In the quicksand river, a monster with red flame hair and two crimson eyes like copper bells is wriggling at the bottom of the river.He was dirty, and his hair was unkempt, like a homeless man on earth......
Or rather, like a stray dog in a garbage heap.This stray dog is called Sha Wujing.He is a water demon in this quicksand river, although his five elements belong to the earth, he still likes to stay in the muddy quicksand river.Because it was only when he was at the bottom of the river that he felt safe, as if he was in his mother's womb before he was born.He didn't like the eyes of the world, so he spent most of his time in the mud of the quicksand river.If a passer-by who doesn't have long eyes happens to pass by the quicksand river, Sha Wujing will come out of the water and eat that passerby.There were so many people he ate that he couldn't count them at all, and he didn't bother to count them.…… Sha Wujing likes to emerge from the water on a full moon night and then look up at the direction of the moon in the sky.His original home was not in the quicksand river, and certainly not on the moon, but not far from the moon.According to a certain theory, he was also wide before, although he was only a roller blind, but at least he had the name of "roller blind".Because of his negligence in his work, he was relegated to the Nether and became a water demon in the quicksand river.Life now is very different from the days before, once a heroic general, but now he has become a water demon in a garbage heap.However, Sha Wujing felt that he had nothing to complain about.Since there is a mistake in his work, he should accept the corresponding punishment, although his big boss Jade Emperor is punished a little heavily, but ......
The Jade Emperor has never been a rigid boss, and he likes to do things with his likes and dislikes, so he was punished as a river demon, and Sha Wujing can only bear it, and he has to be willing to do it.…… The days of being a water demon in the quicksand river, although free and uncontrolled, were really boring.Sha Wujing's biggest hobby is to eat some pedestrians passing by, but the quicksand river is a remote place where birds don't poop, and pedestrians are really limited, which makes him sometimes unable to eat for several days.The days are really boring.I want to cry.Fortunately, in the boring days, there are still some interesting things after all, which brings a little comfort to Sha Wujing's ordinary life, which can be regarded as a spice for ordinary life.As long as Sha Wujing thinks about this interesting thing, he will unconsciously smile on his face.Every twenty years, a very handsome monk will pass by the quicksand river.Every time the monks come with different appearances, they are definitely not the same people from the appearance, but their appearance is so handsome, and their temperament is refined, very extraordinary, which makes people look at them like a spring breeze.Sha Wujing swore that he had been a general in the heavenly court for so long, and he had seen all kinds of immortals, and there were many immortals with chic temperament and handsome appearance, but Sha Wujing had never seen a person with a temperament like these monks.These monks are more immortal than immortals, and there is an inexplicable Taoist rhyme circulating on their bodies.In order to show his respect for these monks, Sha Wujing ate them all.He didn't want to do this, but he couldn't help it, after being demoted from a shutter general to a mortal, his only hobby was only this.When he sees someone he likes, he wants to swallow it.On the night of the full moon on this day, Sha Wujing came out of the bottom of the quicksand river again.He still looked at the full moon in the sky, remembering his magnanimity in the heavenly court before, and then unconsciously, his thoughts began to fly, remembering the scene when he met the first monk.Is that......
About a hundred or two hundred years ago.A young monk in a moonlit monk's robe, driving a black horse, passed by the quicksand river.His clattering horses' hooves were a beautiful mistake, for although he was a passerby, he was destined to not be able to go any further after passing by the quicksand river.Sha Wujing came out of the quicksand, after he was demoted to a monster, his face was very ugly, he smelled the breath of the living, and for a while he felt a great appetite, and only then came out of the bottom of the quicksand river full of silt.He saw the young monk in the moonlight monk's robe, and his eyes were full of surprise."
What a handsome monk."
These were the first words Sha Wujing said after seeing the monk."
The skin and tender meat must taste good and delicious."
This is the second sentence that Sha Wujing said.The monk also saw Sha Wujing, and ......
As long as you are not a fool, you should be able to understand that this ugly person who emerged from the quicksand river should be a monster.The monk did not have the panic that Sha Wujing expected, his breath was still dusty, he turned over and dismounted, and folded his hands at Sha Wujing."
