sword besides me!
”"Brother Tai, you are such a sword!"
Su Mo snorted coldly and said, "The last one who spoke to me like this, the corpse is already cold.If you want to die, I'll give you a cool song. ”Empty Child: "Don't, everyone is a swordsman, Fang is joking with Brother Tai, Brother Tai don't mind." ”Su Mo: "I have heard for a long time that the empty swordsmanship of the empty son is unparalleled in the world, and I am fortunate to meet it today, and I want to compete with the child." ”"Competition?"
The Empty Boy frowned."
You're not the first person to want to compete with me.Since the prestige of my empty son's first sword in the world has spread all over the world, the people who come to me to compete are like carp crossing the river, and there is an endless stream. ”"No need to compare, my first one, I'll give it to you.""
To be the first, it's really empty, very lonely......
"The empty boy held his chin and sat on the bamboo sedan chair, imitating loneliness.