Amitabha, the poor monk wants to go to the West to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures, and he happened to pass by the noble treasure land, and asked the demon king to make it convenient and let the poor monk go."
The monk's attitude was very respectful, impeccable.But Sha Wujing has become a demon, and obviously doesn't eat him at all."
Tsk, I didn't expect that although you gave birth to a good skin, you are indeed a fool with a funny head.Do you know how far it is to go to the Western Spirit Mountain?
Let me tell you this, even if you go straight, the whole process is like a cat in a straight line without detouring, there is a distance of more than 100,000 miles.Along the way, I don't know how many mountain spirits and monsters there are, and each one of them can easily eat you.Do you still want to learn from it?
Do you still have the courage to go to the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain?
”Sha Wujing looked at the young monk and said with a sneer."
Amitabha, thank you for the reminder from the Demon King.However, the poor monk's will to go to the west to learn scriptures is very firm, and the demon king's words are categorical and cannot make the poor monk change his mind.If you have the heart of the Buddha, Lord Demon King, why don't you open a road for the poor monks, and let the poor monks cross this river where quicksand gathers and go to the opposite bank?
”The young monk clasped his hands together and said calmly.Sha Wujing laughed."
Stupid monk, I'm just chatting with you casually, there are really no individual creatures in this quicksand river who can chat with me to relieve my boredom.Do you really think I'm so kind that I want to dissuade you from learning from the scriptures?
What does it have to do with me whether you go to learn the scriptures or not?
”Sha Wujing's eyes were full of indifference.But he immediately said: "No, your experience is still a little related to me."
If you didn't go to the West Tianling Mountain to learn the scriptures in the first place, you wouldn't have passed by my quicksand river, and then I wouldn't have met you, a person who learned the scriptures. ”"Exactly, a thought and a thought is not a destiny, the demon king and the poor monk are really fateful.""
Well, yes, there is fate.""
Since you are so destined, why don't you open a road, Lord Demon King, or simply build a bridge and send the poor monk to the other side?""
You're thinking too much.Since we are so destined......
Why don't I eat you?
After eating you, you have me and I have you, and there is no distinction between each other.Then the fate is even deeper. ”Sha Wujing's gaze became cold and greedy in an instant, and his mouth was also drooling."
Alas, since it was decided from the beginning that we wanted to eat the poor monks, why didn't we make it clear earlier?
Let the poor monk and the demon king waste this half-day tongue in vain. ”The young monk raised his eyes to look at Sha Wujing, his eyes full of grievances."
Don't, don't look at me with such fleshy eyes, I'm a little unaccustomed.You don't know, this demon king is different from other little monsters, this demon king is a monster who has been a fairy, and he has seen the world.So before eating people, I prefer to do the ideological work of making food, so that the food has the consciousness of making food, so that the taste will be more beautiful. ”Sha Wujing licked his lips with his tongue and said greedily."
Oh, then it seems that Lord Demon King, you are still a person who understands life and pays great attention to the quality of life."
The young monk said."
That's right, you monk understand me."
Sha Wujing was very happy."
Since we know each other, why don't we be each other's friends?
The Demon King, don't eat me. ”The young monk finally tried."
No......
No matter how good the relationship is, no matter how little it feels, it is still necessary to eat and eat, this is a matter of principle.Once principles are involved, they certainly cannot be changed. ”Sha Wu did not enter the oil and salt, and said firmly."
Alas, I am so stupid to talk for half a day in vain."
The young monk sighed, already giving up on himself."
So......
Are you mentally prepared?
If it's ready, I'm going to eat. ”Sha Wujing couldn't wait, he shook his hand slightly, and the quicksand condensed in his hand, turning into a long rope, binding the young monk strongly."
Do you want to eat your head first?
Or do you eat your feet first?
I struggle with this problem every time. ”Sha Wujing looked at the young monk who was tied up in front of him, and muttered to himself."
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Since it's so difficult to choose, it's better not to choose, right?
Just let me go. ”"Shut up!"
Before the young monk died, he was still engaged in a fierce verbal exchange with Sha Wujing."
If you decide, you will start with your feet and save the most delicious head for last."
Monk Sha slapped his right hand in the palm of his left hand and finally made his choice.He opened his fangs with a snort, and was about to bite off the young monk's foot and neck."
Wait a minute!"
The young monk shouted."
It's useless, if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you, this place, there is no village in front of the village, there is no shop in the back, birds don't want to, and there is not even a ghost shadow."
Sha Wujing carried the young monk and said with a smile.He smiled and showed a mouthful of sharp teeth, and he looked very terrifying."
I mean to tell you that if you really want to eat me, you'd better wash it first, because the poor monk has just gotten excited and pulled a bubble of in his pants.Although the poor monk has always been a vegetarian and doesn't stink much, the demon king shouldn't have that special habit, right?
Of course, if I feel disgusted and affect my appetite, it is better to let the poor monk go, the poor monk is dirty, and he hasn't taken a bath for more than half a month, and it also stinks. ”In order to survive, the young monk went out and didn't even want to do discipline.that thing, can you exchange money......
Should it be said that it can be exchanged for lives?
Exercise the fruit on the tree, and you and me under the tree.The young monk felt that as long as he could survive and continue to travel west to the West to learn scriptures, it was nothing to lose some discipline.Can the matter of the monks be called the loss of discipline?
After Sha Wujing heard the young monk's words, he was obviously stunned for a moment, and immediately became furious."
You monk, you don't have a face.Hugh will lie to me, and I will eat you to see what you can do!
”After Sha Wujing finished speaking, these did not drag the mud and water at all, starting from his feet, and swallowed the young monk whole into his stomach.Bah!
There is really Yoneda Ko.…… Sha Wujing found a problem that puzzled him very much, that is......
The young monk's head seemed to be really unusual, and after he threw it on the quicksand river, it would not sink to the bottom.You must know that the birds do not cross the quicksand river, the swimming fish do not float, and Sha Wujing usually eats a lot of people by the quicksand river, and no one's skull has ever been able to float on the quicksand river.Now the young monk, even if he is dead, has left Sha Wujing with a miracle that is not too small.…… Twenty years later, another young monk passed by the quicksand river.He was also born rich and handsome, with an extraordinary bearing, and he also threatened to go to the Western Bliss Spiritual Mountain to seek the true scriptures.Another person who learned scriptures, Sha Wujing couldn't help but think of the young monk who was eaten by himself twenty years ago, and now the monk's head is still hanging around his neck.…… Sha Wujing felt that the monk's unsinking skull should be a treasure, so he found a rope, put the skull on, and hung it around his neck.Twenty years later, this monk evoked Sha Wujing's memories.But not long after, Sha Wujing still decided to eat this scripture learner.One is because of hunger, and the other is ......
Sha Wujing seems to have collected another skull that does not sink to the bottom.This feeling of collecting your favorite things is so amazing that you can't help it.Sha Wujing also ate the second scripture learner.Sure enough, the head of this scripture learner is also not sunk, it is very mysterious, and it was also worn by Sha Wujing with a rope, and it was hung with the previous skull.Then another twenty years, a third person came.In another twenty years, the fourth monk who learned the scriptures passed by the quicksand river.In another twenty years, the fifth scripture learner was eaten by Monk Sha, and his head was made into handicrafts.…… If it weren't for the nine skulls pierced through the rope around his neck, Sha Wujing would have forgotten how many scripture learners he had eaten."
I have eaten so many people to learn from the scriptures, just to think that you should come out quickly, hurry up and pass by the quicksand river again, where are you?
Come......
Finish......
Is it?
”Sha Wujing stared intently at the moon in the sky, but tears were already beginning to flow in his eyes.I think it must be that the wind on the bank of the quicksand river is strong, and the sand blows into his eyes.…… The Ten Directions Demon thirsts for my fragility.It's up to you to compel each other.Break them one by one, I want you to know my true colors.Thousands of miles of evil have broken my silence.I don't say anything about the bumpy road on my shoulders, so why do I need others to chew my tongue.